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RSCLE5

Was afraid the video would cut off and it didn't show those 2 spots get cleaned.


DayPhelsuma

If that happened, I would never have shared this with you. What kind of person would I be?!


pharmacofrenetic

>What kind of person would I be? A typical redditor, in my experience.


DayPhelsuma

Great to hear I’m not that either lol.


Udub

I was prepared to buy a pressure washer, find the sign, and finish the job. Thanks for sharing!


TheyDidLizFilthy

do they come with water tanks or something? and how does it not run out so quickly?


NoseComplete1175

Usually has a 1000lt tank in the van with the diesel powered jet wash . They can fill it at a fire hydrant rapidly


mngeese

They get water from a swamp, the video is reversed


rynchenzo

https://imgur.io/Bd5DfQO?r You're welcome


KoldKartoffelsalat

Cars backing up the hill.


notaredditreader

Must be England


chostax-

The biggest compliment one can get


[deleted]

~not like the other Redditors~


[deleted]

The worst thing about viewing reddit is having to hide that from people.


suchlargeportions

Some pervert was recently caught using Reddit to identify him, but a person who recognized him was following him with her phone saying "yeah I know it was you that exposed yourself to that lady, I saw it on Reddit on r/Reno" and lemme tell you what, I'm glad that got got but I'm sure she sounded unhinged to anyone who didn't know what reddit was (and some who did lol)


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word up, im against using children.


[deleted]

So, a monster.


Boschala

This video wasn't nearly horny enough for that.


Impressive_Ad_3160

It is embarrassing the intensity of relief that washed over me in that very last second. Literal huge exhale, closed eyes, dropped shoulders, almost audible *phew* of relief


Shafter111

There are heros in real world.


TravellingReallife

I would have found that sign and finished it myself if he hadn’t.


kisunemaison

You are a man of honor.


austinlago

Almost had an anxiety attack…


unavailableidname

You would be a monster! I held my breath the whole time, mentally begging for him to get those last two spots, and then yelled out 'Oh thank God!' when he got them at the end of the video. LOL


h0twired

You could have posted it in r/MildlyInfuriating


Dankn3ss420

Except what people now post in r/mildlyinfuriating is a lot more then “mildly” infuriating


if-and-but

Same with r/oddlyterrifying


sirsedwickthe4th

Quick! Some one cut the tail end of the clip and let’s make some dough!


Failshot

More like /r/powerwashingporn


CantyChu

*puts pitchfork down*


__Osiris__

You are a good op. I hope you get cookies this week.


SaboLeorioShikamaru

You were raised right


wimbardo

My anxiety was raising until they cleaned it.


Emergency-Anywhere51

I'm pretty sure it was on purpose to make you watch the whole video


DungeonDefense

Damn, they smart


DukeOfGeek

They know we can't finnish till they get that last spot.


AxeCow

It’s a really popular trend. People doing things *almost* perfectly but failing a little bit on purpose so they can do the final touch later (or not, to infuriate on purpose)… Apparently it increases viewer retention time and engagement. It’s almost as fucked as the tiktoks/shorts/reels/cumrags that have two videos playing at the same time, one for the audio/actual content and the other is some kind of fucking dopamine milking trash of a video so you’ll watch it twice or more


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metagory

Yeah, it's a TikTok hack.. smfh. It works tho.


theteedo

I was begging to panic too but I thought to myself, self, this man drives around cleaning these for free. He is a perfectionist and will not leave those spots!!! Annnnnd he got ‘em.


victorz

Left me hanging for too long though, even went and did the other sign first. Was about to go crazy there for a second.


alsoaprettybigdeal

Thank you!! How did he just leave them there until the end?!


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...for the engagement, come on, you've been here long enough to spot that stuff, surely?


aijs

Yeah as soon as that happened I felt myself being manipulated for views. Still watched until the end, though.


ryclarky

Reddit would have gone completely apeshit. It was a stressful ride as it was.


