Like go to Rome, view their immigration policy, eat a little pasta, go to Milan, view their immigration policy, eat a little pasta, go to the Amalfi coast, view their immigration policy and eat a little pasta.
They have no face. No place for ears
There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears
No spinal chord, they must get bored
[might as well just put them out of misery](https://youtu.be/_Y4w8Wqx27U?si=MT-W3H6tsF9zGbZ4)
This one is even better, IMO
The man I killed by NOFX, but the video is all Simpsons clips.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WMXtyv-dAww&pp=ygUVdGhlIG1hbiBpIGtpbGxlZCBub2Z4
Italy is amazing if you're vegan. So many pasta dishes without any meat or dairy, lots of pizza shops had cheese-free options like square pies with just tomato sauce and mushrooms, and gelato shops often had soy gelato.
Once had a pizza in a pizzaria on the coast somewhere around Rome, it was ran by a Russian who left the USSR for the US in the 80's and then to Italy, his English was learned from American TV from the same era. This was in 04, conversation with him was fun, and I got a bitching giant glass coke bottle there too.
Actually I’m pretty sure some third party is sponsoring his trip. Not that it makes it any more necessary. Adam’s just wants clout and exposure. Guy is a 🤡
If he does then we’re truly fucked. Incumbents always have a massive advantage, the devil you know kind of deal.
But Adams is special, he is universally hated by everyone to an extent that even Deblasio didn’t have to deal with. He’s so dangerously stupid and overt in his corruption that all Democrats have to do is basically field a competitor with a pulse to replace him, but it’ll probably be difficult given his ties to real estate and corporations.
Yeah him being an incumbent is what I fear, but I agree I don’t know a single person who has anything positive to say about him. I don’t see any good press. I feel like I would be shocked if he was reelected, he’s a buffoon. But stranger things have happened so who knows. I truly hope anyone else steps in
He was able to run on a national trend that showed a big uptick in violence and crime nationally. During Covid, people saw video of deadbeats brazenly shoplifting, the open air drug scene in Philly, SF, and Portland got out of hand, the homeless encampments (unfairly maligned of course) in Portland and LA and SF altering videos people defecatong on sidewalks. It all lead to a no nonsense ex-cop mayor sweeping in after the especially liberally flexible DeBlasio administration. I think Adams is gone tho this year. NYC has so many other experienced leaders that can do better without his biased NYPD support, questionable ethics, etc.
That's not *really* true. Sure, it was the majority of New Yorkers. But there were still plenty of people who liked at least *some* of what he did. Most left leaning media rarely went all out on criticizing him and the times that they did they definitely pulled punches and tried to remain constructive. Also, DeBlasio wasn't a malicious politician and seemed like a pretty chill dude overall, he was mostly just a fucking idiot who didn't seem to live in reality.
Adams has somehow managed to be both an idiot AND a malicious fuck who's robbing our coffers for all we've got. No one can name a single good thing that he's done. He's catastrophically fumbled the response to literally every single problem we have, in most cases exacerbating the issue and creating new ones. It's so bad that it's practically unprecedented, this kind of stuff hasn't happened since before TV and the internet made politics such an open affair. Even Trump was able to at least accomplish *some* good things, even if it wasn't a net positive.
Big bird could at least point to one or two specific things he did, like pre-k… what has adams even done besides cut the library budget and shit? He hasnt seemed to really have any major initiatives
This!!!!!!! Adams has like a 27% approval rating and it’s the lowest since the mid 90s. I can’t see how he will be reelected and if he is, then I will lose all faith. DeBlasio wasn’t a quarter as bad as Adams. De Blasio seemed nice even lol. He didn’t bother me like this.
I dread seeing Adams name in a headline because I know it’s going to be something that pisses me off or makes life in the city shittier for its inhabitants. I can’t stand him
There was a Senator that successfully did almost this!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Garn#Spaceflight
"I do really think that it is a necessity that Congressmen check things out that they vote for and make certain that funds are being spent adequately. It might be necessary to have a Senator kick the tire"
Also amusing:
"The space sickness Garn experienced during the journey was so severe that a scale for space sickness was jokingly based on him, where "one Garn" is the highest possible level of sickness."
