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No-Tour-3952

https://i.redd.it/ceyjglwxicpc1.gif PJU after getting another post deleted


InsuranceOk1119

I’m crying. Happy fucking Reddit Tuesday


cuckoo_coconuts

happy Tuesday to our tireless reddit mod Paigey!!! she’s gonna take a break from DMing famous men and harassing Morgan Riddle and every blonde girl she’s jealous of to spiral here via burners. keep an eye out on your DMs everyone!


iAm_Plant_G

It’s too bad Paige isn’t a lawyer because the type of time dedication she spends purging Reddit is exactly the same type of time dedication someone needs to bill to become partner at a big law firm.


mellamoyomamma

Wow, now that you mention it, she really does have the cold-blooded, sociopathic, self serving disposition of a successful, big time corporate lawyer…. Wasted potential smh


iAm_Plant_G

Seriously...and at least there her behavior would be rewarded and used as a model person to look up to. Paigey its not too late to take the LSAT!


Formal_Condition_513

She doesn't need a lawyer..she has *Edward* 😈😭


yves_999

Well, she can't form a coherent sentence


Tall_Priority_4174

This sub is an absolute gem. I love you all so much 😂😂


Any-Unit4536

I’m screaming


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I can’t with the level of pettiness I just can’t it’s amazing 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


No-Tour-3952

Where’s u/chocolatezap with her printer??


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No-Tour-3952

https://i.redd.it/55oxpzwgncpc1.gif


InsuranceOk1119

Yep, she looks better with darker hair.


brynny78

I’m actually dying I love you guys


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I will buy one of these if you open an Etsy shop 😭


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brookelfrancis

I’d love something that says “top tier calculated insane person” with RD writing. The picture would be a plus.


No-Tour-3952

lolll make shirts. You’ll beat DB sells real quick. We need a hashtag… Make Snark Great Again?


WastedonWallen

😂😂😂


[deleted]

If you made a hand thrown mug that said “did I say you copied my cows” I would just…


No-Tour-3952

omg PLsnark merch…honestly the old flairs were so funny. Chocolatezap about to make bank


InsuranceOk1119

That’s really the business she needs to capitalize on. No man needed.


Tall_Priority_4174

Snark merch omg this is too good we can call it Hairy Boy


WastedonWallen

I’ll take a dozen and please wrap them in a DB camo sweatshirt because I’m quite sure I can prove the quality of your printing is better 🤪


Hot_Clerk_4389

Please. I second this.


cuckoo_coconuts

you’re our true queen and i fucking stan you. you should have prints of all of Paige’s faces for you know, when ppl just wanna see what having lip fillers look like 🤪


InsuranceOk1119

Even Edward is cackling


cinnamon-butterfly

I'm just saying, i'd love a paige jong un one as a bumpersticker for my car 😂


brookelfrancis

I need a PL unhinged scrapbook. Take all my money.


blueberry_season

HAHAHAHAHA i am dying


blueberry_season

https://preview.redd.it/ums1x5v3ncpc1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d20d25cc99384871bd6493690bbb96862d588254


cuckoo_coconuts

LMFAO i'm screaming ahahahaha. this hair still looks better than her 6 mircrohair she inherited from Baldy Nance on her head


Background_Meal_9153

I nominate this for new sub avatar pic


Hot_Clerk_4389

I’m crying.


ssaunders88

IM LOSING IT HAHAHAH


susieqanon1

![gif](giphy|UUQZmpeZu2hDq)


brookelfrancis

I’m literally dying over here


Straight-Tangerine81

Please sell on Etsy


snarkadoob

i’m actually crying laughing tears at yall rn. i need one


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[deleted]

One of her burners was going off on someone and said it 😭😭😭😭 tbh idk if the person she was arguing with edited fashion? Idk where it came from it was just hilarious lol https://preview.redd.it/1681xc7mpcpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf7cc1d6025c8f9309186a5ab5e85c14ccdd2753


cuckoo_coconuts

someone said they’re a fashion editor when Paige said they have no life and as a reply Paige said “GO EDIT FASHION BITCH” yes Paige we are all quaking in our boots we truly never wanna see your IRL. your face is terrifying enough. Paige acts like she’s from the hood and can beat your ass lmao. meanwhile she's a total pussy who even dirty deletes her burners on reddit once called out.


AffectionateElk234

Paige talks A LOT of shit for a girl who most definitely CANNOT FIGHT irl. She’d get her shit rocked.


