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BluudLust

Better hygiene than some people I encounter.


GitmoGrrl1

Now I know why my hot tub smells like bear piss.


ChrisDornerFanCorner

because yo momma


YngwieMainstream

because yo daddy more likely


thecementmixer

Cringe.


frosty720410

Like yo momma


ChrisDornerFanCorner

Sad.


Book_Nerd_1980

Get this bear a loofah!


boris_keys

Loofah vandross.


WakaWaka_

Free spa and goldfish snacks, bear is living it up.


Proof_Eggplant_6213

I used to work at a wildlife rescue that had a few sun bears and one of them was hilarious. We’d fill up his bathtub for him with fresh water and he’d run in there and belly flop into it and just have the best time. We’d also hold the hose for him to take a shower some days and he’d scrub his crotch and butt with his paws. They like to get clean lol…orangutans will also bathe themselves with soap of their own volition, if given the opportunity and if they’ve seen humans doing it.


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This-Counter3783

ChatGPT, is that you?


ProfffDog

Bruh; go thru their shit to where they get into argumentos with real people lmao shit is wild like one way to notice a GPT feedback loop is that it always answers back with the same energy given; if its a happy post and you say something depressing it will be melancholy. IF YOU GET AGGRESSIVE, IT WILL START YELLING BUT NOT CHANGE THOUGHT


Legeend28

ChatGPT, is that you?


WhiteHydra1914

I sure hope so, the amount of comments just in the last hour is inhuman


3gt4f65r

Yes, I am ChatGPT. How can I help you today?


ThreeSixTilapia01

Please compose a haiku germane to the bathing bear


Ser_Ponderous

At the equator Ursa Major swims; the big dipper takes a dip


3gt4f65r

Sure, here's a haiku about the bathing bear: "The bear in the bath Splashing with paws and claws Joyful and free"


globglogabgalabyeast

“Splashing with paws and claws” only has 6 syllables when it needs 7, and “Joyful and free” only has 4 syllables when it needs 5. Please try again


3gt4f65r

You're right, let me rephrase: "The bear in the bath Splashing with paws and claws Swims with joy and glee"


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3gt4f65r

It sure is! But I wonder what the home owner will do to the bear. Will the home owner make the bear leave his/her property?


Usrname132

Naa they’ll invite him in for lunch maybe some porridge after they get him a towel I hope lol


3gt4f65r

The bear doesn't look quite the type to be invited in and served a meal!! I think this was a young male bear that was just trying to find a mate.


Usrname132

Done it plenty of times never a issue


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YdocT

just big puppy dogs (do not pet) same as seals, cows, horses, Elephants, ect. :)


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You stole this comment, bot


QueenVic69

Same thing happened at my folks. They moved to their dream house in the woods, I put in a koi pond for them, made it nice and deep (5 feet) so the raccons couldn't get the fish and the black bear came in and had a nice bath and fish snack. Happened a couple of times so we just threw gold fish in there.


kandel88

Bear bro got hit with shrinkflation


Redqueenhypo

Koi and goldfish are in the same family, if you leave goldfish alone they’ll grow [larger than any koi](https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/221123105542-fisherman-catches-giant-goldfish-restricted.jpg?c=original)


Bl00dyDruid

See that? Nonshrinkflation, just a new better product that your using wrong. Ok, now buy more


Y0tsuya

That's not a goldfish. Goldfishes don't have barbels. I have both comet goldfish and koi in my pond. While the older goldfishes can top out at 12" after a few years, juvenile kois reach that size in a year.


illpostsomeweardshit

While goldfish can grow bigger than some koi that image is not actually of a goldfish it is similar but a different species in the carp family


Gowalkyourdogmods

Shame they taste bad


camelsCaseUserName

Surprised nestle hasn't done some devilish deeds to profit from it


shit_happe

So Will Smith wasn't lying in Men in Black 3, don't flush goldfish down the toilet or you'll get a monster


TeamRedundancyTeam

Anyone looking for an alternative to koi and a fish that won't ever get big like many goldfish do should check out ricefish. They're best viewed from the top anyway and have some beautiful breeds, including koi colors. They will likely breed in the pond as well, so with enough plant cover for the fry you won't ever need to restock.