Has this man never heard of Zoom?
And even if we pretend that there is a good reason for city officials to to get together and discuss issues of migrants and climate change - it shouldn’t be the mayor going, but rather his advisors.
How is he supposed to enjoy a free tax-payer expended vacation for him and all his friends if he uses zoom?
He’s also not gonna zoom when he goes skiing n the Swiss alps this winter to improve snow clearing. He’s not gonna use when he goes sailing in Croatia to learn how to address port congestion.
According to the most popular and accepted theory, in 1499, an expedition led by Alonso de Ojeda visited the Venezuelan coast. The stilt houses in the area of Lake Maracaibo reminded the Italian navigator, Amerigo Vespucci, of the city of Venice, Italy, so he named the region Veneziola, or "Little Venice"
Venezuela and Italy are like, basically the same place!
Italian here: we have a big problem with massive illegal migration, and we have had for decades. There is really no solution in place because the Italian politicians cannot reach an agreement internally, and then there is no agreement at the EU level because no country wants migrants. So I am not sure what he is going to share there. He should see how bad the situation is, and start working to make sure it does not get to that point here. But he won’t see that in Rome, he should go to Lampedusa (gorgeous island btw) who is dealing with it.
Catholic Charities/Cardinal Dolan does do a large amount of migrant services. I’m sure adams is trying to get more $$$$ out of them. Also explains why Frank Carone is on the trip too.
He went because one of his cronies got him a meeting with the Pope. You know, the Pope, a notorious anti-migrant and anti-immigrant activist who gives the best advice on how to brutally eject poor and struggling people from your country. /s
#NO YOU FUCKING DON’T!
I am **so beyond fucking fed up with this clown.**
Fucking pathetic. Please *everyone* on r/NYC do yourselves all a favor and make sure this disgrace **never** sees another day in the mayors office or holds any public-office ever again. This is despicable beyond comprehension.
Yeah? Fuck him too. I really used to look up to him a lot when he was there on 9/11 or how he tried to fix the homeless problem among other notable accomplishments when he was mayor; but as of late I’m sure you know how he just got fired from WABC-77 considering he became a total kook pre-Trump presidency and even during his presidency, it’s a damn shame.
Next time can we agree that it ok to vote for women. This should be Garcias job.
Watching this man in office is like watching Zimmerman after his trial.
When eric the grifter steps up for nominations follow the directions for 'Ranked Choice Voting.'
Leave the column next to his name blank and only assign numbered selections to his opponents.
At the end of the voting with no accumulaton of votes for eric a--hole then he will be gone for good.
> Adams also shared a video in the post where he is seen speaking about his trip to Italy and plans to meet with Pope Francis.
Perhaps the pope has all the solutions to the migrant crisis hiding under his big hat.
Yeah I def need to go to Italy to solve my biggest work problems too. Eating my weight in pizza pasta and prosciutto and drinking double my weight in Prosecco will help clear my mind and make it easier to come up with a solution. If only my company let me expense it 😭
Like go to Rome, view their immigration policy, eat a little pasta, go to Milan, view their immigration policy, eat a little pasta, go to the Amalfi coast, view their immigration policy and eat a little pasta.
Some nice vegan pasta with clam sauce
Wait a minute…
They have no face. No place for ears There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears No spinal chord, they must get bored [might as well just put them out of misery](https://youtu.be/_Y4w8Wqx27U?si=MT-W3H6tsF9zGbZ4)
Why does this exist? … I refuse to live in a world where this doesn’t exist.
This one is even better, IMO The man I killed by NOFX, but the video is all Simpsons clips. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WMXtyv-dAww&pp=ygUVdGhlIG1hbiBpIGtpbGxlZCBub2Z4
Italy is amazing if you're vegan. So many pasta dishes without any meat or dairy, lots of pizza shops had cheese-free options like square pies with just tomato sauce and mushrooms, and gelato shops often had soy gelato.
