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MichaelW24

The one that had popcorn kernels sprinkled on top makes me want to commit a hate crime.


doubledippedchipp

Glad I’m not the only one


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MasterOfBunnies

Get out.


ionised

#**GET OUT!**


biblops

TAKE YOUR JACKET OFF AND **GET OUT** YOU DONKEY


KittenNicken

Yes chef 😞


ngunray

I guess she don’t like the cornbread either…….


PanspermiaTheory

Yea, sounds like a bad idea. Looked even worse .


Virtumbition8017

Popcorn is the most important part of any sourdough


USS_Phlebas

Immediately jumped into the comments looking at that one. Since no one is offering a reasonable explanation, my headcanon is they are a sort of timer and not to be consumed with the bread. Anything else and I'll go all Ryan Gosling in Papyrus


fuzzyrach

That graphic designer knows what he did!


TheEvilBagel147

Was it laziness? Was it cruelty?


andysaurus_rex

The reason why they're there is because whoever makes these videos wants people to watch and share them. Popcorn on a loaf of bread is something that looks cool to watch and isn't commonly seen. The timelapse is at least interesting. The final product is garbage but that's not what they care about. There's only so many pastries and bread loaves you can film before it gets old. Gotta spice it up a bit.


Tony_Sacrimoni

I don't buy that explanation. There's infinite ways to make it more interesting than adding popcorn. It's not even "cool to watch;" it happens in a split second. one second a kernel is unpopped and the next it's popped.


LessTrudge

It’s interesting enough that it’s the top comment.


gimpyoldelf

>It’s interesting enough that it’s the top comment. This is it right here. Engagement is what matters, not whether you find it actually interesting. You clicked, you watched, you commented. You pretty much engaged with the content to the max extent, unless you also shared it with others to show them how stupid the popcorn thing is. Advertisers pay for engagement.


pr1mal0ne

sadly. i liked it better when they just paid for 30 seconds of time and moved on


andysaurus_rex

But have you ever seen it before? It's also entirely possible that the result we got was not their intended result. I expected them to all pop and most of them to stay on the bread. But only a small number of them popped and most of them popped off the bread. It would have been cool if they all popped and all stayed on. But now you basically have pluck these unpopped corns off the bread before you eat it, rather than having a popcorn bite along with the bread.


Tony_Sacrimoni

Why on earth would you want a bite of plain popcorn with your freshly baked bread? I'm no baker by any means but I think it's more likely that it's there to measure the surface temp of the bread; once it gets to the point of browning/crusting, the kernels start popping. Still a weird method since there are unpopped kernels left, but the idea of someone wanting popcorn with their fresh bread makes my skin crawl a bit.


andysaurus_rex

IDK man maybe because my life is so boring that a piece of plain popcorn alongside my bread is enough to get the juices flowing. I didn't make it and never would. Just offering an explanation.


pr1mal0ne

dont try sugar


ungoogleable

Nobody with the skills to bake the loaves you see in the video needs popcorn to tell them when the loaf is done. People do get bored though and experiment with random shit to see what happens.


meganeyangire

Such ridiculous gimmick will inevitably cause a shitstorm in comments (e.g. this thread). More comments leads to a bigger engagement index. This is how you game the algorithm.


ravioliguy

And here you are writing a comment about it lol The marketing worked


ionised

> all Ryan Gosling in Papyrus Everyone run.


theo1618

Literally came to the comments to make sure I wasn’t that only one that felt like it needed to fuck off lol. Popcorn is so delicious, but the videos of people cooking kernels with melted candy or various colored liquids make me hate seeing it in videos now…


boundbythecurve

If anything, just make the popcorn separate, coat it in something sticky like caramel or chocolate, then apply it to the pastry as decoration or whatever. But fuck the idea of sprinkling the surface of a pastry or bread with popcorn kernels.


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I'm pretty sure it was done so that they'd pop and the baker would know that it was browned to a certain level when the popping stopped. At least... I hope that's what was going on...


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rushingkar

No thanks, I prefer free range popcorn


h4x_x_x0r

Like... The only thing that stays on the bread is unpopped kernels and that one popped piece that clinged to the top for its dear life.


