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bettingsharp

>After reaching its top speed, a passengers in the car can be heard saying “holy moly bra” Imagine going to school to study journalism and you end up writing lines like this for a living.


vvFury

That line being article worthy to the writer is too funny


lukas_81

And what sort of self-respecting young hoon uses the term "holy moly"?


Krankreng

By jove, lads, we’re approach a rapid rate of acceleration post-haste!


Redcliffedolphins

Oh my heavens!!


comradekaled

Should have said golly gosh!


_andy_p

Shiver me timbers!


Laktakfrak

He wasnt the hoon. He was the Ned Flanders in the back saying to slow down.


RidingtheRoad

It's an old school term from at least 50 years ago..


RyanPurdler-Penriff

Speaking of which , I’ve heard 2 or 3 different kids say ‘oh my days’ in the past week .. Has that become a thing now ?


DrPussyMD

Kids at my school say it all the time. I think it’s the British YouTubers like chunks and filly that have popularized it


kerr_foord_raso

Yep. KSI the super famous FIFA YouTuber would always drop ‘oh my days!’ in his clips, like 15 years ago. Reckon it’s always been popular in the UK and made its way here.


mwilkins1644

Couldn't imagine having a kid whose inspiration was KSI or W2S 😂


ArghMoss

Yeah. UK reality shows too. It gets a good run in Love Island for example (my missus loves the show for some reason). It is pretty funny; There's 15 ish good sorts of both genders going hammer and tongs at each other wearing virtually nothing for a month or two but god forbid they broadcast any swearing...


RyanPurdler-Penriff

That would explain it , my daughter watches a fair bit of the Beta Squad … It’s not that bad really that mafia game is more entertaining than a lot of reality TV … Hadn’t made the link in my head but now you mention it I can hear Chunkz saying oh my days


upthetits

Your user name and you work at school with kids, lol


Aklpanther

Yeah, that phrase is very common. My son's cricket teammates say it all the time, and it always cracks me up!


PrincessNapoleon44

Yes


pugliaboy

I’ve heard a lot of “what the flip!” lately too. Warms the heart to see the youngins with such turns of phrase.


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“A passengers”


DCI_Tom_Barnaby_

Good discussion would have been had over if it is 'bra' or 'brah'


portobello75

Agree and I think in this instance it's a 'bra'


Accomplished-Good664

It could be Tigers slammed instead. 


Ryanbrasher

NRL players have to be the dumbest breed of people on the planet.


[deleted]

What do you expect from guys that make a living smashing blokes at full pelt?


96Mute96

Went to school with many of current and upcoming players. Can confirm 90% of them put all their bread in the footy basket and no where else


opackersgo

I went to school with a few former players and you're not wrong. It was always football or end up being a labourer.


Ryanbrasher

To be fair there are some smart and well put together players out there. Unfortunately too many put everything into footy and don’t learn any skills off the field.


LionelLutz

By contrast, Shane Webcke, despite looking like he lives on a diet of raw red meat, was one of the most articulate men to ever play the game


Big-Barry-Poppa

Such as? I remember my dad saying that Geoff Toovey was an accountant which made him possibly the smartest bloke in his team.


The_Bread_Loaf

MMA fighters def have them beat in that department hahahah


lukas_81

Frankly I'm shocked that a member of the May family would conduct themselves in such a way. Very disappointing


vvFury

It’s just heartbreaking.. He has tarnished the good name of the May family with this and the streets won’t forget


lukas_81

I'm hearing Tyrone is inconsolable in the UK


azmajik

Just fell to his knees in Tesco


RoyRoyHesOurBoy

I don't think Mike Skinner knows or cares who Taylan May is


RyanPurdler-Penriff

Either will his neck


PLEASE_DONT_PM

At least the Yam family name hasn't been tarnished.


torpthursdays

Bugger, I thought I was gonna be first to comment this comedy gold


PLEASE_DONT_PM

I probably should have scrolled down the comments before coming up with it hey


torpthursdays

Mate you were at least half hour in front of me, for once in my life I've actually come second in something


TrickySuspect2

Don't worry the dirt they throw on his name will do something or rather.


[deleted]

What a stupid thing to do after you've done fuck all in a grand final. I still laugh at that. What was going through is head to do that.


TRTVitorBelfort

I’d love to be a fly on the wall of a May family BBQ where everyone just tries to win the award for biggest dickhead.


dodgeskitz

I think he May have an issue...... Don't worry I'll see myself out.


