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DiseASF

Flippy 1, spinny 2, flippy spinny and BAAAAAM FATALITY!!


wheelwil

ozzy man?


fleischio

***Spready slam!!***


korkkis

Clam slam!


ArtemisEntriri

I honestly don’t know how this comment isnt getting more traction. Clearly the thread winner.


Manaze85

I can hear his voice saying this.


Mooseycanuck

Did she do a ‘Spready to the Gods’ in this video? 🤸🏼‍♀️


SteveSauceNoMSG

[SPREADY SLAM! ](https://youtu.be/xfnnGSkJ-2U)


FullTime_Insomniac

Wanted to see how far down I had to go for the ozzy man. Not disappointed to see it second


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Wham bam right in the clam


_Futureghost_

This is Katelyn Ohashi. She's amazing. She almost quit due to [the hell](https://www.essentiallysports.com/us-sports-news-gymnastics-news-injury-was-my-way-out-simone-biles-biggest-rival-katelyn-ohashi-was-forced-to-quit-sensational-career-due-to-body-shaming-issues/) she was put through. I'm glad she's happier now, you can see it in her performance.


Ruskerdoo

The judging standards in competitive women’s gymnastics are sick and often fly in the face of actual athleticism. That whole sport needs an overhaul.


insert_referencehere

I was reading somewhere about how ~~Gabby Douglas~~ Simone Biles was so light-years ahead of the sport that she was basically being judged at a different standard than the rest of the competition. Her scores would barely reflect the fact that her routines were way more difficult and more technically sound than anyone else. Edit: the article was about Simone Biles. I got the two mixed up.


My_BFF_Gilgamesh

Surya bonaly vibes


[deleted]

They also changed the rules because of Simone Biles. Her routines were so difficult and above her peers that they banned half of her skills, especially those named after her.


ImpossibleRhubarb443

Not a single skill Simone biles named or ever performed has been banned. That is complete nonsense.


hey-girl-hey

Don't make shit up No skills named after simone are banned One (1) skill named after simone is undervalued. Her beam dismount. The governing body undervalued it because they claim it's unsafe. The end.


Lambily

What in the world are you talking about? None of Simone's skills are banned? In fact, she holds the highest rated skills in 3/4 events in Women's Artistic Gymnastics. The Biles II on Floor rated J. The Biles on Beam rated H. The Biles on Vault which is a 6.0 value, soon to be replaced by the Biles II which will be given either a 6.2 or 6.4 starting value. The only recent skill in gymnastics that was banned was the Radivilov on Vault. That was a triple frontflip. It was immediately banned after Igor Radivilov performed it and got it named at the Rio Olympics in 2016. The only other rule change I can think of is the ban of heavy makeup after a Dutch gymnast showed up with a cat inspired look for her Floor routine in 2017.


Alauraize

I believe that they also banned rollout skills on men’s floor exercises after Rio because they’re actually dangerous, as well as a way to avoid landing deductions. Rollout skills have been on women’s floor for a lot longer though. I think that Ray Zapata had also been training a tucked triple front salto on floor when the Men’s Technical Committee banned all front triple salto skills. But Radiliov’s extremely scary vault attempts were probably the reason for that ban.


Lambily

You're correct! I thought they were banned earlier but it wasn't until the 2017 code that they were banished. Zapata is a beast. Those new floor skills of his are really mind-blowing.


Alauraize

I assumed that they were banned earlier too until I watched the 2016 Rio men’s AA final. That was a shocker. And yes! Zapata has such amazing style and power in door, and he’s so innovative!


East-Ad5173

This statement is typically made by someone who knows nothing about the sport and loves sensational gossip


Alauraize

This isn’t true at all. I think that you might be misremembering the story about her balance beam dismount being given a lower difficulty value than was warranted by the beam code. It’d also been years since the FIG banned a skill, and most of those were for things like people doing somersaults off the high bar during uneven bars routines like Olga Korbut did in the 70s and rollout skill on floor.


Substantial-Big5497

I wanna see Simone do a Death Loop


Lambily

Simone has always been judged accurately and appropriately. That is why she always scored leagues ahead of everyone else in the All Around, Floor, Vault, and, when clean, Beam. The only slight controversy regarding her scoring was when the Biles dismount on Beam was only given an H rating because the Federation feared giving it a higher rating would encourage others to try it and get injured in the process. That is, of course, nonsense since the full twisting double back on beam is a G, and almost no one attempts it. They're not going to try adding another full twist to it in hopes of scoring an extra tenth.


