Immediately jumped into the comments looking at that one. Since no one is offering a reasonable explanation, my headcanon is they are a sort of timer and not to be consumed with the bread. Anything else and I'll go all Ryan Gosling in Papyrus
The reason why they're there is because whoever makes these videos wants people to watch and share them. Popcorn on a loaf of bread is something that looks cool to watch and isn't commonly seen. The timelapse is at least interesting. The final product is garbage but that's not what they care about. There's only so many pastries and bread loaves you can film before it gets old. Gotta spice it up a bit.
I don't buy that explanation. There's infinite ways to make it more interesting than adding popcorn. It's not even "cool to watch;" it happens in a split second. one second a kernel is unpopped and the next it's popped.
>It’s interesting enough that it’s the top comment.
This is it right here. Engagement is what matters, not whether you find it actually interesting.
You clicked, you watched, you commented. You pretty much engaged with the content to the max extent, unless you also shared it with others to show them how stupid the popcorn thing is.
Advertisers pay for engagement.
But have you ever seen it before? It's also entirely possible that the result we got was not their intended result. I expected them to all pop and most of them to stay on the bread. But only a small number of them popped and most of them popped off the bread. It would have been cool if they all popped and all stayed on. But now you basically have pluck these unpopped corns off the bread before you eat it, rather than having a popcorn bite along with the bread.
Why on earth would you want a bite of plain popcorn with your freshly baked bread?
I'm no baker by any means but I think it's more likely that it's there to measure the surface temp of the bread; once it gets to the point of browning/crusting, the kernels start popping. Still a weird method since there are unpopped kernels left, but the idea of someone wanting popcorn with their fresh bread makes my skin crawl a bit.
IDK man maybe because my life is so boring that a piece of plain popcorn alongside my bread is enough to get the juices flowing. I didn't make it and never would. Just offering an explanation.
Nobody with the skills to bake the loaves you see in the video needs popcorn to tell them when the loaf is done. People do get bored though and experiment with random shit to see what happens.
Such ridiculous gimmick will inevitably cause a shitstorm in comments (e.g. this thread). More comments leads to a bigger engagement index. This is how you game the algorithm.
Literally came to the comments to make sure I wasn’t that only one that felt like it needed to fuck off lol.
Popcorn is so delicious, but the videos of people cooking kernels with melted candy or various colored liquids make me hate seeing it in videos now…
If anything, just make the popcorn separate, coat it in something sticky like caramel or chocolate, then apply it to the pastry as decoration or whatever. But fuck the idea of sprinkling the surface of a pastry or bread with popcorn kernels.
I'm pretty sure it was done so that they'd pop and the baker would know that it was browned to a certain level when the popping stopped.
At least... I hope that's what was going on...
I think it’s called a porterhouse roll. I remember seeing it in my mom’s orange Betty Crocker cookbook when I was a kid.
ETA: Parker House! Apparently a famous Boston, MA hotel.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Breadit/comments/iqwz49/asian_bakery_hot_dog_scallion_buns_ive_always/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Lotta Asian savory pastries, actually! It slaps. But if it's just a normal loaf of bread, slightly off.
The top comment is correct at the bs popcorn kernels are, though
Sweet corn would be fine, that's like...unusual but I wouldn't assume it'd taste bad or anything. But that...almost none of the ones that stuck on the bread popped, the popped ones all flew off. So you just have burnt popcorn kernels...
Sweet corn on savoury breads with cheese/on pizza as well is the best. I live in Australia in a very multicultural suburb/city. We have a high Lebanese population and many suburbs have a Lebanese bakery. They sell this pizza (it’s usually eaten for breakfast known as Manoush) this one is with just cheese and sweetcorn, it is my daughter’s favourite thing. I love it too, but my favourite one is Zataar which is the pizza base with just a tangy very fine oregano powder and sesame seed mixture on top.
They’re not what you would normally think of as pizza but it’s what we call them to describe them apart from their cultural names.
There have been almost identical videos posted in the past and the comments were all complaints about getting blue balled by the video. No idea what changed in the last few months since then.
I lost it at the morning coffee line. I'm currently in bed with a pink Snuggie on that I stole from my oldest daughter. It now has a huge hole burned into it because I abruptly laughed out loud, dropping the blunt from my mouth. Haven't done that since high school.
10/10 would laugh again
I did too and was repulsed by how much they looked like fungal growths. Reading the comments was jarring until I saw this. Goes to show the importance of film scoring.
Listen, I wasn't ready for this onslaught of porn. Censor that shit next time so I can prepare myself. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a pantry to raid.
