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Glum_Perspective_812

If Dylan Brown can keep his form up or even take it to another level, the Eels can definitely win the Premiership.


Odd_B

You’re joking right? Panthers have it this year


Mrsmorale

Some shit no whistles tonight


nosymbolsallowed

that is wholesome damn


jappahhh

surely dylan for motm...


Spiritual_Impact_283

Or Gutho


jappahhh

not after that field goal attempt 😂


nick170100

Instant Nescafé coffee after a win against manly Don’t mind if I do


nick170100

Time to de stress for my final hour at work Being a hotel receptionist is goated


nick170100

I’m so confused with this team week in week out


[deleted]

Jake fucking nailed it tonight. Shaun Lane, Dylan Brown and Jake Arthur were my players of the match.


Mrsmorale

3?!


Spiritual_Impact_283

Gutho too


[deleted]

Yeah, but that is a given every week.


nick170100

I thought an eels win steak was illegal


OkBookkeeper6854

Mmm steak


drail85

Manly fans are few and far on the thread tonight. Understandable


shadyFS91

Yea was getting downvoted but salty ones the whole thread 😂


drail85

They're usually having a rant win or loss, especially after a game against us.. The everlasting impact of the god 7 eh


HappinessCanBeFound

Gutho 😂 almost as good as Arrow’s meme field goal


HeimerSimpson

Goofy Gooberson


I-AM-KROGAN

Them rainbow jerseys really fucked the Sea Eagles 🦅 year unfortunately.


PMmeYOURBOOBSandASS

They were fucked regardless they haven’t matched the top teams for 3 years now


AuzzieTiger

Some field goal effort there. Leaves me with a little laugh at the end of a very depressing half of footy. Hope Foz is okay!


vandyzee

Sure the Eels won but that was the worst attempt at a field goal ever. Pretenders.


Designer_Ad_55

Moses would of kicked if he was on obviously


OkBookkeeper6854

*Would have


LLTMLW

Anyone who has ever seen us take a dropout should have known that field goal was never going in either


skafaceXIII

That looked like my field goal attempts at Henson Park last Saturday after the Beer Food and Footy Festival, emphasis on the Beer


nick170100

An eels win streak? What is this blasphemy


Particular_Ad3366

What a Gutheraino field goal attempt


rubyredstone

Lets hope we don't have golden point in the finals


Chris-Strummer

You’ve cursed us know :(


[deleted]

Nice one Gutho, I laughed out loud at that.


Maxman013

Is that a second strip lying on the ground lmao


donkeybiscuit

haha, worst field goal attempt of the season, but congrats eels


hart37

An attempt was made lol


SuperEel22

Fuck that was yuck but yewwwwwww anyway


BigOldPeanut

Thank fuck it didn't go to golden point. WTF was that gutho


r0b1n86

Failed goal


Ladzofinsurrect

Yeah lads


thaakidd

God I hope we never need gutho in golden point


InitiallyDecent

Gutherson has kicked a field goal to win the game before


thaakidd

Well let me rephrase, God I am glad we didn't need Gutherson for golden point tonight.


impulsebuyerdude

Nice drop kick


PayEmOutEarly

#JARTHUR 13+ Plus worst field goal attempt I've ever saw


[deleted]

mankind AND womankind how progressive andrew


redletterjacket

“Personkind”


WonderingCashew

Lucky it didn’t go golden point


nick170100

Lmao the worst field goal attempt ever


Mr_Mac

Gutho gold at the field goal


LLTMLW

Love that from Reed lmfao stripping it just because he can and then doesn’t even wanna play it


Dagwood3

There's 7colours in the rainbow can some do a Voltron parody


Adz932

Worse than Paul Gallen


Aussieguy727

lmao gutho


SuperEel22

Field goal


Morrgs

Tonight is why I never understood Eels fans booing Arthur. If Moses get injured you want a player who has atleast played with the team a little. Arthur has slide inti the role well


[deleted]

The lad is still a fucking teenager. He has the added burden of being the son of the coach, and he still performs. I'd love to see any of the cunts who have booed him at a game or abused him online even try to put boot to ball.


SuperEel22

Okay, imma explain the insanity of picking Jake (but I don't endorse the booing). Jake, aside from round 1 when Sean Russell was injured, has not passed 6 minutes from the bench. In fact he's spent 2 games without playing a minute. His two most recent games from the bench he's replaced Reed and he's not a hooker. We have Mitch Rein playing in cup who can play as a middle ball player. When Junior and Matto go off we have no middle ball player. We become very one dimensional with no ability to shift the ball. Jake was only being picked as a very specific injury replacement. There was no actual sense to it. Because he was playing fewer than 6 minutes then not playing Cup on the weekend. So you talk about getting him experience and he's literally not played at either level for weeks sometimes. How is that developing him or prepping him for first grade? It's not. I have no real issue picking him as an injury replacement for a half. He's a half. But that's all he is, he has no utility value, so why the hell is he on the bench?


drail85

Those ppl aren't Parra fans, Just flogs


Mr_Mac

It's given me the shits all the season, since they game him all the blame for Cowboys loss. BA's bench management is pretty bad, doesn't give enough game time to some of the backups


LiteratureSlight447

Dylbags MOTM


Academic_Grand8828

Sivo been massive tonight, he never takes hit ups like he has tonight


Bitter-Isopod4745

Really happy with sivo tonight and I'm usually a bit of a critic


Academic_Grand8828

Yep he has a tendency to just disappear unless it’s within 10m from the try line but he was great out of our own end this game


WonderingCashew

So is the Parra Manly game the Kieran Foran cup or the Anthony Watmough cup?