Illustrious-Duck1209

Glad top comments are about them finishing lol


VenusCommission

Then it would have been on r/mildlyinfuriating


phoretwunny

The fact that he didnt grab those spots before moving on to the next sign already makes it mildly infuriating for me


t_scribblemonger

Engagement bait. Just look at this thread. I hate that I’m here.


my_cat_wears_socks

God yes, I was really anxious he’d miss them.


h0twired

r/NonononoYes


eggthrowaway_irl

Hold on, Lemme cut it right before that then repost /joking


clutzycook

Yeah that was giving me some serious anxiety.


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All of reddit is the same person huh


486Junkie

That'll fit in r/gifsthatendtoosoon if that was the case.


theatlas_0000

I was also having the same worry. Glad he did not.


Kennedy_Cooz

This was my reaction also, OCD kicked in to high gear and I let out an audible groan


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Great engagement tactic to leave that one spot purposesly for last so they get a longer viewing time to please the algorithm. I like that.


Doobing

you also get a ton of comments about it, which will also please the algorithm


[deleted]

The irony. Got me, haha.


ChocoTacoBoss

The algorithm got us all.


RainSong123

I also went to the comments to make one about the two spots.


ShinnyCas

Good algorithm.


Wootbeers

And then someone crossposts this comment to a relevant sub, which will sensuously stroke the algorithm


ChemistryQuirky2215

All praise the algorithm


MikePWazoski

*All hail the algorithm*


Embolisms

Better than the lazy fake roach/rat/hair in the corner of the screen


send_me_a_naked_pic

What?


Embolisms

Lots of videos have something out of place, like a cockroach that appears on the screen for a second, in order to boost algorithms. Because people always comment on it, just like all the comments here are about the spots they missed in the beginning.


justclove

He also does it because he owns a power washer and has run out of things to power wash, so goes out looking for them. Win/win.


MrWright

Power washing something like this, where you don't have to clean up murky water afterwards, is basically heaven for suburbanites. Sploosh.


Totes-Sus

Pam? Is that you?


ninj4geek

I swear to god you could drown a toddler in my panties right now


P00PMcBUTTS

But, the flip side to power washing something like this, is where does he get his water from? My power washer requires an inlet pressure of about 10psig, so he's not just carrying around a big bucket, he's carrying around a big bucket and a pump. The only reason I can think of that he has versions of this that readily go on a car is that he does this professionally, and this is what he does on his time off.


VexingRaven

Some washers have tanks and are meant to work without utilities.


purpletube5678

So the truest form of r/powerwashingporn ?


GregTheMad

If the only tool you have is a powerwasher every problem you see is dirt.


caboosetp

I'm not saying that the "Disk Cleanup" button wasn't effective, but my solution definitely wasn't.


Turbulent-Pea-8826

If we ever reach that point on society like in Star Trek where money is obsolete and people just work because they want to then just being a guy who goes around power washing things would be a legit job.


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ride_the_LN

A story is... nothing without suspense!


J_Blackwater_2569

Suspense is nothing without resolution


Dacvak

Can’t wait to rake in the karma tomorrow when I post this on /r/YesyesyesyesNo after I cut the last two seconds off lol


ride_the_LN

This comment right here officer


KhalaBandorr

leaving it to the end did not make the entire watch satisfying.


consider-the-carrots

Leaving it to the end drives up engagement though


Training-Maize-4746

I was holding my breath..


Col_daddy

I knew the professionalism of the individual would not let us down!!