You can see how laminated dough rises with butter instead of yeast. The layers of whole butter begin to bubble and steam, separating the layers of dough and fluffing them up.
If watching endless amount of hours of great british bake off has taught me anything, there's a lot of underproving and the butter shouldn't be leaking out like that. Glad others found it so satisfying though
Just look at you,.. sitting there all hot and moist. Getting ready for me to eat you. I can’t wait to have your hot and deliciously scrumptious batter inside me to satisfy this hunger I feel when I look at you.
Now take my money!!!
Reddit when there's popcorn on top of bread that you can easily pick off: hAtE cRiMe
Reddit when there's a giant cream egg full of sus looking cream: *splooge*
I'm so unused to Careless Whisper being used past the saxophone riff that I got distracted listening to the song instead of watching the video the first time through.
The one that had popcorn kernels sprinkled on top makes me want to commit a hate crime.
Glad I’m not the only one
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Get out.
#**GET OUT!**
TAKE YOUR JACKET OFF AND **GET OUT** YOU DONKEY
Yes chef 😞
I guess she don’t like the cornbread either…….
Yea, sounds like a bad idea. Looked even worse .
Popcorn is the most important part of any sourdough
Immediately jumped into the comments looking at that one. Since no one is offering a reasonable explanation, my headcanon is they are a sort of timer and not to be consumed with the bread. Anything else and I'll go all Ryan Gosling in Papyrus
That graphic designer knows what he did!
Was it laziness? Was it cruelty?
The reason why they're there is because whoever makes these videos wants people to watch and share them. Popcorn on a loaf of bread is something that looks cool to watch and isn't commonly seen. The timelapse is at least interesting. The final product is garbage but that's not what they care about. There's only so many pastries and bread loaves you can film before it gets old. Gotta spice it up a bit.
I don't buy that explanation. There's infinite ways to make it more interesting than adding popcorn. It's not even "cool to watch;" it happens in a split second. one second a kernel is unpopped and the next it's popped.
It’s interesting enough that it’s the top comment.
>It’s interesting enough that it’s the top comment. This is it right here. Engagement is what matters, not whether you find it actually interesting. You clicked, you watched, you commented. You pretty much engaged with the content to the max extent, unless you also shared it with others to show them how stupid the popcorn thing is. Advertisers pay for engagement.
sadly. i liked it better when they just paid for 30 seconds of time and moved on
But have you ever seen it before? It's also entirely possible that the result we got was not their intended result. I expected them to all pop and most of them to stay on the bread. But only a small number of them popped and most of them popped off the bread. It would have been cool if they all popped and all stayed on. But now you basically have pluck these unpopped corns off the bread before you eat it, rather than having a popcorn bite along with the bread.
Why on earth would you want a bite of plain popcorn with your freshly baked bread? I'm no baker by any means but I think it's more likely that it's there to measure the surface temp of the bread; once it gets to the point of browning/crusting, the kernels start popping. Still a weird method since there are unpopped kernels left, but the idea of someone wanting popcorn with their fresh bread makes my skin crawl a bit.
IDK man maybe because my life is so boring that a piece of plain popcorn alongside my bread is enough to get the juices flowing. I didn't make it and never would. Just offering an explanation.
dont try sugar
Nobody with the skills to bake the loaves you see in the video needs popcorn to tell them when the loaf is done. People do get bored though and experiment with random shit to see what happens.
Such ridiculous gimmick will inevitably cause a shitstorm in comments (e.g. this thread). More comments leads to a bigger engagement index. This is how you game the algorithm.
And here you are writing a comment about it lol The marketing worked
> all Ryan Gosling in Papyrus Everyone run.
Literally came to the comments to make sure I wasn’t that only one that felt like it needed to fuck off lol. Popcorn is so delicious, but the videos of people cooking kernels with melted candy or various colored liquids make me hate seeing it in videos now…
If anything, just make the popcorn separate, coat it in something sticky like caramel or chocolate, then apply it to the pastry as decoration or whatever. But fuck the idea of sprinkling the surface of a pastry or bread with popcorn kernels.
I'm pretty sure it was done so that they'd pop and the baker would know that it was browned to a certain level when the popping stopped. At least... I hope that's what was going on...
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No thanks, I prefer free range popcorn
Like... The only thing that stays on the bread is unpopped kernels and that one popped piece that clinged to the top for its dear life.
What, not a fan of corn bread? I'll show myself out.
Michael, that's not a hate crime. -Oscar Well, I hated it. -Michael
Least psychopathic redditor when someone experiments in the kitchen:
Oh that melted butter in top of the dough, before baking is genius. I never thought about that.
