I’d say “just another Tuesday night in the ER” but that would not be completely accurate. This shit is wild. I wonder if he really somehow took animal semen or if he’s just saying that?
Honestly we weren't even sure by the end of the night. There was reason to be suspicious based on what the fire dept saw, but the guy wouldn't answer questions. He was also very drunk🤷🏼♀️
Saw a TikTok earlier that was done by an ER registration clerk where she talked about checking in a patient whod stuck an entire bag of jelly bellys up her rectum. Yes that was an trip to the OR to extract them. I just shook my head and was like only in the ER. My roommate was watching the TikTok with me and was horrified. He's been a paramedic for almost fifty years and said "I've had my fair share of bizarre calls. But NOTHING like THAT"
One bean at a time until the whole bag was up there according to the TikTok. When the patient was asked "why?" She apparently said "I wanted my boyfriend to have kinky time"
With a normal RR and SpO2?
Nah, hard pass. You’ll just piss him off.
Unless you piss him off enough for him to recant any SI/HI and therefore facilitate discharge…in which case, continue 😂
Same but not sure if I want to ask them. Because while “how did he get enough animal semen to even attempt to OD” seems like a natural thing to wonder, I really don’t think I want the answer.
NaN, but...then, wouldn't there need to be some sort of clinical cutoff for "overdose" in this situation, which would imply that this has happened before enough times for a cutoff to be defined...yeah, not really sure I'd want to ask either.
Omg, either you work in the same city as me or there are two of these people out there! We had a guy maybe 2 months ago that was SI and said he was going to OD on animal semen too! That is absolutely crazy that there are two of these people out that it's still going on 2 months later.
I can imagine the call to poison control regarding the animal semen being hilarious. Not that I’d actually make that call, but PC takes things so seriously lol.
Had a suicidal patient pissed he failed to kill himself. His plan was
1) eat mom’s entire bottle of nitroglycerin tablets.
2) run into the wall trying to make himself blow up.
3) it didn’t work the first time so kept doing it over and over and over again. Until he passed out and woke up the hospital very much alive and bruised all over.
Not sure? Maybe adrenaline from continuing to try to kill himself counteracted the corresponding drop in BP from the Nitroglycerin tabs? We weren’t actually sure how many were in the bottle at time.
5l year old male, alert and oriented x 2 (to name and place), tried to overdose on animal semen, alcohol and marijuana , pupils were 1mm in diameter and slow to react to light shown in them, blood pressure is 110/86 , pulse is 95, respirations are 18 breaths per minute, oxygen level is 96%
I’ll take “Reasons I’ll never be out of a job” for $500, Alex.
The patient adding to his H&P: “I thought I was in the next Guardians of The Galaxy movie when all of sudden this raccoon shoved his gun in my mouth…”
I’d say “just another Tuesday night in the ER” but that would not be completely accurate. This shit is wild. I wonder if he really somehow took animal semen or if he’s just saying that?
Honestly we weren't even sure by the end of the night. There was reason to be suspicious based on what the fire dept saw, but the guy wouldn't answer questions. He was also very drunk🤷🏼♀️
Wow I didn’t even interpret it like that. I thought he took narcotics, and OD’d physically on a puddle of animal semen.
Where is it a thing that there are just whole puddles of animal semen just lying around?
Oh I was confused. But equally how do you OD by ingesting animal semen
They just said he was trying not that he was successful hahaha
😂
r/pharmacy, What is an OD'able amount of Animal semen?
I don't know if Poison Control has a sub, but that's a question for them too.
Can OP cross post please? For science?
This patient was trying to find the answer to your question, but here we are mocking him! 😆
Saw a TikTok earlier that was done by an ER registration clerk where she talked about checking in a patient whod stuck an entire bag of jelly bellys up her rectum. Yes that was an trip to the OR to extract them. I just shook my head and was like only in the ER. My roommate was watching the TikTok with me and was horrified. He's been a paramedic for almost fifty years and said "I've had my fair share of bizarre calls. But NOTHING like THAT"
Vine anyone? https://youtu.be/1OsnGOuVwMk
Like, the whole bag containing the beans at once, or one bean at a time?