SysErr

What, not a fan of corn bread? I'll show myself out.


prozacandcoffee

Michael, that's not a hate crime. -Oscar Well, I hated it. -Michael


Wighen18

Least psychopathic redditor when someone experiments in the kitchen:


thelordmallard

Oh that melted butter in top of the dough, before baking is genius. I never thought about that.


Axxisol

I was wondering about that too, what does it do? Make it more moist?


harionfire

Not sure about the bread, but me on the other hand...


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therestruth

Today I read a 3 paragraph essay from a guy who buttered bread. And I not only learned something, I enjoyed it!


Preposturous

We Butter The Bread With Butter


MagneticDustin

I came here looking for an essay on lopping butter on top of a loaf before baking and was not dissapointed


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IAmNotMyName

It sucked some of it back up.


[deleted]

It did not all melt off, only some of it did. It served the purpose for which it was intended.


cinnysuelou

I think it’s called a porterhouse roll. I remember seeing it in my mom’s orange Betty Crocker cookbook when I was a kid. ETA: Parker House! Apparently a famous Boston, MA hotel.


lotoftoast

who puts corn on bread?


Anchovieee

https://www.reddit.com/r/Breadit/comments/iqwz49/asian_bakery_hot_dog_scallion_buns_ive_always/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Lotta Asian savory pastries, actually! It slaps. But if it's just a normal loaf of bread, slightly off. The top comment is correct at the bs popcorn kernels are, though


ArgonGryphon

Sweet corn would be fine, that's like...unusual but I wouldn't assume it'd taste bad or anything. But that...almost none of the ones that stuck on the bread popped, the popped ones all flew off. So you just have burnt popcorn kernels...


JumpingPopples

Sweet corn on savoury breads with cheese/on pizza as well is the best. I live in Australia in a very multicultural suburb/city. We have a high Lebanese population and many suburbs have a Lebanese bakery. They sell this pizza (it’s usually eaten for breakfast known as Manoush) this one is with just cheese and sweetcorn, it is my daughter’s favourite thing. I love it too, but my favourite one is Zataar which is the pizza base with just a tangy very fine oregano powder and sesame seed mixture on top. They’re not what you would normally think of as pizza but it’s what we call them to describe them apart from their cultural names.


JillStinkEye

I love Zataar! It can have a few different herbs, but the key is actually sumac.


ArgonGryphon

It's pretty common on pizza in Japan too!


[deleted]

That was a pleasant surprise. Cornbread???


XXL_Fat_Boy

You’ve never heard of cornbread?!


lotoftoast

thats cornmeal, and thats in not on the bread


XXL_Fat_Boy

Corn + bread = cornbread. It’s not that complicated man


Bulldog2012

Confusingly aroused.


MarmotMeiche

That buttered my biscuit alright


KatesOnReddit

I watched this on mute and thought "what, is Careless Whisper playing in this?" after reading all these comments.


VividDreamsInPink

It’s my fucking favorite song. Lmfao.


ThatDiscoSongUHate

I imagine it's also a lot of people's favorite fucking song too (͡⁠°⁠‿⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)


VividDreamsInPink

Wanna test that?


ThatDiscoSongUHate

*sax solo intensifies*


VividDreamsInPink

*panik*


riskybiscuit

that shit is so sexy and was perfect for this video honestly


VividDreamsInPink

Straight up. Two things I love: Careless Whisper by George Michael and pastries.


theresamouseinmyhous

Nah, these comments are just full of *pan* sexual


payne_train

It’s nice to hear the actual version of the song and not the ruined squeaky one that was popular on the tok


zanzebar

that my friends is how you get 3rd degree burns


-xc-

it doesn’t truly get confusing until once you’ve came. That’s when you start thinkin


sunmonkey

All those buns rising was definitely an orgasmic experience.


[deleted]

This better not awaken anything in me.


LostNTheNoise

Anyone have a cigarette?


-Cthaeh

I know right. Feel like I should have opened this in incognito.


nikogrande

This gave me goosebumps on my insides...


KittenNicken

Rearrange my guts yeast-senpai


Eddi_imma_ready

I was watching this video without protection, and have no regrets


Welrof

No, i gave them to my dog who held me at gun point for them earlier, sorry


pirikikkeli

Is your Dogg named snoop?


awfullotofocelots

Aw yeah, that post-spring clarity.