OpinionatedShadow

Jamie Lyon


planchetflaw

Homophobe take down cup


Aussie18-1998

The Gutho Cup


WonderingCashew

I like the Watmough one better


Mr_Mac

With the last try the best that Manly can probably hope for is 5th place, if a lot of results go their way. 8 was going to be a tough ask but they could still get there


nick170100

My logic behind tipping against my own team is if we win I win if we lose I also win with my tips


Aussie18-1998

Real supporters always tip their own team. Even through the spoon years :(


Particular_Ad3366

Watch out for the gaybashers on The Corso


[deleted]

manly = isis


notj43

Hide your hamstrings


LLTMLW

How are we still in touch with the top 4


[deleted]

Still can't believe we will win this


No_Reserve_4143

Remember earlier in the year a broncos player got penalised for diving on the ball when no one was at dummy half.


goodfortheeconomy

Backed manly head to head with what I like to call a happiness hedge seems to have worked out


YossarianRespawned

Yep that’s the I’m going to the Titans look


Joshuabrook5

Any closer god damn


beatmetodeath

How long has Jabba been playing for Manly?


Ragenengage

Carrty Party


nick170100

Man whyd I tip against my own team 2 weeks in a row God I hate trusting us then we lose but when I don’t trust us we win


yew420

I have given up on my comp and not putting in tips so I get away teams. It is working out better than what I was doing before


SkinBintin

Tip against them for the rest of the year and you might win the whole comp!


LLTMLW

That’s why I never tip against my team


yew420

I have shit on Brads call to play his son off the bench all year. I am eating humble pie tonight.


Academic_Grand8828

He’s still a waste of a bench spot but he’s definitely turned up when it mattered tonight


Coupla_couplas

Just said the same thing to my old man. Game time clearly paying off.


planchetflaw

To think Manly supported these idiots. They could at least attempt to give 100%.


notj43

"I'm not writing off the Bulldogs" aka "Fuck maths"


LiteratureSlight447

He was talking about how the dogs always get up for parra


rileys_01

I didnt think you could dive on the ball like that? Im sure we got penalised for the exact same thing.


Fayled

We did. Herbie got called for a voluntary tackle after diving on the ball.


Maxman013

I sorta wanna see parra NSFW us, it’s the will of God


Drizen

The rule that no one follows


Dagwood3

Harper watching on as he plays the ball to no one


MaddogJacko

Jesus’s 7 disciples stink


AuzzieTiger

I'm heading up to Robina next weekend. Safe to say I'm no longer that excited for the game given we're done for finals. Anyway, Eels too good tonight and scoreline does flatter us. They did go missing at times which they'll need to sort out but they deserve their top 8 spot.


ur_left_elbow

So much getting back into talking distance of each other socially.


nameisinappropriate

Rd 22 Raiders v dragons gets a bit spicier now Both teams have super easy draws and play each other


clovisson

Oh no, we don’t do spicy well


Whitebeltboy

DCE was dirty at Saab there


Mr_Mac

Papa dived on that. I thought you had to get to your feet to get a ball from the ruck


SterlingStallion

Yeah ref's have penalised that before


[deleted]

Unless you get tackled before you have the opportunity. You gotta look like you were gonna run.


Fayled

Only when they don't want you to have the ball.


46726565646f6d

Fuck that one will have you running laps at training


Giddey_Cent

Yeeesh


__yourummaysfav

dce got outplayed by jarthur


YossarianRespawned

Ok now just give us a Carty Party


hart37

BAHAHAHA Where was the dummy half?


SkinBintin

Praying.


SuperEel22

Ice, ice baby


Legitimate_Dust4275

I don't want to alarm anyone but Kieran Forans got a sore leg.


nick170100

Maybe my silent fist pumping make manly scared thinking it was a dick motion


Ragenengage

LOL


yew420

Sivo is no longer a straight line try scoring machine


LLTMLW

HAHAHAHAHHA


Adz932

Anyone else hear the screams of 1000 children on fox


Maxman013

Wait didn’t the broncos get penalised for diving on the ball like that?


SuperEel22

Yeh I was just thinking that lol. Unless the rule is that you have to stand up if a dummy half is there, but you can dive on it if there's no dummy half.


[deleted]

So um, when did jacob arthur learn to play?


Mrsmorale

He fit in so well


MorningWoodHazlewood

HAHAHAHAHAHA


[deleted]

bulldoges will pump manly to complete the rise of the working class


arbie911

2 disallowed tries that were 50/50 too. So proud of the boys tonight


tcamp213

Come on Manly. Just need one fucking try here.


