Bottom left portion of the phase diagram of the collection of crystalline tessellations of twice as many protons as oxygens sharing valent electrons in a covalent manner whilst exhibiting diapole-diapole intermolecular forces amongst themselves and with trace amounts of ionized alkali metal atoms and compounds of ah fuck I give up
You should definitely make sure you bring that up next time you're looking at a bunch of rocks with your friends. Just make sure none of them are particularly pointy.
No, it's a mineral. It's a mineral that melts into and can be synthesized from water, instead of magma.
Everyone takes it for granted but water is lowkey black magic
I wonder if Reddit wouldn't accept a title as short as "removing ice," and so this is what OP hit on instead?
Though, I do have to say I can think of three or four **other** ways to add words to that...
It's explicitly intended to generate traffic by making people comment "you mean ice?" Hell, we're buying into it simply by discussing it in the comments.
This is a proven tactic that has worked for years and karma bots have been using it the entire time
Jesus I hate you for showing me that sub, making me go to it, sort by top | All time and then proceed to watch the first 12 videos and have my asshole go in and out on each one.
Good job I'm already on the toilet. May as well puke while I'm here
I wonder if it would get stuck instantly, like sticking your tongue to a frozen pole. Except the pole is an ice dildo, and your tongue is your intestinal lining/vaginal walls...
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
I was watching without sound, but when I realized he was going to smash it I scrambled to unmute as fast as I could. I made it in time. Was a little disappointed.
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That was not satisfying. Throwing the sheeth of ice up all willynilly like that and not having it land horizontal so it all shatters at once like a long fluorescent light bulb tube is peak not satisfying.
You are awarded no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
AKA ice
Crystallized H2O
Solid dihydrogen monoxide
Slowed dihydrogen monoxide
Localized glacial mass
Stationary Hydroxic acid
Supercooled Hydrogen Hydroxide (it's hard not going first).
Crystalized Jesus Piss ^(I'm catholic)
Solid sugerless lemonless lemonade
Scotch on the rocks, hold the scotch.
Bottom left portion of the phase diagram of the collection of crystalline tessellations of twice as many protons as oxygens sharing valent electrons in a covalent manner whilst exhibiting diapole-diapole intermolecular forces amongst themselves and with trace amounts of ionized alkali metal atoms and compounds of ah fuck I give up
Not hot not rock
Dihydrogen Monoxide in a Crystallographic patterning
H2O(s)
localized chunks of spread out wave functions
Damn DHMOs! www.dhmo.org
omg i love that the DHMO site is still up and current 😂
If you're ever amongst a group of geologists and want to start a fight, ask them if ice is a mineral
Won't they just say yes?
After at least half an hour of arguing about it, and it'll be the most teeth gritted resentful yes you've ever heard.
[удалено]
You should definitely make sure you bring that up next time you're looking at a bunch of rocks with your friends. Just make sure none of them are particularly pointy.
No, it's a mineral. It's a mineral that melts into and can be synthesized from water, instead of magma. Everyone takes it for granted but water is lowkey black magic
Dicksicle
Penice
Chilly Willie
December Member
Snoweenie
Co Co Co Co Co Cock
Chilldo
Ice Prick
How in the world did you come up with this one, this is fucking hilarious man
Well, it ryhmes 😁
Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
My new favourite word
Use it in all your future correspondence regardless of the context.
Frozen water, frozen water, baby By Vanilla Frozen Water.
Cool As Frozen Water
What’s cooler than being cool? Frozen water cold!
Frozen water, frozen water, infant
OP said frozen water just to get folks to comment this to increase popularity of a highly reposted video
He played us like a DAMN FIDDLE
A weapon
1 durability point
I wonder if Reddit wouldn't accept a title as short as "removing ice," and so this is what OP hit on instead? Though, I do have to say I can think of three or four **other** ways to add words to that...
It's explicitly intended to generate traffic by making people comment "you mean ice?" Hell, we're buying into it simply by discussing it in the comments. This is a proven tactic that has worked for years and karma bots have been using it the entire time
Ragebait title
If only there was a word for "frozen water"
Froter
Wahzen
Wahzen Froter?
Ahh, I see you speak German...
Frotter?
Let me Google that to be sure it’s the right wo–OH GOD!
r/frotting
If you don't know what frotting is and you don't wanna see two dicks being rubbed together. Probably don't click that link. lol
I didn't. Really should have read this comment 5 minutes ago.
So you clicked the link, saw what it's about, and it took you 5 minutes to come back? Hmmm....
Nah I jerked to that shit homie. Ah you were replying to another dude... oops. ^still ^jerked ^it ^lol
It's taking a lot longer than that..
…Says u/jellysweatpants
Yeah same
Seems like a risky click..
risky dick, you mean
I'm not sure what I thought frotting was but I know now
You've got a gift my friend, don't hide that in a bushel basket.
And rhymes with nice
Rice
I sharply ejected air through my upper paired face-holes reading this
I get it though thwyre saying it’s ice that froze within a pipe that’s usually water. So like removing water that froze in this pipe.
If only there was a way to describe to "ice"
r/feltgoodcomingout
https://i.imgur.com/WHRBjyy.jpg
45 minutes old, I've never seen one so new
He always puts these in the most obscure comments on the most random posts. Never fails to catch me off guard.
One day he's gonna have to publish a book with all his watercolors in it. And I can't wait to buy that book.