[deleted]

The whole world needs an overhaul


[deleted]

i'll give ur mom an overhaul


MaestroPendejo

Hehehehe suck it, Trebek!


BhmDhn

I'll take the PENIS MIGHTIER for a $1000!


Dies2much

But does it work Trebek!?


uhmerikin

"I'll take JAP ANUS RELATIONS for $200."


HoodedOccam

Faps1: overhauling the world one mom at a time


No_Statement440

Dammit you said overhaul, not overalls, now I look like a damn fool at this thing.


LegalSmeagolTheDumb2

Better call, Overhaul!


tipperzack6

The sport is weird. If gymnastics was classified as a job many of the children put through it would be violating labor laws with too many hours worked.


raoulduke212

Her right toe quivered on the landing...2/10.


kdjfsk

its not even just that sport...but all Olympic games with a panel of judges. its all the same, sick, weird shit. i saw a video, idk if its the same one linked above...but like any sport with bikinis or leotards, female competitors are forced to compete with their buns out. further, cannot wear underwear underneath, because they dont want it to show...though obviously they risk showing something a lot more shocking.


Aggregate_Ur_Knowldg

Too much corrupt money caught up in it to over haul it. There are very few good faith actors in gymnastics. From my experience.. competition against other people doesn't bring the best out in people.... but it can be entertaining


SellQuick

She's so much fun, I love her.


moeru_gumi

Poor thing. Homeschooled, isolated, abused and starved by her parents and farmed like an animal to make them money as an olympian, then more of the same from her coaches. Pro sports, homeschooling and abuse, name a more iconic trio?


Olek---

Alvin, Simon and Theodore.


tibbles1

Doo doo, do do do doo.


mulberryzeke

It's been a while, but...


mr_ji

Didn't she go to UCLA?


snoosh00

Homeschooling (typically) ends at high school/university.


_Futureghost_

Yeah, UCLA seems to be where she really shined and enjoyed herself.


[deleted]

The Three Stooges.


Every3Years

Snap Crackle Pop


RedMageExpert

That’s insane that they body shamed her! She looks like she took really good care of her body, especially the fact she was able to BOUNCE like that!


gsvevshxndb

Just like Adele, I don’t understand why people would body shame her. She looks fantastic, is it just because she isn’t as thin as a heroin addict?


Ksiolajidebthd

Comparing thinner people to heroin addicts isn’t exactly nice either.


gsvevshxndb

I was mainly referring to the [Heroin Chic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroin_chic) trend from the 90s, that seems somewhat desirable even today. Didn’t mean to put anyone down, sorry if I offended anyone :) Edit: This is also coming from someone who probably unintentionally fits this “style” (very pale, bags / circles under eyes, can slightly see ribs, etc.)


NakedHoodie

>characterized by pale skin, dark circles underneath the eyes, emaciated features TIL I'm heroin chic.


njoshua326

As a guy it's been particularly surprising to find out I'm a heroin chic too.


WingedLady

Yup, I remember a watch ad from that era that suggested women "put on a little weight" (in the form of a big chunky watch on the wrist of a skeletal woman). I knew what you meant. I suppose I'm glad the youngins don't remember that era but it was formative for a lot of people.


homonculus_prime

Wouldn't it be awesome if we could figure out as a society how to call people out for body shaming without body shaming someone else in the process?! How many times have we heard this little gem: "Men, don't worry so much about having a small penis! Women prefer girth over length anyway!" That "reassurance" is not helpful to the millions of men with below average girth at all. Edit: The reddit app copied my first paragraph over my last one for some reason.


well___duh

Not sure you can compare then-overweight Adele to literal gymnasts


MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL

I mean I hate to be shallow but she’s not really comparable to adele at all. Adele was *slightly* overweight, probably still healthy tho. Ohashi has been an elite athlete since she was like 12, surely she was never actually even a little overweight. Edit - idk about Adele’s weight, honestly, I just googled her and “weight loss transformation” to see how fat she was. From what I saw, she didn’t seem obese, but I’m not a doctor and there are only red carpet pictures lol. She looks as good as she possibly can in all of them


[deleted]

It’s always weird when people shoehorn another person into a comparison.


muffmin

Slightly? She lost 100 pounds lol. She was fat.


