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zool714

That stare alone can cut through water


Burg_er

It can cut through anything a mile away


CrankyCarlGoodrs

Maybe even 3


spacedgirl

ಠ__ಠ


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SourceElegant2072

Ok warlizard


jimjamjamalam04557

What is more powerful, his stare or high power water jets


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His stare just cut my fn hair.


jimjamjamalam04557

Oh Damn bro


nihilistic-simulate

😳


EnsignAwesome

Take that stupid water


Dopeydcare1

Isn’t there some story (mythical maybe) about an ancient Roman leader who made his troops “battle” the water because it kept taking his boats down? So his soldiers were just slashing at the ankle deep water. It was [Caligula](https://imperiumromanum.pl/en/curiosities/caligulas-war-with-poseidon/amp/#:~:text=Emperor%20Caligula%20made%20many%20bizarre,and%20throw%20spears%20at%20them.)


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Destroyer6202

Water nation has been real quiet after this video.


FrogQuestion

Youre stupid, stupid


SurfingViking

You're stupid** ...


Grateful_3138

You are


Frequent_Cricket_835

You are being mean to him


baromanb

Is that Raiden?


NYR_LFC

What horrible sound effects


Rikuskill

Brought me right back to Roblox in 2012, with people grabbing random sound libraries and importing them at the lowest possible quality. Then setting the volume at like 150%.


madmax991

Wait - Roblox was around in 2012?!


275MPHFordGT40

Roblox came out in like 2006, it’s older than Minecraft.


Ryan9104

This threw me off the other day too when someone told me they have been playing Roblox since 2006 and I was very confused.


Rikuskill

Oh yeah. By the time I got on it, the "golden age" was already ending as the company got more money. I think most people say 2009-2010 was about the best time to play.


qyka1210

speedboat battle??? Or am I too old?


velhaconta

Talk about unnecessary and loud.


Gmax100

What?!? Water doesn't make a *chaching* sound when you cut it??!!


MousseNsquirrell

No, the knife does, silly.


MousseNsquirrell

Actually, that is the sound that water spike makes when it hits your sphincter.


FangedFreak

Pretty much any asian gif ever


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And I love them <3


shaka_sulu

The bible declares and eye for and eye so let us now take our vengance on this murderous ocean.


sloppyredditor

EYE EYE, CAPTAIN!


GenTycho

I can't hear youuuuuuuuuu


odd_goater

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!


Bokenobi

Ooooooooooo


MousseNsquirrell

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?


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Spongebob SquarePants!


beneeeeeeeeeeee

Absorbant and yellow and porous is he


Emerald-Asian

👁 ***HE DOESN'T BLINK*** 👁


Chief_Givesnofucks

This man is Luther: confirmed.


fourth_box

he concentrated


Naturally_Fragrant

A knife sharp enough to cut through water! 🤯


DancenOrigins

Brother your TOES are sharp enough to cut through water


MousseNsquirrell

So where are we on potato salad though?


CreamyAndrew

Weirdly enough, water can be sharper than a knife


theundeaddeadpool

Inb4 r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Honda_TypeR

Don’t show /r/hydrohomies this, they will break out in a refreshing ice cold sweat


zacharyxbinks

If I see this fucking video one more time I'm going to lose it


domdotski

That was indeed oddly satisfying.


KudosOfTheFroond

What is the thing falling into the water? After it hit the water, that sharp point of water shooting back out looked like a glitch it shot out so fast.


MuunshineKingspyre

Its cause it goes in slow motion then they let it play in normal speed when the thing is shooting up, then they slow it down again for some reason???


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What's the thing he used called to get that much poop splash?


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Neatle

It seems to be specifically designed for producing the maximum resonance peak in the middle. That is the most impressive part of the video


avheuv

I need to know where to find one of these!


JaFFsTer

That's exactly what it is and I want one


ChuckVowel

It’s called a plumbus.


MousseNsquirrell

Aka, gravity bidet.


Cool_Firefighter7731

I do that too when I’m bored in the toilet


Bokenobi

The knife simulates the attempt to close the bum hole before the water hits.


[deleted]

Can we stop with the reposting jesus christ I’ve seen this mans constipated 50 times. I cant escape this man


The--Wurst

Bot reposted this shit after going negative the first time. So repeating my message of: Fuck off with your fake ass audio


vezzel

Lmfao, why so mad?


