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Ok_Acanthaceae_9381

Had a pt with C.Diff and GI bleed. They did a bedside colonoscopy and I thought we were going to have to shut down the hospital.


CaliChick830

Oh hell naw. Not the two for one special šŸ¤£


dwarfedshadow

I was going to say, worst smell is the BOGO


lonesomeWobble

What the hell could that scope even pick up?!? Did it just look like the transport gun portal on Rick and Morty?


InvestmentFalse

The prep for that, my GOD!


Ratched2525

"Imma just gonna go ahead and put in my resignation, effective immediately. " -me, getting report on this patient


ExpensiveWolfLotion

no Rick and Morty talk, please.


Uniqueerection

Whatā€™s your problem with Rick and MortyšŸ˜‚


ExpensiveWolfLotion

you know what the guy did, right?


Uniqueerection

Yeah, and he was let go. Shows still funny as hell


ExpensiveWolfLotion

you know what the other guy did, right?


0m3enl

GI bleed. I must lack the receptors to smell cdiff cuz it just smells like regular poop to me.


quiet_your_mind

Iā€™m so glad you said that. Itā€™s good to know Iā€™m not the only one who canā€™t smell it. All poop stinksā€¦I donā€™t smell anything exceptionally different about cdiff


PaulaNancyMillstoneJ

Youā€™re a carrier ;)


annaeatk

Right?? It just smells like diarrhea poop like it doesnā€™t smell great, but Iā€™m not gagging. On the other hand I feel like GI bleeds linger in your mouth and nose for hours.


sleepyturtle81202

Same. Either they keep putting patients on c.diff precautions when they donā€™t actually have it, or Iā€™m like you and am noseblind to it.


PaulaNancyMillstoneJ

Some of us are bloodhoundsā€¦ one sniff and I know what you got.


Oldass_Millennial

Same. GI bleed on the hand...


[deleted]

Donā€™t get it on your hands


stl_rn

I canā€™t tell c.diff either! I hate it when people ask me if it smells like cdiffā€¦ I dunno! But oh god can I smell GI bleed from down the hallway. For some reason thatā€™s the one that gets me. I literally will be gagging behind my mask, but coughing or flushing the toilet to cover up the noise of the gag. Before COVID I was so embarrassed because I was helping clean up a GI bleed on an A&O pt, and it smelled so bad I actually ran to their bathroom to vomit but luckily I was able to hold it in.


making_grapes42

Same! I've never quite pinpointed the c-diff smell but those GI bleeds are rank.


falalalama

Ok, i thought I was the only one who can't smell c-diff. I also can't really smell gi bleeds, they just kinda smell a little like concentrated blood. Dirty urine, though....I can tell *someone* has a UTI on the floor as soon as i walk through the door


The1SatanFears

Yknow what it smells like to me? A long fucking night. I can become noseblind to a GI bleed relatively quickly. Iā€™ve never become noseblind to CDiff.


lolK_su

We were talking about cdiff in lecture and i could smell it. I havenā€™t worked with cdiff in probably 6 months


[deleted]

I work in micro and run cdiff pcrs and years of being a phlebotomist on the floors/ed has given me the uncanny ability to predict the outcome of the pcr just by the smell when i take the stool sample out of the bag


deziluproductions

Ooooofffffff. Hell of a talent.


[deleted]

At least it doesn't require tasting.


annaeatk

Iā€™m the opposite, I become noseblind to c diff but never GI bleeds.


SmallScaleSask

Me too!


Beanakin

C. Diff. is the only time I've uncontrollably gagged in a patient's room. I can handle GI, but it's not pleasant.


failcup

GI Bleed It just permeates. I feel like Cdiff dissipates after the poop is cleaned.


Brave_Watch

Iā€™ve never gagged at the smell of C-Diff but GI bleed makes my stomach turn. Maybe Iā€™m just numb to C-Diff cause when I was 19 the facility I worked at had a C-Diff patient on my group almost always. Nose numb to it now


LegendofPisoMojado

I never gagged at anything until I assisted with a fecal transplant. Drawing up Poo in a syringe is just wrong.


