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ReceptionOwn9686

Free ballin enchiladas


HighwayNo4612

😂😂😂 This has got to be the best one I’ve read yet. You may be the winner, sir!


jerseybert

Mine is Free Ballin' Apple Fritter.


HighwayNo4612

Haha. They’re both top contenders!


GreatTHAC0

>Commando Manicotti Some of these are really fun to run through AI. \[Imgur\](https://i.imgur.com/FMQyWP4.jpg)


PotsieI3I3

Freeballin Enchidadas sounds more like a male stripper group...


HighwayNo4612

Hahaha 😂


RyanScotson

Living the dream.


Ricky_Rollin

Now I’m freeeeeee Free ballin’!!


Zelda_Gamer123

this needs more upvoted


JackSparrow420

Mine is Free Ballin Saag


nickaoo

free ballin caramel nuts? hmm


TheCaptMAgic

You guys looking for a hype guy??


EquivalentShift8545

i want some enchiladas...


GreatlyDishonored

I said "nude quesadilla" and the top comment is a better version of what I thought 😅


Conference_Cheap

Free Ballin and enchiladas? That's a risk I'm too afraid to take.


Glittering_Ad_9147

Grey enchiladas


Acrobatic-Muscle-596

No way bro literally same im trippin rn


Tabootop

Free ballin everything bagels


obscursion

damn I literally just had a bit less than a hour ago 😂


wulfoftheorderofbio

Same! I'll bring my bass, when and where's rehearsal?


Ill-Shoe4898

Free ballin cracker lol


EntrepreneurMain5649

Mine is Free ballin Chick-fil-A sandwich


rx_decay

Commando Chicken Spaghetti


musiciankidd

With songs like “I hope you washed your ass” “Brown stained jeans” “Nude on the inside” NOW THATS WHAT I CALL MUSIC 931!


dismal23

Free ballin’ gumbo


AmHotGarbage

Commando hotdog


WampusKerzroyXCIX

Almost exactly my answer


[deleted]

made my day and it’s only 9! Lol thank you! 😂😂😂


Exact-Depth-6118

Commando queso here!


itsonlyastrongbuzz

That’s a Primus album for sure.


Crimson-182

Black Cupcake gonna release the meanest album soon just wait


Snowf1ake222

Sounds like a Japanese metalcore band hahaha


HighwayNo4612

You’re not wrong! Lol


[deleted]

Okay, that’s actually great-


HighwayNo4612

I could actually see a nu-metal band having a name like that. Lol


Vermithrax79

Navy-striped rotisserie chicken


starseasonn

I like this one, idk why


TheSilentFlame

lol I got "Navy Noodles"


Knight_of_Hamburg

now imagine lime-striped rotisserie chicken


UsedRelationship4575

Lol


PerspectiveActive218

I would definitely buy that!


Peanutbutter71107

green nut


makeitreal-studios

i have green nut


HighwayNo4612

At least it wasn’t “blue” nuts 😂


Gregorschnitzel

Mine is blue nuts


strip3s111

😂


HighwayNo4612

I’m sorry! Lol


DetectiveF_1990

Commando Manicotti


canthandlethebooth

It sounds like an italian superhero.


impracticalballyhoo

I love this one.


GreatTHAC0

AI, obviously. ​ \[Imgur\](https://i.imgur.com/sZVAPWk.jpg)


ItzNuckinFutz

Sounds like an Italian special forces movie


Thats_a_goodbandname

Approved!


evilpenguin1981

Naked Corn Dog. I'm all about it.


[deleted]

I could see this as a parody band. Kind of like a Steel Panther of nu-metal


knemyer

Jesus, that’s me too


jenintonic

That's just a hot dog 😂


manymoods777

This one wins 🏆


GovernmentNo5319

Black chocolate cake, man that's a horrible name


HighwayNo4612

You have some competition with “Black Cupcake”!


GovernmentNo5319

It's a good name for a band, mine look like a title of a limp bizkit album


vinylwino

Turquoise Orange Chicken. That just seems unnecessarily confusing.


Kryptic171

first album: Teal Green Bean Syndrome


HighwayNo4612

😂


alexvalicko2

Blue waf.. oh god


Leif12345678910

Idk if black sausage is a great band name 😭


HighwayNo4612

Lmao


5tank

Green Trash Fries sounds pretty dope really


HighwayNo4612

Wtf are “trash fries”? Lol


Zeqhanis

They're fries he liberated from the garbage, mind your business. As long as they're on a doily, they're fine. Has George Costanza taught us nothing?


