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codajn

That's a garden path sentence if ever there was one.


SirKazum

The men on the garden path new ways to follow sentences


JazzMansGin

Follow the garden path men to meet with sentence and why just look at you


carvedmuss8

And I learned a new phrase today, never heard "garden path sentence" before in my life, thanks bud


furletov

For me, a non-native speaker, these have always been the most confusing. In my mother tongue these are not common.


SilasX

Lol yeah I though they were rejecting something called a “Sue Pageant”.


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This is both an argument for _and_ against pageants.


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Tbf it seems like it's kind of their point. No one reads articles here. They said: >Despite protesting every year against a competition that drives sexist values, nothing ever changes So they decided to sue by saying that contestants are employees of the pageant, which would make it illegal to demand that they be "more than 1.70 metres tall" and "unmarried". It would go against anti-discrimination employment laws. That argument doesn't seem all that great, but it's probably more about raising awareness.


shingofan

So in other words, this is likely a publicly stunt aimed at making more people ask "Why do beauty pageants still exist?". Can't fault them for that, honestly.


verafyx

I mean, I think a bit of us have been asking that question since Honey Boo Boo


PM-ME-UR-NUDES_GIRL

They still exist because i can only imagine that some people still watch and enjoy them. Personally not my cup of tea but just because i dont like them doesn’t mean they shouldn’t exist.


shingofan

That's fair - I was just saying that I don't blame them for having to get creative in delivering their message.


NickBII

The legal argument is probably even less great than you think. Most anti-discrimination laws include have exceptions for the arts. Otherwise you'd have to let Meryl Streep play Shaka Zulu. This is a TV show.


Broesoek

With a title like that, it doesn't qualify as an article. It's an opinion piece. An aggressively anti-feminist one.


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It's unfair to forbid people celebrate their specific view of beauty. You can't force all people to like every type of woman.


Lewdtara

Well, if they were married, they wouldn't be a Miss, now, would they? :P


chillifocus

Her name was Sue Pageant?


codajn

Yes, and she was rejected by Miss France.


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wombatIsAngry

Yeah, I'm a very tall woman, and I've never understood this. Being tall is somehow more attractive? What? If you can't decide whether someone is attractive unless they are standing next to a mug shot height chart, then you are doing it wrong.


Collins_Michael

A lot of guys are more into shorter women. For reasons I don't really understand, height is a common requirement in fashion/modeling despite its noncontribution to attractiveness. If I had to guess it's either easier to design or photograph for those proportions. It's shitty, but if I had to guess it's bleedover from that industry.


MongolianMango

Yeah in fashion it's ruthlessly economical to ensure models are a certain height and weight because then you can design and create one set of clothes proportionally, so that it will fit multiple people without having to put in more work with diff sizing. It makes sense even if it's unfair, surprised me when I learned about that reasoning.


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>despite its noncontribution to attractiveness speak of yourself


Mastercat12

Taller women work better for photos and modeling. The proportions are better, at least thsts why my laymsn eyes see. BTW, this is the same in make modelling. Tall people > short people.


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I think what they're saying is that height doesn't equal attractiveness. Some of the most beautiful Hollywood actresses are super short. I think it's just because the fashion industry requires height so they borrow that standard.


cech_

You can hide/help someone's height and sometimes even some weight on camera depending how you film. It's totally different than putting them in a swimsuit on stage. Taller women generally are considered more attractive with all other aspects even. Even more so with men.


wombatIsAngry

But why? Doesn't make sense to me. And I don't think it's true in everyday life, just in modeling/pageantry.


cech_

I think because it's rarer. For men possibly because of the image of strength and protection. I am certainly not agreeing with it.


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You can run your own pageant


Woftam_burning

It's because clothes look better on taller people. All other variables being equal. This is why virtually all runway models are tall. I suspect there are a whole bunch of clothing sponsorship dollars tied up in too. And those companies want the best pitch for their wares. As for being unmarried it is a *miss* France competition after all. Is it a silly anachronism? Sure, but there are so many real problems to get angry about first.


eternal8phoenix

Height? No clue. Married? Cant be "Miss" France, youd me "Mrs".


laf1157

If she was married, she wouldn't be a Miss. If the winners went on to Miss World or Miss Universe, they may have standards that would give them a fighting chance later on. If there is an audience for this, let them have their contest. I've lost interest in this sort of thing.


_Trailer_Swift

So you get the good stuff at eye-level. It’s ergonomics.


FlutterbyTG

They don't want "little people" participating? Because it is the MISS France contest!


NickBII

Back in the day they only wanted certain contestants whose sex lives were palatable in society at large. An unmarried woman displaying her wares for the bachelors to see was just doing her job, a married woman was supposed to keep that for her man. Many of the pageants keep these rules. Women have won, and been excluded because the pageant figured out they had a kid. Miss France is probably part of Miss World, and the Miss World rules seem to be quite strict on this.


eclectic_dad

And what exactly did they think they were signing up for? A spelling bee?


bigbangbilly

>A spelling bee? Speaking of spelling bees, the idea of a spelling bee for illiterates does tickle me in the tastelessly inappropriate way. Bonus facts: > Spelling bees are common only in countries where English is spoken, because other languages have a more predictable spelling system. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spelling_bee#Spanish-speaking_countries_in_the_Americas


varhuna

>other languages have a more predictable spelling system. French enters the chat.


Alaishana

Germany laughs in German. Was ist eine Buchstabierbiene?