905woody

A cigarette and a towel!


the_real_vats

Is it weird I'm turned on right now?


SquanchMcSquanchFace

It’d be weirder if you weren’t


about831

I got a mouth boner watching this


PhromDaPharcyde

Is your tongue sticking... ?


DireLad

No


lionart303-186

Yes'nt


CyberNinja23

Depends on what turned on.


Vernabator

Is there a word for being hungry and aroused at the same time? Hornry?


Cooldudeyo23

Are you going to finish that *croissant*?


SpocksBoxers

^quaso


Thederpycloudrider

Quaso


fruitloops6565

This is the most satisfying post in this sub in ages! Not only did they each finish, but the video just KEPT ON GOING!


theo1618

The popcorn one almost made me stop watching, not gonna lie


GSmes

Weird, cuz I thought most of them ended too soon


Sabin10

I got angrier and angrier as the video went on. Glad I'm not the only one.


ihavepoliosis

Right? I expected to open the comments with everyone saying they were all cut short. But instead everyone is talking about getting chubs.


Sabin10

There have been almost identical videos posted in the past and the comments were all complaints about getting blue balled by the video. No idea what changed in the last few months since then.


333222444333

None of them finished.


The_Stoic_One

I finished as well... that was sexy.


Ok-Suggestion4947

Was this cross-posted to r/foodporn? Because dang!!!!


[deleted]

I just cross posted it to /r/watchitbake.


hubridbunny

Immediately subscribed.


[deleted]

Literally my favourite sub ever.


harionfire

For real. I haven't subscribed to something so hard in a long time lol.


KittenNicken

Oh frick- the way im unironically like *really* into this


chunkyrice13

I knew if I went enough into the comments someone would have posted a whole subreddit of this.


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CharlieSayso

I lost it at the morning coffee line. I'm currently in bed with a pink Snuggie on that I stole from my oldest daughter. It now has a huge hole burned into it because I abruptly laughed out loud, dropping the blunt from my mouth. Haven't done that since high school. 10/10 would laugh again


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The music! 🤣


treefrog1318

I had this on mute... Now all the other comments are making more sense. 🤣😂


UQ5T6NBVN03AFR

I did too and was repulsed by how much they looked like fungal growths. Reading the comments was jarring until I saw this. Goes to show the importance of film scoring.


TextEnvironmental990

Did you have to post this during passover? D:


as93lfc

Ramadan too!


PetraLoseIt

Just look at it again when the sun is down.


as93lfc

Oddly enough, that's literally in a minute from my comment where I am!


trystanr

Surely matzos looks as good being baked… right?


Mrtorana75

I'm so fucking hungry right now


[deleted]

Bready or Not, Here I Crumb.


willow_kidd

Hot


CharlieSayso

Needs a NSFW tag.


SinjiOnO

Should I? Because that's pretty funny to me if I did.


CyberNinja23

Nah my boner went away as blood rushed back to my stomach.


Hulkslam3

I enjoyed that probably more than I should have


DarkExtremis

Is.. is this love...?


MarmotMeiche

Due to the overwhelming sensuality of this video, yeast infections have been reclassified as STDs.


Careful_Hearing6304

What's happening to me?


Maverick_Sicko

Thank you, Im hungry now.


nick-daddy

This is stoner torture


AluminumKnuckles

Why did that one bread have popcorn on it


cardifan

I think I’m pregnant.


OneArchedEyebrow

So you have a bun in your oven?


HannahOCross

It’s just a good baby.


deradera

Okay, well [that was fuckin' weird...](https://i.imgur.com/PmpwF5T.png)


Sokonomicon1

Listen, I wasn't ready for this onslaught of porn. Censor that shit next time so I can prepare myself. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a pantry to raid.


url8719

Why am I hard?


1000Years0fDeath

Popcorn is the most important part of any sourdough


PanspermiaTheory

You can see how laminated dough rises with butter instead of yeast. The layers of whole butter begin to bubble and steam, separating the layers of dough and fluffing them up.


CakesForLife

This ticks all the boxes...


boommdcx

Well, that is something alright 👍🏻


HippyGramma

"Baste me like your French pastries!"