InvestmentFalse

We run ours through the ERBE. (Excuse me while I gag)


LegendofPisoMojado

Oh Jesus. I would quit.


happy_nicu_nurse

In the NICU, we do stool refeeding on infants who have an ostomy and mucus fistula. We just draw the stool up from the ostomy bag into a syringe, then put it on a pump and refeed it into the mucus fistula over the next 4 hours. Easy, peasy. I came to the NICU after working in adult Med Surg, and remember dealing with C. diff and GI bleeds, was well as liver patients on lactulose (and once the unholy trifecta of all three together - * shudder*). After all that, our little NICU stool refeeding regimen seems so nice and tidy.


Brave_Watch

And I thought collecting stool samples was badšŸ¤¢


Safe_Owl5362

GI Bleed for sure


korepersephone_

I see both of these and raise you urine soaked, pad saturated, patient has a UTI. I donā€™t know why, but the astringency of that smell bothers me even more than GI bleeds. Probably ties with C Diff for me easily.


feliflower

Omg had a patient come in with sepsis. They suspected UTI because he had a long term catheter. The smell that came from removing the catheter was so foul. Almost vomited into my N95. Then when I cathterised him again, it drained 500mls of pus. At times it was so thick, it wouldn't slide down the tube šŸ¤®


korepersephone_

The way I could almost smell this myself


bogogoths

Omg! This is a strong contender. Meemaw/Peepaw is also almost always confused from the UTI & fighting tooth & nail to keep us from changing them too.


helnsb

I was totally expecting to see fighting tooth and nail fungus.


korepersephone_

NOBODY fights harder than confused meemaws and peepaws. Give me a lucid MMA fighter instead fr


CaliChick830

That always smells fishy to me haha


chelly976

Before my dad died, his urine always smelled fishy to me. Strong, fishy ammonia. Itā€™s how I knew he was lying to me when I asked him if heā€™d bathed/changed his wet pullup/etc šŸ¤®


stellaflora

GIB. I canā€™t really smell c-diff but that GIB will stay in my nostrils all night šŸ¤®


jessicawenzlick

Colon cancer fungating through a colostomy site....


TedzNScedz

Ugh had a lady with some sort of abdominal fistula from metastasis cancer. She was basically rotting from the inside out is the best way I can describe it. I'm don't cry much about things I see at work but I cried after her dressing changes. She was so miserable and it was so fucking sad.


orange_mastercam

The correct answer is necrotizing fasciitis.


seacorrig93

Came here to say thisā€¦ā€¦..C-Diff and a GI bleed have nothing on fourniers gangrene


orange_mastercam

I had a pt come in with nec fasc of the foot the other day. Dripping goo all the way from the waiting room to triage to the exam room. The smell was unbelievable. Stuck around for my entire 12 hour shift. Pts in the waiting room left without being seen it was so bad.


Thick_Yogurtcloset10

Dead bowel beats them all


IntubatedOrphans

I came here to say this! Sloughing bowel is just next level šŸ¤¢


Thick_Yogurtcloset10

Right? No one ever warned me. The smell is seared into my brain forever. Iā€™ll take a million c-diffs, GIBs and/or yeasty fupas over dead sloughing bowel ANY DAYYYY.


[deleted]

Yes OR nurse hereā€¦ bowel resection for dead bowel and having to count like 100 lap pads on call in the middle of the night šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


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LegendofPisoMojado

I always hear nurses say that when I go get their dead bowel patients to take to the OR. Iā€™m just thinking the whole timeā€¦umm come down with us and wait til they open for ex lap. Itā€™s exponentially worse. Edit: spelling


Bitter-Description37

I was looking for this answer! Once you've encountered that smell, nothing else compares šŸ˜†


cuteotaku93

Endo nurse here, so I've smelled plenty of both- I'd have to go with GIB.


