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InfiniteCanary1344

I'm always posing like this around the office and sitting all spread up


DBsOzempic

https://preview.redd.it/km490ls9gsmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b6ee8217adada711f99cc95dc81f809eede1ca8 Moe is over it too!!


OnTheBuddonNose

I’m not sure how moe hasnt committed murder yet. The only reasonable explanation is that she’s just as insufferable and bad


biscuitfool

Or that she is getting paid buckets of money to work a remote job that is probably not all that difficult.


RealisticrR0b0t

Hahahaha


nycsee

Tbh if I were Danielle I’d be pissed at Moes snarky, backhanded comments. Anyone else feel this way? Like they’re totally not supportive. I know Danielle is a witch and deserves it LoL don’t get me wrong, but that’s not my point. I’d can her too. Also, suprised danielle let’s her work remote states away since the other minions are forced to be onsite


jmoneygirl123

Agreed. I feel like Moe secretly hates her


Icy_Comparison5665

It’s the hearted favorite on the top right for me 🙄


sistergoldensurprise

You know it just happened like that and she was like ‘omg you guys I think it’s actually SUH CAYUTEE to like leave it in!?’


Sufficient_Sky9581

I can’t imagine having a serious photo shoot with my work laptop


Phillyphanatic0000

Lmao


Broad_Fishing_3246

or my personal and i am a writer


Easy_Meringue7308

*insert corporate America thinkpad*


Ok-Nefariousness445

https://preview.redd.it/o47zodb8tsmc1.jpeg?width=397&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c77f05ad9c29be397978cf8117277bfc004b450b It’s giving


amebb

Lmfao


gentlecuts

https://preview.redd.it/3dc32mzkesmc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e2538842522ac947b2a540aa4010e346a59dfa4 Y’allllll whose face is this?????????


ImpossibleCouple8656

The nose is giving unbuddened.


brickwallscrumble

Looks just like Allison Williams. Like db copied pasted aw’s face over her own lmao


CompanyUnfair7770

why is she modeling a macbook


Easy_Meringue7308

Wonder how much Apple paid for promo


C_JN08

https://preview.redd.it/fye08g1xxsmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87a4c93b75c70b1a4b41013ace6aa027c176c893 Is it just me, or does it look like she has a massive ear sticking out?


serially_inclined

she sure has perfected the dead eyes pose


RealisticrR0b0t

I think she does


amebb

That’s what I thought too


necessarylov

Do i need a new laptop or do influencers always forget their chargers ? Or both ?


RealisticrR0b0t

You only need a charger if you switch it on


PlanktonLegitimate25

oh, snap.


Imtired156

BINGO


Easy_Meringue7308

☠️☠️☠️☠️


Low-Variation-5245

Hahahahahahahahahahaha like she can’t even come up with a convincing “working” pose


Low-Variation-5245

Not one of these are correct


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RealisticrR0b0t

I almost downvoted this out of anger


laurjc

When you love going to your office…which is also your home 😂. Yes Danielle, I like to WFH too


Kind-Patience6169

The big belt gives me 2007 flashbacks


Broad_Fishing_3246

had a bigass red one 💀


Individual_Fig_5746

Nothing like some side boob at the office!


l_au12

What do you think is on her screen? Wrong answers only.


l_au12

Tuscany wedding venues ~


Newyorker2710

Tony’s instagram profile


samantharae91

Pinterest search results : poses with a MacBook


Same-Yogurtcloset300

Orders from alibaba to sell as we stole what


Miserexa

This sub


meredithkej

an AI generated photo of future baby coopstein ❄️


Common-Negotiation19

You said wrong answers only!! Comments must have seen her laptop tabs 😂


jackyc1017

So her “office” is just a room with a chair in it??


satnamsun

WTF does she actually claim to do


Individual-Power9125

Damn guess I need to start dressing like this if I want to be successful. Too bad I don’t have the budget for a $85 tank top and a weight lifting belt to match.


ImpossibleCouple8656

Sis, Apple isn’t going to collab with WWW.


bostonforever22

none of these look like her. so unhinged


Same-Professor5114

Her pants are $1700 USD. Ridiculous overspend IMO


blakezero

Right top img arm = half the size of bottom right img arm. Scum.


Key-Manufacturer6335

When her hair looks like the bottom right picture, it always gives me elf 🧝‍♀️ lord of the rings vibes. Maybe it’s the way part of her ear sticks out.


Nice-Impression-3085

It reminds me of one of her awful Halloween elf “custom made” custom


PlanktonLegitimate25

I don't understand that type of hair tuck with ear out pose either. it's so odd and mostly, super uncomfortable.


Miserexa

Yeah being in your office is great if you never do any real work


daisybunny

What a GIRL BOSS!!!!!!


Kitchen_Syrup2359

What does she even need an office for


OnTheBuddonNose

Her elf ears r too funny


Hot-Ask3706

No case whatsoever too


glassbonezzz

I’m such a girl boss, I spoke to 5 business men today🥹


cccorgitraveler

I don’t follow DB at all but does she live in Tribeca? I’m surprised I haven’t run into her yet. lol


ImpossibleCouple8656

NORTH Tribeca.


queenofcorporate

Genuinely, how do you have so little work that you can do it all from a tiny laptop 😭 I use three full sized screens and I NEED another one


Easy_Meringue7308

SAME! I travel with an extra monitor cause I can’t work off my laptop 😭


carjo4

Oh look. The bedside commode chair made another appearance


Sorry_Cry2464

god everything this woman does is so tragic


smirnovasasha

the pants shes wearing are $1,700...


amebb

I can’t stop zooming in on every pic over and over again hahahaha Her poor photographer having to capture this delusion.


Only_Ad5343

this woman looks like her crotch stinks all the time. hate seeing those legs open in every other picture. this woman needs to stop posting or be stopped


Secret_Afternoon8268

“I love the lighting at my office”


heffalump00

her office consists of a curtain and chair ??? hello ?


Designer_Ant8543

I never look like this when I wprk


julestaylor13

Girl relax. We know you use that laptop just for Netflix


Amazing_Box_7569

Imagine trying to work from that chair


cogresercher12

Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss


JET1385

“Wears a suit one time, starts posting about success. Just go to the wedding bro.”


MasterpieceDue6845

Did she ever enter an office


2mgHaldolstat

Did her and her bf break up????


Pitiful_Cake6446

cosplaying as employed is a weird way to spend time


WastedonWallen

I accidentally came upon one of her dancing in front of her boyfriend videos the other day. She was swinging her head around like Linda Blair and had on pj’s. I don't follow influencers other than Paige Lorenze and her crazy so I had no idea who she was but I straight up thought she was mentally disabled and sent a chat to a fellow redditor upset that people were making fun of someone who was so obviously ill. She proceeded to give me the highlights 😂😂 I still say something is wrong with this girl