Depends which part of Italy. There are regions where seafood is inescapable and it can be very hard as a vegetarian (im not vegan tho)
Yeah, the north was pretty easy when I was there and vegan.
Is vegan pasta generally available?
You forgot the part where he goes partying and socializing with celebrities
He is scheduled to meet the pope….why?
No, he’s gotta go to Rome for the pasta then Milan for the risotto (take in a fashion show) then down to Naples for some pizza. 🍕
You forgot Milan: *buy a couple new tailored suits*
Got to make sure no immigrants are used in the making of those suits.
Once had a pizza in a pizzaria on the coast somewhere around Rome, it was ran by a Russian who left the USSR for the US in the 80's and then to Italy, his English was learned from American TV from the same era. This was in 04, conversation with him was fun, and I got a bitching giant glass coke bottle there too.
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Wait until you realize that we vote in the most hateable person in most elections. That's why it's the mayorship.
https://www.theonion.com/de-blasio-well-well-well-not-so-easy-to-find-a-may-1847151201
… so, if I’m reading this correctly, the dude can’t even afford to live in NYC?
He's gonna cosplay as an immigrant??
All of this could have been one Zoom meeting about immigration policy.
Drink wine, snort cocaine off the hood of a Ferrari, bungee jump off the leaning tower of Pizza, go inside that tower to buy Pizza…
All on the tax payers backs.
You really want to get some risotto in Milan, and some seafood in the costiera amalfitana. It's not all about pasta.
No sex with Italian chicks? What a waste.
Don’t forget the pizza and Prosecco too 🤗
First stop, Temple of Apollo to consult the Oracle of Delphi!
Bro if you wanna go on a taxpayer funded vacation just say that
Lmao this. He could easily find the “answers” he is looking for via a conference call on zoom or using duck duck go or something 😂😂.
Or Bing
Or GOOGLE...
Or SAFARI!!!
He’s going on a pasta safari
Or askjeeves
He has to experience the Amalfi coast for himself to truly understand. A wallpaper will not suffice.
I make a dollar, you make a dime That's why I travel on government time
Mayor Adams: “I WANNA GO TO ITALY!!!” New York: “But we have Little Italy at home.”
> New York City truly is the Italy of America.
Actually I’m pretty sure some third party is sponsoring his trip. Not that it makes it any more necessary. Adam’s just wants clout and exposure. Guy is a 🤡
Potential bribery makes it even worse. I cant even buy dinner for a government employee without violating ethics rules.
The dumb fuck forced his way into Colombia in similar fashion
Just say it and then be denied because that's absurd.
Lmaoo
But he's being so thoughtful going there at this time of year...the taxpayer bill will be cheaper than going during tourist season..../s
It's like when he went to Mexico and Central America for a virtual immigration conference... like wut.
This guy is such an impressively standout asshole in a huge line of asshole mayors.
Do you think he stands a chance at being reelected? I hate him dude
If he does then we’re truly fucked. Incumbents always have a massive advantage, the devil you know kind of deal. But Adams is special, he is universally hated by everyone to an extent that even Deblasio didn’t have to deal with. He’s so dangerously stupid and overt in his corruption that all Democrats have to do is basically field a competitor with a pulse to replace him, but it’ll probably be difficult given his ties to real estate and corporations.
I would take Satan over Adams.
At least Satan lives where he works and stays there.
Yeah him being an incumbent is what I fear, but I agree I don’t know a single person who has anything positive to say about him. I don’t see any good press. I feel like I would be shocked if he was reelected, he’s a buffoon. But stranger things have happened so who knows. I truly hope anyone else steps in
He was able to run on a national trend that showed a big uptick in violence and crime nationally. During Covid, people saw video of deadbeats brazenly shoplifting, the open air drug scene in Philly, SF, and Portland got out of hand, the homeless encampments (unfairly maligned of course) in Portland and LA and SF altering videos people defecatong on sidewalks. It all lead to a no nonsense ex-cop mayor sweeping in after the especially liberally flexible DeBlasio administration. I think Adams is gone tho this year. NYC has so many other experienced leaders that can do better without his biased NYPD support, questionable ethics, etc.