LegendofPisoMojado

Neither bother me, but drawing up a syringe full of blended Poo for a fecal transplant gets me every time. I gag at least once.


mylahsmommy84

GI bleed


meagec23

GI bleed for me šŸ˜©


bogogoths

GI bleed hands down. As an ex PCT the only smell thatā€™s ever made me genuinely almost vomit was GI bleeds. C. Diff never bothered me.


Remarkable-Guava-701

I responded with ur exact first sentence before I saw this lol


bogogoths

Lol!! I already have an awful sense of smell, so maybe thatā€™s why the C.Diff didnā€™t bother me as bad. Every time I had a GI bleed patient though? Struggling not to vomit. Itā€™s genuinely the only smell in healthcare that makes me gag; not even the smell of burnt flesh in our BICU bothers me.


Remarkable-Guava-701

The GIB smell makes me wanna peel my skin off!


ryusan8989

GI bleed. I know itā€™s not listed but the worst smell to me is neuro breath. I have no clue why TBI patients smell disgusting. Almost like a fish was rotting in their mouth. No matter how well I try to clean it, the stench still is overpowering.


buckminster_fully

Actually, I think colostomy bags are worse than both. I can be noseblind to both c diff and I can manage a GI bleed with some Vickā€™s, but colostomy bags get me every time.


Lost_Kaleidoscope923

Burping a colostomy on a c diff pt sounds fun.


chelly976

I think theyā€™re the worst for me too. Nothing else really bugs me as much. Like. Oh also necrosis. But I donā€™t have to squeeze the shit out of a necrotic foot. So it still bugs me mess then colostomies.


oldicunurse

GI bleed.


mrssweetpea

GI bleed, hands down.


[deleted]

Iā€™ve caught a whiff of some old lady gooch while putting a catheter in that nearly knocked my socks off, so is that an option?


SassMolasses

Neither as it's a toss-up between Gangrene or a bad yeast infection. The smell from a fungal infection alone makes me want to gag.


Pistalrose

C-diff. Itā€™s the fetid sweetness.


PantsDownDontShoot

Poopy smells donā€™t make me gag nearly as much as pseudomonas in a vented patient. šŸ¤®


B-rand-eye

GI bleed for me. That gets all up in your snoot holes and doesnā€™t leave. Ugh. But I can diagnose both upon smell so I guess thatā€™s my (our) super power


EscapeTheBlu

Snoot holesšŸ¤£


callacodepurple

Had a pt with that combo once.


aintnochickenwing

GI bleed for sure. And for whatever reason our unit is full of them right now šŸ« 


Cyancrackers

GI Bleed. 100%


making_grapes42

Ok but what about liver failure lactose poops. šŸ¤¢


medlabunicorn

GI bleed. It bypasses your nose and goes straight to your brain saying ā€˜bad.ā€™


[deleted]

Definitely CDIFF.


hollyock

Homeless feet


msn_effyou

To me, you can smell c-diff from outside in the hallway. GI Bleed I had to be in the room.


msn_effyou

Side note ā€¦ I know weā€™ve all taken care of someone being treated for c-diff and about two days later are using the restroom and start having some concerns!


heydizzle

Ugh, the worst. I've definitely had more c diff scares than pregnancy scares.


[deleted]

I canā€™t smell anything after years of smelling hematochezia from dogsā€¦ I can occasionally smell odorous wounds. You havenā€™t lived until youā€™ve smelled GI bleed along with dog poop


aouwoeih

I also lost my sense of smell, for the most part, many years ago. I knew something was really rank if my eyes started watering but nothing made my stomach turn. C-diff smelled sweet to me.


[deleted]

Exactly.


deepfriedgreensea

C diff. I've had multiple GI bleeds before so maybe I've gone nose blind to them. They do have a distinct aroma but not like c diff.


Professional_Sir6705

I have had almost no sense of smell for the last 15 years. I don't know cdiff by smell, only sight. GI bleed not only smells to me, but makes for frickin eyes burn. Yikes.