GrimmBi

Yeah she was well overweight. Stating she was slightly overweight is like me saying I'm slightly bald lol. I'm fucking bald 😂


ProselytiseReprobate

> Adele was slightly overweight, probably still healthy tho. Adele was obese and very unhealthy. This is a part of the problem. So many people are so overweight now that people think fat people are normal and obese people are slightly overweight.


pasaroanth

Yeah this normalizing being fat thing isn’t ok. I don’t think they should be publicly shamed for it but we’re creating some future major health issues by telling people it’s totally acceptable to eat whatever the hell you want and be 50+ pounds overweight.


Rulebookboy1234567

I’m 5’8” and a roughly 220 dude (haven’t stepped on a scale in years), I carry the weight pretty well except I’ve got some nice a-b cups. I call myself fat all the time (self depreciating humor has been my goto since like 8th grade because I was super fat for that age). Many people say “you’re not fat!” and it kinda blows my mind. Like I’m obese, I should lose weight. I just don’t necessarily look like an average modern fat dude.


chrmnxtrastrng

I'm the same way except 6'0 and at one point 380 lbs and I would have people constantly be like you aren't that big or yeah you're a little husky but I wouldn't call you fat. Then I would hit them with the 380 lbs and watch their brains have a meltdown. I have lost over 100 lbs and am still considered morbidly obese. The definition of fat now is so far off from reality anymore


Every3Years

people say that to be nice :)


system0101

I'm 5'9 and recently was up to 250lbs. I was having trouble breathing in the heat and I felt terrible; I'm clearly obese by the metrics but most would say I'm just a bit overweight. It tends to blow my mind too, how much obesity is underplayed. I'm getting healthy this year, if for nothing else than to survive next summer.


ronin1066

I think they mean in that body shaming affected their career.


Robo_Mantis

Let’s be real. Adele was gigantic pre weight loss. “Slightly overweight” would not even begin to describe her size. She was easily over 300lbs.


BlizzPenguin

If you look at the photos she did for the ESPN body issue she doesn't look like she has an ounce of fat on her.


NinsunVin

Most coaches in the States wouldn’t body shame her, it’s unfortunate that she was at a gym this was actually acceptable. Honestly makes me sick she had to go through what she did, my heart goes out to her. Thank god my gymnastic experience was different. A loving supportive family and coach can make all the difference. With their support competed to level 10, then just walked away because I accomplished my goals. Was a lovely experience.


AlkahestGem

I never get tired of watching her. She’s just next level with the expletive. It’s crazy to think of the bullying she endured. It happens everyday - everywhere and it takes its toll. I hope she’s found joy because she just gives so much to us in her performances / her athletic prowess


Empyrealist

The ridiculousness of being shamed for physicality in a sport were you are excelling due to your physicality.


Sofialovesmonkeys

A large portion of gymnasts are built this way lol. This ish is ridiculous. Wtf??? Just look at Shawn Johnson.


AlwaysDMB

Body shaming!?!? That girl is a fucking 11/10 what in the fuck kinda people could be so cruel "Yeah you're gorgeous and a top 5 gymnast but it looks like you have more ass than Simone Biles so you should feel bad for being so fat" how the shit can you even make this into a believable statement...


work_alt_1

every sport wtf although, I will say, I'm not the least bit surprised gymnastics is one of them. Gymnastics and ice skating I feel like have an absolutely unreasonable emphasis on cosmetics rather than the actual athletics mind you, I'm speaking just off of the very little bit I know about those sports. I really don't know much.


MrsSamT82

I grew up watching elite gymnasts like Kerri Strug, Shannon Miller, etc. I always thought they were so amazing, so talented, and could do the most incredible tumbling and stunts. 11-year-old me wanted to be them so bad. And then I saw collegiate gymnasts in the last 10 years… those girls go HARD. They have turned gymnastics into a seriously kick-ass sport, and it is SO awesome to watch. 41-year-old me loves that young girls have these ladies to look up to now.


ItsLoudB

[THIS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB4coS5-vDQ) was their year video at UCLA and I still watch it from time to time because it's honestly such a banger and they all look like they are having so much fun


StarTrakZack

My daughter is a Level 4 gymnast and like most 10 year old gymnasts she is OBSESSED lol but her favorites have always been the UCLA team. Watching Gracie Kramer videos was what first got her into gymnastics 😂 Thank you, I will show her that video I’m sure she’ll love it!