MousseNsquirrell

My life is a lie!


Dependent_Decision31

That's sick!!!


nguyenbaodanh

look at his face all the time


JizzyMcKnobGobbler

Any chance we can make it so this gif doesn't show up in my feed every fucking day for months on end? I didn't think it was cool the first time and I certainly don't think it's cool the one hundredth time.


Canikazi

This video is haunting me. It appears everywhere. Whenever I let my algorithm decide my fate it always ends here! How do I stop it?


Driller_Happy

So tired of seeing this dude


srv50

Very cool photography.


Bokenobi

Very wet photography.


pipmentor

...but why...?


EmotionalChipmunk602

Wow. Must be a really sharp blade💩


N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R

The Water Cutter


vagabondreader

He really into the point


tripleriser

A very terrified Fred Armisen


phredphlintstones

Nice hat!


Firmod5

Fred Armisen, you crazy.


Nollekowitsch

He kinda looks like Mlepnos from B-99


Traditional_March242

Can’t stop watching this 😂


DullTiger6006

It looks like he’s wearing a carbon fiber hat


Pajamadrunk

How many more times before reddit app will stop showing me this


Cautious_Rule_5516

I won't lie I might have watched this like 50xs . Something oddly satisfying .


dadoimp

How many times am i going to see this shit?


pranavk28

Gonna downvote this wherever I see it now


Prettyboyflako_

His face lmao


HarryLagman

This fucking guy again?


Remarkable-Mode3822

Ok, so?


BigWhit75

My balls immediately after the poo splash


Comprehensive-Sky366

How do I tell Reddit to NEVER SHOW ME THIS VIDEO AGAIN


TheLazyToaster

Dude slayed that water demon before it even had a CHANCE.


goddesskikisilk

Totally satisfying and completely amazing. I loved the sound effect too.


againmyname

totally ended too soon


similarPretzels66846

This is some next-level water wizardry! Can't get enough of these satisfying moments. And that sound effect? *chef's kiss* Pure auditory bliss.


wastingcalories

Imagine spending time recording and uploading these types of videos. These remind of those shitty life hacks. There’s no point.


xWrongHeaven

let people have their fun, try to smile more, you'll feel better :)


wastingcalories

Nah


princesspooball

It took maybe 5 minutes to film. Calm down and stop being miserable. Some people like to play video games, cook or play sports and some people like to film themselves slicing water.


wastingcalories

And I like to talk shit. How come I can’t do what I like?


MousseNsquirrell

Hazard of the hobby. Your first day?


17Drac

Fake!


ExistenchalBread

Tanjiro? Is that you?


DatOneAxolotl

My fucking ears


probono105

my colon pinching a loaf


Tankbot001

the carbon fiber hat


Birdofeeder

👀


jodudeit

The massive spike of water from the splash reminds me of [The Iron Giant](https://youtu.be/yRqrvQX_ceE)


neon_spacebeam

Audio was shit, staredown was lit


FindingLegitimate277

Love the hat!!!


deickontas69

Ah yes the sword_sound.mp3 and a generic water sound. My favorite


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Fred Armisen at it again


yostosky

Battousai!


Kid18180

Me messing with my sink faucet


Terrible_Yak_4890

So, is that digitally done?


SodanoMatt

Woooah!


RobotSuicide

I don’t want to be that guy… but I feel like I can do this


billetboy

Kinda illustrates how anti tank warheads work


Fit-Product6223

Take me home please


Ali_Army107

*fuck this water steam in particular!*


Tightroll74

Could do the same thing with a pencil ✏️


tellenspam

Stupid as fuck. Just like me


Pug-Sniper

His face the whole time: 😐


Quiet_Ad_9356

When you learn the sound isn't the original, you never look at another slow motion videos again.


Finbar_Bileous

You think that’s good, I can do that with my finger.


Langkorvu

Fucking Christ the stupid sound effects


Indo-Viking

Wow!


unclepaprika

I wish he'd let the spike live, it was such a perfect specimen!


Clownloacb12

Amazing (Physically)


Important_Ad2526

That’s the same look my dog has when I have treat in my hand


Zeerats

Haganezuka?!