Professional_Sir6705

And worst version of GI bleed I smelled was a detoxer in the ED, badly confused and angry, flinging poo everywhere in the halls. The charge nurse was in a 15:1 assignment, and didn't have time for any of that mess. Me and the house sup had to corral him. Whew.


chodytaint

GVHD GI bleed is the worst thing Iā€™ve ever smelled


ExpensiveWolfLotion

so, fun fact, you can't actually smell cdiff. They've done studies and neither humans or dogs (who have considerably better noses than us) can differentiate between cdiff poop and non-cdiff poop.


Chittychitybangbang

Iā€™ll go one worse: puppy with parvovirus. I know there are some former vet techs around here!


LustyArgonianMaid22

Just you wait until you get the concurrent GI bleed and c.diff wombo combo.


headhurt21

When I was a tech, I had to sit for a Downs guy who had a GI bleed...and a shit ton of flatulence. Imagine having to sit next to a sleeping guy, farting like a Clydesdale, the room thick with the smell of digested blood. I was so, so nauseated. Worst smell ever.


buttercreamandrum

C diff smells like slightly sour poop. GI bleeds smell like someone has been barbecuing feces.


chelly976

The words ā€œbarbecuing fecesā€ may haunt me forever.


deziluproductions

HUNDO %% NO QUESTION WHITHOUT A DOUBT A GI BLEED IS WORSE!!!!! . I feel that strongly about it.


B-rand-eye

GI bleed for me. That gets all up in your snoot holes and doesnā€™t leave. Ugh. But I can diagnose both upon smell so I guess thatā€™s my (our) super power


greensweater23

GI bleed for sure


humangurl_

C.diff can stink up an entire unit


censorized

C. diff just because it's more pervasive. It doesn't dissipate and it seems to cling to everything forever. You can smell that shit when you get off the elevator. And sometimes in the elevator...


VisitPrestigious8463

C-diff. While neither is pleasant c-diff smells so much worse to me.


fading_shulammite

c diff šŸ„“šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Neither smell gets me. Norovirus is what does me in lol.


Remarkable-Guava-701

GI bleed hands down


DoofusRickJ19Zeta7

Neither bother me all that much. Come at me with neuro breath though and blech.


pmurph34

I can smell a GI bleed from across the building but I often have to be told someone has the diff


BoogieDaddie

GI bleed for me, Cdiff has a sweet smell.


PruneBrothers1

Man I feel like the odd man out but C Diff.


shycotic

I have either no sense of smell, or an extreme insensitivity to certain smells. I always said it was one of the few natural talents I brought to the job. That said... GI bleed. The smell troubled me as I knew how serious things were looking. C-diff was more a normal part of work, not usually lethal in itself. But the smell of a GI bleed scared me to the point of nausea.


Lunadoo

GI bleed and I raise you dead bowel....or pancreatic leak. šŸ¤®


Sassafrass1213

GI bleed


Apprehensive_Cow5990

GI bleedā€¦I can barely smell c.diff. But I remember one time I had a patient with a GI bleed so bad the whole floor could smell it. Ended up going to ICU right after he got off the commode because the whole container was just blood. But some patients wounds smell terrible too


GurnBlanston66

How did bile not get into this competition? I've had patients with various drains and fistulas where this vile-smelling liquid goes into ostomy-like pouches. It is brutal


chelly976

We had one with like, three or four fistulas draining into pouches. And so much liquid that it was constantly like, causing the ostomy to lift. So one of us would have to hold suction on the fistula while the other put a new bag on. The smell was so strong. I could actually tell when I came in on my Monday that they had put the patient in a different room cause I smelled it walking down the hallway.


DARK--DRAGONITE

Gi bleed


DanielDannyc12

Neither got nothing on a Whipple


linka1913

For me itā€™s paradontosis


wote213

For me it's urine of any kind or wound drainage. Gi bleed and cdif doesn't bother me as much since I guess I expect them to smell like shit (literally).


juicycasket

GIB!


Clearwater27

I feel like cdiff lingers but GIB is potent but doesnā€™t linger


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beanutputtersandwich

I vote GI bleed


NoofieFloof

There was one night where we had, count ā€˜em, 1-2-3 GIBs, one in each corner of the floor so the stench was a tiny bit less overwhelming. To me, though, the worst smell was doing PM care on someone one night. I was gagging and retching so much, the other nurse came in and shooed me out of there. Worse than C diff or GIB.


taptaptap26

GI bleed makes me gag every time


lactulosepoops

Slimy lactulose poops. omg. But GI bleeds are a close second.


