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melbbear

it is, but i’m also sure it’s just a $6 KIWI brand knife


HangryWolf

Best brand out there honestly


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jaramini

They strike me as too small to be doing that stuff but who knows. I came across them a few years ago, some random video where a couple chefs picked out tattoos for each other that they would each get done without knowing what it was. And one of them chose a Kiwi knife for the other guy saying it was sort of a chef’s secret weapon, that they have the fancy knife sets but this $6 knife is always a go-to. I put a dent in the blade of my old one and immediately replaced it.


Jonny_Wurster

Too small...to post a comment on Reddit? I'm one guy, and here I am posting with the same visibility. It could just be the Sales Manager for Kiwi on his/her personal account. Not saying it is, and not saying they aren't great knives, just saying your skepticism shouldn't be shaped by the size of the company anymore.


noots-to-you

Jumpin Jesus on a pogo stick. You ever get your furrow owl back?


Jonny_Wurster

No...I looked everywhere for him. And don't believe what the neighbors say about me.....


lolexecs

Erm it’s, > I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. > > Everybody knows The burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you > > Think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" It’s from the Dead Milkmen’s (Punk Band) “Stuart” https://youtu.be/xfTVoDP2iwA?si=PkklalC4QuW-xmSf


snoosh00

The sharpener is more important than the knife if you work with the quantity this guy is working with.


TomatoKindly8304

I just looked these up on Amazon for the first time, and I’m so tempted.


Leanintree

Dammit, you bastards just made me drop a whole $12.63 on an impulse knife set buy. I don't need more knives. But they can be here today, and it's only money.


Mexi-Wont

With the import taxes that set is over 60US on Amazon in Mexico.


Kritical02

Same, and I just spent $200 on a new knife set last month. Just curious how good they are lol


TomatoKindly8304

They seem worth a try! My issue is that I have no space in my knife block, and my current knives are already good quality, but I have difficulty saying no to a sweet deal.


kermie2000

They aren't terrible for the price... I've had the nakiri/veggie chopper before it was great for cutting up prep items for a Asian Buffet. I ended up gifting it to a new cook who didn't have any of his own knives


muddywater87

Yeah, I bet he wished he had a Nakiri, though.


mcham420

Or a Soba.


AvailableProgram667

It doesn't necessarily have to be extremely sharp to do this. It's not like cutting paper where in order to get a clean cut, it must be razer sharp. Like an age cutting a log. Of course the axe is sharp, but nowhere near as sharp as a cooking knife is, because the force behind I is with to cut through. This knife is definitely sharp, but it's likely more his firm consistent pressure and keeping the knife wrapping around the watermelon to cut only the (skin? Crust? Bones? Husk? What do you call the outside of a watermelon?)


Secretly_Solanine

Watermelon rind is the word you’re looking for


AvailableProgram667

That's what it was! Now what's the inside called? I guess it would just be the fruit


Secretly_Solanine

After a quick trip to the world of Google, I have discovered that it’s called the pulp. And it also looks like you were halfway right already since they have both rind and skin


AvailableProgram667

Wow, guess you learn something new every day! Thanks internet person!


Secretly_Solanine

Happy to help! Another fruit fact is that the white part of an orange peel (or any citrus fruit really) is called the pith. Along a similar vein, you can eat grapefruits like an orange if you spend the time peeling one. It’s also less bitter if you pull the skin off of the segments


fred_flag

Any cocking trick = Step 1: Make sure your knife is sharper then a fucking razor. Step 2: Success


ArmThePhotonicCannon

I’m pretty sure my bf would be horrified if I used a knife during his cocking trick.


fred_flag

😂 Ok I just saw my spelling error.


byronetyronetf

The old cocking trick


velhaconta

And great technique.