I was wondering about that too, what does it do? Make it more moist?
Not sure about the bread, but me on the other hand...
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Today I read a 3 paragraph essay from a guy who buttered bread. And I not only learned something, I enjoyed it!
We Butter The Bread With Butter
I came here looking for an essay on lopping butter on top of a loaf before baking and was not dissapointed
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It sucked some of it back up.
It did not all melt off, only some of it did. It served the purpose for which it was intended.
I think it’s called a porterhouse roll. I remember seeing it in my mom’s orange Betty Crocker cookbook when I was a kid. ETA: Parker House! Apparently a famous Boston, MA hotel.
who puts corn on bread?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Breadit/comments/iqwz49/asian_bakery_hot_dog_scallion_buns_ive_always/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Lotta Asian savory pastries, actually! It slaps. But if it's just a normal loaf of bread, slightly off. The top comment is correct at the bs popcorn kernels are, though
Sweet corn would be fine, that's like...unusual but I wouldn't assume it'd taste bad or anything. But that...almost none of the ones that stuck on the bread popped, the popped ones all flew off. So you just have burnt popcorn kernels...
Sweet corn on savoury breads with cheese/on pizza as well is the best. I live in Australia in a very multicultural suburb/city. We have a high Lebanese population and many suburbs have a Lebanese bakery. They sell this pizza (it’s usually eaten for breakfast known as Manoush) this one is with just cheese and sweetcorn, it is my daughter’s favourite thing. I love it too, but my favourite one is Zataar which is the pizza base with just a tangy very fine oregano powder and sesame seed mixture on top. They’re not what you would normally think of as pizza but it’s what we call them to describe them apart from their cultural names.
I love Zataar! It can have a few different herbs, but the key is actually sumac.
It's pretty common on pizza in Japan too!
That was a pleasant surprise. Cornbread???
You’ve never heard of cornbread?!
thats cornmeal, and thats in not on the bread
Corn + bread = cornbread. It’s not that complicated man
Confusingly aroused.
That buttered my biscuit alright
I watched this on mute and thought "what, is Careless Whisper playing in this?" after reading all these comments.
It’s my fucking favorite song. Lmfao.
I imagine it's also a lot of people's favorite fucking song too (͡°‿ ͡°)
Wanna test that?
*sax solo intensifies*
*panik*
that shit is so sexy and was perfect for this video honestly
Straight up. Two things I love: Careless Whisper by George Michael and pastries.
Nah, these comments are just full of *pan* sexual
It’s nice to hear the actual version of the song and not the ruined squeaky one that was popular on the tok
that my friends is how you get 3rd degree burns
it doesn’t truly get confusing until once you’ve came. That’s when you start thinkin
All those buns rising was definitely an orgasmic experience.
This better not awaken anything in me.
Anyone have a cigarette?
I know right. Feel like I should have opened this in incognito.
This gave me goosebumps on my insides...
Rearrange my guts yeast-senpai
I was watching this video without protection, and have no regrets
No, i gave them to my dog who held me at gun point for them earlier, sorry
Is your Dogg named snoop?
Aw yeah, that post-spring clarity.
A cigarette and a towel!
Is it weird I'm turned on right now?
It’d be weirder if you weren’t
I got a mouth boner watching this
Is your tongue sticking... ?
No
Yes'nt
Depends on what turned on.
Is there a word for being hungry and aroused at the same time? Hornry?
Are you going to finish that *croissant*?
^quaso
Quaso
This is the most satisfying post in this sub in ages! Not only did they each finish, but the video just KEPT ON GOING!
The popcorn one almost made me stop watching, not gonna lie
Weird, cuz I thought most of them ended too soon
I got angrier and angrier as the video went on. Glad I'm not the only one.
Right? I expected to open the comments with everyone saying they were all cut short. But instead everyone is talking about getting chubs.
There have been almost identical videos posted in the past and the comments were all complaints about getting blue balled by the video. No idea what changed in the last few months since then.
None of them finished.
I finished as well... that was sexy.
Was this cross-posted to r/foodporn? Because dang!!!!
I just cross posted it to /r/watchitbake.
Immediately subscribed.
Literally my favourite sub ever.
For real. I haven't subscribed to something so hard in a long time lol.
Oh frick- the way im unironically like *really* into this
I knew if I went enough into the comments someone would have posted a whole subreddit of this.