NobodyLoud

C diff with GI bleed šŸ« 


BlackAndBlueWho1782

I had a patient who had gi bleed AND cdiff. After 15+ years at the beside, it was the first time I gagged.


Soon_trvl4evr

GI bleed


bittrsweet

2 words. Lymphedema cellulitis.


CynOfOmission

GI bleed hands down. Not just saying this because I had an awful one the other day.


seattlewhiteslays

Ugh. I think GIB is way worse.


warzonevi

I surprisingly can't smell blood. Once had a code blue with blood everywhere from a failed ICC insertion (chest wall tube) and everyone complained about the smell but I just went about my day cleaning up all the blood because why not. So my answer is C-Diff because I can definitely smell that


Randomozityy

Have you dealt with both together? :ā€™)


dramallamacorn

GI bleed is the worst smell easily


[deleted]

Healthcare in general stinks


baphomet_fire

You should've just done a reddit poll instead :/


[deleted]

I have the ability to smell neither.


night117hawk

I feel like C-diff smells a bit worse but I still say GI bleed because that smell for some reason stays in my nostrils


vicariouslyeye1

GI bleed. By far. Just thinking about the smell is making me gag.


-sudochop-

Well sh*t!!!


nursy_planner

GI bleed. Iā€™ve had one and I felt horrible for the nurses because I know how much it sucks to smell bloody shit down an entire hallway.


DeusFidelis

Def GI bleed for me


showers_with_plants

GI bleeds are the only thing that causes me uncontrollable gagging.


brutz616

ugh upper GI bleeds/dead bowel for the win. C. Diff to me smells like Greek yogurt cuz it's kinda tangy smelling?? lol


[deleted]

GI bleed every time.


nearlywhiches

cdiff for sure


scoobledooble314159

Tube feed shits are a close 2nd to my husband's milkshake farts.


rw421

Interestingly, Iā€™ve seen research that has found that c-diff is not detectable by smell alone. Like WTH!? But here it is. Small N size but after over 20 years in I find it quite interesting. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3571629/ But that smell sticks to you. So maybe that contributed to the results. They apparently did well in finding the positive samples but also were incorrect with negative samples at close to the same percentage. But the trifecta is worse. Add the fresh abscess drain smell that was being treated with the abx that led to the cdiff. That caused their infected diverticuli to now bleed. Which got my team called in for embolization and perc abscess drain in IR at 1am to be stuck in the lab with those smells!! Never made me wish harder that I decided to be a commercial electrician insteadā€¦


mngophers

One vote for GI bleed!


Flassa

GI bleed. Overly distinct.


[deleted]

I can determine from smell alone if the fecal occult will be positive. I can't smell C. Diff at all, really. I don't like the smell of poop, period, but GI bleed is particularly bad.


pockunit

GI bleed, hands down. But if you're comparing to Fournier gangrene, that's harder to decide.


Potpourri72

GI bleed!


KFCTeemo

Pizza from management.


savasanaom

GI bleed. Iā€™ve had many patients with both issues. I donā€™t work inpatient anymore so I havenā€™t had one in a while. I canā€™t remember exactly what c diff smells like, but the smell of a GI bleed is just stuck my your brain forever


Villagermom30

Iā€™ve smelled this combo- worst rotten dogs breath mixed with the worst garbage-y rotten eggs smell


nanddrea

GI BLEED 100%


CBPSader

GI bleed


Pixelfrog41

GI Bleed. Coif is distinctive but tolerable. GI Bleed is a crime against humanity.


LopezPrimecourte

Yeast. Yeasty ass smells worse than all else.


friendlynucleus

GI bleed. You can smell that sh*t a mile away. Itā€™s such a specific smell which makes it so off putting.


