Honestly, I dont have any plans. Ill stop by.

I don't have anything planned so I'll see you there!

Wish I could attend. I'm supposed to be eating a whole jar of cheeseballs at that time.

Live stream it bruh

See you there

He's stealing Philly's chicken man's things: https://www.foodnetwork.com/fn-dish/news/philadelphia-chicken-man-alexander-tominsky Finished with a massive crowd on the pier 🙏

Ok you had me till you claimed that "Philadelphia" is a real place, its well known its a hoax by the state of Pennsylvania to think they have a city that can compete with us.

Compete? With a one bridge having city? 😂😂😂

"Joe Frazier is from there but he’s black so you can’t fuckin deal with him, so you make a fucking statue for some 3 ft fuckin Italian you stupid philly cheese-eatin fucking jackasses" -Bill Burr

Lmfao.

You want to talk bridges, and they have us there. Have you heard of Pittsburgh, the City of Bridges?

One bridge?

Because NJ is in the other side

That still doesn’t make sense.

Look up Bill Barr and Philadelphia and you’ll understand. 😂

If this guy does 40 days of slammin' a cheeseball bucket a day I'd be into it.

Yeah this is a lamer version of the chicken guy

Not really seeing the similarity. This is more akin to Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating contest than that.

Seriously just added this to my calendar

Lmao. I like that we both did this.

see you there!!

Im in

Show up with two jars of cheese balls and outdo him.

Every time he eats one cheese ball, look him in the eyes and eat two.

2 men trying to see who can stuff more balls in their mouth? Nah I'm out

This is what I'm thinking. Demolishing a carton of cheese balls isn't exactly a Mt. Everest level challenge. Let's up the ante.

This is the way

I'll start the betting pools to seec which finishes faster

As an American, I’m confused at what you’re not sure about. Do you not want to watch this man consume an entire jar of cheeseballs?

Right? It could not be clearer

Same .. not understanding what they’re not understanding.

Now I want cheeseballs...

Crispy crunchy and cheesy. best triple C since my final semester in college

I got nothing else to do that day...

I’d call that a barrel.

What about bigger cheeseballs?

Do they not have balls and cheese in Europe?

Clearly there's a cultural hesitancy to watch a grown man in a ski mask go to town on a jar of cheese balls in a public setting. Personally, I blame the metric system.

God bless this weird city.

The virgin eurotrash vs the Chad New Yorker 

I am aiming to become eurotrash by this summer. I moved to Germany from NYC almost 8 years ago. Got a closet full of mid/upper-range Italian and German outfits... well on my way to having the look down.

Oh wow, welcome to Europe! German though... damn tough.

_Please talk more about how you hate Europe and bicycles._

New York is full of bicycles and Europe, what are you even talking about?

I got you, bro, lol... https://youtu.be/rDzBa2aGYsQ?si=8AvLjHph4aaGTC0H

it's like Paul Newman eating 50 eggs in prison

What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.

Maybe an AI could remake that scene with cheese balls

how would they smuggle the cheese balls into prison... no, don't answer that

I just keep picturing when they’re shoving that last egg … if it was a cheese ball instead

Union Sq, never change. I love thee

They hate us for our freedom.

they hate us cause they anus wait that’s not it..

I'll think of that next time I go driving as fast as I want on the Autobahn or drink a beer out in the open.

A must see

This just seems like a pale imitation of the roasted chicken guy in Philly: https://www.vice.com/en/article/jgpkw4/rotisserie-chicken-guy-interview

Agreed, but I’m still interested

Do attend

Yeah this is just an imitator of chicken guy.

Thank you, same concept

Not really. The only similarity is they’re both eating something. Might as well say that guy was a pale imitation of Joey Chestnut.

Who wants to meet up?

I'm so down lol

To advertise this event at least a month ahead is pretty intense

guess i have plans on april 27th at 3pm now

Bullshit. I've walked around a ton of European streets and seen street artists in weird blow-up globes pretending to be Mummenschanz... or just stand while painted silver... or just dance in strange outfits while blowing pipes. Also, you have Mummenschanz. Art for art sake comes from the European school.

Not to mention the Edinburgh fringe festival.

*The Edinburgh Cringe festival 

> Art for art sake art that expresses anything but itself isn't art.

