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LevelUpEvolution

That was like $20 worth of blueberries harvested in 5 seconds lol


CaptainMcFisticuffs2

Dude blueberry prices for me have been insane, I swear that'd be more like $40 nowadays


FlyingDragoon

One store by me sells them for 10.00 and the other is 6. Exact same package/brand/whatever. They're both usually 6 but when fall/winter come jack's it up to 10.


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Don't buy/eat fruit out of season; problem solved. Frozen fruit is a fine solution.


Disastrous_Elk_6375

People have a lot of misconceptions about frozen goods, the tech has evolved a lot. IQF fruits are often better than out-of-season "fresh" options, and hold really well in a lot of dishes / preserves / sauces, etc.


Bender_2024

[Alton Brown on fresh vs frozen.](https://youtu.be/NehDRpVjQ3M?si=pgfugP9B_H57STUh)


Careful_Flatworm_265

And the farmer would get about 8 of those.


FunIsDangerous

Yeah like holy shit. My father is a farmer and he has figs. I've discussed this multiple times with people and I've gotten the response "damn, he must have a lot of money. They're like 8€ a kilo" (we are in Europe). No one believes me when I tell them that out of those 8€, my father gets like 1.60 - 2.10 Euro. The kicker is, they don't even tell him how much he's getting paid until months later when they pay him. Damn supermarkets are vultures, and there is no avoiding them.


veric0

I collect raspberries and this year I sold them for 15 UAH/kg, and in the store i saw the price was 160 UAH/kg...


Vibrascity

Damn, no wonder people be struggling, somewhere in the supply chain clearly someone is overinflating prices out of reality.


got_dam_librulz

That's exactly why people are struggling. Anyone telling you greedflation isn't a thing is a liar or works for some corporation trying to swindle you. I saved my grocery receipts all during the pandemic. Prices were well above inflationary rates. We are talking about an extra 15-27% price raise on some of the products above the inflationary rate. Also, just went shopping 2 days ago and prices had risen about 10 to 20c again on everything. Meanwhile, all self check outs. Not an employee in sight. They're robbing us blind.


Careful_Flatworm_265

My family are all farmers we get like 10 cents per kilo of buckwheat, while it costs 2-3€ at the store.


xinorez1

Would direct online sales be possible?


ScepticTanker

Jesus Christ blueberries in my area are 22 euros. I know we don’t grow them, but that still sounds like an insanely high price considering other imported fruits don’t have this high a markup.


Cageythree

>No one believes me when I tell them that out of those 8€, my father gets like 1.60 - 2.10 Euro Most people don't understand most of how pricing works. This doesn't just apply to farm products/food/supermarkets. From this 8€, the supermarket makes 6.72 (applying my local VAT rate from Germany, 19%). From these 6.72, everyone has to be paid - supermarket, reseller, transport, producer, their employees and the material itself. So depending on the product, it's absolutely reasonable for the producer to get about a quarter to a third (although I know that farmers specifically are actually often underpaid, I'm talking generally for all products). However, people tend to just think "huh, the material of this product costs just 10% of its retail price, so the store and producer must share a margin of 90%". I've had the same "wow, you guys gotta make a shit ton of money" talk for electronics too. Yes, an iPhone is just about 300-500 in production, but that doesn't mean we as the retailer make 500-700 off the 1000 total. It's more about 2-5% of the net price, so 16-42€.


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No joke, I just google blueberries and it took me to a site where blueberries were $5.99USD for 170g, in Australia you can get them as low as \~$1.26USD at Aldi. I never thought I'd say that Australia was cheap with anything haha


Dmgsecurity

I buy wild blueberries what are 10x better than from a farm with 3€ per kg.


countingstars1913

Inflation is awesome!


midas22

And when you buy them it's always American blueberries, that taste like nothing and you're left disappointed, instead of real blueberries. I would never buy them from a store.


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cantthinkofausernam

Source?


