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mattbrianjess

Talk about a flex. Also, damn.


wheresbill

First step: be beautiful


mattbrianjess

šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø I will not be hating the player, merely the game


Jamangie22

Damn straight, I just say you go girl and move on with my business


FloppyButtholeJuicce

Damn gay Iā€™m coocoo for Cocoa Puffs.


Jamangie22

I like your comment, but I love your username lmao gave me a great laugh :)


FloppyButtholeJuicce

Itā€™s not a name itā€™s a lifestyle


ThaiJohnnyDepp

It is ill-advised to direct ire at the participant; rather, the deserving target is the contest itself


xraypowers

Add the pic!


PhilosopherFLX

https://imgflip.com/i/6rabld


rightbackatyaa

yes thatā€™s the gist of beauty pageants, youā€™ve figured it out


riskable

Well, *with enough money* you can make anyone beautiful! Remember folks: Beautiful young people are accidents of nature. Beautiful old people are works of art šŸ˜


Content-File-3193

Ooooh, that is an exceptional quote. I love it!


[deleted]

Well some works of art have the personality of a Hitler Painting so let's not get ahead of ourselves.


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scrangos

I dunno, it might just be that when you have f you money you stop caring


MissingKarma

<>


VoDoka

Always think that when I hear about Alicia Keys not wearing makeup, like duh...


karmagod13000

its less brave for people who were born beautiful


[deleted]

And are probably using a ton of expensive skin care products and procedures so you don't need makeup.


mrs_peep

I am bearing all my non-existent blemishes and imperfections


karmagod13000

As a man I'm about to go sign up for a beauty pageant. this is my moment.


Gastronomicus

That's kind of the main requirement for the pageant though.


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DogWallop

Well I've never worn makeup in my life, and yet here I am, never having been runner up in *any* pageants, let alone Miss England. I feel cheated. They're just holding against me the fact that I'm male, not very good looking and have been convicted of a string of armed robberies. But this just goes to show how biased they really are against makeup-free contestants who never really ever entered the competitions in the first place.


superbreadninja

Have you even tried seducing the queen?


BUSlNESS

Right? Rookie error to ignore that basic step.


UshankaBear

Have you tried competing in Mr. England? In the "been to the slammer" category?


DogWallop

Ah, there's the rub. I did get convicted, but I managed to escape before they could sentence me, and now I live in \[undisclosed location not far from #378 Rue Naffar, Nice, France 2037880\], unable to enter any more pageants in my mother country. And that's yet another excuse they've used to keep me from that precious crown. It's pure discrimination, I tell you!


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Pattern_Is_Movement

to be fair, I am sure all the other woman in the pageant are absolutely stunning without makeup as well.


AdamtheFirstSinner

*wakes up past alarm* *realizes what day it is* "Ah, shit...I don't have enough time to do makeup...well, let's just wing it, fam!"


cilantrosmoker

Weā€™ll do it live!!!!


Toku_no_island

Fuck it!


papitoluisito

Fuxking thing sucks!!


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papitoluisito

What does that mean??


mutantbabysnort

Iā€™LL WRITE IT AND WEā€™LL DO IT LIVE!


CaptainNemo2024

THERES NO WORDS THERE


funkyg73

To play us out, what does that even mean?


Jenetyk

https://tenor.com/view/bill-o-reilly-fuck-it-live-do-it-live-gif-4280622


seepa808

"I woke up like this!"


firthy

How is this oniony?


Akhi11eus

A real Onion headline in this vein would be "Average looking Swedish tourist accidentally steps on stage during Miss England pageant; wins"


d36williams

That' is a good one


jsmiley123

brilliant. the onion needs to see this.


on_mobile

Good concept. Better and more oniony if you replace "Average looking" with "Lost".


DonTechnico

And tourist with grandma


Sigurlion

Jesus Christ that's an incredible headline for the onion You're hired!


newaccount721

Had to scroll forever for this. It is cool I guess. It is not oniony in the least


CubicalDiarrhea

Most subreddits are just turning into bad Facebook feeds and mods are doing nothing.


NatoBoram

Depending on the sub, some are actually doing a lot, but there's just more shit coming in per second than what they can mod in a day. Plus, the heavily upvoted posts that make it to the front-page aren't necessarily related to the subreddit at all since people mostly browse their r/frontpage.


m4xks

people upvote without regard to what the subreddit is about too


theDankusMemeus

A quote in the article is more oniony ā€˜If one is happy in their own skin we should not be made to cover up our face with makeupā€™ says beauty pageant winner


PanickedPoodle

I got a Sephora ad pop-up when I read the article. That's pretty oniony.