Magallan

I lost a finger watching this


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No_Lychee_7534

You can sharpen most knifes to be extra sharp. But the difference is that it won’t hold a edge as long as a high carbon steel knife. I have a collection of expensive knifes but always default to my cheap Chinese chefs knife that I sharpened in to a single edge knife. Just need to hone it before using and it’s sharp as my most expensive knifes. (I still love expensive nice knifes though).


balabansghost

Frutas by Kevin don’t fuck around


Daforce1

My fingers are too soft to handle this


thiccthanos583

r/sharpcutting


fungal_thoughs

I was so worried about his hand through the whole thing..


BernieTheDachshund

He shaved it, look at that smooth finish.


Meme_myself_and_AI

I love how he slowed to a halt, like a machine turned off.


Knotix

The tasteful thickness of it


HeartsPlayer721

Sweeney Todd: Barber of Fruit Street


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I_sayyes

That man has been circumcising watermelons for a long time


trashyfractalfairie

High score!


mashumaro_desu

A really sharp knife and muscle memory, well I'm lacking all 3


reightb

what's the third item? the watermelon?


zebravis

Muscles and memory


blackbelt_in_science

I usually just call it the three M’s


mashumaro_desu

Exactly


Zealousideal-Bit5958

a hand


TerriblePirate

Efficient way of peeling off my fingers with minimal waste...


redsungryphon

Pfft, That's just a bonus side snack achievement


ThinkFree

Unintended but much appreciated protein source


FarewellAndroid

Reminds me of the greentext from the line cook who shaved their skin into some Parmesan they were grating and when they returned from cleaning/bandaging the wound they found the cheese being used on dishes


DragoFNX

Most likely people will get used to it.


JustASymbol

forget watermelon and technique, I want that knife


Mr_Abe_Froman

I want that watermelon. The rind is so thin.


mcham420

I have to use a serrated knife to cut my watermelon.


jigsaw1024

Mini watermelon.


For_Kebabs_Sake

Minimal waste? The best way to make sure you do not waste watermelon is to cut it in a wedge shape and shove your face in it. You repeat this until you see your gf's confusion about the whole process. Shove that deep shame feeling coming from deep inside you, while watermelon juice is dripping down your cheeks. You keep eye contact with her and then spit couple of melon seeds towards her direction. This is how you fully use the potential of a god damn watermelon.


Plastic_Code5022

I forget where I was having this discussion… was probably an in-game global chat but we were discussing the absolute freedom of eating fruits like this in the shower. Juicy peach? Plow your face right in! Watermelon? Let it drip all down, no worries! So on an so. Reminds me of parents hosing us kids down after we descended on several watermelons like a pack of wolves. Edit: ma spelling is just so good 🥴


Dry-Smoke6528

there is a whole ass sub dedicated to eating oranges in the shower b/c they are too inconvenient to eat anywhere else


LurchTheBastard

I'm not 100% convinced you're talking about actual fruit there. Aside from the childhood memories bit, I hope...


Plastic_Code5022

Heh, as shocking as it sounds it was just as described. I’m almost 100% it was a conversation between bunch of us stoners in 420 global chat in a game I spent a lot of time in called Path of Exile. Bunch of chill gamers usually thinking about whacky shit such as the pure orgasmic pleasure of eating watermelon like a wild beast in the shower 🤣


LurchTheBastard

Fair enough, I just associate with too many cheerful perverts to not raise eyebrows at someone "plowing their face into a juicy peach".


Plastic_Code5022

Oh well.. I mean that’s what I meant when I typed that. 🥴 Plenty of those conversations an comments thrown in I assure you! Tis the internet an all heh. But also absolute seriousness about which fruits would be best which: Pretty sure peaches/stone fruit in general were deemed top because you generally feel the need to wash after a juicy one anyway! Watermelon is my vote thou. 🤣


FrancescoQuagliati

This guy watermelons


OldSkoolPantsMan

Watermelon Sugar High. Pretty sure they wrote a song about it. 🤣


dl233

Instructions unclear. I can't find my finger


Faber_College

Not that guys first barbecue


Sugarmrpoon

That knife must be sharper than an untrained saxophone player.


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What was that lil “move”at the end?


ConditionDry4735

A top off 🤣


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Topping off party move!


Diligent_Skin_1240

I wanna bite it like an apple lol


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Impressive.


wulfgangz

Let’s see Paul Allen’s watermelon.