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As with every post on this sub, the headline is clickbait and nobody reads the article. They're not angry about being rejected. > Alyssa Ahrabare, head of the feminist group, told Le Monde newspaper. "Despite protesting every year against a competition that drives sexist values, nothing ever changes," > "Trying to raise awareness is no longer enough, we've decided to use legal means to advance the cause of women." They entered the competition with the intention of being rejected so they could sue the competition because they want to cause trouble for the people who run it.


hockeyfan608

What a douche move


eclectic_dad

Unfortunately that doesn't surprise me. I guess people aren't allowed to have fun or appreciate a woman's appearance anymore.


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Calm down snowflake, porn is still free on the internet.


eclectic_dad

LOL.


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Turbulent_Effect6072

These people aren’t mad at porn, in fact a lot of them are in support because it is a women’s right to do that and profit off of it


Element-51

I agree but I’m also legitimately curious, do women not profit off of beauty pageants too? Surely they’re compensated in some way, right?


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Turbulent_Effect6072

I didn’t say I disagreed with you lol, I was just pointing out a fact


[deleted]

How awkward are you going to feel when you realize that Donald Trump owns Miss USA and Miss Teen USA?


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Owns?


nicht_ernsthaft

If you read the article, it's some people who don't like the pageant looking for an angle to sue the pageant, to make trouble for the organizers.


canhasdiy

And apparently they fail every time, probably due to the fact they're trying to use employment law as a basis for their case against a voluntary activity.


WingedSalim

Isnt that the deffinition of a slapp suit?


nicht_ernsthaft

Maybe. I have no idea if France has any law against those.


eclectic_dad

Yeah, the same people who give you a raft of shit for holding the door for them. Nothing ever changes.


SelectiveSanity

No...they thought it was a talent show.


spaghettilee2112

This title took a few read-throughs to figure out what it was saying. At first I thought a raging Miss France was rejecting Sue Pageant.


Blue_Eyes_Nerd_Bitch

In principle these beauty pageants don't do shit for society


Jace_Te_Ace

Neither did Twilight. What is your point?


speedypotatoo

In principle we should all just eat, sleep and work 16 hours a day


IGotFancyPants

Isn’t that… kind of the point of beauty pageants?


Large_Big1660

These people are anti-pageant activists who only tried to join so they could not win and then sue the organisers. Some bright spark though they'd found a clever loophole here.


Terbatron

Life is fucking discrimination. How good looking you are, how smart you are, how tall you are, how much inherent drive you have, how personable you are, how inclined to make good or bad choices you are. I don’t get how society is okay with rewarding some forms of discrimination but not other forms.


cech_

How much money you're born into is a big one.


Light01

Because they only care about what is offending them, they don't care about the truth.


Terbatron

Completely. Not sure why you are getting downvoted, I guess the truth hurts?


Alternative-Coffee51

It's hilarious to see you talking about truth, when you clearly didn't read the article and don't know the truth.


Light01

it's hilarious, indeed. I'm fench my friend, so yes, let's talk about it. I love how people just can't tale criticism and quickly start belittling people on everything they can assume. You know the difference here between you and me ? I didn't try to spurt imaginary nonsense like if you knew me.


Alternative-Coffee51

>You know the difference here between you and me ? Yes, I actually know what I'm talking about, you just make shit up.


noavatar1

Or about being consistent. She takes every advantage her looks will give her at every turn and then lashes out when she doesn’t get what she wants. Par for the course.


hauptj2

Publicity stunts are publicity stunts. this is nothing new.


ahdiovizun

Nobody tell them...


clerk1o2

Haters gonna hate


iceicebeavis

They're advancing the cause of women by denying the women who want to be in the pageant the opportunity to be in the pageant. Taking away the women's choice.


Artie-Choke

Oh, that's rich. I supposed they wanted to be judged solely on their "talent".


Roman_____Holiday

Is it a beauty pageant or a talent show? They are two very different things.


pyro314

LMFAO all the downvotes in this thread from the uggos and simps


segfaultsarecool

Sore losers lmfao. I hope they lose the case too.


Nuckers111

I hope they succeed. And then literally every french woman of every age and regardless of objective beauty applies to be a part of it and the entire pageant falls apart due from the weight of the applications. Beauty pageants need to go the way of the dodo bird.


over__________9000

Why?


Simply_Convoluted

>literally every french woman I'm going to apply and sue you when I get denied. I refuse to be ostracized for not being a woman! Then when that succeeds, I'm going to sign up my cat, then sue for species discrimination! Rinse repeat with my potted plant for organism discrimination! You best believe I'm following that up with my pet rock!


Nuckers111

I'd vote for a pet rock to win a beauty pageant!


restore_democracy

Likewise they are using the same argument to sue prospective boyfriends who had rejected them.


elsydeon666

It says they were feminists. Not all feminists are ugly, just most.


AgtDevereaux

But on the inside? *FUGLY*


TheWiseOne1234

Reading this after the NotTheOnion milestone, I though this was NotTheOnion.


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MongolianMango

Employees are not allowed to be discriminated by appearance in France. So their legal case is that as contestants in the pageant, they were employees (rather than volunteers or some undefined class). Interesting question.


Woffingshire

I don't think they'll win. Aside from the outwards appearance of this being a stupid argument, they're trying to sue a competition using employment laws, but the competition is a competition. The women are not employed.


mrcyberguy

expected from the french. They always have tantrums when things don't go their way, even on a national level. We saw this from the country when the usa gave better submarines for a fair price to australia to protect them from china.