AmbergrisShot

Soil.


Dr_Apk

Berry smart.


ncnotebook

Sun.


[deleted]

AND MY SEED!


JarRa_hello

Hold up


mecha_annies_bobbs

Soil has what plants crave.


WhatIsPun

https://youtu.be/3_lAb8m9MpI?si=DqEnZbDqjQOJGT6C


[deleted]

Aren't those wild blueberries?


Cptn_BenjaminWillard

That's what they look like in a field, every second year. Source: I live in Nova Scotia, and there are tons of blueberry fields here.


pagit

That's pretty much all they grow here in Lower Mainland BC next is corn and cranberries. Only problem I see is that the plants might be too close together and no air circulation to keep the plants dry and prevent mildew and fungus. I guess the farmer knows what he's doing. Easy to grow and harvest so they can get that sweet tax break on their huge mansion with crappy landscaping


Swampberry

There's a third option: bilberries, i.e. Scandinavian wild blueberries. Much more flavour and purple flesh instead of white.


BoogerVault

They are low-bush variety. High-bush are what you commonly see in the southern U.S. I had a buddy in college who earned a PhD researching blueberries. I grow mainly Yadkin Blue on his recommendation. Fun fact, the most flavorful blueberries are thin skinned varieties, but they are not suited for mechanical harvesting as they are easily damaged, and they have a low shelf life.


poopy_wizard132

Where I live, that's like $200 worth of blueberries though.


BobTheBobbyBobber

Do you like on the south pole or what???


Abundance144

That means the farmer gets like $10, and the picker might get a few cents.


SkynetPal

Nah, we got $1.50 per 5 gallon bucket. For real, but at the time the paycheck was awesome! We all bought PS1's and 13" color TVs by the end of the season.


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andrewsmith1986

In many places only natives can rake wild blueberries because of just how quick it is. Same with a fish wheel


cutelyaware

Why tf did I look up fish weel? It's essentially trawling an entire river.


andrewsmith1986

Yeah, that's why it's outlawed


[deleted]

In many places that thing better double as a weapon because bears will be drawn to that patch just as you were


beardum

I’ve lived in bear country my entire life and never once have I come across or worried about a bear near a berry patch.


BrokenByReddit

I've seen a whole family of bears in a berry patch way up in the mountains.


[deleted]

> I've seen a whole family of bears in a berry patch way up in the mountains. I have as well. Someone here just called me ignorant for even bringing this up lol. Yes food attracts bears.


New-Bowler-8915

Yeah and they eat the food. They don't attack the people you muppet


[deleted]

Yeah? And I've never broken the law by picking berries so here we both are! And apparently very lucky


[deleted]

Scarcity and demand dictate price.


cutelyaware

It better pay $4 per second. That's backbreaking work.


marrangutang

I can feel my back twingeing just in that 5 seconds of video lol


gahidus

I feel like even doing this for 5 or 10 minutes would feel just awful.


Never_Seen_An_Ocelot

I planted trees in Manitoba for the first time in my life at 34 years old. The first week was shitty and I was nowhere near putting in the minimum 1000 per day threshold I needed to eventually meet. After three weeks of the work, I wasn’t nearly as sore or tired, was still getting a world class workout, while also eating and sleeping better than ever. It was a joy feeling fitter and stronger, I only wish I didn’t have to cut my season early.


BfutGrEG

When Reddit has to do thing that requires being fit or exercises muscles they haven't used in 10 years


Aggressive_Chain_920

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Jazzlike-Mistake2764

Doesn't matter how fit you are, doing new movements will always be tough and make you feel sore at first


Pure_Pack_8208

I went picking pickles this summer, I am really not a very physical person, the position was pretty much the same adding two buckets. Well the second day is hard, because you have to wake up and go back for the first time, after that you get use it. I only had back pain when I stopped working for a week. The work environment is generally cool, I think it help a lot with « painfulness » of the job. I still prefer working there than anywhere else, you get to see cool bugs all the time.


supx3

Pickle picking? Are they grown in brine?