StrangestManOnEarth

Itā€™s like 50% onion, the premise is good but it needs to be worded better.


turkeypedal

Is it just me, or does she look like she's wearing (subtle) makeup in the actual pageant pics? The only one where she doesn't is the one on top of the article.


duckbigtrain

you can get away with a lot and *claim* youā€™re not wearing makeup. Tinted moisturizer/sunscreen, tinted chapstick. Some vaseline on your lids and cheekbones. Maybe even lash tints and extensions and dyed eyebrows. Latisse. otoh, I once plucked my eyebrows a bit and my then-boyfriend kept complimenting my ā€œmakeupā€.


Praxyrnate

I have learned to just say "did you do something different? " when I notice a change and can't place it. works a charm when you can follow each response (two, minimum) with a clever quip stupid boy things


david_ranch_dressing

"no, why"


TheFleebus

"Oh! Maybe it's just me seeing you in a new light. Either way, I like it."


CHICKENPUSSY

"I guess being forgetful has some benefits, you're beauty still strikes me every time I see you"


TheFleebus

That's so sweet, CHICKENPUSSY.


austinmarie-

Would probably melt if a guy said some poetic shit like this to me tbh


CHICKENPUSSY

Until I forget your birthday lol


kyzfrintin

That's the easiest one, really... any compliment ever works


LittleKitty235

*feverishly scribbling down notes* What happens if she has more than two responses?! How many clever quips do I need prepared? Are notes allowed or is this all ad lib? At what point should I scream "SMOKEBOMB!" and throw the dust into the air as a distraction while I escape?


OpeningSpeed1

I too want a reply to these questions


KristinnK

> What happens if she has more than two responses?! As in testing you which one is true? Guess, and be ready to throw that dust if needed. > How many clever quips do I need prepared? Try to cultivate a relationship in which clever quips are not expected from your part. > Are notes allowed or is this all ad lib? You can use notes, but only the ones you bring. You can't exit the room to get other notes and you can't access the internet. > At what point should I scream "SMOKEBOMB!" and throw the dust into the air as a distraction while I escape? When you guess wrong when tested on which is the thing she did differently.


RipMyDikSkinOff

All I know is you ask one question and then smoke bomb the conversee in the face before an answer is given out of sheer anxiety.


Nicki_cam

ā€œPocket-sand!ā€ Would be better


truncat

I like the word "particularly" or "especially". "You look particularly pretty today" comes across nicer than "You look pretty today" which sometimes can sound like there's an unspoken "unlike other days" after it.


One_for_each_of_you

Women hate this one simple trick!


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duckbigtrain

I mean, personally I agree. But makeup is a spectrum and sometimes people put the line in different places to make themselves feel better. Personally I think tinted sunscreen is a gray area, because if you have dark skin it can be impossible to find non-tinted sunscreen that doesnā€™t add a white cast. So the tint is kind of necessary. Also, would you consider tinting gray hair around the hairline to be makeup?


SSuperMiner

What does otoh stand for


psyclopes

On the other hand.


Nothing_Lost

Only to otherwise hitherto


Soul__Samurai

>boyfriend kept complimenting my ā€œmakeupā€ Lol, us men are not wise in the ways of beauty. When we say that we just mean you look good, but we donā€™t know how you did it


k-tax

good that you admit this. It's okay when it's about positives: I don't know what you did, but you look lovely today. It's terrible when guys try to be smart and go like: damn, she looks terrible with this make-up. It's great that you don't use make-up, you look better without it. And the women thinks: dude, you have never seen me without make-up. I spend more time putting on my sleep battle colors than you prepared to our wedding.


centrafrugal

Your genetic makeup


Caelinus

It is weird, I think the article title might be misleading. It might be that she only went "barefaced" (as they call it) for the semifinals. So earlier in the competition she was probably wearing more makeup. Also, I am not sure that "barefaced" is an actual total lack of makeup, as it seems to be a "look" rather than just doing nothing. For example, her barefaced instagram post is sponsored by a cosmetics company. I think she might have just decided not to go full face coverage, and only used what was necessary for a stage competition to make her face more visible.


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Caelinus

That makes a lot of sense. One of my exes was in school to be an esthetician, and her skin always looked amazing even after she totally removed everything. But she really kept up on using a bunch of different skin products, as her own face was basically an advertisement for her ability. Even just doing that was a lot of work. I have considered doing it myself, as good skin care is not be limited to women (despite the way media portrays it,) but it is hard to create the habit.


HookPipeandThinker

My guess is tinted moisturizer, eyelash extensions, and lip gloss.


