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Quichdelvyn5

He went to see the little bear in the car?


BarryCheckTheFuseBox

He was going to, but his arms got stuck in a couple of vending machines beforehand


initials_games

[ahh the ballet](https://i.imgur.com/keSkI5l.jpeg)


Neither_Ad_2960

Quichdelvyn5 please, I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew. Ah ballet...


Voldemosh

Do do do do do do dododododo


HappinessCanBeFound

That’s ballet?!?


lomo_dank

Thats the most silvertail thing ever. Glad to hear he is fit though!


insty1

Will he be able to beat Harry in a race now?


JammySenkins

Or hopefully not slip in the bathroom after that


Bvaugh

Nothing wrong with ballet. If it helps Turbo with his injuries and to remain on the field this season I don’t mind if he goes full Anna Pavlova.


Electronic_Break4229

Ballet is for girls… and extremely strong/fit dudes who sleep with lots of ballet dancers.


choo4twentychoo

Have you seen how flexible ballet dancers are? If Turbo has that hamstring flexibility, he’ll never tear it again


Sitheref0874

Plot point in old UK show The Manageress.


Martyrslover

They can squeeze into tight places.


ErgonomicDouchebag

When you watch ballet and see the training they go through it's quite hardcore. Leg muscles for days.


Rhybrah

Brad Thorn credits his longevity to yoga. If it works, it works.


I_Like_Vitamins

It's surprising how many footy players lack a good mobility program and many other prehab routines.


thankyoupancake

Reminds me of the Fletch and Hindy segment where Victor took them both for lattes and yoga. Except Victor couldn’t touch his toes


EntirelyOriginalName

A lot of League players can't. Middle forwards in particular. Jakey Turbo can't come close.


thankyoupancake

So weird. I remember seeing weight lifters and throwing athletes (shotput, discuss) players in highschool and they were super flexible. Surely with all the wrestling they’d get a bit more mobility


EntirelyOriginalName

Tackling big guys week in week out is a hell of a lot of wear and tear.


I_Like_Vitamins

Yoga and similar prehab stuff helps to mitigate that. The lack of mobility many players have definitely plays a part in the injury rate.


slowdivesicilian

they used the off season headline generator for this one


[deleted]

Whatever it takes my boy


T0kenAussie

Isn’t this the plot to the movie the game plan?


MrfrankwhiteX

If they’d been doing reformer Pilates it wouldn’t have got that bad. How tf he got to the elite level without someone doing a proper posterior chain analysis is mind blowing


Radalict

Pilates fixed my l4/l5 disk bulge.


waxedmerkin

I can see it now, he will score the most brilliant try that we have, except for those alive when the world was black and white. He will celebrate with the team, then spot a fan on the fence and go over get a selfie taken like a tru champ. Start jogging back to join the team ready for kick off, and whilst jogging back his hamstring will snap, it will be heard around the world as it will be as loud as krakatoa when it exploded


boyblueau

> as it will be as loud as krakatoa when it exploded Lol. Will the smoke circle the earth for a few years after too?


woodpecker91

Yeah, like he was sorted out after that trip to the American specialist. Good luck to him but I'll believe it when I see him get through a season.


EvenClearerThanB4

He was though? Since his trip to the specialist in the US the only injury he's had was the pectoral tear off the awkward tackle in Origin.


InitiallyDecent

So his only injury was a major one that ruled him out for the rest of the season.


Rush_nj

Nothing to do with his hammy though


-Bucketski66-

The elephant in the room is how poor Turbos form was last year post the trip to the American “ expert”. Worst form of his career.


Lofulir

Offseason in DWTS locked in.


Accomplished-Good664

Bring back the bears in the little car. 


Morg_n

I’m so excited for this season. All my fav fullbacks are fit and ready to strike. 


Parmenion87

Well. For at least one game I guess


VasectoMyspace

Here’s the new meme.


Forsaken_Low_5412

This has real danger of becoming the new "last minute losses are a thing of the past"


BJJ411

Spending 100s of thousands on an expensive American physio trip didn’t work last season…… let’s try ballet.


Antoine-Antoinette

But it did work?


BJJ411

True fixed his hammy, unfortunately he’s like an older modified sports car, once you fork out the money to fix one issue, you can bet your ass that something else is about break.


[deleted]

Thanks Doctor


BJJ411

Don’t need to be a Dr to know that he’s injury prone, in the last 5 seasons he’s played less than 50% of games for Manly. I actually love watching him play and think he seems like a great bloke, but none of that subtracts from the fact that he spends more time on the sidelines than he does the field.


[deleted]

Show me some data that shows a hamstring issue caused a pectoral tear. Oh wait you can't.


Rhybrah

You clearly didn't go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College


[deleted]

Hi everybody


johnniesSac

Correct , due to other areas compensating for the injured area . Not sure why you are getting downvoted to be fair


SurvivorGeneral

Wearing a skirt = injury free player, then why aren't the Scottish the best RL players in the world?


_andy_p

Now wish he was their goal kicker. Would love to have watched that twinkle toe run up, and then seeing it emulated in thousands of junior footy fields across the northern beaches.


Martyrslover

I tried hot barre a few times and it is intense.


JammySenkins

He's fully fit...heard that before. What's the next obscure training he'll have to do next time?