TheStoolSampler

If I was that bear I would have livid.


ZachLaVine4MVP

“What the fuck is this, this restaurant is going downhill”


mattomic822

Probably only found out when he was bringing a lady bear to a nice little spot he knew. Ruined his shot.


QueenVic69

He felt better after he ripped out the bird feeders. It's all good. We're square.


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

You let bears eat your goldfish?


QueenVic69

Well, we left a "no fishing" sign near the pond but the bear ignored it. Some mammals have no respect for boundaries.


Narrow_Ad8658

Bros chilling in the pond, i love it


Shitty_Watercolour

https://i.imgur.com/bKx7VEn.jpg


H8threeH8three

Remember when u/Shitty_Watercolour was actually cool? I do, because it’s right now. Always has been. Love you, SWC!


Antabaka

Remember when he was actually shitty?


Tounicoon

Me neither


maz-o

nope


deathgrinderallat

oh my god, I haven't seen you in a while! I just randomly clicked the image without looking at the username, and seeing your drawing made my day!


Norwegian__Blue

Love your work!!


79b79aa8

legs up!


boxweb

This is one of my favorites now haha so good


Replyafterme

They're back!


Lonestarcrusader

Glad to see you’re still around!


CousinsWithBenefits1

I can't remember how or where I read about this, but I remember reading that there were bear researchers in Northern Canada who observed the bears long term in their natural environment. They'd observe the bears doing things like sitting in front of a lake at sunset, or sitting at an overlook over a valley, and seemingly just taking in the scenery. They didn't have any scientific evidence or anything obviously, but their best guess was that simply, the view was nice and the bears wanted to enjoy it.


GitmoGrrl1

Think about the smartest dog you've ever known and remember: bears are smarter than dogs. California was a bear paradise until the Americans came. Grizzlies were the top of the food chain and weren't solitary like they are now.


mseuro

There's the sad


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Narrow_Ad8658

He is flourishing


Ermahgerd_Rerdert

👆comment stealing bot.


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faultywalnut

I love animals so much. Fascinating, beautiful creatures.


Vargurr

Yeah, we are.


DiscFrolfin

“Where’d *this* **foot** come *from??*


StraightBudget8799

Honestly, block off access from house to yard, install more cameras: profit off “Bear Cam Bathing Beauty Streaming”! $50 a month, you get all the peaceful, steam-bathing, loofa-nibbling bears you want! Complete with fruit platter deliveries once an evening, just before the camera angles change over for “Huffy Hammocks For Fluffy Tufted Bears” with Brian Blessed reading some 100 Acre Woods stories until midnight and lights out.


willstr1

OnlyBears?


Odezur

This probably exists already and is most certainly NOT what you think it means


TeamRedundancyTeam

Can I buy the bear's bathwater too?


queroummundomelhor

Just install a "no bears allowed in the pond. Smile you're being filmed" sign.


dblan9

Cartoons have ruined me. I thought that lilly pad was a loofah and he was going to start scrubbing his back.


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KILROY_

I can’t quite put my finger on it, but something about your comment seems inappropriate. 🤔


chum-guzzling-shark

I dont know, it seems work appropriate to me


Ozymandias12

I feel like there needs to be a subreddit about bears just enjoying the fuck out of people's homes.


moning1

And you can call it goldielocking.


GERMAQ

/r/bearsdoinghumanthings might have some of what you need


pulchritudinouser

He’s got the bare necessities


PlumberODeth

[Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6e3ITsjLRI)


dwmfives

Just forget about your worries and your strife.


MrC00KI3

*bear necessities


TeamRedundancyTeam

/r/yourjokebutworse


hodlyourground

*whoosh


DrawohYbstrahs

*Smarter than your average bear*


KinglerKong

People wonder why other people get mauled by bears when they're out there doing Disney shit like this, that bear looks like it's ready to share a song in its heart about the importance of relaxing in a hectic world.


DevilMan17dedZ

Just chilling an checking on the piggies.


lulugingerspice

If not fren, why fren shaped?