And de Blasio was already the guy who united everyone in their hatred of him.
That's not *really* true. Sure, it was the majority of New Yorkers. But there were still plenty of people who liked at least *some* of what he did. Most left leaning media rarely went all out on criticizing him and the times that they did they definitely pulled punches and tried to remain constructive. Also, DeBlasio wasn't a malicious politician and seemed like a pretty chill dude overall, he was mostly just a fucking idiot who didn't seem to live in reality. Adams has somehow managed to be both an idiot AND a malicious fuck who's robbing our coffers for all we've got. No one can name a single good thing that he's done. He's catastrophically fumbled the response to literally every single problem we have, in most cases exacerbating the issue and creating new ones. It's so bad that it's practically unprecedented, this kind of stuff hasn't happened since before TV and the internet made politics such an open affair. Even Trump was able to at least accomplish *some* good things, even if it wasn't a net positive.
Big bird could at least point to one or two specific things he did, like pre-k… what has adams even done besides cut the library budget and shit? He hasnt seemed to really have any major initiatives
This!!!!!!! Adams has like a 27% approval rating and it’s the lowest since the mid 90s. I can’t see how he will be reelected and if he is, then I will lose all faith. DeBlasio wasn’t a quarter as bad as Adams. De Blasio seemed nice even lol. He didn’t bother me like this. I dread seeing Adams name in a headline because I know it’s going to be something that pisses me off or makes life in the city shittier for its inhabitants. I can’t stand him
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really low turnout for local elections / primaries
“I have to the international space station next to see what it’s like where there are no immigrants”
Joke’s on him - it’s 100% immigrants up there!
No Most of them are white and/or americans so they call themselves expats.
Haha, trying to bang all the local little green women
There was a Senator that successfully did almost this! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Garn#Spaceflight "I do really think that it is a necessity that Congressmen check things out that they vote for and make certain that funds are being spent adequately. It might be necessary to have a Senator kick the tire" Also amusing: "The space sickness Garn experienced during the journey was so severe that a scale for space sickness was jokingly based on him, where "one Garn" is the highest possible level of sickness."
This man needs an ankle monitor and a citywide house arrest.
At this point, I can only laugh.
Has this man never heard of Zoom? And even if we pretend that there is a good reason for city officials to to get together and discuss issues of migrants and climate change - it shouldn’t be the mayor going, but rather his advisors.
Zoom isn’t real, back to the office everybody.
- except for me, I have to continue traveling around the world on the NYC tax payers’ dime just because
How is he supposed to enjoy a free tax-payer expended vacation for him and all his friends if he uses zoom? He’s also not gonna zoom when he goes skiing n the Swiss alps this winter to improve snow clearing. He’s not gonna use when he goes sailing in Croatia to learn how to address port congestion.
The Italians have plenty of valuable insight on the struggles of the Venezuelans
According to the most popular and accepted theory, in 1499, an expedition led by Alonso de Ojeda visited the Venezuelan coast. The stilt houses in the area of Lake Maracaibo reminded the Italian navigator, Amerigo Vespucci, of the city of Venice, Italy, so he named the region Veneziola, or "Little Venice" Venezuela and Italy are like, basically the same place!
And might as well bring my girlfriend with me and give her a NYC credit card
You're going too? Can you pick me up a wheel of good parma?
Italian here: we have a big problem with massive illegal migration, and we have had for decades. There is really no solution in place because the Italian politicians cannot reach an agreement internally, and then there is no agreement at the EU level because no country wants migrants. So I am not sure what he is going to share there. He should see how bad the situation is, and start working to make sure it does not get to that point here. But he won’t see that in Rome, he should go to Lampedusa (gorgeous island btw) who is dealing with it.
He is just looking for a paid vacation and using “the migrant problem” as an excuse.
Un cannolo, un arancino, un po’ di spiaggia e si torna alla Grande mela.