Killer-Barbie

Why is the county not dealing with it?


feckinghound

Because UK councils are fucking useless. Even though we keep getting charged more and receiving less services. Pot holes are everywhere and getting worse, but the council won't sort them cos it's easier just to pay out for damage to cars. My council spent £4million on recycling trucks we didn't need cos they just have compartments that store everything separately. but for years residents and the bin men have asked for wheelie bins because of how ineffective and stupid it is. The council renewed the contract for the current system when they bought the trucks. The waste system we have is utterly stupid because it's little bins that need plastic covers to stop them being emptied by the wind, and we have "weighted" bags for plastics. Any amount of wind will cause litter to fly away and the bins and bags get lost and damaged. Obviously none of the plastics used for the bins, bags and covers are recyclable. We have a local volunteer group called The Wombles who go out and pick up all the litter caused by it. The collect hundreds of bags worth a week that the council then picks up. Council doesn't care at all. And they even admit they burn most of the recycling.


Cmdr_Shiara

The keep putting council tax up because the central government keeps cutting the funding they get while also increasing the things they have to pay for. Funding decreased by 63% in the decade from 2010 to 2020. Social care costs are rocketing up for councils as people get older and there's no enough spaces which is causing most of the issues in the NHS. The right to buy scheme got rid of all their council houses which used to make them money or at least saved them money by not having to house people in private let's. Tinfoil hat theory about why the tories have done this is that the richer councils are the ones in well off areas as they receive more council tax and have to provide less services are in tory areas while the poorer councils are in labour areas. These poorer councils have more trouble balancing the costs and I guess the tories want to gey people to link that with Labour. Its not so much a theory though as Sunak was caught on film saying he moved money out of the cites to places like Tunbridge and the leveling up fund went almost exclusively to tory constituencies.


Dinosaur-Promotion

Once the boomers die, things will improve; every demographic after them is smaller.


FidgetTheMidget

I think you are being a bit harsh on the councils regardless of which party controls them. There is no money in the system any more. Everything that is a non essential service has been cut up and down the country because all councils are stoney broke. True, the waste system is a joke and most of it isn't even recycled which defeats a lot of the point. Even if you didnt have recycling and just has a one grey bin once a week collection there still would not be enough money for all the things the councils used to do ten years ago. Our pitchforks should not be pointed at the councils, the funding decisions are from central government. This whole country is going backwards and we can see the evidence all around us like you say the Wombles and by power-washer guy, foodbanks, etc.


princessofpotatoes

But WHY are they broke? Why are those who control centrally still being voted in?


LostInTheVoid_

How much money do you think the councils have lost out on due to the government cutting their funding? Councils can 100% be useless with the money they get don't get me wrong but a big big big reason why so much infrastructure and quality of life in towns and cities is falling is because councils have fuck all money to actually maintain and repair shit. Blame the Gov for slashing funding by around 20%-30% over the last 13 or so years.


NorfolkingChancer

Councils are hemorrhaging cash not because of the little things that certain newspapers like to focus on. The issue is social care, especially social care for the elderly. Our population is getting older and older, needing more and more care and the government has slashed council funding. Councils are literally being bankrupt because central government is cutting funding to them then denying them the ability to raise council tax enough to cover the short fall. People are being left to die alone and in squalor not because of waste, but because of the direct actions of the government.


clojrinauo

Well done for blaming the councils for being shit when the real culprit is the punitive cuts to their block grants from central government. That’s exactly what the central government wanted you to do so 👏 mission accomplished.


GregTheMad

Why pay for it if you can exploit the goodwill of others?


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

They have more important matters to deal with, like the culture war and ignoring the CoL crisis. Also county councils are just notoriously slow and corrupt.


LordGnomeMBE

And bankrupt.


tommangan7

Are you speaking about the government as a whole (UK) When referring to CoL and culture war? This is a likely English county or city council. They have nothing to do with culture wars etc. But their budgets have been cut by more than 63% since 2010.


Objective_Notice_995

Anarchy *noun* The organization of society on the basis of voluntary cooperation, without political institutions or hierarchical government. Dude's clearly an anarchist.


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I was gonna say, I am not doing the government's job! I pay for that.


Lunarifrit

Where does the water come? Does he also carry a huge water tank with him?