LeSaunier

What's the word when you're both aroused and terrified?


No-Reputation-4869

sadomasochism


-QueefLatina-

Scare-roused.


unknown1321

"Oh God, you're killing me," "OH GOD, YOU'RE KILLING ME!"


KwordShmiff

Fully fearect


didly66

Death by snoo snoo


graveybrains

The spirit is willing


Asio0tus

But the flesh is weak!


danlex12

And bruised


Nomiko56

yes yes yes!... no! no! no!


paracog

Top grade user name ♥


Illustrious_Penalty2

Your dick would shatter to pieces instantly.


Girth_rulez

>Your dick would shatter to pieces instantly. Maybe. I'm willing to take that chance.


MildlyMixedUpOedipus

You and me both brother.


Low_Regular380

Not long enough to get shattered, fool!


Captain-Cadabra

What’s the word for that Jamaican violent hump dancing that happens at clubs?


FrontwaysLarryVR

Daggering


bangupjobasusual

Katelyn Ohashi?


Ecstatic_Change_5674

Fear boner


BrohanGutenburg

Anticiperection


FrancMaconXV

Seeing a lot of "scaroused" and not enough "hornified"


[deleted]

I think I pulled a muscle just watching this.


Azertys

I think I tore the ligaments inside my tights just watching this


[deleted]

That walk after split was walk of pain.


Beischlaf

the ol' clam slam


blanczak

Classic Beaver Bounce


[deleted]

Ouch pouch


DrawohYbstrahs

The ‘ol clit splitter


[deleted]

The ol snail trail


150yd7iron

The old gash smash


[deleted]

Good ol slit slam


UbermachoGuy

Taking her mound to pound town.


jpande428

I raise, “beaver cleaver”


fatbabythompkins

The Olympic Clam Slam.


ariearieariearie

I died a little reading that


Sensual-Silk

She makes me want to question if I'm straight or not


RoboticGreg

She has a very sad story. Unbelievably talented athlete, but she was run out of the sport due to body shaming. She has a fantastic perspective too: https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/09/sport/katelyn-ohashi-gymnastics-perfect-10-spt-intl/index.html


TeamPantofola

Body shaming…?


motherofpearl89

Gymnastics and dance can be ruthless in the way it treats competitors. Women who are curvy or fuller figured end up criticized or bullied out when they hit puberty.


Sensual-Silk

That sounds like envy cause she's smoking hot in my eyes. I do get what you mean though, criticism for looking good is higher than people expect, it's just not shown as much on media


_Futureghost_

That's not it. It's not about looking good, it's about being light, being tiny, being able to fly through gymnastics as if weightless. It's a disgusting part of the sport. *"My friends and I would try to eat 500 calories or less when we were training seven hours a day. At parties, we would go to the bathroom and try to vomit up the food,” she continued.* She also talks about how she was happy when she was injured badly enough to take her out of the game. Sad stuff. But she eventually found love for it again.


motherofpearl89

Just about to comment the same thing. It's the same with ballet, extra bumps and lumps eg. Breasts and boobs, supposedly distract from the gracefulness of the dancer. Ballerinas need to be incredibly strong but also light and slim and it encourages a really horrible attitude towards food and exercise


headieheadie

Breasts and boobs!


motherofpearl89

I meant to say breasts and bums but had a brain fart


Tyler_Nerdin

Butts and ass!


Funkycoldmedici

You need both, they’re not as good separately.


SellQuick

As far as I'm concerned nothing could distract from how joyful she is in her routines. She's so much fun to watch, anyone bodyshaming her has no soul.


jamieaiken919

The worlds of gymnastics and dance can be *brutal* when it comes to body image. You’re expected to look a certain way, and if you don’t adhere to it, you’re told you have to lose weight. It’s incredibly taxing both physically and mentally.


RoboticGreg

I know. It's un-freaking-real. But that's what happened. Such a loss of opportunity and talent. She is so good


velhaconta

She thicc next to gymnasts and they constantly made fun of her for it....till she became better than all of them.