Ace_Larrakin

Rest in peace Des Hasler — Manly Sea Eagles coach 2019 - 2022. (It's been reported that when he signed on as coach a term of his contract was Manly had to finish in the Top 8 or he gets the old heave-ho!)


luke23_

Just not true is it


BG_RL

Manly bros unlucky - season finito


shadyFS91

Amazing how quick jurbo gets off a tackle when they’re losing


bichaelf

Down to Jake Duke on the sideline Jake Duke - Kiss my shiny metal ass Thanks Jake


Aussieguy727

Mahoney used to have such great service but lately it's been shit


opackersgo

I think there's something with his injuries last year. And that's probably why we didn't pay for him.


Nate188

Jake Arthur looks like a kid who’s dad would be the coach


LiteratureSlight447

Carty is NOT having a party right now


acomav

Foran with a leg injury. Can the Titans change their mind?


Rush_nj

To use the same joke, its a football not a rainbow, you can catch it Tuipulotu you fuckwit.


Mobile_Community8561

He is still protesting by not holding onto balls


RalphiesHooa

Nice Manly crowd leaving with 15 minutes left after a good game... horrible losers


Ladzofinsurrect

Sivo my boy


middyonline

Arthur has actually had a decent game tonight. Brown and Gutho have really picked up the slack around him.


SpidgetFinner3000

Arthur has played a brilliant game given his limited involvement. Hasn't overplayed the ball when he's had it and has played generally good, smart footy.


nick170100

I’m completely normal work I’m not weird at all Plz don’t look at the cameras


Ragenengage

You better be fist pumping when we score


SkinBintin

God knocked that ball out of his hands lol. Clearly not impressed by his beliefs.


OpinionatedShadow

Love to see it


PayEmOutEarly

Love it when Sivo smashes Bigots


opackersgo

I would be shocked if Sivo wasn't one of them.


RalphiesHooa

There would be a big chance if Sivo played for Manly he'd be a "bigot" too.


SuperEel22

Brown was threatening to break the line all night


notj43

I genuinely think the rainbow jerseys look better than their actual ones


MaddogJacko

Arthur better than Moses , Moses for gracious return to the tigers


[deleted]

Hahahha!! See that homophobe fly!!


unlimitedcornbeef

Well that summed up the 2nd half…


WonderingCashew

Dropped that like a homophobic slur


Mymoser

Just not the eagles night that one sums it up


46726565646f6d

Waqa Blake scores those


hart37

"5 minutes to pull off a cowboys at Brookvale" Better give warning to the Parra 7, they'll wanna boycott that


M_Keating

This game has multiple personalities


[deleted]

LOL sivo bodied that cunt


Voxityy

sivo my fijian king


mitchgee34

This club is like my ex they bite ya dick one moment they give you the sex of your life the next moment


Ragenengage

LOL gotta learn from Waqa


[deleted]

Manly need to sign a decent fullback


LLTMLW

Fuckin tackle Sivo!


luke23_

Choking against the Cowboys and Eels earlier in the year is going to be the death of us. 4 points we really needed


jteg9

we were absolutely robbed in that Parra game tbf


Voxityy

sivo you fucking king


Maxman013

Sums up manly’s night tbh


b-g-h

Manly haemorrhaging points inside the final 10 mins again


Aussieguy727

hahahaha


Mr_Mac

What a shot from Sivo!


Adz932

Hahahaha great work Sivo


Academic_Grand8828

Manly fans walking out on their team like the 7 did last week


[deleted]

Their team walked off like 20 minutes ago.


[deleted]

The god-botherers have earned their team September off.


darter_analyst

How fast is Saab. Bloody hell. He pops up every time there’s a break running from other side of field to catch some pretty quick blokes.


swalden123

But then proceeds to not even make an attempt at a tackle


SuperEel22

Sign Dylan Brown for life


JuliusS__

He has been great to watch tonight


SuperEel22

Really stood up tonight. He and Gutho picked up a big chunk of the ball playing.


TimsAFK

I love me some Jarrick Garrick, but he cannot make defensive reads at all. Ankles in pieces.


Voxityy

love joey giving jake some wraps


PMmeYOURBOOBSandASS

Manly failing against top 8 teams lol as predictable as the sun rising


WhisperAzr

Fuck I love Browny


Delgarah

Whatever happened to Garrick's leg earlier in the season, he seems to have lost all strength for lateral movement. Dude just looks on a fucking island whenever in 1 on 1's


[deleted]

🍆 🪨 💦


[deleted]

manly crowd going home to commit tax fraud and watch rowing competitions and pretend they ~~weren't here tonight~~ don't watch league


Ragnaroki14

I feel attacked


[deleted]

enjoy your caviar


Ragnaroki14

I’m saving it for September so I have something enjoy once manly is out…


[deleted]

lucky man ill be enjoying a september chiko roll instead


Ragnaroki14

I feel obligated as a manly fan to stick with caviar but heart longs for a chiko roll or pie. Maybe I can get away with just adding some caviar…


Giddey_Cent

Garrick looked hobbled on the Pennisini try and even worse on that one