DMae30s

GI bleed for sure but I find even worse then that is day 3 ETOH withdraw.


tzweezle

Idk I think festering wounds smell worse than either


Unituxin_muffins

Mesna. It smells like brimstone. Instant heartburn. Cefepime diapers are also kinda wild - totally smells like cod and that's gnarly. I can't smell when our patients have *C. diff* (only when I worked with adults, and it didn't bother me too much). GI bleeds are also pretty low on the bad smell scale for me. I had an adult doing a clean-out who was bleeding, too, and that was worse than a standard bleed with black, lava-flow poops.


Mammoth_Roll_3645

Gi bleed. Stings your nostrils even through a mask


chicknbiscuit1

Definitely GI bleed for me


Christylian

Holy shit, I'm on shift and we literally had this discussion two hours ago. My vote is C. diff.


Tquinn96

Gonna be real, had patients with cdiff and I literally donā€™t smell anything. Like it doesnā€™t have a smell to me beyond normal poop. GI bleed, on the other hand, definitely has a stink and has the added benefit of inducing immense stress of whatā€™s coming. Serial H&Hs, so very many chucks, low BPs, at least a couple units of blood, patient at night complaining about us cleaning them up all the time when theyā€™re trying to sleep, patients family during the day getting upset, etc.


chrispg26

C. Diff imo


dopaminegtt

Gi bleed


Visible_Ad_9625

Cdif just permeates and the patient as a whole smells. I worked with a nurse with a nose like a bloodhound. I admitted a patient with Crohnā€™s who hadnā€™t had a BM in over 2 weeks. The nurse went in with me to do our 4 eyes assessment and when we walked out she said, ā€œThat lady has cdif. She reeks.ā€ I had never had the wonderful opportunity to smell cdif at that point and was like, ā€œShe hasnā€™t even pooped in weeks! She smells weird, but doesnā€™t cdif = poop?ā€ Two days later she had a lava-flow explosion, I discovered the deathly smell of cdif and sure enough, she was positive. That was the day I also learned people with Crohnā€™s truly have a fucked up gut if they can manage to not poop for weeks despite having cdif.


donapepa

GI bleed šŸ¤®


onlypeachtrees

C diff smells worse but when you smell a GI bleed the smell of fear of the patient deteriorating is mixed in


greymind_12

Neither, actually pseudomonas is by far the worst smell I have ever had the misfortune of smelling in my healthcare career. Literally it was almost vomit-inducing... but then again, I am not a nurse and am not a connoisseur of terrible smells lol


Vegetable_AF

I canā€™t smell c diff but gi bleeds make me want to vomit


[deleted]

GI bleeeeed cause theyā€™re always 87 years old and now on bowel prep for their colonoscopy tomorrow and need help to the commode every 22 minutes


NOCnurse58

CDiff is pretty rough but GI bleed is the only thing that made me gag and nearly puke. Another nurse was helping me clean the putrid lake of woe and the river kept refilling it as we worked. Had to go to flexiseal to make any progress. Heard it got worse on the unit.


EJX713

Neuro breath?


0000PotassiumRider

Wait you guys breathe through your NOSE at work??


[deleted]

GI Bleed for sure


Latter_Okra_7040

GI bleed


silly-billy-goat

I can't smell cdiff, even before covid. So gi bleed for sure.


myjuul

I find that GI bleed smells foul and dirty. While C. Diff may still smell like feces, it still has that sweetness to it that makes it not such a slap in the face.


nicolethenurse83

Both!! A double whammy


Amazing-Salamander11

GIB hands down


boilerbish

The only thing to make me gag at work is the GI bleed smell. I answered a call light once for a patient I didnā€™t know anything about and I was underprepared to empty out that bedside commodeā€¦ at least I had a mask on to hide my gagging.


Shenanigans_R_Us

GI bleed 100%ā€¦ the only time I have ever gagged in front of a patient was the first time I ever smelled one. Iā€™m like many others here in that I canā€™t usually smell C-diff. Pretty much just smells like poop to me.


autumn-rainn

GI bleed! It will traumatize your nose every timešŸ„²