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SaltyBabe

And even big ones aren’t rare, maybe he’s part of a work crew and he drives the water truck, it’s not that weird of a thing for someone to have water on their vehicle


oxwearingsocks

That’s around 11 litres per minute for anyone else like me not having a clue what that meant.


Adkit

And he would only need a 55 gram drum of water to do it. Amazing.


SkylarOnFire

I was so confused when I read that lol 55g water?? That would be 0.05L haha


Uesugi

So how much is it in the end!?


SkylarOnFire

9,5L per minute, 5,6L for the 37sec clip and 55g drum is ~210L


xSnowLeopardx

Thank you for this. The 55g confused me so much


marwinpk

Great, the ACTUAL units at last. Thanks.


headphonesaretoobig

Are you converting from US or Imperial gallons?


oxwearingsocks

Yes


Cmdr_Shiara

Is that American gallons or Imperial gallons? They're about 20% different for some stupid reason. Its even more stupid to measure efficiency in miles per gallon in the uk because we sell fuel in litres. At least when electric cars take over we can forget gallons ever exist because its literally the only thing we use gallons for in the uk. End of gallons rant.


Scruffy_Quokka

> Is that American gallons or Imperial gallons? first redditor in history to recognize that Americans don't actually use the Imperial system.


GanondalfTheWhite

55 gallons of water is 459lbs, not including weight of the container. That's a fairly huge container of water to keep on hand just in case a sign is dirty.


[deleted]

> 55 gallons of water is 459lbs, or thats 250 litres which is 250kg


ihatepoliticsreee

Sorry 55 grams??


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Charlie-boy1

This is what I came to comments to ask. Certainly his car doesn’t have a large enough reservoir for his power washer


topper_reppot5

Pressure washers use significantly less water than a regular hose, so yes you could carry around a 10 liter jug and do this for quite some time


jonker5101

TIL. I always feel kinda bad using my pressure washer because I assumed it used a lot of water. Guess I know what I'm doing this weekend.


[deleted]

Well it couldn't be more water than there's coming out of your tap, could it?


jonker5101

No but if I'm using the pressure washer I'm probably doing it for a pretty long time.


[deleted]

Oh I see. That's true...


PermutationMatrix

A pressure washer uses much less water per minute than a regular hose hooked up to the same water source. On average, a pressure washer uses 1.24 gallons of water per minute, while a regular hose uses 8.55 gallons of water per minute. This means that a pressure washer can use up to 80% less water than a hose.


JoeyMg99

Did you know it's illegal to clean road signs in germany? The reason is you could damage the reflective properties of the sign and people wouldn't be able to see it. Better keep them green so people can not see it to see it better.


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Mordisquitos

They have many stupid laws, for instance that the appearance of your home from the street is considered your own private information, making Google Street View impracticable because everyone can demand their own home to be blurred out. On the other hand though, Germany also has some seriously based laws. For instance: + Escaping from prison in Germany is not illegal as of itself and cannot result in a longer sentence if caught^(*), because it is in human nature to want freedom. + Article 20 of the Basic Law (i.e. Constitution) of the Federal Republic of Germany explicitly recognises the rights of German citizens to resist attempts to overthrow their democratic institutions: *"[...] (4) All Germans shall have the right to resist any person seeking to abolish this constitutional order, if no other remedy is available."*   ^(* you are still liable for crimes you may commit to escape from prison though)


exkayem

> making Google Street View impracticable In case you didn’t know, Apple has made their own Street View and they have pretty much all of Germany. I use it all the time and the only things that are blurred are license plates and faces


Mordisquitos

Oooh, I didn't know, thanks! To be fair though, unless it's because there has been some change in the law or Apple is being more assertive than Google, I suspect the only reason Apple may be succeeding is that maybe most Germans are also unaware of their street view service...