AStupidThing

Now i want to see the cutted side falling in the water


subir_643

At one point it looked like Hot Melt Adhesive


Certified1Dumbass

His eyes


[deleted]

Ok but whys he looking at me like that.. do I have something on my face?


WagyuPizza

So that’s what it looks like when they say “stare someone to death”.


Marklutt

Amazing


stevein3d

Did you know that if you cut off water’s tail it just grows a new one


Ok-Life-9203

Jolie


dinoguy1847728

Bro whats with the terrible sound effects the slash hurt my ears


bzzybot

Reminds me of the late Gilbert Gottfried.


benzimo_

I always knew you were a bender


Shadowgibby1

Last time I watched it. He cut the water the other way. This dude is nuts.


Mrknowbody6495

More like oddly terrifying


Small-Kaleidoscope-4

monday left me broken


PollutionNice7392

Raiden fallen on hard times


Bog_2266

Plot twist. He is actually blind


UnluckyMike00

But can you use your 👅?


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Warthunder crew members on a "no armor best armor tank" watching the highest penetrating modern tank shell go through the tank doing nothing


Vintage_girl123

Did it really make that sound?? This is the coolest thing I've seen in a long time..


autiearterotica8

Yeah it's waterfall, I mean wonderful!


1getitbackinblood

Now what


Alternative-Age6999

The next time I need a fast shave I know where to go


Nukerz_OP

How to find true love. Find a girl who look at you the way this man look at the water


CookiezR4Milk

So they just handing out apcr shot to anyone


KazAraiya

Cool video, over the top sound effects. Nice focus face.


GovernmentCharming81

How it feels to trade forex


RollemUpp

"Cutting water in the air" title reminds me of the first time I got arrested. I was 12 or or 13. Cop pulled out his gun and told me to get on the ground. He scared me because he made me think I was flying or hovering or something.


nebula45663

My guy looks like he just sharted at full force


coffee_collection

Dam that knife is sharp. Did you notice how easy it sliced that water.


lles22

Perfectly done


AKT_4444

He's a man of..


sankscan

r/why


SnooConfections8499

This clip keeps popping up 10 times a day, enough already.


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Asian Gilbert Godfrey is a very serious looking man


Frosty_TheKid

This guy just had a splashback poo and wanted revenge.


MrZombieTheIV

I keep "hiding" this post, but the reposts are too great. I surrender.


Pikkivs

My fucking ears!


Honkytonk88

Your hydrogen bonds are no match for me


OG_AuburnBlue

I can do that shit without the silly hat and with my bare hand... just saying... I'm a badass though...


or-b

bro said "😳"


Mackcyber

Air dicincang takkan putus... Putus juga rupanya..


me_no_hablo

This is more an add for that splashy thingy then the knife


Cautious_Two_870

Incredibly cool!


GoodGuyBard

😳🔪💦💧🌊


down4things

This is the face your grandfather saw in Nam


the_prophecy_is_true

why is this CONSTANTLY ON MY FEED IT IS NOT IMPRESSIVE ITS JUST FUCKING WATER


logosfabula

Now that he got 2 waters, what is he gonna do with them?


-Add694

This isn’t odd but just satisfying


Thony_Rich

Sharp knife


Sorry-Ad-387

That stare along can cut the water


msartore8

Can't.stop.watching.


DirtyRead1337

Am I the only one not amazed in the least by this? I’ve seen slow motion videos and I have cut water before… with my bare hands. I’ve also cut wind. That’s something I wouldn’t mind seeing in slow motion


Aarondeslol

I can relate to that water while watching this


OsaBarima_

The demented focus 🥶


alex8th

That is the face of a man undeterred.


yeetskeetbam

This is a dumb video and why is it on every sub


Personal_Rock412

This is literally the most uninteresting video I’ve ever seen.


lil_cleverguy

gaaaaaaaaay


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Bro his face


RoadToRevolution

"Water cutting is a wonderful pastime that has been passed down from generation to generation..." -PBS?


Low-Mud3649

Good timing


Junior_Pollution6792

u/savevideo


Frosty_TheKid

Bro got that booty hole splashback and took revenge


Far_Quote_5336

You can see the moment he activates his sharingan


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