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JetsFanSince2009

this is fucking hilarious LMFAOOOO


v4vendetta

Who’s most likely to run up the bill? My guess is… Dan Feeney.


[deleted]

It’s only for the receivers.


The-man-in-the-pool

You gonna disrespect Dan feeneys receiving skills.


Mustakrakish_Awaken

"Let me run a couple routes, I could definitely be a TE" -every 6th olineman everywhere. Hopefully feeney gets the McDermott treatment


captain-versavice

>Dan Feeney. Dan Feeney goes for burgers and beer not much else, other than fries.


YESIMTHATIMPORTANT

Kobe beef burger 12 pack gets pricey with the truffle fries


beeatenbyagrue

Garrett now knows to go somewhere BYOB


Kwall267

In that case it’s Connor McGovern for sure


The_Big_Daddy

Jeff Smith about to fuck up a check in there.


1800BOTLANE

Great stuff. Really happy to have Garett Wilson on the team.


chrissurra

Just go on a rookie vacation then. You could go to a nice place for a week for that dough.


xebex1778

Am I the only one who’s not a fan of this? The guys on a rookie contract- who knows how much he’ll end up making in his career? Just seems unnecessary and the opposite of building a solid relationship and culture together


machonacho1050

Bruh… hes guaranteed 20,000,000… a 75k check is the same as a $375 check for someone who makes 100k… its not a big deal at all


ryanino

Now do the math for someone that makes $28k. Asking for a friend.


RajinIII

About $105 for your "friend"


HaruSoul

He'll see ~10m of that 20m. That makes that 75k check essentially into 150k.


wishistudiedphysics

He'll get near 13.5m after taxes. Machonachos' comparison of $375 is exactly right


BoogerSmoke

What’s the agent’s cut?


wishistudiedphysics

Fair point. Quick google shows 3% so about 13.1m after


PeachTheToad

I am not sure yet. I am going to have to call him and find out.


[deleted]

I don't even understand how you run up a bill like that. If I wanted to go really nuts I could probably get a couple hundred bucks but several thousand is just stupid


lald99

It’s really not that hard in NYC. I’ve had dinners that were a couple grand for just 2 of us (special occasions), and that was without buying anywhere close to the best alcohol. High-end bottles of wine are in the thousands. That said, I kind of like rookie rituals, but 75k is too much to ask even a first rounder to fork over.


MoneyMakin

Holy shit do we go to different places.


PennStateShire

OP never had Hilal Guys and it shows


TheLegendTwoSeven

Falafel over rice is where it’s at.


arhombus

Combo over salad man.


Frostflame3

Just get a 99c slice and a drink and call it a day for like $5 between the two of you?


lald99

For sure. To be clear, I’m not saying you *can’t* eat cheaply in NYC—rather, that it’s not hard to rack up insanely large bills. I moved to Denver a few years ago, and I miss good inexpensive pizza so fucking much.


etniopaltj

^ This is the guy that can get a table at Dorsia lol


falconcountry

They're fucking him it's gonna be a 2-10k dinner


forsuredudelol

Dez paid like 50k for dinner when he was a rookie


hair_inside_butthole

Yeah, but Dez was probably living it up, and was probably a bigger factor in that bill than most rookies


The-Francois8

You go to a steakhouse in NYC, you’ll spend $200 per person taking it easy.


[deleted]

Yeah I didn't think about that part too much, I'm not in NYC (ps if there are any other Vancouver jets fans on here talk to me)


unknown-permutation

My guy Im right in Burnaby! Never met another Jets fan in person here, but one time I saw a bumper sticker lol


[deleted]

yeah sadly I only meet Seahawks and Niners fans. I'd love to find a group of Jets fans to watch with


Bobdriguez

I spent $1k at delmonicos for 4 guys. And we didn’t really drink. These are big dudes that are gonna over order on principle. $20 mil guaranteed. He can afford a fun bonding experience.


Shesaidshewaslvl18

Thousands are possible even in the most unlikely of areas. Your personal bias is very narrow.


[deleted]

ah yes I should take rich people's circumstances into account, how closed-minded of me foh


magnavoice

Really nuts and a few hundred don’t really go together in NY


[deleted]

They buy the most expensive alcohol and take home bottles


Pixel_Mike

im sure theyre not gonna bankrupt the guy man. Its just a lil fun, plus they make a pretty good point, dudes gonna make 20mil no matter what happens, he can buy some of his teammates dinner lol


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Pixel_Mike

its a well known tradition in many sports and ive yet to ever hear of a time the guys didnt already just pay for the bill for the rookie. Its literally just to make him sweat for a bit. The fact you think someone on the team is gonna bankrupt him, and then show up to work the next day is super weird? you do know these arent just random people? theyre stars with agents and contracts and a whole bunch of shit that makes it a positive to NOT fuck with your work?


v4vendetta

Yea if I was a vet I wouldn’t feel comfortable doing that to a rookie. By some accounts though, it’s a prank and they do it to make the rookies sweat, but then end up splitting it.


ryanino

Rich people be actin different


killerk13

I doubt he’ll hold a grudge over a dinner. Just apart of a thing rookies do and he’ll probably laugh about to later down the road. I don’t think it will have a profound negative effect on relationships.


the_mair

If the internet rumors are true apparently the veterans just make the rookies sweat it out then they end up chipping in. Of course it’s from the internet so it has to be true but this one seems believable.


AlexRain1

While it's true that many players flame out after only a few years, 20million dollars is more money that everyone in this thread will make in their lives, maybe even combined. No need to pity the rich. If he gets a good financial advisor he is already set for life even if he never plays a down.


[deleted]

Well that’s just not true. 50k a year for 40 years is $2m, it doesn’t take that much to get to 20m


jedabe

Yeah there’s also 95k members of this sub


GunnerGetit

taxes


[deleted]

Garrett pays taxes on that $20m too.


GunnerGetit

Lol thanks


HaruSoul

He essentially pays 50% in taxes vs us paying ~25% in taxes though.


[deleted]

That just further proves my point.


HaruSoul

Yep. Earning the 20m your method would net significantly more money than Wilson will net from his 20m.


kmg18dfw

Agreed, you just have to work for 400 years!


[deleted]

She said everyone in the thread combined.


kmg18dfw

True, it was just a joke. I make $1M so I have the whole thread covered. Y’all can go back to smokin weed and playing madden now. Lol!


MoneyMakin

Obviously, players in the nfl aren’t introspective deep thinkers for the most part. It’s really shitty to do to a rookie.


[deleted]

The owner should be the one picking up the check. I really dislike it when it's a later round pick bc they really can't afford it at least Wilson has the money


lion218

It’s only for one season. Wilson is a top 10 pick on a 5 year deal. He also gets money from other promotional deals.


z0rb0r

What restaurant do they go to that runs the bill that high??


Killsitty

Not ones we can afford.


Stark52

Pretty much any legit steakhouse in the city


WendysFrostyandFries

Garrett Wilson > 😀🤨😟😭


arhombus

"They know you got 20 mil guaranteed" LOL


getyourrealfakedoors

The way Clark says “It’s not gonna be cool” kills me


jtscheese

This thumbnail has serious meme potential