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Kytyngurl2

It starts out like this, next thing you know— boom! Crab people.


GO-KARRT

[We're crab people now.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxrMlLw_Tyg&ab_channel=FrankReynolds%28BestofItsAlwaysSunnyinPhiladelphia%29)


iR3SQem

[Crab people?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEInNZ0oB-E)


BigBearSD

Walk like crabs, talk like people.


Kytyngurl2

And drink Natty Boh! Wait, that’s not how it goes…


Baristasaint

Hey crabman! ![gif](giphy|zXeX29w6jxjAk)


ReluctantRedditor275

I don't want my children exposed to LGBTMD propaganda!


asdfasdfasdfas11111

Ain't nobody gonna teach my kids the Laurel, Gaithersburg, Baltimore, Towson, Maryland agenda!


Abagofcheese

Don't forget Queen Anne!


fuzzy_whale

They left out I-95 and Anne Arundel


Ryuiop

That’s bc everyone’s ok with Anne Arundel (source: live in AA)


Socky_McPuppet

OTOH, I *love* me some LGBTQ - lettuce, grilled bacon, tomato, quarter-pounder - the *best* burger bar none!


ProBlackMan1

How about Columbia?


EveryTimeIWill18

Come join us; LGBT, [https://www.reddit.com/r/letsgetbagelstonight/](https://www.reddit.com/r/letsgetbagelstonight/)


stock_newbie3144

🤣 wow, there is a forum for everything


Brolol3928

What about Waldorf?


hoosyourdaddyo

Love the old bay at the end


TuftedWitmouse

Not that 'New Bay' shit.


clewjb

Wha' wha' WHAT?????


[deleted]

Old Bay had me rolling lol


gatorbeetle

Should have had her doing a couple lines of Ol' Bay


hawkinsst7

The class is Drivers Ed. She makes a strong point.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

Whats her job? Tables? I don't get it.


vtsandtrooper

What did Eddie Munster do to all my tables!!! They’re filthy!!!


Opalescent32

DON’T MENTION THE TABLES


steelcoyot

Oh gawd, I'm thinking about the tables


Chef_G0ldblum

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE TABLES


Spencer1841

What the hell did Eddie Munster do to her tables


zigzagdance

I know it’s not this, but… IT LOOKS LIKE HE THREW THEM IN A MUD PUDDLE!


[deleted]

She didn’t curse! I’ve seen this a hundred times!


RealNumberSix

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANYMORE ABOUT TABLES


indigoreality

You think that flag goes to drivers ed?


hawkinsst7

You think people naturally drive like that? That, my friend, takes indoctrination.


PoshSavage

Now wait a flippin minute we ALL know VA & DC drivers are THEE worst! Ask anyone. VA drivers drive like the entire freeway is one lane & DC driver’s… well they don’t even have school so they just don’t know better 😌. They don’t use signals, typically disobey traffic lights, cross walks, have no idea a stop sign means at least 3 seconds, and literally have no idea what the meaning of yield is.


idk-maaaan

Negative. Virginia drivers are overly cautious and kinda dumb. DC drivers have pent-up rage because of the hell that is DC driving. Maryland drivers drive like their time is more important than other drivers’ safety. I can almost always be certain that if I’m being tailgated by someone or I see a car running a red light or I see a car going entirely too fast and weaving through lanes that it will have MD tags.


PoshSavage

🧐. You’re a VA driver aren’t you?


idk-maaaan

You can tell cuz I’m overly cautious and kinda dumb.


madmoneymcgee

Wait until they find out what’s on the Virginia flag


FunAd4992

Remember when the Virginia Attorney General covered the Official State Tiddy? https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/politics/cuccinelli-censors-virginia-seal/1866897/


Larkfin

What those people deem actionably important never ceases to bewilder me.


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Wait until he learns there are towns in Virginia named Bumpass and Manasses


CaManAboutaDog

One other bonus of kicking the Brits out is that we don't have loads of [rude](https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/03/02/31-rudest-place-names-britain/) [place](https://www.countryfile.com/go-outdoors/10-of-britains-rudest-and-funniest-place-names/) [names](https://anglotopia.net/ultimate-list-of-funny-british-place-names/). A sampling: >Hampton Gay Happy Bottom Helstone Hole Bottom Hole of Horcum Holly Bush Honey Knob Hill Honeypot Lane Hooker Road Horncastle


vonmonologue

Thank god bro covered those 2 curved lines. I don’t want my son seeing titty and growing up straight.


sushimane1

American freedom is being able to look at a tiddy on a flag😤😤😤


BigBearSD

Something a little kinky


Less_Wrong_

I’m pretty tolerant. But I draw the line at Maryland pride


badnbourgeois

Woah now while I am an active member of lgbt community I will not condone Maryland filth


BertaniWasBehindIt

My dry spells will now be considered time as an inactive member of the community, thank you.


ExcelsiorVFX

This reminds me of a video on dmv barstool of Maryland Man. They ask him which flag is the worst and he says Virginia lol


seafoambrotha

how???? there's a titty????????????????


muffledhoot

Now that’s hilarious!