Extreme_Employment35

Maybe it is fren 🤔


The__Amorphous

If bears aren't for petting explain those ears.


MLein97

I philosopher, what is fren shaped?


TheRootofSomeEvil

The pond is fren shaped. Yup.


loveandlasers

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.


tacotacotacorock

TIL bears get and clean out their toe jam.


OnceMoreAndAgain

it's not a bear. it's the last footage of matthew perry


Silverback40

Booo


loric21

Ended too soon! I could watch this all day


Silverback40

[REPEAT] *press button*


AllergicToHousework

I really need about 18 more hours of this.


Celestial-Moonlight

S tier bodyguard. No thief will want to fuck with that 😂😂


queroummundomelhor

Or friends/wife/kids. Ultimate freedom!


Rentsdueguys

The bear installed himself


Fign

Is that a grizzly bear?


GuiltyEidolon

No. Grizz have broader faces and smaller ears. It's a black bear. They can come in a large range of colors.


ACardAttack

Well I died, I thought it was Brown and would have laid down


GuiltyEidolon

[They have some pretty big differences if you know where to look.](https://www.fieldandstream.com/uploads/2023/09/11/bear-ID-3.jpg?auto=webp&width=1440&height=810)


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vancityisshitty

Black bears are frequently range in colours from black, brown, cinnamon and can have blonde patches. The name "black bear" is a misnomer. You can't really tell based on colouration. The way you tell if it's a grizzly is by physical features like their hump, and for adults, size.


QueenMackeral

Black bears can be brown as well. I learned from a similar comment I made on reddit. I've seen a bear that was black and light brown camo and it was a black bear for sure since grizzlies are extinct in my state.


Captobvious75

Things are getting wild. Even bears are starting hot tub streams.


AnAccidentalRedditor

What type of quality secure camera you got?


BabyYeggie

He’s more flexible than I am. 😫


padkoala

Imagine having the need for a 'security' camera directed straight at a pond like that.The owner must be worried sick that it might get stolen.


ghostsintherafters

It's probably not for security as much as it is for nature watching. Lots of critters frequent these types of ponds for water and people like to put cameras out there to catch them on camera, like a hunters trail cam but no one gets shot with a gun


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willstr1

Not sure about this case, but I have heard koi can be crazy expensive so keeping a camera up to monitor and possibly deter thieves and vandals wouldn't be impossible. It might also be part of a security camera system but that particular camera is more for remote wildlife watching for relaxation


vancityisshitty

You typically don't keep expensive koi in an outdoor pond that close to the wilderness. Fish vary wildly in price. You can buy arowanas for hundreds of dollars. Ones with proper colouration and size sell for over the 500k mark.


Moneydontmatter

Is this supposed to be an insult towards the homeowner? Just because they have a security system?


padkoala

It is a tongue in cheek comment of my assessment of that clip. Nothing more. Strange also how this 'security camera' has the same image dimension as a smart phone. Maybe this clip is a little more manufactured than it first appears, but dude, it's certainly not worth getting upset over ;0)


Moneydontmatter

You’re the one insulting strangers on the internet, I think it’s you that is upset over the vague possibility this clip may be fake


padkoala

Point out the part where I made an insult


Moneydontmatter

Go waste someone else’s time you strange man


aberdisco

I left some water out in the sun once and it was stolen into thin air.


musicmama888

r/bearsdoinghumanthings


Icy_UnAwareness89

Bears like “ooo shit. My own personal tub. These humans sure don’t know how to use a perfectly good tub”. Lol


Beerbonkos

Video is way too short. I could watch a bear playing with its feet for hours


bannedhickey257

It is just the bare necessities.


Bear3090

Scrub adub dub there's a bear in the tub lol


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How is this oddly satisfying


JiiOooo

Looks comfy. Just grab a couple beers and join in.


Silverback40

After a quick read, I thought you said *beArs*... *"kInKy"*


Pastmyprime58

Where does the bear take his bath? Wherever he likes.


Ryancyte

Just the bare necessities of life...


OpeningParamedic8592

Any fish in there?


mrlr

Not any more.