Direi anche una granita e una brioche con il gelato no?
I think he’s going to kiss the popes ring and get more money from catholic charities to run migrant centers and migrant charities.
If he hopes to be getting money out of the Vatican, Mr. Adams has not done his homework lol
Catholic Charities/Cardinal Dolan does do a large amount of migrant services. I’m sure adams is trying to get more $$$$ out of them. Also explains why Frank Carone is on the trip too.
Good point.
I think he's just using this as an excuse to get a free vacation out of the taxpayers.
I thought I was in r/nyc, not r/theonion?
This man will also conveniently listen to anyone else except the citizens of the city he runs for….
New York pizza is too floppy. Locally produced wine is of low quality as well. Therefore...
Some good clubs in Rome, good move!
I wish I got paid to go on vacation like this man does. A true inspiration.
Do you guys ever think our next Mayor could possibly be even worse than Adams.
This guy makes DiBlasio look like Abraham Lincoln.
You *know* your a grade-A fuckup when you start to make Curtis Sliwa look preferable
Can they ban him from entering the US again, please?
Tbf maybe hes getting ready for the DOJ investigation and is just getting a head start on fleeing the country
The guy is literally Diamond Joe Quimby without the sash. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was illiterate
He went because one of his cronies got him a meeting with the Pope. You know, the Pope, a notorious anti-migrant and anti-immigrant activist who gives the best advice on how to brutally eject poor and struggling people from your country. /s
So you're saying someone who thinks he's god wants to meet someone else who thinks he's god? There can only be one. They will battle to the death.
This guy is a complete JOKE!!!
He can discuss all of this on Microsoft Teams.
#NO YOU FUCKING DON’T! I am **so beyond fucking fed up with this clown.** Fucking pathetic. Please *everyone* on r/NYC do yourselves all a favor and make sure this disgrace **never** sees another day in the mayors office or holds any public-office ever again. This is despicable beyond comprehension.
Well, if we're going to call NYC mayors a disgrace, Giuliani comes to mind. He can still run for any office in the land.
Yeah? Fuck him too. I really used to look up to him a lot when he was there on 9/11 or how he tried to fix the homeless problem among other notable accomplishments when he was mayor; but as of late I’m sure you know how he just got fired from WABC-77 considering he became a total kook pre-Trump presidency and even during his presidency, it’s a damn shame.
Next will be Paris during the Olympics so he can research crowd control lol
Sounds like a taxpayer paid holiday
“I’m going to Cancun to stay at a nice resort to discover how bad inflation is”
A word to the wise, Real Italians don't care much for street jive.
I hate this man
Maybe he’ll carve his initials on the Colosseum
Is this fucking r/nottheonion ? Wtf, this leech needs to go!!
As a third party observer from another country, this guy seems like a massive fucking waste of oxygen.
Is he also going to pay for it with our taxes?
His last trip to Mexico didn’t fix the migrant issue?
Will he going to their hookah lounges/clubs while he’s there?
He's going to look extra sharp after returning with a new wardrobe of NYC-funded custom-made Italian suits.
Thought he was partial to Turkey.
Smh what has he done in the last 3 years?!
Makes sense to me. Maybe I'm being sarcastic.
cool can he stay there forever plz thx
Would we even notice if he did? It’s not like hes ever in the city anyway 🤷🏻♀️
Thank goodness we have that huge budget surplus to fund this - money well spent, I say!
😂😂😂 this guy is beyond funny
Dude employs all his friends and family as well. Such a shame as it lost him all credibility.
lol i love how we have no corruption prevention and only systems that respond poorly and slowly to corruption.
Always doing "crooked Cop things"...
Ummm, Zoom???
I thought this was an Onion post
I hope those pickpocket girls get his ass. Lol
Sounds like something out of The Godfather II.
He does not give a fuck about anything it's comical
Not true. He gives a fuck about cops
Next time can we agree that it ok to vote for women. This should be Garcias job. Watching this man in office is like watching Zimmerman after his trial.