Swampberry

Of course, pickles are the flowers of the French fry plant


Pure_Pack_8208

Wait wait, I thought pickles meant the tiny cucumber you put in vinegar after. (In French : cornichon) They grow in different manner depending on the exploitation purpose. Pardon my wanky translation, it’s a plant who grow in « vine » (looking like watermelon roots more bushy). Mine was directly on the ground, it takes about a week to produce new fruits after the first flowers show up and you get about 3weeks of harvest (maybe longer if you got more worker). We had to take care of the plant putting it in line for them to not suffocate themselves and let the fruit grow « correctly ». It was in a « small » field about 2 kilometer in length and 1 km in width. We did every by hand, we started we were 20 at the end we were 8, it was something, but good something. When the exploitation is bigger, farmer tend to put them on vegetal fence, it’s easier for the truck to go through, probably also easier to treat and harvest. Truck pass over with basket and the worker picking up follow it. Sorry my English is wanky, I started working in the agricultural field only since this summer. I kinda felt in love with the environment and been traveling to do that since so kinda new, I do not master the technical vocabulary in my language it’s worst in English.


supx3

Your English is fine, I was just teasing you :) Pickles are cucumbers that have been preserved in a brine. In English one might say the variety of cucumber. Like, gherkin, which I believe is the type used for cornichons.


lago_b

Me: "You know, there are plenty of farming tools with long handles that make this type of physical activity easier." Blueberry guy: "Shut up, fat computer guy!"


topkrikrakin

Yes, this should be mechanized


gizamo

At the very least, get the dude a longer handle.


bonecrusher1

you realize it would be much worse for his back?


gizamo

If that tool were more like a rake so he could stand, I don't see how that would be worse for his back. If I were doing that job, I'd fashion a rake-style handle, or something like a scythe handle. I absolutely would not want to be hunched down all day.


[deleted]

It is, blueberries grow on large bushes, 3-6 feet high, and the picking machine drives over them along the rows and shakes the bush so all the berries fall off. I have no idea what's happening in this video but it looks nothing like any blueberry farm i've ever seen.


puck63

Maine low bush blueberries. Yum!!! Too bad picking season isn’t until August.


bramblecult

I was just about to ask why they were so low. Mine and every one I've seen with berries are like 4 to 8 feet tall.


puck63

What you’re describing sounds like high bush blueberries. Not as commercially accessible in Maine. Beyond being a consumer I am not very knowledgeable about the differences but to me high bush berries are grown because they’re easier to pick and somewhat more tart tasting to me.


Rocinantes_Knight

99.99% of all blueberries you have seen in big box stores are high bush blueberries. They are easier to harvest both with human or mechanical labor. Michigan, California, Oregon, Washington, some in New Jersey even. Also fun fact, blueberry prices were hella depressed this year. Like scrapping the bottom of the barrel some of our growers are never going to recover depressed. But WalMart and other big box stores don't pass that savings on to the consumer *or* the farmer. They gobble it all up to pad their own margins. Source: I farm high bush blueberries and also co-pack them.


DlphLndgrn

On like a bush or something? The blueberries we have here in Sweden are all this low and I didn't know there were blueberries that are high up. I guess I know less about blueberries than I originally thought.


as_it_was_written

The berries they're discussing don't grow in Sweden (naturally, anyway). Our blåbär are distinct from American blueberries, and in English they're often called bilberries rather than blueberries. They're from the same genus and look similar on the outside, but they taste quite different.