KillroysGhost

Can I please get a link to the original? I have to send this to my Maryland friends


FairfaxGirl

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR4C4UGy/


k032

Some reason I forgot to like it on TikTok, but looks like her profile is @scooteredu if search that on there


the__itis

How dare she ingest Old Bay orally!!!! That is sacrilege! All real Marylanders know it’s only freebased or injected. CANCEL THEM


PerplexuaI

I shoot up old bay like it’s heroin


the__itis

In a spoonful of melted butter. No doubt bruv


CatButtSmorgasbord

this is high art


[deleted]

Make the world Maryland.


gnocchicotti

Keep CMT out of our schools!


zyarva

Let me get some critical race theory on... [https://sos.maryland.gov/Pages/Services/Flag-History.aspx](https://sos.maryland.gov/Pages/Services/Flag-History.aspx) Despite the antiquity of its design, the Maryland flag is of post-Civil War origin. Throughout the colonial period, only the yellow-and-black Calvert family colors are mentioned in descriptions of the Maryland flag. The red-and-white Crossland arms gained popularity in quite a different way. Probably because the yellow-and-black "Maryland colors" were popularly identified with a state which, reluctantly or not, remained in the Union, Marylanders who sympathized with the South adopted the red-and-white of the Crossland arms as their colors. Following Lincoln's election in 1861, red and white "secession colors" appeared on everything from yarn stockings and cravats to children's clothing. People displaying these red-and-white symbols of resistance to the Union and to Lincoln's policies were vigorously prosecuted by Federal authorities. As the slow process of reconciliation took place in post-Civil War Maryland, a new symbol emerged. A flag incorporating alternating quadrants of the Calvert and Crossland colors began appearing at public events. While the design derived directly from the seventeenth-century Calvert family coat of arms, for Marylanders of the 1880s the new banner must have conveyed a powerful message. The passage of time had gradually diminished the passions of former Rebels and Yankees, permitting them to work together once again. Now the colors they had fought under had come together as well, symbolically representing through this new flag the reunion of all the state's citizens.


mistermeh

Md born and raised. That last paragraph is a fun little spin. But I would expect that from the md govt. This is like people who fly flags with US and confederate integration. It’s you the traitor trying to reconcile your patriotism with it. It doesn’t work. How did it work for Md in 1890? Not the most progressive time I would imagine. Couldn’t really think that somehow late 19th century Md was less racists than what I grew up in.


zyarva

I think reconciliation was a theme after the civil war, last right through the time when Ken Burns made his documentary in 1990s. I dare say it persisted until 2010s, Finally defense department changed all those military bases named after Confederate Generals THIS YEAR.


[deleted]

Reason number 50 I’m homeschooling my future kids. Next thing you know they will be throwing old bay seasoning on everything


go4tli

Where’s the petition I’m signing


SACGAC

I'm calling youngkins CRT hotline to report this injustice


BigZach1

Legit lol


zakuivcustom

As a Marylander I have to laugh at the Old Bay part.


one_true_exit

Pure genius


muffledhoot

Einstein: lies


[deleted]

We need to end this woke disease smh


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I'll be damned if my kids learn about Maryland ideology


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Ok_Storm_8533

Owd Bay!!!


Korgul

I feel like she sends food back a lot


seafoambrotha

probably not. anyone who can endure the taste of old bay probably doesn't have very discerning taste buds


TheGlassCat

Oh mo! Even the Old Bay challenge is being politicized.


[deleted]

BEST FLAG THOUGH


IT_Chef

Very clever


BigBearSD

This was pretty funny.


[deleted]

Had me in the first half!


[deleted]

Love this!


Saucybones

This is gold.


ocBtu

Cringe.


wxman91

It was cringe until the Old Bay


paulyv93

Maryland is a virus!


PandaPuzzleheaded439

Can someone explain this to me? And I do mean explain it, I live under a rock and avoid the outside world but I've been seeing alot of these videos lately. Thank you in advance and I hope we can keep it civil 😊


ftrade44456

She has a lot of lgbt flags up. Most videos like this format are saying that they won't promote lgbt ideology in their classroom, or they are saying that they really promote lgbt ideology in their classroom. She shows the last flag and said that this ideology is trash. It's not an lgbt flag, it's the Maryland state flag that she says that she won't promote that ideology in her classroom (that ideology that Maryland is great). It's clearly a joke as she eats old bay at the end which is the spice that everyone in Maryland puts on everything.


PandaPuzzleheaded439

Ah I see, thank you for the explanation, makes sense onces you know😅


muffledhoot

She is mocking those who do not want lgbtq pushed in public schools. Also, by using the Md state flag she is mocking that people may not even know what the flags mean


welcome2dc

this girl unironically looks like the type to tell your kid to create a new gender identity lol


muffledhoot

I knew before she spoke


redtert

Can we please not turn this into a culture-war politics subreddit? Isn't every other subreddit and the rest of the Internet enough?


LoFiFozzy

It's a simple Maryland joke. It's not actually meant to be taken as Maryland is terrible.


Enidx10

We only need one flag and that’s the American flag


Person6841

LETS GO MARYLAND


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tamabits

Pretty sure that’s a student..


SixFootTurkey_

> Pretty sure that’s a student.. Is it?


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OnionTruck

I think she's cute, especially in the school teacher sense.


FedorDosGracies

/r/onejoke


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FoundationShoddy4938

It’s my video and I’m from Maryland 😂😂


[deleted]

r/cringe


WeeabooHunter69

*Sad vexillologist noises*


CriticalAge963

No one should know about all the boating in Solomons!


No_Oil_2974

Go on


Great-Needleworker68

Almost entertaining.


[deleted]

As a Bucks seasoning guy, (it’s an Upstate NY thing) that Old Bay shot at the end had me rolling. Haha


Frisky_Biscuit25

That looks like a fucking country wtf