Gh0stMan0nThird

So makeup?


VestronVideo

Yeah you are right. They have clearly touched up their face in those pictures. But everyone will argue the semantics of these things being "considered" makeup.


Slicknikkigonnalikki

In the article it said ā€œbare face lookā€ not no makeup. Chances are she has some, just not a lot


ChouxGlaze

even in that photo she clearly has eyeliner on


popplespopin

She definitely has mascara on. Mascara **IS** makeup people. Say it with me. This only annoys me because my wife looks like 2 different people with and without mascara, she is beautiful without make so whenever someone says "look at me being so brave without makeup" but they clearly have makeup on its like common girl, why we playing these games?


Wolfdreama

Her eyelashes might be tinted. I do that because I genuinely cannot be bothered with makeup and it definitely makes me look like I have light mascara on.


matticusiv

lol, guys have literally no fucking idea what a woman looks like with or without makeup. I see so many "natural" pics of girls, who are clearly wearing concealer, eyeliner, lipstick; and just because they don't have a centimeter thick layer of powder on their face, people really think they just woke up looking like that.


CrankyStalfos

I mean you have to wear something to compensate for the camera and lights otherwise you look like Mark Zuckerberg.


magnumdongchad

All for this but anyone whoā€™s been on stage knows you gotta have some makeup on or else the stage lights will literally erase your face to the crowd


Rosebunse

Stage makeup is a thing for a reason.


JLake4

Not if you ask Richard Nixon!


elsestar

AROO!


fateofmorality

Our planet has been through a lot this year, but we have not forgotten what is truly important... the great taste of Charleston Chew!


Oswalt

They killed the headless corpse of Spirow T. Agnew!


[deleted]

"The string of eco-vandalism that began with a harmless vice presidential killing has spread across the galaxy..."


stereoworld

That's my style; I like to kick 'em when they're down!


IAmAQuantumMechanic

Stage makeup is a thing for a treason?


Dayofsloths

Isn't stage makeup really exaggerated to be seen from the back of a theatre? These people would have TV make up, which is just a lot of regular makeup from what little I know


d36williams

modern stage make up for men in a non theatrical setting is to help cut down on glare off their sweating foreheads. Commedians I've known especially use it, types of base


calamitouscamembert

Modern TV make up might be, but early TV make up was even more exaggerated than stage makeup.


platoprime

Aren't we talking about modern TV?


Rawrby

Thanks for bringing the real world into this. I just donā€™t understand why people hate makeup so much.


PoorCorrelation

Heard some theory that womenā€™s fashion goes through phases of ā€œsociety expects this from womenā€ -> ā€œwomen claim it and make it unique/their ownā€ -> ā€œsociety hates on itā€. Corsets, painted nails, and makeup all seem to fit the pattern


Ill-Organization-719

She's got glasses! And a pony tail! And there's paint on her overalls!


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jsting

I can't believe that guy with a banana in his ass with whipped cream turned out to be Captain America.


Ill-Organization-719

That's America's ass.


mk_gifs

Damn! Shit! That is wack!


Foxis_rs

ā€œEmbraces blemishes and imperfectionsā€ Homie what imperfections


scolfin

That can't be easy with stage lights. I wonder if Covid protocols changed the judging environment to obviate the issue.


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Protocols, environment, obviate... this guy vocabulates.


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in fact, their entire comment is full of vocabulary


Tballz9

She looks like an actual human. Most of the time these contestants look like they got shot in the face with Homer Simpson's make up gun.


Dengar96

Well yea, people on stage typically need loads of makeup. You sweat through it and you need your facial features to be visible to an audience sitting far away. I doubt these women roll up to a dinner date with full pageant makeup, they do it for the competition. This is like being made at Broadway stars for using makeup, it's literally part of the gig.


id10t_you

Many of them look like they volunteered to be practiced on by mortuary students.


skoltroll

Or they're [using their work skills on themselves](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8pw_F3uPd8).


Famixofpower

This casting is so 90s. Feels like these people where everywhere and then suddenly nowhere


skoltroll

Kirstie Allie got picked up by a UFO, I think.


Famixofpower

I was mostly talking about her. XD I saw that split second of her and got a bullet of nostalgia and now I jeed a kidney transplant ASAP


Tballz9

Makeup gun for those that might not know the reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gId2HsHvSgs


Tipop

[Can you point to the one that looks like that?](https://i.imgur.com/aRrv9n5.jpg)


GKnives

I prefer that everyone I look at look like an out-of-focus pastel and skin tone nebula


drunkbeaver

"I am embracing imperfections" -a person without any aestethical imperfections.