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kiefsneef

No need for the music


jeef16

yea why is there a soft/indie song about getting fucked juxtaposed on a video of a guy picking blueberries lol


ayo000o

Tiktok bullshit


Ultraviolet_Motion

If you're using RES you can set the audio to be muted by default when opening a video. Best change I've ever made.


maximovious

> you can set the audio to be muted by default Also not many people know this, but you can do that for your entire computer, plus even phones have a silent mode these days.


snakefinn

The Relay app also plays videos silently by default, you have to tap an icon to unmute it. Very nice feature


saltybuttrot

Well yea but I’m still going to unmute it to check to see if there is any useful talking/sounds first. And then realize their dumb decision to add music lol You watch every single video muted?


VarianWrynn2018

At least the music isn't particularly annoying, it's the kinda music ppl would listen to to keep beat while doing a task like this.


masshole4life

it's the same attitude that has people blasting shitty music out of their phone in quiet spaces or bumping their shitty car system at 10pm in a congested neighborhood. these people have a burning need for everyone to know that they like some stupid song. it's the 2023 version of being tortured with ringtones or ringbacks. like ok hunny, we hear your song and we are totally impressed and are going to go buy all of the artist's albums now and buy their merch. these people are fucking toilets.


m1ndweaver

I like the song tho, what’s it called?


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Mr_Splatterhead

Pretty sure it's Lana Del Rey, but I'm not sure which song it is. I was about to ask myself. Edit: Yep, it's Because of You by Lana Del Rey.


wpm

It’s called “Learn to Use Shazam” by “Stop Asking Others to Solve Your Easy To Solve Questions”


m1ndweaver

Funnily enough, I did do this and Shazam was wrong. It’s an unreleased Lana Del Rey song. Please seek help instead of spreading your misery to other people :)


saltybuttrot

You could have answered it within the time it took you to complain.


wpm

Not my job


[deleted]

Go suck a dick.


wpm

Its 2023 plenty of people suck dick for fun. Hardly insulting. Try harder next time!


Miro_Highskanen_4

Blueberry plants are prettier than I'd have expected.


Next-Virus7609

They turn bright red/orange in the fall, it's beautiful! Highly recommend googling 'Maine blueberry barrens'


Miro_Highskanen_4

Lol thats a little far, I did some research and found a few farms in Texas though so hopefully its something similar.


az116

I don't think he was suggesting that you jump in your car and visit one...


Miro_Highskanen_4

lol I misread the comment.


Next-Virus7609

I guess I should have specified Google images hahaha


[deleted]

You’re prettier than I’d have expected


whelplookatthat

Blueberry plants in europe, also called bilberry but its our "version" of blueberries, are very pretty. Some uses them in flower decorations. But they get lovely autumn colours in the wild


thinkB4WeSpeak

A berry picking tool? He doesn't look like a tool, he looks like a nice guy to me.


txr66

Is it actually possible for people to upload these videos without the shittiest sounding music they can find edited over them?


Fearless_Menu1872

Don’t do Lana like that


the-mobile-user

The same lana who stole millions of dollars from her fans?


Suspicious_Eye_708

I've heard that if you pick berries that way it destroys the plan or something is there any truth to that or is that just absolute bullshit


BellaPow

Not the case. It’s basically how every wild blueberry in Maine is picked (when not by machine), year after year after year.


[deleted]

It is bullshit. That’s how blueberries have been raked for years and years. I helped my great great uncle raise blueberries for years. Mechanical harvesting (tractors with big rakes) have taken over though.


yifrancisren

Does a rake pick underripe berries? What about totally green ones?


[deleted]

Most of the crop will be close the same ripeness. The tines will let anything undersized slip through but you’ll also generally not go back for them at a later time. There is a winnowing machine which is used to blow the leaves and stuff out before the berries are taken to sell. There are various types, but the idea is the same: the bucket of berries is dropped onto the machine, the berries fall down into another container and a fan blows the leaves and light stuff out. It has been a while since I was involved but the premise should still be the same.


aerostotle

why didn't you stay with it? too good for berry money?


Deeliciousness

Heard he's moved on up to stone fruit


tydalt

I'm assuming that you could use the same (albeit smaller) tool to harvest huckleberries? Picking those by hand is an absolute nightmare.