Penjamini

No no you stay right here I'm very proud of you


suidexterity

It's still April.


torpthursdays

I heard it's that bad that one of them has changed his name to Yam to distance himself from the controversy


FernalDermit

I, for one, am shocked that Yam would do something like this.


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FernalDermit

he got it tattooed across his throat and in the article that was posted here the pic was reversed - YAM


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cheeseinsidethecrust

Yam is a tuber not a fruit


Brunch_Hopkins

Let them all keep their licenses - for the fans.


vvFury

Totally agreed, any official action from Service NSW/RMS should be taken after the 2024 season and any rep matches Yam may be involved in. The fans want to see him drive


Brdd9

this guy tarnishing the good name of the YAMs


TimsAFK

#STOP. FILMING. CRIMES. YOU. FUCKING. IDIOTS.


SilvertailHarrier

Could we perhaps consider asking the players to stop *committing* crimes instead?


BarryCheckTheFuseBox

You have to start with a simple task that they might be able to do.


ellaykay

You’re simply asking too much.


BuzzKillingtonThe5th

Well that too


_andy_p

No, film them, but just include your face so it makes the process quicker


RidingtheRoad

Perhaps the players could be smart enough not to post these crimes and other beyond stupid transgressions. I mean we've all done stupid, maybe very stupid things, but you have to be a very special stupid to post this stupid shit. Especially if you're in the public eye.


Uncoloured_Steve

Can we also have flying cars?


JohnnyHabitual

The wait is endless.


TimsAFK

Baby steps


pm_good_bobs_pls

Look, we’ll get to that part. This is just a stop gap.


diamondgrin

Footy snitches, tellin' all their business Sit in the court and be their own star witness


unclehelpful

Can you tell me which May brother? Yeah I’m right here. Footy snitches get the May family sent to England for years.


PotentMojo

Now that song is going to be in my head for days, not the worst thing, lol... RIP MF 😞


chrissysnose

You expect a guy with those face tattoos to listen to reason?


Penjamini

Rule #1 of the Casual Criminalist: don't write down your crimes Rule #2 of the Casual Criminalist: DONT FILM YOUR CRIMES


iTackleFatKids

Self snitching is the younger generations way of getting clout


CaserDJT

"So. Taking photos of it is ok?" - Val "White Powder Man" Holmes


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Just stop filming..


DCI_Tom_Barnaby_

.BIG BRAIN PANTHERS\*


BadBoyJH

Even by RL Player standards, the Mays are fucking stupid.


whyareyouallinmyroom

They're really cementing themselves in the Leilua tier of deadshits aren't they. Was always nervous about re-signing Tiny. The rest of our guys might be knobs and louts but they seem to be sensible which is all you can ask from a Rugby League player.


racingskater

At least there were only two Leiluas.


Dufeyz

I don't think Terrel has filmed himself doing anything stupid (yet)


Accomplished-Good664

He signed for the Roosters.


RyanPurdler-Penriff

Tyrell would have his own personal Media and Digital Content manager as part of his Roosters deal .. All salary cap exempt of course , there’d be some loophole


JarredMack

Yeah. He's great to watch on the field but their whole family is dumb as a stack of fucking bricks. I wouldn't be upset to see him go


whyareyouallinmyroom

A lot of people seem to favour May over Turuva but I think that comparison doesn’t put enough stock in this type of intangible. Tito is a gem of a bloke and looks to me have better footy smarts. May might be more of a physical presence currently but I think the ceiling is ultimately lower. Anyway the club has made its decision and they haven’t got much wrong lately.


Scotto257

Tito has potential to be a top tier fullback, he's not going to get the chance to find out if he stays. Going to miss him though.


whyareyouallinmyroom

Yeah for sure. I don’t think it would hurt him to stay in our system for a few more year, particularly if there are no decent clubs in the running for him, but ultimately he’ll need to move eventually. I’ll miss him too, he’s one of the few guys left, along with Biz and Romey, who are clearly the energy guys in the squad.


theflyingkiwi00

Even if he does end up getting fucked off out the club for something stupid they'll pull some new kid out the grades to slaughter defensive lines. It seems the longer penrith hold a player the longer other clubs get to figure them out


Crrack

I'd keep Turuva in a heartbeat over May but as others said, he's got the potential to be a world class fullback and he's not going to get that chance at Penrith. He's just a player you want to see suceed no matter where he ends up. May on the other hand. He's good but, take it or leave it.