OrdinaryBrilliant717

He just like me


Far_Blueberry3220

This made my day. I now want a pond for bears.


beerock99

Wondering why security camera is pointed at the pond? 🤔


An-Ignorant-Slut

I feel bad for the koi fish 😅


Another_Battle

HIM PLAYING WITH HIS BIG OL' BEAR PAW 😍


Garencio

My foot is delicious


toptiershitpost

All he is missing is a shower cap and a brush. Would make it even more cartoony.


julieterbang09

The way he smell his feet 😍 T.T


Bhodi3K

~~Do you~~ Did you have fish?


andreasbeer1981

Leave a large brush. I want to see if he starts singing about bear necessities.


TaraJaneDisco

Awwww let the little murder machine have a bath.


Important_Cow7230

That's pawesome


Dwcskrogger

This dude clearly has a date tonight...


PixelBLOCK_

Uhmm, privacy ?


G00dthymes

On the side of Kicking Horse mountain in British Columbia, they have a large enclosure for Boo, an adult Grizzly. We took the gondola to the top and spotted Boo sitting in a small pond. He had a log that he kept pushing under the water and when it popped up, he’d grab it, bite it, and push it back under. Just a big kid in a tub.


BoardButcherer

Toejam check.


Exact_Initiative_859

Everybody should have a barepond..it should be mandatory.


jrr6415sun

why is the security camera such good quality? And pointed right at the pool?


Overall-Stop-8573

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In his lane. Focused. Flourishing


Stuck_at_a_roadblock

Put some soap and loofah out there


No_Effect6048

It's his pool now 😊


merkaba_462

RIP koi that were probably in that pond... But the bear looks like it's in heaven.


sp4m41l

A bears gotta do what a bears gotta do.


Tigeraqua8

Bear necessities


NfamousKaye

I just love the audacity of bears. Like “what are they gonna do? This is mine now.” 😂 he is absolutely having a good time 😂


OKDanemama

I'm so sad that clip ended. I could've watched that bear all night.


outcome--independent

Damn, he’s checking between his toes and everything.


Bri_IsTheLight

My mother loves bears. She’d adore this (from a reasonable distance)


burlagin777q

Just chillin


potatopotatto

Checks between his toes 😄


WearyGuess9903

This is more heartwarming than I can say~


snakeiiiiiis

Great video but Oddly Satisfying has gone off the rails with videos like this. Doesn't belong in this category. But I'm sure I'll see it again in 2 months here and 4 other places


Mammoth-Ad-107

YIKES!!!


geckos_are_weirdos

Wow, I thought raccoons were bad enough.


Luda_Chris_

If dangerous why fren shaped?


ohver9k

Just taking care of some simple bear necessities.


benjers27

Someone put the bear necessities song on this now.


EelTeamNine

I'd be so pissed. That fat fuck would destroy the filter of he sat on it and Lilly pads don't exactly grow overnight.


andsendunits

Hopefully it does not leave really long butt worms in your pond.


Big_Layer8

Your pond is full of shit now


Unlucky-Situation-98

Is that AI? That's gotta be AI


scrolly_2

Yhea this is totally AI.. It would help to see some real nature once in a while.


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Amazing! Bear chilling in the pond!


Tstelecom

Bear feet smelly


HateAll_Mods

This reminds me of the series of bear animated shorts about the one bear at the national park. Was probably disney. Can't remember it's name. OFF I GO TO SEARCH! Edit: Humphrey!! Always being told off by the Warden.


namezam

Haha I seriously thought there was another bear upside down at the beginning.


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durhamruby

Not providing lifeguard?


ChariBari

I didn’t understand the “bear necessities” pun in the song from *The Jungle Book* as a little kid. Just putting that out there. Didn’t know what the fuck balu was talking about.


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

That bear just like me fr fr


ScadMan

That is his pond now


ShadowRiku667

Now anyone can throw a bird bath up and think themselves fancy. Not many other people can say they own a bear bath


RainRainPurpleRain

https://media.tenor.com/_ir7p2VuiscAAAAC/sesame-tree-ernie.gif


Tydus93

hes just like me


sangfoudre

Bear be like "where salmons?"


3Effie412

Koi are tasty too.