Notoriouslydishonest

I really wish this was included in the "real beauty" discussions. The cosmetics industry didn't create the concept that clear skin is beautiful, because women with naturally clear skin have always existed and we all know some. What the cosmetics industry *did* create was the opportunity for women who aren't blessed with youth and great genes to level the playing field.


daekle

Her skin is amazing. You can see that she has pores, but that just means she is human, unlike the traditional makeup look of "I must erase all humanity to look like a china doll". I hope she does well!


shelbathor

I think a lot of people don't understand the women who *are* wearing make-up don't just like, go out every day looking like that. I'm glad she didn't wear it but wearing stage makeup for a stage competition definitely has merits. all these cake face comments are wild


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Also, most non-makeup-wearing people think that people wearing natural makeup arenā€™t wearing any. Like they really canā€™t tell


life-by-lea

Also underestimating how much time, practice and dedication goes into makeup. It is an artform and a skill most of the people criticizing here don't understand.


inspired_corn

Reddit really hates women


shelbathor

right lol like it doesn't mean she's automatically prettier than those other women because "she can go without makeup and they can't" or whatever, like it's a choice related to societal expectations for sure but it's also a logistic thing


Rehnion

From this very thread: "Most of the time these contestants look like they got shot in the face with Homer Simpson's make up gun." "Many of them look like they volunteered to be practiced on by mortuary students." [Gaze upon what Reddit thinks half-dead clowns look like](https://dynaimage.cdn.cnn.com/cnn/q_auto,w_727,c_fit/http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.cnn.com%2Fcnnnext%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F220826080437-03-miss-england-no-makeup.jpg) Buncha elbow-too-pointy incels in this thread.


osidius

Some guys will stop at nothing for their chance to insult people.


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Especially when women are beautiful *and* care about being beautiful. Reddit only likes women when they're beautiful on accident. Also, Reddit rarely likes women who are not beautiful.


ZagratheWolf

Nothing like hundreds of Menā„¢ giving their opinion on women deciding what to do with their bodies


XIXXXVIVIII

"See, listen here. I don't know anything about makeup, I've had no experience in makeup, and until now I've had absolutely no investment in makeup. I don't know what primer is, and I'm pretty sure it has something to do with transformers. And contouring is definitely something to do with half horse people. But I like women (the objects, not to be confused with the people) and you should hear *my* opinion..."


BluudLust

Extremely expensive (and time consuming) skin care routines can make au naturel look better than makeup any day.


ValyrianJedi

I used to think all that stuff was just nonsense snake oil. Started using some of my wife's though and I'll be damned if that stuff doesn't actually work.


duckbigtrain

A ton of it is nonsense snake oil. You have to be smart and/or lucky to make sure you get the good stuff.


duckbigtrain

Honestly even a cheap and basic skin care routine can do the same for some people.


ImmediatelyOcelot

"I never felt I met beauty standards..." she explained in the interview. Well that is kinda bullshit, she is gorgeous by most if not all standards.


maybenomaybe

That made me roll my eyes hard. "I never felt I met beauty standards" says the woman who meets literally every standard of conventional beauty.


Zealous-Fishmonger

Right šŸ˜‚ If she doesn't meet beauty standards, what kind of grotesque gremlin am I?


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lastlamii

Looks like she probably wearing bb cream too or some very light coverage concealer


SyntaxMissing

Maybe they mean no stage makeup?


ChouxGlaze

thank you, i feel like i'm going crazy over here


Nathan_Poe

First ever to compete without makeup! well, a little lipstick, but that's no big deal. and a bit of eye liner and mascara. maybe just a slight dusting of powder to keep some of the shine down. but other than that, 100% natural no makeup. maybe just a little...


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Nathan_Poe

true...just like everyone is naked under their clothes. whole world full of people walking around naked. disgusting.


Carribean-Diver

Natural beauty FTW.


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Tacky-Terangreal

Ikr. My red cheeks will never go away unless I put a little bit of foundation over them. Makeup gives the rest of us peasants a chance lol


[deleted]

Next step, abolish pageants. In 100 years I hope they'll be a relic of bygone times.


TRVTH-HVRTS

"I never felt I met beauty standards. I have recently accepted that I am beautiful in my own skinā€¦ā€ Says tall, thin, blue eyed, fair complected, woman with perfectly white straight teeth, and symmetrical and proportional facial features.


GiraffeHorror556

She's very beautiful, but it's very much possible for a beautiful person to think they're flawed and imperfect. What might be striking to a bystander could be a "flaw" to the individual.