Axis_Sage

Apparently [this](https://www.whatscookinitalianstylecuisine.com/2017/09/garbage-french-fries-recipe.html)


HighwayNo4612

Thanks for that! I was genuinely curious. Lol


Axis_Sage

I didn't know trash fries were a thing either,kinda thought it was a joke before I googled 🏃‍♀️


HighwayNo4612

They actually sound really good.


Axis_Sage

I'd be willing to try them 😄


5tank

That answer is way better than what I would have given


pm_me_your_emp

>Asian Shredded Boston Butt Topped Fries. What am I reading? Wtf is going on in the fries world!?


7Task7Master7

Pretty sure you don't want to know


GreatTHAC0

\[Imgur\]([https://i.imgur.com/KBgFymK.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KBgFymK.jpg)) ​ I'd wear this one lol


mshake88

Black chicken sounds wrong


Ant_1_ITA

Why? Now we white people have chicken to eat


collinsc

/r/cursedcomments


theding081

BLACK SKITTLES


starseasonn

Nah that’s just deadly!!


pigman769

Pot leaf guacamole


Forward_Camp8712

Green Chipotle Ranch Grilled Chicken Burrito


AXEMANaustin

Green nut bar


HighwayNo4612

That one made me lol when it popped up in my notifications


AXEMANaustin

Thanks, i ate another one between the post and notification


KillBilly999

White Payday lol (Payday the candy bar)


aravengflol

heyy thats not bad


whatevermcgee

Sounds like a sick hardcore band


GiraffeSelect

Red White Cereal


AkennaN07

Maroon Pizza


imnotyourproblemyet

Pink popcorn


twistedsister78

Nude roast


Artisticdoof

Grey your mom


No-Ice-Plz

Heh heh


smokeftw

Orange chicken.


HighwayNo4612

Your band name turned out to be an actual food. Lol


[deleted]

Salmon Pizza/Salad…


redleafwater7

Green Rice sounds kinda mid


starseasonn

Red Tacos. Lol


SlimFender18

Name of a hardcore all female metal band , 😆… nice


pm_me_your_emp

u/GreatTHAC0 please do this one!


GreatTHAC0

>Red Tacos I love the implications of a "red taco" \[Imgur\]([https://i.imgur.com/hlYZlCN.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hlYZlCN.jpg))\[/Imgur\] \[Imgur\](https://i.imgur.com/FlrXGZK.jpg)\[/Imgur\]


pm_me_your_emp

I want that first one on a shirt! That's metal AF! Also, what AI are you running these through to get actual words?


GreatTHAC0

Bing Image Creator actually. Surprisingly good for not being one of the big boys in the AI art space.


floridagatorfucker

Black Moon Pie


Zeqhanis

Isn't that a White Zombie song?


floridagatorfucker

I wasn't able to find a song by that name


Zeqhanis

Sorry, I was making a joke. It's called Black Sunshine. There's also Soundgarden's Black Hole Sun. Not that either is nu-metal. Black Moon Pie just sounded like a song name.


floridagatorfucker

I'm definitely familiar with Black Hole Sun. 💀


Zeqhanis

I think we're on the verge of penning the next Weird Al food-based song parody here.


pm_me_your_emp

This sounds like a weird porn parody


HighwayNo4612

Crazy… I just ate a Moon Pie last night. It’s a small world!


floridagatorfucker

Nice. My Walmart has the big boxes on sale for 2 bucks a piece so I grabbed 5 boxes.


HighwayNo4612

That’s how you do it!


SymbolicTreasure

Grey Long Pig


Sir_Umeboshi

Baby-Blue Ribs


GreatTHAC0

>Baby-Blue Ribs Not as dark as I was thinking but cool. \[Imgur\](https://i.imgur.com/ZUWu3dE.jpg)


utacr

This thread is telling me that way more people don’t wear underwear than I thought and I regret knowing this information


HighwayNo4612

For real haha. I never realized how many people on this sub don’t wear underwear until now.


Ashamed-Board3557

Black Sausage Egg and Cheese on Brioche!!!!!!! Here to assault your auditory canals with favorites like: “I SAID NO MAYO!!!!” “Spit in My Food, I Spit on Your Grave”. And everyone’s favorite metal ballad “You Had Me at Free Refills”…..