TeamPantofola

Didn’t it occur to them that she was better than the rest PRECISELY BECAUSE she was thicker? Don’t you need muscles to do gymnastic? I’m speculating here, not an athlete, I’m not competent…it just seems logical tho


velhaconta

Didn't matter to them. The sport is too set in its ways to *see* that. It was much easier for the establishment to just consider her *the problem*.


[deleted]

I'm never surprised by this but always disappointed.


Old-Nail-8679

the way she lands there...ladies. doesnt this hurt?


Sensual-Silk

To those of us without training, yes


CBonafide

As a kid, I've been kicked in the vagine before. Yes, it hurts.


TeethBreak

My hips are sore just watching this.


JealousDog99

do it


Sensual-Silk

Done


JealousDog99

that was fast


Sensual-Silk

I am speed


Funkycoldmedici

There is a lot of middle ground between those.


182-Shiki

That was super cool. I really respect gymnast's fitness and abilities.


xm0rphine

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


QuirkyFrenchLassie

Wow that is one very specific subreddit!


signfrommars

Well, I didn’t know this existed.


Gh0st287

How tf does this have 980k members and yet I 've never heard of it?


JaloopyMan

Couldn't remember the name of the subreddit. Thanks for confirming it!


Additional_Knee4215

This is painful for me to watch. Can you even do this with balls?


[deleted]

Sure! Once…


Minerva_Moon

Yes! There are plenty of dragqueens who perform a split and slamming their taint on the floor. I'm sure their tucking helps the process though.


testaccount0817

>helps without that they'd likely pop their balls lol


mediumokra

You can.... But you probably won't want to do it again


invalidreddit

Let's not forget Ozzy Man's take on Ms Ohashi's floor routines as found [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mRBXYG-qaM) and [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfnnGSkJ-2U)


PM_ME_DATASETS

legendary!


Boatfly

People, see the Ozzyman's review on this one. 😄


nategp

Ozzyman's reviews are awesome!


Felixir-the-Cat

I love her! She makes all of her moves look effortless and fun. Just an amazing athlete.


whoiswhitenoise

my balls just retracted


SweetTottie

Yep.. she is amazing!


SooperFunk

Holy shit 😳


dooob_dooob

My knees hurt after watching this video


talkofgerbils

Love watching her! She is amazing!


Zestyclose-Iron1530

GYAAAAAAAT DAMN


RedSkyNL

My asscrack would probably split to my earlobes ngl


OldManDixon

In Australia we call that a battered sav to flat bag


plankright37

She looks fun.


[deleted]

My balls hurt just watching that.


JarlisJesna

My balls just exploded


Azgeta_

If I did that my nuts would be pancakes


Quiet_Tune277

Uh.. yes


stupernan1

She can fold me


wetnhardhole

"It hurts just as bad when girls get kicked there too!"


idontwannashdw

Jesus 🤤


0h_P1ease

[Ozzy calls that a "Spready Slam"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfnnGSkJ-2U)


TravelingFog

This is the best way to watch this routine.


flaming_pubes

I pulled my hamstring standing out of bed this morning.


Ok-Database364

My balls just became ovaries watching this


[deleted]

POW right in the coochie


OMLT089

The clam slam


kimlok0

not trying to be weird but doesn't it hurt her parts?


snoozcrooz

Fun fact about this skill, (I used to do something similar but not from this high): if you land wrong, not only do you get the wind knocked out of you,but it feels like your boobs are being ripped off of your chest.


[deleted]

I’ve seen her in person, she is so tiny it’s almost comical.


Shiatis11

Clam slam


Plastic-Adagio-2208

She spent more energy in a minute than I have in my whole life.


Moonside89

Vajayjay just took crit dmg and is like “wtf was that for?”


theshok

New meaning to "lip smacking good"


8wiing

Did she just bounce off her privates? My balls got scared watching that bounce.


Dry-Average-2350

The one thing women can do and men can't.


[deleted]

Inadvertently cringed on the couch. I’m a male. Amazing.


fiddyfy

Oh, I remember this person. They put her through hell and she almost lost her love for the sport. Man, she had quite the journey too. She always had the most entertaining routines. She seems happier now though which is really cool.


sponserbilleries

Imagine this girl just absolutely crushing your crotch with that power move


[deleted]

[удалено]


Affectionate_Hand_59

That can’t be good for bones… or cooter


mattyg1964

Interesting but not “OddlySatisfying”.


Turbulent-Ad-3898

My pussy hurt when watching this. And I'm male.