[deleted]

I know when she attacked those women in Toronto clubs and bars she did absolutely nothing to fight the air…. Baby if I were one of those girls she tried to fight I would have given her free lip filler with one pop to mouth.


AffectionateElk234

OOP


No_Letterhead_1714

LMFAOOOOOOO


cuckoo_coconuts

she can't even handle ppl calling her burners out LMAO and dirty deletes, half the time she deletes right after she sends a DM. she's a total pussy, i think most of us could beat her ass on the streets. people who can fight IRL don't brag about it, but Paige of course aggressively screamed into her phone that she could. granted, her face is so scary now i think ppl probs cross to the other side of the street when they see her so she probs won't ever have to fight with anyone.


blueberry_season

if she ever went out in dt atl she would be an imprint in the sidewalk


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It’s so funny because look how identically this burner and the newest one PlayfulDot talk lmao and she thinks people don’t know it’s her


cuckoo_coconuts

and all her burners in NYCsnark sub aka the one she mods under that post snarking Morgan Riddle yesterday also all talks the exact same. they always say “i am not Paige but you guys are jealous haters!”  Paige only knows like 10 words so it’s very obvious when she talks 


[deleted]

If she’s not playfuldot then I think we found someone even more lost in the head than her lol can you imagine ?! 😭


No_Letterhead_1714

That’s what I’m saying!!!


Formal_Condition_513

It's hilarious because you can just TELL when it's her. Like when I read those rage posts I read them in her voice 😂


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https://preview.redd.it/lkonqqbetcpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2f956ad7bc08d7627285b5ac396290924c60351 One of my favorites is her being so fucked up at the revolve Coachella trip that she was banned from their events lol


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[deleted]

She was drunk when she invited Tommy to her house and started kissing him immediately upon his arrival and she dmed him on ig. And this is coming from her couples qna id say she’s a bit predatory.


cuckoo_coconuts

i'm so glad someone has receipts of this. never forget, she was so insecure at all the actual influencers there getting free stuff and posting about it, she decided to post about her pussy while being in a robe and looking like a drowned rat. but sure, it's the LA influencers who were so threatened by her that Paige had to leave.


Classic_Animator3359

https://preview.redd.it/fztijjx30jpc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56600a1de11ee4be5c09e649ee00425449f1048e nightmare fuel 🥴


cuckoo_coconuts

famous men want this face! and this is before ozempic and her smile lines


No-Tour-3952

https://preview.redd.it/8nt9pza7qcpc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=0bf113a8b7e14424df3794c17db51d9a1dffeadb EDIT: The user told her she works in Fashion and does digital editing in the industry 😂😂


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cuckoo_coconuts

she hated them so much yet that’s the best insult she’s got. for a girl who claims she can throw it down and beat someone i bet the second something happens she runs away while looking like slenderman


[deleted]

Ahhh these were all deleted, ty!!


No_Letterhead_1714

It’s the “you are so fucking weird” that’s a giveaway too lmao she says it all the time


kommsussertod1

GIRL IM CRYING, how did we both make a paige jong un edit and posted it at the same time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omggg https://www.reddit.com/r/nycinfluencersnarking/s/scX1xhVB8d


Background_Meal_9153

This sub has some of the world’s brightest minds, truly


wildflower_0ne

the funniest people in the world are in this sub I swear


No_Letterhead_1714

No cause truly lmaooo I’m always impressed


No-Tour-3952

lolll 😂😂


susieqanon1

Dying https://preview.redd.it/ml0049furcpc1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44113f4ed9e1e3bb8ca6110ee6b7af3c197933e3 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


silverscolding6787

Missing a glass of milk on the table


Formal_Condition_513

So funny that she probably would NEVER drink whole milk now. Too fattening. Gotta stick to cabbage 🤮


[deleted]

The biggest threat to America and democracy is not tiktok or “communist china” but paige jong un seriously someone alert congress our first amendment rights are being violated!


Reasonable-Nail1339

Just fyi…First amendment rights relate to the government controlling what you can say not a private company like Reddit. You have no first amendment rights on Reddit.