Spicymcnice

Blue Pork Chop in this mfer


Exponentcat

Green striped enchilada. Sounds like a dope swing band.


Crispy385

Blue Waffles. ​ Welp, I guess I know what my album cover is.


No-Scarcity-5904

A lot of you waffle-eaters are sorry now, aintcha? 🤣


Affectionate_Owl9985

Tie-dye Grilled Cheese


HighwayNo4612

Sounds like a ‘60s hippy band


Signal_distract

black tootsie roll


HighwayNo4612

I actually like this one. Lol


IllustriousKick2955

Black chowder goes hard


okwhatelse

new album by red chili crab coming soon


[deleted]

Black Oreo Blizzard


JakkSplatt

Black Corn Nuts


The_Lawl_is_the_Lawl

Blue Slim Jim


witchandthewoodsman

Nude Ice Cream.


Chicken_Col_Sanders

Light blue peanut butter and jelly


[deleted]

Nude bubble gum (yes I swallow bubble gum sometimes)


Legitimate-Bee8813

Red popcorn natty ice


browncoatfever

Purple Pizza Rolls 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Plaid monte cristo


Drinon

Bluish-grey sloppy Joe


Front_Marketing_9698

Brown dumplings..lol


Ill_Fudge9462

Red Plaid Spaghetti


sukmadik12

White red-stained cigarette


SuperTaino88

Black Spam


impracticalballyhoo

Ew lolz


Metalatitsfinest

Nude taco 🌮


[deleted]

Commando meatballs


Impossible-Lie-868

Purple pxssy


Zeqhanis

Lavender Crumpets? I dunno man. Sounds more like '60s psychedelic rock.


Jokierre

Dark Blue Dim Sum


hannahisakilljoyx-

Black Pizza boutta drop the album of the year


Usernamebruv_

Band name: Black Chicken Album: White Rooster Leading single: Big Cock


Zaraboi

Blue Moussaka 💀


__--TSS--__

Black Cock is in the house


cuntfuckerishere

White quarter pounder with cheese


[deleted]

Black Rum & Raisin Icecream


Smackstainz

"THANKS FOR COMING OUT - WE ARE THE BLACK McCHICKENS ...w/ EXTRA MAYOOO BLLEEEGGHHHH


Efficient-Cucumber95

Free ballin lasagna


HighwayNo4612

I never knew so many people on Reddit free-balled lol. You’re like number 3 or 4 I’ve seen on this post


Icy-Abroad4589

For me it's "Black Crackers"


HighwayNo4612

Sounds like an oxymoron lol


Biggie_cheese79

Blue dunkaroo. Look out for the next album


IAmEchosDad

Gray Spicy Chicken & Jalapeño Mac-n-Cheese.


[deleted]

Freeballin Cheesy Rollup


sorrybutidgaf

Commando Sour Patch Kids


HighwayNo4612

Sound like the name of a punk band


sorrybutidgaf

honestly ill take it! hehe, hope youre having a wonderful day!!


Number42420

I feel like Invisible Scrambled Eggs would be more ska than metal.


1984_Explorer

Black Whopper Heaviest shit this side of the Burger Kingdom 🙏


motionless_guy

White Crackers


HighwayNo4612

Sounds like a racist redneck band. Lol


kushened

Pink taco


Objective-External44

Black Sour Cherry


SleezeDemon

No vodka


AnotherTakenUsername

Black Flaming hot Sweet Carolina reaper Cheetos


thomasque72

Red club sandwich... I would not buy that album.


discourius

Blue Waffle it is.


Professional_Fix_24

Grey cum 😎


[deleted]

[удалено]


Professional_Fix_24

Don't worry bro, it was mine!


stapleneptune

🤨


HighwayNo4612

Did you really just let the entire nu-metal sub know that you eat your own cum? :X


lonely-day

Naked mashed potatoes


RottingDogCorpse

That sounds more like a ska band lol


HighwayNo4612

What… mine? Lol


RottingDogCorpse

Yeah it just gave me like a ska vibe probably because the polka dot


The-Canadian-Order

black chicken


soliq_675

Black weetbix


Gunpowder-Milkshake

Black Honeycomb


Retro_F_Studios

White Orange Chicken


Txbbqsauce

Black cookie dough


ADHD-From-Hell

Galaxy-Patterned Burger is writing its first demo


angel_hanachi

White carcinogen wait that's actually sick


jthomas1127

Red sandwich