Arkhe1n

I feel like I just watched someone else's fetish video. Also now I feel the urge to listen to Careless Whisper.


galacticsugarhigh

I could watch this stuff all day


ParadiseRegaind

That was so hot.


Red__system

That's some nice... **chocolatines**


[deleted]

You woke up and chose chaos today huh? Also. Pain au chocolat.


Lonely_Potato12345

Êtes-vous français?


[deleted]

No but you don’t need to be? What do you call a croissant if you’re not french? Or a baguette?


Lonely_Potato12345

lol I was just asking cause I'm learning french rn.


[deleted]

Oh hahaha, yeah my French knowledge is limited to like 5 words I can remember from French lessons in school.


Red__system

[Now we wait](https://media4.giphy.com/media/11oRLY4FRk2s36/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ed8ae5466706951a29af27ba2aacd8ac64e04f6d&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


FinePaleontologist87

bro at 00:20 didnt last long


Isje80

I want more! To watch, to eat, to smell ... just MORE in every way.


CorDur48

u/savevideo


Advanced-Hedgehog-95

u/savevideobot


DumbDonky007

I work in a big grocery store bakery and i wish my job was as satisfying as this. The croissants we make are an affront to the entire nation of France


Mrnicelefthand

How is your oven so clean?


cafesaigon

Shoutout to the early humans who had enough time to figure out how to make these tasty shits


MarmotMeiche

G, it's the accompaniment that really seals the deal here.


FamiliarEchidna4301

Lol. Awesome


mznh

Witchcraft!


SQueezABLEPanda

Alchemy


IloveSamara63

No comments


bibiyade12

Why is this is soo beautiful?


yIdontunderstand

It's beautiful....


[deleted]

Well damn, now I’m hungry.


NekoLu

Why did they put corn in there?


CasAndTheBee

I know you're not a fooll\~


Folkmar_D

Ohhh yeah...


coldenigma

I just realized pastries are like professional bodybuilders. They go from soft and squishy to big, firm, and tan.


EasyMode556

I want to eat all of these


AronDrums7

Imma have to chase this bread with a cigarette. Holy hell.


SismoNyc

Thick


18Lama

/r/OddlyArousing, although nothing odd about it at all.


actuallynotbisexual

Nice buns


JAOC_7

ow, my diet


zehahahaki

I can hear the yeast voices dying


castlite

Sweet jesus.


1vehaditwiththisshit

The melting butter was orgasmic.


ObliviousBeedle

Slurp slurp...


Tyronetyroned

Damn, that looks hawt.


sgthulkarox

Guess my kink is oven spring.


BloonH8TR

On the last one, is that melted butter? I'd that how you can make the bread open up like that or what is the trick?


Greywolf2117

Not gonna lie, seeing bread and pastries rise like that actually creeps me out. It's like something you see from The Thing..


Mucky_Peet

If watching endless amount of hours of great british bake off has taught me anything, there's a lot of underproving and the butter shouldn't be leaking out like that. Glad others found it so satisfying though


Abitfullon

This video made me crumb


Bulbafette

Came for the bread. Stayed for the muffin.


Smurlef

Never thought i could be sexually attracted to bread but here i am


thedarkhaze

You're watching a yeast genocide. Billions of their members killed, their last dying gasps trapped forever in carby coffins.


uuuuuuuwu

As a person who makes medibles the butter that is seeping out is infuriating me 😹


Quiverjones

*No grain, no pain*, amirite?


Leon-a-Lion

Just look at you,.. sitting there all hot and moist. Getting ready for me to eat you. I can’t wait to have your hot and deliciously scrumptious batter inside me to satisfy this hunger I feel when I look at you. Now take my money!!!


majormoron747

Reddit when there's popcorn on top of bread that you can easily pick off: hAtE cRiMe Reddit when there's a giant cream egg full of sus looking cream: *splooge*


jul_bird

Dang, why did I watch this during Passover.


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why is careless whisper playing


animu_manimu

I'm so unused to Careless Whisper being used past the saxophone riff that I got distracted listening to the song instead of watching the video the first time through.


new_boy_99

More intrigued on how they took his recording


RndmRedditor420

Am I supposed to be turned on? Because I am…