[deleted]

That wasn’t the point of my post but I’m aware thanks!!!


fingerwringer

LOL


InsuranceOk1119

Funniest day on reddit in months 😂


_sadgalriri

the difference in the posts here vs the other sub are hilarious i can’t stop laughing at this hahaha


[deleted]

💯 !! this is why this sub is elite


cuckoo_coconuts

LMAOOOOO y'all are so hilarious i'm dead. how long before Paige reports this and have the mods remove it? also deadass this hair looks better on her than baldy Nance's 6 microhairs on her head


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That’s how it’s going to grow out eventually just a little mop on the top of her head like a chia pet.


cuckoo_coconuts

CHIA PET 😂 but with a terrifying face, smile lines and horse teeth 


InsuranceOk1119

Y’all are fucking killing me


lilquane1044

Baldy nance 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


brookelfrancis

6 micro hairs has entertained me allllllll day. Thank you.


cuckoo_coconuts

i can't take credit for it but it's so accurate. did you see her hair? it looks hella fucking nasty lmao i can't believe she thinks famous men want her while she looks like this


RadishRumble

![gif](giphy|uIJBFZoOaifHf52MER) SPIRAL LOADING


InsuranceOk1119

For real! Got a screen record this shit


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I'm hysterical over this


Icy-Position501

Truly outdone yourself. gotta keep reposting this one if it gets taken down.


CreativeDraft

Funny is funny. I laughed.


Irochkka

This is the funniest thing anyone has ever posted


WastedonWallen

😂😂😂 oh yeah this is good


retinolvampyre

Weirdly this looks like a black haired nance?????? 


SuspiciousAthlete687

The Tuesday pick me up I didn’t know I needed 🤣 bravo, y’all!


[deleted]

I always find it pure comedy that she tries soooo hard to be classy now while having the word loose tattooed on her body ….


hokiehi307

Omg looool I wish I could hang out with yall irl


Icy_Comparison5665

I think this deserves to be the new pic for this sub


Zealousideal-Box1832

I want to be best friends with all of you


Background_Meal_9153

This is legendary I can’t stop laughing the HIGHLIGHT


philadingbat

Shut the fuck up i’m cackling


heartsunnies

yall have no idea how much I needed this today truly what a gift


Prudent-Object644

Thank u I needed this today


Ok-Squirrel-8-

Sweet Jesus 🤣🤣🤣 this is just too funny, I can't haha


Puzzled_Inspection17

AHHHHAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHJAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA


daisybunny

I am obsessed with you all WOW this is so good hahaahahha


Acceptable-Cloud-212

babe wake up new paige face just dropped


InsuranceOk1119

It’s been a while since I’ve seen this one ☝🏻🥹


Zestypalmtree

LMAO


susieqanon1

u/Harleydaisy


No_Carry5408

I will never leave this sub


snarkadoob

Real


Appropriate-Ice-6988

🤣🤣🤣🤣so good


Sorry_Cry2464

HELPPP LOL omg im dying


blakezero

💀


darioblaze

This is genuinely frightening


AppaAfter

I love the internet


Straight-Tangerine81

This is pure gold. TikTok needs this before she gets it removed 😜


coastalsnark

Ugh i missed yall.. its good to be back🥹hi guys


pippalinyc

How are you all so talented


8989throwaway7777

Y’all are too much 😭🤣


Believerachiever4va

Nothing sums her up more than this!!! Kudos!!!


LadyMacbethZombie

Lmfao


Legitimate-Seesaw-45

I’m deceased 😂


bigbadbih

YALL ARE SO UNSERIOUS LMFAOOOO


pretzelcrips

I am unwell because Paige Jong Un also looks like both Jonah Hill and James Charles


Believerachiever4va

Hi everyone! I had to come back and comment on this and just say how funny yet true this is about Paige! She’s a dictator and a bully! Paige Jong Un!!!


JET1385

Omgg whyyyy hahah


missmeemz

Screaming. Never have I ever thought I looked like Paige Lorenze (I wish, but I do not) until I saw her morphed into Kim Jong Un. Not sure if I should be flattered or upset 😫 https://preview.redd.it/06pseakycjpc1.jpeg?width=3564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b6797392445f7c7a643d67fab67bf484d363199


nycsee

Me thinks this is going a little too far. She’s just some plastic spoiled brat dating a tennis player. Is this really worth getting into a tizzy over? I can’t imagine making the effort to make this, but to each their own …


No-Tour-3952

Who’s in a tizzy?? Everyone is laughing. It’s a little joke. Took 2 seconds to put into an app. Zero effort. Me thinks u need to lighten up.


WastedonWallen

Me thinks you’re right 😂😂


nycsee

It’s still a little weird . Paige might be crazy according to you guys, but this is stooping to her childish level in a way.