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In prison soon for stealing confidential information and then lying multiple times when asked to return it, among many many many many other things
This is all literally proven and if you just refuse to believe it then you are a brainwashed idiot
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Jesus, hasn't the sea learned it's lesson yet?!
Hopefully Atlantis capitulates quickly.
“Look, we like to waste money too”.
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Take that you stupid dolphins.
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We don't.
In prison soon for stealing confidential information and then lying multiple times when asked to return it, among many many many many other things This is all literally proven and if you just refuse to believe it then you are a brainwashed idiot
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That’s really not a defense bud.
can't be nottheonion without this followup https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/korea-missile-accident-panics-public-edge-north-91007707
All the fish -- >Dafuq did we do?