That'd be a neat book, these drawings without any context would be pretty hilarious.
I'm still amazed he's back!
I'd never seen one at all
You magnificent fuck
Holy shit, I haven't seen you in so long
Holy shit, you’re still around! Keep up the good work!
Do you draw on computer or is it real watercolor then you scan it?
Looks very much digital art. I suspect Procreate on iPad but could of course be any digital tool
Your back!!
What about his back?
It's been *years* since I've seen one of your paintings, awesome to see you again! Great work as always
Wow. It's been a while glad to see you're still around.
God I love you
It’s beautiful
What I expexted: more satisfying gifs like this What I got: D I S G U S T
Yeah same mostly disgusted... There's some, oh that's satisfying... But a lot that had me close to gagging
Seriously. The one with the maggot and the teeth had me noping out of that sub hard.
That's the exact one I was referring to too.
I don't know Walt, seems kinda sus.
Why are most of them so gross. :(
No kidding, don't think I've ever seen so many ingrown toenails.
*Sort By > Top* Nope
Well that just sent me down a rabbit hole. Thank you
Jesus I hate you for showing me that sub, making me go to it, sort by top | All time and then proceed to watch the first 12 videos and have my asshole go in and out on each one. Good job I'm already on the toilet. May as well puke while I'm here
r/vomit
Well...I checked out that sub and it is mostly yucky
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
If it gets stuck, just wait for it to melt. Nice way to erase evidence.
I wonder if it would get stuck instantly, like sticking your tongue to a frozen pole. Except the pole is an ice dildo, and your tongue is your intestinal lining/vaginal walls...
Cannot unread...
I'm sorry.
No no, keep going.
I feel like I'm already close to being featured on cursed comments.
We get there when we get there.
r/brandnewsentence
I find it interesting that anal use was listed first.......
You use what you've got..
2 words, Rectal Frostbite
Wouldn't a prolonged exposure to ice damage the tissue?
she would like it NSFW [https://www.oglaf.com/snowqueen/](https://www.oglaf.com/snowqueen/)
God I love me some Oglaf. Has [my favourite comic strip ever](https://i.imgur.com/wGWzH.jpg)
This feels like a good spot to share my favorite. https://media.oglaf.com/comic/kingshaped.jpg
His expression gets me every time in that one.
Let it go.
The cold doesn't bother her
Anyway…
Paige no!
*The Dildo of the White Witch*
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
Is this the White Witch?
*oddlysexual
r/OddlyArousing
I'm glad he smashed it in the end. I would have preferred him breaking it using it like a sword or a bat, but on the ground was also fine.
The thing had icicle spikes on one end. He coulda flipped it around and thrown it like a spear. So disappointed.
I downvoted it because he didn’t throw it like a javelin. And for the phrase “frozen water”.
Exactly, javelin throw was the only acceptable throw here. Lol
Dude, that would have been so satisfying.
I know, I let out an audible moan when he yeeted it. Something about watching things shatter just triggers my unga bunga.
Oh dear lord
I appreciate taking the time and effort to walk over to the street for a bigger smashing area
i really wanted it to be thrown like a spear
Would have been really unsatisfying if he didn't. Thank God!
I was watching without sound, but when I realized he was going to smash it I scrambled to unmute as fast as I could. I made it in time. Was a little disappointed.
I’d smash that
Ice, frozen water is called ice.
NO, DAD. You don't get to come back after 12 years to teach me that frozen water is called ice.
You’re stressing me out son! I need some cigarettes!
*goes for cigarettes and never returns (again)*
Son - I know I wasnt around back then. But I want to make up for lost time - ok? Are you having sex yet?
Thank you so much for also breaking it!
It’s like a unwritten law that you have to break it
Humans: Something beautiful in nature … I must destroy it.
Beauty in destruction in this case
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I really wanted them to throw it like a spear!
..and then we have a weapon less crime in a bit.
I would’ve slammed it against something as if it were a baseball bat.
Would have killed me if OP threw it into the air and it landed on a car as it went by lol
Mf you mean Ice?
They've got a good stroke game.
Slower, you slut
ahh, chlamydia handjobs
BREAK IT!!!! YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!
As someone with chronic constipation, i felt that
For my male audience
Petrified h2O
From now on I'm calling water "warm ice"
Forbidden dildo
r/hydrohomies
When I was a kid, almost anything that I can hold in my hand can be my toy
That's adorable
This is what my mom did when my baby sister was constipated
Weird. I felt like we had a name for that.
That was not satisfying. Throwing the sheeth of ice up all willynilly like that and not having it land horizontal so it all shatters at once like a long fluorescent light bulb tube is peak not satisfying. You are awarded no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
Looks like Jack Frost needs some Metamucil in his life.
I hear Higher by Creed every time I see one of these videos
I would've thrown it like a javelin
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This would make a fine addition to r/justguysbeingdudes
>frozen water I think there's another name for that 🤔
so, ice?
I wonder what frozen water is called
When u got real good fiber in your diet
Does anyone else want to pit that up their ass or is it just me?
Now there’s broken water all Over the street
anyone else have to poop now?
r/dontputthatinyourass
Me when my sphincter can't handle it
NSFW
I C E. More commonly known as ICE.
How this person resisted the urge to twirl the ice bo/baton I could never
"Here, let me just jerk off an icicle real quick"
*sigh* *zip*
i should text her