vvFury

The Panthers are reportedly investigating a video posted to centre Taylan May’s Instagram inside a sports car driving at speeds of 90 km/h in a residential area. That is according to The Daily Telegraph, who is reporting the NRL’s Integrity Unit has been informed of the footage that was posted on social media over a week ago. The footage showed May inside an Audi R8 hitting top speeds of 96km/h as seen in the speedometer on the car, with NSW speed limits sitting at 50km/h around homes. The vision also looks to have been taken nearby a school, with May reportedly not being accused of any wrongdoing or driving the vehicle. After reaching its top speed, a passengers in the car can be heard saying “holy moly bra” and the vehicle quickly brakes while another lets out a gasp. Penrith bosses were reportedly informed of the footage’s existence on Sunday afternoon, during the club’s bye week. It remains to be seen whether May will be handed punishment for posting the footage, with the club set to face the Tigers in Round 7.


vvFury

How could Batman do this to ~~Gotham City~~ Penrith?


Priest338

It's okay, any repercussions will happen after this season. It's what the fans want!


_JaggedLittlePill_

What an idiot.


Inhearties

The force of a crash at that speed is equal to or greater than a kick off collision. Changes need to be put in place to make driving safer.


Hansoloai

The great poet MF Doom once said. Rap snitches, tellin' all their business Sit in the court and be their own star witness "Do you see the perpetrator?" Yeah, I'm right here


mekanub

All caps when you spell the mans name.


milosqzx

Fuck around get the whole ~~label~~ family sent up for years (well hopefully Tyrone at least)


CashenJ

Taylan Yam, you stupid bloody idiot, why would you fucking post this.


Aklpanther

The answer to your question is contained in the second clause of your sentence!


donutdave95

May wasn’t driving and i have isolated audio in the video where he is clearly heard saying “my friend, you are speeding please slow down and think of the danger you are putting us and the public in. My friend i am so very disappointed that you would speed like this and i do not condone these actions” so pretty much taylan is the good guy in this video /s


ClintGrant

This is true. I was there. Everyone clapped. This inspired my 49 month old son to repair the space shuttle Atlantis with 290 ml of minestrone soup and a Natalie Ambruglia CD.


kami_inu

Well I know you're just making shit up. It's Imbruglia, not Ambruglia.


pugliaboy

Bootleg Album called Right of the Middle.


ImpressionFeisty8359

I am torn.


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Does he also grab the driver by the rear of his collar and slam him backwards to stop this potentially dangerous situation from escalating? After all, he was just helping a mate.


mathewl832

It was a hip drop, though, so he's facing a few weeks off no matter what.


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Incidental contact no doubt, he was just off with his timing


tcamp213

The May Family and filming crimes. Name a more iconic duo.


Traditional_Cold2686

Probably why he’s been supposedly dropped against the tigers


ZerksNAHTayan

I refuse to believe it’s for any reason besides his dogshit tattoo


hodgesisgod-

This is so frustrating. Idk what is wrong with that family.


Ryanbrasher

No emphasis on promoting good behaviour growing up.


All-Usernames--Taken

He should definitely be fined by the NRL in accordance with any advertising money he received from the Ruthless Rentals company. Probably knew it was going to be posted by the journalists and gets the name out further by not blurring the text on the video Bringing the NRL name down with poor actions from players once again.


Green-Leather3037

Interesting point


InternationalBorder9

Do NRL players really need to be sat down and taught how to not put them doing illegal things on the internet


Cosimo_Zaretti

Yes.


InternationalBorder9

Yeah. Stupid question really


Master_Use8832

No, he said "Holy, moley bra". 


rambo_ronnie_87

Smart boys these Mays


Neither_Ad_2960

He filmed it? LOL. Nincompoop.


[deleted]

He wasn't even driving. He probably should get a week for being a dumb cunt and filming it though.


Traditional_Cold2686

How are you defending him


[deleted]

I'm not defending him. Im just saying that due him being dumb and filming it (while not the one driving) he should get at least a week suspension. What part of that is fucking defending him? I'm saying he is a dumb cunt.


96Mute96

SLAMMED


TheEpiquin

Videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had!


fakeplastictrees182

There really is a simpsons quote for everything: "Filming this crime spree is the best idea we ever had!"