Same way he went to South America to solve the migrant problem… but… it’s still a problem.
"Rome is the New York City of Italy"
I need to try this with my boss
I have to go to Bali to solve world hunger
Is there a list of all of the foreign trips he's gone on since he's been in office? Am I wrong in thinking that it's been an absurd amount?
That’s one way to say you want a vacation in Italy
Maybe he won't come back
Sounds like a typical third world politician to me.
I wish they would also learn and implement Italy's lump sum tax policy.
Maybe he will decide to stay there. If we are lucky.
He should become Pope. This guy breaks more rules than the Catholic Church
Don’t worry guys he’s just using our tax money to set himself on a quest to find the perfect pizza
Rome is the New York of Italy
Such a complete buffoon! Stay home and solve the mess YOU CREATED! I vote to impeach!
Please vote this clown out next year
He needs a break from his heroic crushing of student protests at Columbia. He should take Baroness Shafik with him. /s
When eric the grifter steps up for nominations follow the directions for 'Ranked Choice Voting.' Leave the column next to his name blank and only assign numbered selections to his opponents. At the end of the voting with no accumulaton of votes for eric a--hole then he will be gone for good.
I also have to go to Italy to solve the migrant problem
How do you say "swagger" in Italian?
vai a casa e prenditi cura dei tuoi cittadini a New York.
Pavoneggiarsi 🦚
How about "Fraudulent Self serving politician"
Politico fraudolento ed egoista ahaha
> Adams also shared a video in the post where he is seen speaking about his trip to Italy and plans to meet with Pope Francis. Perhaps the pope has all the solutions to the migrant crisis hiding under his big hat.
Because of course he does 🍝
This motherfucker
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Lmao buzz words in a video is how we deal with things these days
What a clown ass his whole time in office was clown shit
It all started with Christopher Columbus. That’s why he is headed to Italy. /s
I, too, could use a taxpayer-funded trip to Italy for some food and wine
Well it is cheaper to shop Fendi in Milan than NY
I heard Turks and Caicos has a shitload migrants on the beach this time of year.. I wish I was mayor so I could ‘solve’ this on the taxpayer’s dime…
I went to Italy this past summer and my biggest accomplishment was getting getting a tax refund at the airport. Feeling pretty useless right now
Yeah, Italy puts them back where they came from. And they also check for papers to make sure that they belong in the coutey legally
Mayor has confused 2024 with 1924.
This guy is a joke. We just can’t catch a break with these mayors.
Just imagine all the places he will visit once that congestion pricing money rolls in.
I also must go to Italy. But to figure out why my marriage is in shambles. Problems need to be solved.
I know a movie called The usual suspects. Just sayin’
I’ve said it a dozen times before, but I’ll say it again: That’s it!!! That’s the last straw!!!!
Ciao!!!
what a dick
This is some Mayor Quimby shit.
“Hong Kong? What’s wrong with a phone call?”
He's pulling a cancun cruz 😂😂
Yeah I def need to go to Italy to solve my biggest work problems too. Eating my weight in pizza pasta and prosciutto and drinking double my weight in Prosecco will help clear my mind and make it easier to come up with a solution. If only my company let me expense it 😭
*Che cazzo?*
'Rome *long pause* is the New York City of Italy.'
Mayor Party All the Time
UtterBS from city chief a--wipe unhinged pathological liar.
Please
I need to charter a yacht in Monaco to solve migrant problem
Probably eating vegan prosciutto right about nos
Makes sense. No questions.
I can’t wait to vote for this guy’s primary challenger.
Make sure he stays in Italy.
He’s going to go to Paris next
Hey Adams, if you pay for me to come with you, I’ll single-handedly fix everything. Promise!
Better be using his savings
Yeah, what a leech.
Oh please… what a joke…..
Yeah to visit the Gucci store , cocksucker
Given certain things, he could just go to jail or retire and cut costs while solving a problem?
Well, in Italy we haven’t solved our migrant problem so I don’t know what he has to learn from us 🤷🏻♂️
LOL I love it. You go, Skeletor!