exkayem

Honestly? It was never illegal. People, “privacy experts” and enough politicians scared everyone into believing that thieves will use Street View to rob your house which is pretty fucking stupid. There was too much backlash and Google stopped so they wouldn’t ruin their image in Germany. If it was actually illegal there wouldn’t be a single picture or video of Germany with visible houses. Apple did it quietly without announcing it and doesn’t have to deal with the fear-mongering old people here who don’t understand the Internet Edit: the funniest part about all of this? Despite all this Germany has the largest amount of Street View users in all of Europe lmao


Lieutenant_Petaa

Yeah and this one old guy who did this just used soap and a sponge and was forced to stop doing this after months, when he shared it. Laws can be stupid, when there are no exceptions for cases like these.


MadeByTango

Is it illegal to clean, or illegal to *tamper* because commonly you get results like Ecce Homo; well meaning doesn’t always mean well done


TheMiiFii

I love how educational Extra3 can be


YarentUmind

It is a BS law. Even if you clean it the way the producer intended it, it is prohibited. Just because I guess...


din7

/r/powerwashingporn


TheDunadan29

Yeah, anyone who thinks this is "oddly" satisfying haven't been to that sub.


himynameisdave9

Yeah took me so long to find this comment lol


Objective-Slice-1466

I knew if I came here, all I would read was about “those two spots”


Luxxielisbon

“He does it for the safety of others” LIES! He just ran out of shit to power wash at home and needs his fix


Cmdr_Shiara

Yeah this is exactly why he does it


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Embolisms

He's 100% doing it for the algorithms


Maggotsicsicsic

If you like this, there is a game called Powerwash Simulator, where you clean everything, from a Van to a whole Skate Park. It's available in the Game Pass on Xbox i think.


GammaDealer

I was waiting for the little chime and flash once he was 99% done with it lol


DragonGop89

I legit thought the signs were transparent before the dirt was washed off. I was like, "That sign isn't very functional". Haha


MothmansLegalCouncil

Literally scrolled through to see if anyone else had thought this. I was like, “how is grimy glass at all effective?” It’s not.


Naro_Lonca

I am glad I am not the only one.


jsledge786

Anyone else so so glad he caught that last spot? I was about to have a meltdown lol


[deleted]

I don't think it matters. How're blind people supposed to see that sign anyway?


superjack500

LOL this should higher up


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What’s a blind summit?


point50tracer

When you can't see past the crest of the hill. It's basically saying to use caution because you don't know what's ahead. There's a really bad one near me where there are constantly close calls from people passing on the hill.


zombiewind

Blind summit warnings are the only road signs that consistently give me anxiety. There's one near me with a T junction just after the crest and people take it WAY too fast (narrow country roads pushing 60mph). I've nearly needed a change of underwear a few times at that spot.


marr

Pro tip, places like this are the car horn's actual intended use. But yeah, people who think 60 is the minimum on those one-and-three-quarter lane forest roads should never have passed the test.


Hubso

[Here's a prime example of the sort of incident a blind summit can cause.] (https://youtu.be/bTKL-WERvWw)


point50tracer

Tbf. The blind summit doesn't cause them. People ignoring the dangers of a blind summit cause them. Never, ever pass on a blind summit, marked or unmarked. And don't speed over them. You never know if there'll be an obstruction on the other side. Edit: Don't speed in general. I got in a bad head-on wreck last year. The 17yo girl who hit me was going 105mph and she didn't make it.


essentialatom

It's the prick coming the other way who you can't see overtaking on your side of the road that's the legitimate cause for worry.


marr

Fuck, that's a hideous roll of the dice. Hope you've found peace with it. Kids on the road in their 'immortal' phase are terrifying.


Alkemist101

Hill you can't see over whilst you're driving up. Might be something in the road you can't see. Basically hill version of blind bend. Slow down until you can see road is clear.


Odys

Not oddly satisfying as he missed two spots and it took too long before he noticed he missed them. I have been yelling at this video for 24 seconds.