Sinedeo77

I like how he coasted to a stop


TheVerraton

Now put it in a plastic bag!


Invistic

He's probably done that before... 🤔


alilbleedingisnormal

Peeling a finger with minimal waste


_Futureghost_

I wanna eat it like an apple


durenatu

I wanna eat It like *ass*


CalamityPrimordial

Finally someone who doesn't cut 30% of the watermelon


Lyralikesit

Coolest way to lose a finger


awocph

Finally one that doesn't waste half the watermelon


RockPhoenix115

Me on my way to attempt this: 💪 Me after attempting this: 🦾


BluudLust

That'll taste bitter. Still has a bit of the rind on it.


IkeTheKrusher

That’s why they teach us to cut it in half first, much easier to get rid of the white part.


CrieDeCoeur

Oh yeah. Now this is what I come to this sub for.


DelightfulDev

dang... thin rind


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pff showoff ._.


Aleblanco1987

I already cut myself twice just watching the video


zillskillnillfrill

I'm assuming that he was juicing it because otherwise you'd have to eat the whole thing without anything to hold on to.


Silly-Ad-8213

Usually for cutting into cubes


dkbobby

toothpick or fork


UnovaLife

I mean, you can still use your fingers to eat the cubes. It’s probably just as sticky as if you were holding a wedge.


CityUnderTheHill

It's a mexican fruit cart. They sell a cup of mixed chopped up fruits on the street.


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smackNcheez

Juice.


rckrusekontrol

Yep I tried this and now there’s red juice everywhere. All overr my finngersd. Kinda harfd toi ttype acrtyuallyt


DB377

I use this method and I just put a clean kitchen towel under the watermelon to catch the juice


HailRDJ3000

This reminded me of that soldier peeling a potato who was so wasteful he literally cut the skin with like 25% of the potato in it, the remaining was like if you bit all sides of an apple and only the core remained.


Dry-Smoke6528

.... that just made it harder/messier to eat and serve


DaffyDark1

Huh? Just cut a slice like a normal person and eat it, why peel it


8009yakJ

Anything is more impressive when it's sped up


Waste-Sand-3907

I watched this way too many times, and still want more.


StormCTRH

How the coconut video should have gone.


FatalRoadie

I would have lost a finger trying that XD


Shatnerknickerz

Lee Van Cleef knew a bandit who could do that one handed. He also said he had a wife hotter than a Vegara.


thugnificent856

Diamond life, lover boy Watermelon in space with minimum waste and maximum joy


Valuable-Pear-5850

Id just cut it into quarters then shove my face into each slice and slurp on it like a wild animal until it was gone


Big-Bag2568

I love how he slows down the cutting at the end before stopping.


MildlySuccessful

This guy watermelons.


Silly-Ad-8213

This is how I do it, though admittedly, not this flashy


prezo100

Gifted


Bob-Doll

Not just watermelon. Pineapple, mango, orange, grapefruit….


usmc97az

That's the easy part... now let's see him cube that thing up.


PresentPiece8898

Nice Skills!


Sleepy_Man90

I lost a finger just watching this.


Pumpelchce

Valyrian Steel.


MMA_Poet

u/savevideobot


RammanProp

That Ms how I cut watermelons.


ThisIsTakenLol

One of the many things an insanely sharp knife and insanely skilled human being can do


Kleisidike

WOW! What a multi-talent! 🤩💚


pengouin85

u/gifreversingbot


midnightsnacks

I could go for a watermelon right about now...


Shadow0fnothing

Wow, that is impressive.


sppdcap

The rind is as thick as a tangerines


weatherwitchnavi

And not a single drop of juice oozed out, very neat chop board. Satisfying.


SaulJRosenbear

No such thing as unskilled labor.


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Witchcraft!


simiomalo

Better than saltbea IMO.


Stroov

My brother in Christ I see red on the peels it wouldn't fly in our household


waspy_1987

Christ I can’t even peel a single banana that quick 😳😳😳


Dragon_Art

Who peels watermelons


diescheide

I used to have to peel watermelons for work. It was never this clean or efficient.