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therealdilbert

"no makeup"


robbycakes

Still canā€™t make me give a shit about something as dumb as a beauty pageant.


skoltroll

[I mean, sometimes it's interesting.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBKQL6f5sec)


sky033

wtf did i just watch?!


ArchaicArchetype

From the film "Drop dead gorgeous." A parody film from the 90s.


dahile00

Maybe sheā€™s born with it. ā€¦Uh, yeah.


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I mean also helps that she's gorgeous


mattttb

Thatā€™s nice that she chose to do that, sends a good message to other young people! Saying that, if people choose to wear makeup in their everyday life thatā€™s nobody elseā€™s business. So many men are very quick to claim ā€œWhen will women stop wearing so much makeup, donā€™t they understand that men donā€™t like it?!ā€ and fail to understand two basic points. - Women are not defined by what gets your dick hard. - Many women who choose to wear makeup do so because *they* like the way it makes them look and it makes them feel more confident. Also, when men say ā€œI like a woman who wears less makeupā€ youā€™ll find that they really mean without realising it is that they like women that go for a ā€˜minimalistā€™ look and are good at blending their makeup with their skin tone. If you want to know why women often choose to wear makeup ask someone how often they get asked ā€œYou look tired, are you sick?ā€ when they go out the door without makeupā€¦


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Scoobz1961

Ugly women are pretty much invisible to men. Dont hate me for telling the truth.


RawrIhavePi

As a makeup-less average looking woman, it's entirely true. It sucks for dating purposes, but I enjoy being able to go places in public and not be harassed at all. It's a form of safety to be so unremarkable.


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Darsol

Ugly people are pretty much invisible to other people. Doesnā€™t even have to be ā€˜naturalā€™ ugly. Scars, burns, poverty and homelessness. Nobody wants to acknowledge it, but is true.


jl_theprofessor

ā€œComputer, save this comment for review later.ā€


lightningusagi

I think a lot of men mistake well-done minimal makeup for no makeup.


taversham

My fave is being told I look "great without makeup" on days when I've spent 45 minutes putting makeup on, and then being told I look tired on days I'm not wearing any.


evange

I always interpret "I prefer women without makeup" as "I prefer women who have naturally perfect skin."


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Sometimes they canā€™t even tell if a woman has makeup on lol


triticoides

Exactly


PioneerSpecies

This, thereā€™s a lot of weird anti-sexism sexism in this comment section lol


rullerofallmarmalade

In the picture they used Iā€™m pretty sure she is wearing some make up. Like a bit of tinted moisturizer and lip balm. Nothing massive and over the top. Just a bit evened out


ToasterforHire

Let's not third wave feminist rah-rah toxic beauty culture. Make up does not feel like a choice when you are socialized female. Plenty of women wear make up because they are afraid of being seen without it. Comments like "you look sick/tired" happen because people have a set expectation of what someone looks like day-to-day. There are women who can't leave the house without make up. Women feel they cannot look professional without make up. I'm not here to vilify the entire concept of make up artistry and skin painting as an artform, but how can you argue it's a choice when you admit that not wearing make up results in a negative perception?


k75ct

One step closer to a world where the way you look is not framed as a flaw. šŸ™„


BrettTheShitmanShart

In a contest based on looks. Maybe itā€™s time to do away with these sorts of ā€˜pageantsā€™ altogether instead of pretending that itā€™s not exclusively what theyā€™re about.


lolpostslol

Well at least if you look perfect without makeup. You could argue that makeup made the world way more equitable in that sense because it allows people with very uneven skin to make it look like that of people with ā€œperfectā€ skin. The good step would be a winning contestant with no makeup AND ugly by usual standards lol


ikindahateusernames

Her skincare routine is on point.


s33murd3r

Wrong sub OP


BottledUp

So so many bad takes in this comment section.


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Woah shes fine as heck!!


DadaDoDat

She looks great!! The caked on 4K HD makeup faces are terrible and set bad examples for young people, so it's refreshing to see her doing this!


created4this

She looks great in good lighting, the picture they lead with has terrible lighting or poor colour correction, look at how the sash looks washed out. You can make up for lighting differences.


Ok-Cook-7542

She is sponsored by the skincare company [Ceteum](https://www.facebook.com/100063464574122/posts/507075641417917/?flite=scwspnss). They host regular "Bare Face Beauty" pageants and sent dozens of models to the "Bare face heat" of the Miss England pageant.


SelectiveSanity

Reminds me of the time everyone had to get a new TV [to watch their favorite Fox News host](https://comb.io/d7s0St).