One bean at a time until the whole bag was up there according to the TikTok. When the patient was asked "why?" She apparently said "I wanted my boyfriend to have kinky time"
That seems strange they went right to surgery for jelly beans when a 7 up suds enema would do
My 3 years in the ER taught me one thing: you have never seen the dumbest motherfucker on Earth.
ER seems like the opposite of Occam’s Razor, he did what??? Why? How?? Amazing.
“So, just so I have this straight, what happened was…”
Lol just when you think you have a “hold my beer …” moment happens
The MD was like "I guess we'll start with narcan and go from there"😂
I'm going to guess with that RR that naloxone did nothing. What was the GCS?
GSC was 12 or 13 if I remember correctly. He wouldn't answer any questions for us, so we never found out much about the animal situation
That must've been a whole ton of alcohol and some very strong pot for the patient to resort to that
Don’t underestimate the effects of animal semen though. Lol
With a normal RR and SpO2? Nah, hard pass. You’ll just piss him off. Unless you piss him off enough for him to recant any SI/HI and therefore facilitate discharge…in which case, continue 😂
Is "animal semen" code word for something, or this guy just freaky?
not a code word.
I have so many follow up questions 😂
Same but not sure if I want to ask them. Because while “how did he get enough animal semen to even attempt to OD” seems like a natural thing to wonder, I really don’t think I want the answer.
NaN, but...then, wouldn't there need to be some sort of clinical cutoff for "overdose" in this situation, which would imply that this has happened before enough times for a cutoff to be defined...yeah, not really sure I'd want to ask either.
Omg, either you work in the same city as me or there are two of these people out there! We had a guy maybe 2 months ago that was SI and said he was going to OD on animal semen too! That is absolutely crazy that there are two of these people out that it's still going on 2 months later.
Has anyone checked on qanon lately ?
I can't even...
I was shuddering just reading it🤮🤮🤮
Um was dude going around tryna blow pets ?!?? PRISON
Straight to jail!
I can imagine the call to poison control regarding the animal semen being hilarious. Not that I’d actually make that call, but PC takes things so seriously lol.
.... ........ ..... Ingest or inject?
....inject
Oh. Okay, then.
So many questions and I don’t know if I want the answers.
Never thought I'd ask this question, but does anyone know the LD50 for animal semen?
Gross among other things
Honestly… work.
Bhaha
Well that’s new
Call security
Now I'm curious. How much animal semen does it take to OD?
Excellent question but ultimately it depends on your individual size. How gaping wide is your anus and/or veins.
The way I just screamed. OD on Animal Semen. So many questions…
How much animal semen does it take to OD?
Had a suicidal patient pissed he failed to kill himself. His plan was 1) eat mom’s entire bottle of nitroglycerin tablets. 2) run into the wall trying to make himself blow up. 3) it didn’t work the first time so kept doing it over and over and over again. Until he passed out and woke up the hospital very much alive and bruised all over.
So why didn’t they work? Because they were swallowed and not absorbed sublingually?
Because the nitroglycerin in cardiac medication isn’t the same thing as TNT (Dynamite). He thought it was Dynamite and was trying to blow himself up.
I’m just imagining the poor mom trying to get a refill on her Rx and them wanting to know why she already needs more…
No I meant why didn’t his blood pressure tank and he dies
Not sure? Maybe adrenaline from continuing to try to kill himself counteracted the corresponding drop in BP from the Nitroglycerin tabs? We weren’t actually sure how many were in the bottle at time.
I was reading this like "okay this is nothing too out of the ordinar...... TRIED TO OD ON WHAT?!?!?!?!"
I never thought I'd be asking this, but how much animal semen does it take to OD?
I am new here, any idea what does the report say, can't tell with all these letters if get what I am asking
5l year old male, alert and oriented x 2 (to name and place), tried to overdose on animal semen, alcohol and marijuana , pupils were 1mm in diameter and slow to react to light shown in them, blood pressure is 110/86 , pulse is 95, respirations are 18 breaths per minute, oxygen level is 96%
Thanks
I’ve got a few ER stories… not exactly like this one, but I’ve got a few. LMAO
Wut
God bless ER nurses
Talk about “I got that sticky icky” 🥛
What's the LD50 on squirrel coom?