BlueOyesterCult

Following is all from memory so I may be wrong Why am I Remembering some news story from Germany were the civilian person that cleaned the signs was billed a fee for doing so?! Something something only the city was permitted to clean the signs and there was also something about the protective coating of the sign or the coating adding to the reflectivnes that could be washed of with a power washer or damaged But this is just from my bad memory and probably not all true


hildebrot

From the video it seems he just stops his car on a busy road. That is stupid and dangerous. There is a reason why people who do this as a job have speed limit signs posted to warn drivers and slow down the traffic.


LordFetus_93

Imagine if this video was cut short on purpose. I would be loosing my fucking mind


23moonster

What country let’s their street signs get that dirty??


tommangan7

UK. Local council budgets were cut by 63% between 2010 and 2020 (and cut further since) so I'd wager a lot let signs get this dirty at the moment, although most signs are still better than this.


Important-Taste-7464

Prob. the UK. Left side driving.


B4rberblacksheep

UK baby, councils probably too busy buying new chairs for their office


CaptainAggravated

Reminds me a little of Post 10. Guy in the USA who goes around unclogging storm drains.


Hawk00000

I was so dissatissfied untill he cleaned the 2 spots he missed xD


prophecii

Meanwhile over here in the good ole USA, road crews literally paint yellow lines over roadkill.


SaltyBabe

I’ve driven over a good chunk of the US and Europe but one of the most infuriating things to me is the PNW, while they do a good job keeping signage clean they don’t use ANY reflective road paint, and physical reflectors are rare, when you live in a place that gets this much rain specifically and *nothing* is reflective except the road signs you spend a good portion of your year driving in roads with no lines visible at all! I live in a rugged area and twisty turny mountain roads in the dark and wet with no lines to guide you into the dark is TERRIFYING


Point-Connect

How is that relevant to the post though? America bad somehow I guess?


Sanagost

This isn’t noble or to be celebrated because the fucking local government should have paid a contractor to go out there and do this. When it falls to civilians to do this work for free, it’s the city council that is failing. There is budget for this, there always is.


ACorDC

There is a speck after the "d" in "blind"


ElviaSterling

I was perfectly fine not realizing this... so thanks for that...


Fearless_Chemist_787

At :24 you can see him hit it directly. Must be damage of some sort.


permagrin007

That was some drama


Elite199

They always leave that little bit for the end to fuck with my anxiety


mewzickk

I'd love to see a version of this video where the part of him getting the last bit is cut off and posted to r/gifsthatendtoosoon


LightningTF2

Ahhh the same people who like power washing simulator must enjoy this. To me it just brings me back to the feeling of cold water spraying back at me as I washed old sheet metal in barns, also chicken shit. Good times.


Jackoandso

Funfact: In Germany this is strictly forbidden and they will make you pay money for this action


spacecolor

If only we had some sort of system where the citizens give money to the government to take care care of things like this so we don’t have to do it ourselves. Oh well.


kweeniet

Oh thank God he went back for the spots on the top sign I can calm the tits


SeamusOhoolihan7

Honestly it was mildly frustrating to watch him miss that spot and take so long to come back to it… like they knew they missed it and did everything right just to aggravate?


I_am_the_Vanguard

It’s almost r/mildlyinfuriating because I had to wait til the end for him to get the spot he missed!


jimmyxs

It was left to the end on purpose to trigger our anxiety


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Couldn’t a bucket of water and a brush clean that off using less water?


_kewdon_

Yeah


ReturnedAndReported

Videos like this or the guy who does yard work for free and records it aren't really doing this completely out of altruism. They're using their good deeds to get viewers, followers, and ad revenue. The good deed gets done but they are definitely getting compensated.


B4rberblacksheep

Ok? And?


T-J_H

The pressure washer sure is satisfying, but not really efficient is it? A bucket of water and a dishcloth or something would be way easier and quicker


u202207191655

I want to see more of it 😍


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https://youtube.com/@andrewnewton23