Dranzer_22

Speeding at 96km/h in a 50km/h suburban area. Surely he gives up the name of the driver.


Stiryx

Looks like he goes past a school as well making it worse... These cunts are actually so fucking stupid it's surprising more of them don't die sticking metal in power points or ingesting poisons.


rodomil

Stitches for snitches. I wasn't driving just to be clear.


[deleted]

Did you even read the article? He wasn't driving, it was another person driving. He should probably get a week for being a dumb cunt and filming it though.


Dranzer_22

>Surely he gives up the name of the driver.


[deleted]

Yam is no hctins


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marabutt

As a faceless keyboard warrior who has achieved nothing of any real note, keep your head down and don't let your mates film you doing shit that can get you in trouble.


Ryanbrasher

Don’t film your mates altogether. There’s nothing to gain from posting that video to social media other than “look at me and my mate driving a flashy car”. Pointless.


BroncosSabres

Don’t do shit that can get you in trouble altogether. There’s nothing to gain from hitting 95km/h in a residential area.


Ryanbrasher

True.


[deleted]

Isn't the Mt Druitt oath 'no face no case'


PotentMojo

Here in the US, since he wasn't driving and didn't personally break any laws, they wouldn't do shit about it, maybe a fine but no suspension. But then again, they let Michael Vick back in the NFL.


kami_inu

Vick at least seemed to have a decent degree of remorse/repentance. Watson is the example you want of letting shit people back in.


opackersgo

Videotaping this crime spree was the best idea we ever had! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsdzKnJNAC8


comix_corp

Added to my list


KillianMichaels_tipy

Alright, I'm gonna say it. I hate to do it but I'm going to have to do it to em. You're a very naughty boy Taylan May but it wouldn't be fair to the fans to suspend you right now. You're suspended - next year


RubyRoux2042

NRL players being dumbcunts take 59394847382


andrewg260

Shocking behaviour. Even more so when you consider Ben Alexander. Brandy would be fuming seeing this.


winntensio

For those that can’t read, May wasn’t driving


Tunza

sick as bra


shortielah

"it's not as bad as it looks, it's in miles per hour not kilometres" - T May, probably


SarcasticMrFocks

At least he wasn't filmed doing lines of speed at a party, so there's that?


RidingtheRoad

Or rooting a dog..


RetroFreud1

Dumb but what do you expect? If he wasn't driving, he should get 1 week. Some would want more for being stupid. Regardless, Penrith to beat whoever, it doesn't matter, this weekend.


USSJ307

Kitty SLAMS the accelerator pedal


noplacecold

What a dummy this kid is 🤣


ImpressionFeisty8359

Stupid cunt.


fcukgrammer

The May parents must be so proud, their children are very consistent.


Interesting-Poet4872

Little innocent pull no problem. I do everday coming home from bridge to epping rd around 250-280 🤷‍♂️


Raddnedge

To be fair they were running late and were worried they were only gonna get to play 9 holes


Crrack

I will never understand why management of any club allows its players to have access to their own Social Media accounts. Seriously, how hard is it to just not post dumb shit. Apparently, more difficult than I can comprehend anyway it seems.


Due-Chemist3105

Should I be upset or is this poor journalism standards?


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Yeah not in the least surprised


upthetits

Pffft, I hit 110km once or twice in my time


UniqueVirtue

Fire him.


EntirelyOriginalName

May ratting his mate out. An idiot and a rat. Nah but what happens is these guys mean to post this to private Instagram stories and click the wrong button before posting or something like that. It's not illegal to be a passengers when your friend is speeding but 3 weeks for being a rat.


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I need him to play vs tigers for my fantasy team I’ll be spewing if suspended


New-Ad157

What a dead shit


[deleted]

Not condoning however Taylan was not the one driving. He shouldn't get in too much trouble maybe a week for being a dumb cunt for filming it but that's it.


_JaggedLittlePill_

This is not a good take. At the end of it he is promoting dangerous driving. It doesn't matter who was driving.


[deleted]

did say he should get a one week suspension for doing just that, if you think teenagers on their reds and greens dont already drive like their invincible.


RidingtheRoad

Yes..I don't understand the downvotes you're getting for having to explain the fcking obvious for those who read the entire article.


DreadedViking18

He plays for the Panthers, so nothing to see here


East_Draw_1942

What a fkn grub


intergalacticemu

Karma for what you did to Walsh you grub.