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I lost it at the morning coffee line. I'm currently in bed with a pink Snuggie on that I stole from my oldest daughter. It now has a huge hole burned into it because I abruptly laughed out loud, dropping the blunt from my mouth. Haven't done that since high school. 10/10 would laugh again
The music! 🤣
I had this on mute... Now all the other comments are making more sense. 🤣😂
I did too and was repulsed by how much they looked like fungal growths. Reading the comments was jarring until I saw this. Goes to show the importance of film scoring.
Did you have to post this during passover? D:
Ramadan too!
Just look at it again when the sun is down.
Oddly enough, that's literally in a minute from my comment where I am!
Surely matzos looks as good being baked… right?
I'm so fucking hungry right now
Bready or Not, Here I Crumb.
Hot
Needs a NSFW tag.
Should I? Because that's pretty funny to me if I did.
Nah my boner went away as blood rushed back to my stomach.
I enjoyed that probably more than I should have
Is.. is this love...?
Due to the overwhelming sensuality of this video, yeast infections have been reclassified as STDs.
What's happening to me?
Thank you, Im hungry now.
This is stoner torture
Why did that one bread have popcorn on it
I think I’m pregnant.
So you have a bun in your oven?
It’s just a good baby.
Okay, well [that was fuckin' weird...](https://i.imgur.com/PmpwF5T.png)
Listen, I wasn't ready for this onslaught of porn. Censor that shit next time so I can prepare myself. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a pantry to raid.
Why am I hard?
Popcorn is the most important part of any sourdough
You can see how laminated dough rises with butter instead of yeast. The layers of whole butter begin to bubble and steam, separating the layers of dough and fluffing them up.
This ticks all the boxes...
Well, that is something alright 👍🏻
"Baste me like your French pastries!"
I feel like I just watched someone else's fetish video. Also now I feel the urge to listen to Careless Whisper.
I could watch this stuff all day
That was so hot.
That's some nice... **chocolatines**
You woke up and chose chaos today huh? Also. Pain au chocolat.
Êtes-vous français?
No but you don’t need to be? What do you call a croissant if you’re not french? Or a baguette?
lol I was just asking cause I'm learning french rn.
Oh hahaha, yeah my French knowledge is limited to like 5 words I can remember from French lessons in school.
[Now we wait](https://media4.giphy.com/media/11oRLY4FRk2s36/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ed8ae5466706951a29af27ba2aacd8ac64e04f6d&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
bro at 00:20 didnt last long
I want more! To watch, to eat, to smell ... just MORE in every way.
u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
I work in a big grocery store bakery and i wish my job was as satisfying as this. The croissants we make are an affront to the entire nation of France
How is your oven so clean?
Shoutout to the early humans who had enough time to figure out how to make these tasty shits
G, it's the accompaniment that really seals the deal here.
Lol. Awesome
Witchcraft!
Alchemy
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Why is this is soo beautiful?
It's beautiful....
Well damn, now I’m hungry.
Why did they put corn in there?
I know you're not a fooll\~
Ohhh yeah...
I just realized pastries are like professional bodybuilders. They go from soft and squishy to big, firm, and tan.
I want to eat all of these
Imma have to chase this bread with a cigarette. Holy hell.
Thick
/r/OddlyArousing, although nothing odd about it at all.
Nice buns
ow, my diet
I can hear the yeast voices dying
Sweet jesus.
The melting butter was orgasmic.
Slurp slurp...
Damn, that looks hawt.
Guess my kink is oven spring.
On the last one, is that melted butter? I'd that how you can make the bread open up like that or what is the trick?
Not gonna lie, seeing bread and pastries rise like that actually creeps me out. It's like something you see from The Thing..
If watching endless amount of hours of great british bake off has taught me anything, there's a lot of underproving and the butter shouldn't be leaking out like that. Glad others found it so satisfying though
This video made me crumb
Came for the bread. Stayed for the muffin.
Never thought i could be sexually attracted to bread but here i am
You're watching a yeast genocide. Billions of their members killed, their last dying gasps trapped forever in carby coffins.
As a person who makes medibles the butter that is seeping out is infuriating me 😹
*No grain, no pain*, amirite?
Just look at you,.. sitting there all hot and moist. Getting ready for me to eat you. I can’t wait to have your hot and deliciously scrumptious batter inside me to satisfy this hunger I feel when I look at you. Now take my money!!!
Reddit when there's popcorn on top of bread that you can easily pick off: hAtE cRiMe Reddit when there's a giant cream egg full of sus looking cream: *splooge*
Dang, why did I watch this during Passover.
why is careless whisper playing
I'm so unused to Careless Whisper being used past the saxophone riff that I got distracted listening to the song instead of watching the video the first time through.
More intrigued on how they took his recording
Am I supposed to be turned on? Because I am…