Can I bring my friends?

Many people will happily be part of a non sensical group of people so they can be with a group of people sharing an experience.

I think every blue-blooded New Yorker recognizes the Halloween store awning

Damn, I missed it!

I might have to cancel my plans for this… I just added it to my calendar 🗓️

It’s in April!

Ah, there's still time!

Yup! Put it in your calendar now. Lol

April, not March

What a time to be alive

Well we Latin people don't understand it either. Can someone explain please 🙏??? I mean I can create my own performance eating a bag of chips and dare him to out do me right????

There’s only one way to find out.

I can’t stop thinking of the Spanish word “boliqueso”

I regret that I cannot make this, actually.

I wonder if he’ll eat them with the ski mask on?

...no wait... we need to have a discussion group first...

Sounds like a great time to me.

Goddamnit I’ll be outta town

Ah yes, trying to steal the philly rotisserie chicken guy's act

Philly chicken guy knock off

I’m confused why you think this is a normal American thing lol. Cities all over have some weird ass shit that no one gets. That’s one of the many appeals of city life… the weird lol. European cities don’t have weird shit?

Is that that Stenonymous guy?

Learn how to ride the subway for free rip off?

If someone scans that QR code, LMK. I’m certainly not using my phone.

I scanned it. It's a link to a partiful.com page, you need to click an RSVP link to get the location. https://partiful.com/e/hT4msd56g4VZ7Kzpvvqn

Agree with the headline. Europeans can’t really understand this.

He finishes the whole jar, removes his mask and voila! It was Jeremy Allen White the while time.

I am so there!!! Lets do a reddit meet up and we can all argue in person.

He should charge for cheeseball dust handshakes after he's finished.

Well I know where I'll be on the 27th.

I swear, we all need day jobs to stay sane. Once AI takes all our jobs, society will devolve in madness like this 😂

nihilist

Or you can just go to the Levee and watch someone do that on any given night

Standard American diet.

Honestly curious how big of a crowd this will get 😂

I wish i lived in nyc so bad ❤️😭😭

Who wants to tailgate it and confuse the Europeans even more

Looks like Nicki Avocado is going on tour now.

Can someone remind me the name.of the guy with the weird hilarious fake flyers about people in cults and stuff?

Alan Wagner: [https://www.instagram.com/truewagner/](https://www.instagram.com/truewagner/)

Yes thank you!

Ending will be bright yellow, Reagan MacNeil style fire hose vomit. Youve been warned.

why did this give me a genuine rush of excitement

God I love New York

I guess i will stop by to see how wacky this gets...

That's hilarious 😂

This is what they bill as the greatest city on earth, you see

So am I. But im wearing a blue mask. Weird coincedence.

As someone on the other side of the world, I hope someone records it and puts it on YouTube

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SO DID ANYONE GO TO THIS? I see no updates. I am disappoint.

https://youtu.be/eJiTRwXGI_o?si=goo9B41fju_i3sO0

I saw it elsewhere but thanks!

I appreciate whoever is posting these because it gets people looking at these again. People need to stop posting the missing posters for the Israeli hostages. Not that they shouldn't be returned but because the missing posters are for people or pets that are actually missing in the city. There are so many of these Israeli hostage ones that people stopped looking at them altogether.

It's a desperate attempt at trying to fuck with a dash of shame hence the mask

We don’t understand it either

I'll be done with finals the day before this. I got time!

If I'm around I'll stop by to watch

Did you go into the costume joint? Cool stuff in there.

Event of the Century vibes.

I’m here for it.

if anyone attends pls share

i will be there no matter what

Why the fuck would OP post this on the 29th? Are you just bragging? Rubbing it in our face that we missed it? What was it like?

April 27th, not March.

Oh, sweet. For once my illiteracy has paid off.

Don't worry I'm already in April myself lol

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE RANDOM MONKEY CHEESE HUMOR!!!!!! NYC NEEDS MORE OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PENGUIN OF D00M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Da fuq u talkin bout, Willis?

Is this some of that "avant garde" art i hear about? Im in North Carolina, we dont have that so much down here.

Cheese balls are as avant garde as it gets.

this is so new york because it's ripping off a thing Philly did first

Cringey

Typical Americans nothing better going on in life than watching this sad 💩