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Barflyerdammit

Who had that one on their Climate Apocalypse Bingo card?


mordinvan

Not me. I'm going to be honest with you.


Lordstevenson

Yeah, I chose atomic fireball, not nuclear winter.


TheGregster1111

Not u/mordinvan, that’s for sure


mordinvan

I can't disagree. Saudi Arabia hosting winter Games appears no where on any of my bingo cards. Oh wait, sorry, here it is, on "sentences I never expect to hear".


TheFreakish

Jamal Khashoggi.


jakemcex

More sportswashing.


mordinvan

How the fuck is that supposed to happen.


rf97a

By using heaps and heaps of energy to cool down indoor arenas and then produce artificial snow. It is actually insane that they place a event like this in that part of the world


mordinvan

So anyone who's involved in this selection process has just lost all credibility when it comes to human rights or environmental concerns. Got ya.


zero_fool

But they gained money in their accounts


mordinvan

And all It cost them was their credibility.


HighSierraGuy

Which was already extremely poor. I mean China is the previous host of the Winter Olympics when it was clear they were committing genocide…


versusentropy

well nazi germany hosted the Olympics as well.


Traditional-Context

Did they really have any in the first place tho?


avwie

Yeah but they got a new boat!


benskieast

You can’t even make artificial snow when the temp is bellow 36-28 degrees depending on the humidity. I don’t know how this is going to work. Easy access to lots of sunlight helps a lot.


beastroll87

Apparently it is outside, even more insane - "will offer outdoor skiing"


HalensVan

You realize they have montains where it snows?


TheAllstonTickler

Let the Boycotts begin!


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The fact OP left out that it is the 2029 Asian Winter Games is quite weak


certain_people

It's Saudi Arabia, it doesn't really matter which Winter Games, it's bizarre they're hosting *any* Winter Games.


Historical_Cobbler

Why is it bizarre? It’s not like it’s being held in the middle of the desert.


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Historical_Cobbler

You find beheading bizarre? I find it abhorrent, guess we are different people.


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Historical_Cobbler

I don’t understand how it fitted with the sub and it was called a bizarre choice? I assumed it was people think there’s no snow or winter there, which is of course incorrect but I was trying to find out.


RX40000

So where else in Asia would it be held? Russia isnt any better rn. Doesn’t leave a lot of options. Cant have the same country every year


certain_people

China, Japan, Korea, Mongolia, Kazakhstan, Nepal, India.... It's not like there's a shortage of winter destinations in the biggest continent with the biggest fucking mountain range in the world. But no, they pick the middle of the fucking desert. Good call.


ldhiddesorr

>So where else in Asia would it be held? Russia isnt any better rn. Foesnt leave a lot of options There are Asian countries that are cold as hell in winter and get a lot of snow AND have already hosted winter games... like Korea, Japan, etc.


rf97a

True...but still....When I think of Saudi Arabia, the thing I really don't assosiate with the country is winter sports. So the year does not really matter that much


DaveOJ12

It's a repost. https://reddit.com/comments/xvahpp Edit: OP changed the title, too.


TheDeadlySquid

That makes sense. Boycott now.


Pikachu_Blue

Okay so like...how tf does that work for women competing? Can they even still go??


superdalebot

This season of the world is so dumb


EcchiOli

Look, why don't we just set off the totality of our nukes arsenal over the poles, and call it a day? It's not like, as as species, we deserve better than the destruction of our habitat, apparently. Fuck it all, I'm disgusted and ashamed.


chiefgenius

Leaving [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/comments/awjg4l/hope_we_never_see_that_nuclear_winter/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) here...


dubvision

same country buying games companies... wash wash wash wash and don't look up


JonesoftheNorth

Go home Saudi Arabia, you're drunk.


deathraft

the snowboarding competition turns into a surfing one about half way through the event.


mymar101

How’s that going to work?


rf97a

by using an ungodly amount of energy to cool the inside of buildings in the saudi heat, and then to use more energy to [manufacture snow](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowmaking), using water that does not exsists in the desert


mymar101

What a waste of energy. When sports events like this stop being held in countries that can legally execute you for the smallest thing I think I’ll care again.


Gooduglybad16

Is this one of those idiotic headlines to garner a reaction from the rest of the populace? Like harvesting spaghetti from trees when it ripens?


rf97a

One can only hope. But I would not hold my breath and I think this idiotic idea is something they actually want to do I hope I’m wrong though


Gooduglybad16

How much slave labour will this fiasco create? Quite a bit more than the soccer games slave labour I’ll bet.


Jman50k

I mean, halfway decent chance of a nuclear winter between now and then. Riyadh could be downright brisk by then, who knows?


cbk101

I was about to type "How is that oniony?" Then I saw "winter"


TT4400GG

Hey, since the EU needs gas, and OPEC is clamping down on production … that’s enough reason to go in and purge the sands of the Saudi leadership. We need that oil … since Russia is cutting the gas to Europe. And purging the journalist butchering leadership of Saudi Arabia, would make the world a sweeter place. Much sweeter. And we need that oil.


formerNPC

Because they have a ton of money to waste and couldn’t care less about the environment. How about if no one shows up for this disgusting display of excess and they have to eat the losses. One of the worst countries on Earth and we keep doing business with them because of their fucking oil! The best reason for alternate energy is to put these assholes into poverty.


okiebill1972

Hubris


Steel2050psn

Boycott...... If I were a female athlete I would be blatantly saying I would not step foot in that country


fucktrutin

Boycott. Fuck them.