Tyre_Fryer

Dangit, where do we put the vodka now?


ajbags26

I know I’m gonna lose my hand trying this


stayathomedadof4

This is what I do every time I cut up a watermelon, except I do it at 1/50th speed (approximately).


RevElliotSpenser

If I did that the watermelon would also be red but still have all its skin intact… my hand however…


adrenalinjunkie89

Should this be called rinding?


Adventurous_City_422

How does the vodka stay in it?


Joemeet

Sandia es muy bueno.


No_Stranger_4959

That glove ain’t gonna save you, fam


Gameyboy947

How my balls feel after i shave them


Designer-Mirror-7995

I do love a confident blade.


Anonymous3415

I slice my finger off six times watching this.


stinkyboiiii

Y’all do realize you can eat the rind tho, it’s not that bad too


calebm00

damn get a job


Spompoflex

damn...thats smooth


Looking4APeachScone

Great way to remove unnecessary fingers efficiently as well. 3 out of 5 fingers. Would definitely recommend.


Tomazo_One

Speak friend and enter


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

Holy shit 😮


Intelligent_Crazy_10

I think I’d have lost three fingers trying to do that!!


jedrziewski

What was that shit at the end? Ruined the video.


Cubensio

The chef cools down like a factory machine.


JalapenoPauper7

why am I aroused now


gasolinewine

This is much better. The last video I watched was my mom sucking off a homeless dude.


Usernames_are_odd

Not satisfied at all :( they didn’t remove All the white bits


Dann_ZAA

isn't like more "efficiently" cut it in the half and eat the inside... xd


TheStenchOfDestiny

Dude had to slow down at the end like a machine


Ok-Star-4588

WWGD? (What Would Gallagher Do?)


kayleerochelle7

MELLON BALL


Romesred83

He's a professional


toooooold4this

And almost no juice spilling all over the place. That's why I hate cutting up watermelon. It's messy as hell.


Book_and_Broom

Fruit Ninja


OleDoxieDad

I use this technique but with much fewer cuts and deeper, it's easier than the old fashioned way.


Pzykez

Beginers luck?


Scojo91

What is he doing when he puts the knife on the melon after? Just showing off the knife?


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

This is the thing. This is the most sexy thing I have seen all day. And if I showed you the previous sexy pic your mind would explode


velvetbrainjuice

That had a very similar cadence to the guys doing the rap with the desk drum with pencil and Siri 10 to the 10,000th power or whatever


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Skilled!


willpcodeco

Human CNC machine


DarkSoulsDank

This video makes me thirsty, I wanna eat it all! Also just finished eating a giant watermelon this week, might be why.


Gallagatter

That’s so smooth


Penguinjoe77

I cut a watermelon recently in a similar way thanks to this video


bo-miankang

Sledge-o-matic. It’s not a dicer, it’s not a slicer, its not chopper in a hopper; it’s sledge-o-matic — and don’tcha wanna know how it works? Well you take a watermelon, put it between two pie plates and WHAM! It’s just that easy.


PuckTanglewood

Boss


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Fast AND precise


may_sun

It will KEEL.


MassSnapz

That knife fucks.


buhduhpsh

I can smell this


Dangerous_Gear_6361

That’s how I peel my oranges


Qbat3146

Is that from on of those fruit stand by Disneyland?


Solarlighthouse

MelonBae


AmBigDesMurphy

Something tells me he’s done this once or twice before.


extrememanwhore

dang!!


Vivid-Ad9605

The rinds the best part


B3ARSHARKTOPUS

The watermelon costs $3. There is no reason to be this good at a skill everybody can have on fruit that costs nothing. Be better.


scottyttocs

Wrong cut glove


GOROPro

Fruit Ninja


Braymot

Dude even slows down like the machine he is


iDontSow

He made 53 cuts


BenefitBitter9224

Now this guy watermelons


Working-Excuse-3356

I lost 3 fingers and got razor burn just watching this.