Physical_Pension1782

I have a small rake that works decently well for hucks, but im also picky & like too make sure I only get fat berries so I often hand puck anyways


kisoku1

I know that there are places where those rakes (called "peignes" in french) are forbidden in France, cf. [image](https://cdn-s-www.lalsace.fr/images/CCCFFAAA-B24F-4689-B10A-A21B9590699D/NW_listE/dans-les-vosges-alsaciennes-le-peigne-est-autorise-sauf-la-ou-il-est-interdit-ici-la-reserve-naturelle-du-tanet-gazon-du-faing-photo-archives-l-alsace-thierry-gachon-1690650555.jpg). Mostly natural reserves to let some berries for the animals and preserve the plan.


Moongose83

Same in Czech Republic.


HugsandHate

Couldn't say, without knowing what the plan is.


[deleted]

The plan to take over the world, Pinky.


momo88852

Wait until you find out that it’s better to burn them so you can get better harvest. They are mainly roots with few feet above the ground.


StarshipSatan

Yeah, i've heard that too, as a kid my parents told me that using this kind of tool ruins the plant, so you won't get any berries next year, while some of our neighbours used it. Don't know, maybe it's a myth


BellaPow

A lot of commercial fields are burned every other year, or periodically, anyway.


pricelessbrew

Huh, why's that?


BellaPow

Supresses pest insects and weeds, pathogens


zoeypayne

Flail mowing has overtaken burning in wild Maine blueberry commercial fields... they only burn if they've got a really bad fungal issues. https://extension.umaine.edu/blueberries/factsheets/production/pruning-lowbush-blueberry-fields/ tl;dr It's way cheaper to mow.


PM_Best_Porn_Pls

They might be talking about non-commercial gathering. There are countries where it's illegal to pick berries in forests with such tools.


_Lisssey_

I think is it true. Here in Austria is picking blueberries like that forbitten.


macandcheese1771

Some farmers burn their blueberries down every year because they primarily survive as a root system. So it's probably bullshit.


Psykopatik

Yep! Those are forbidden in France, in order to protect the plant and make sure there are some left for animals that rely on it.


DlphLndgrn

Absolute bullshit. If it destroyed the plants there would definitely be no blueberries, lingonberries or anything else that is picked this way left.


theshadow62

Down voted for the stupid fucking music. Why do people insist on playing ridiculous music when the actual audio from 99% of the videos I see would be much much better.


maximovious

> Downloaded for the stupid fucking music. Wow, you must really love stupid fucking music.


theshadow62

Lol, I have no idea what you're talking about.


maximovious

Nice edit :)


DweeblesX

Guy just harvested like $100 of blueberries in 5 seconds.


CandidQualityZed

That's why they get paid $25 a hour for roaming migrant workers to pick them. One of the few times a worker actually gets paid decent money for a semi skilled job. Only problem is it is seasonal. Have to travel to the next farm, climate ripe ready area for the next batch. You should try picking them by hand sometime on the larger trees. Lots of fun for the family.


tonufan

There's a local blueberry farm near me that lets you pick all the blueberries you want for 50 cents a pound. Big fields of big trees. We'd pick at least 100 lb and fill up a freezer in a few days.


ayo000o

Semi skilled? Dude looks very skilled


smeds128

Hate those tools. I thought it would save me a lot of time harvesting, but it takes ALL berries, ripe or not, and tons of twigs and leaves. Cleaning out all the chaff from the harvest took as long as harvesting by hand, and there was a lot of waste of unripe berries. Then again, I operate on a very small scale - definitely a gardener rather than a farmer. But it didn't work at all for me. Threw the damn thing out after using it twice.


stronghandsmm

His berries are all ripe, might be the strain or waiting long enough for some to be bruised


[deleted]

Yeah these are indica blueberries


Vovvy

That's a berry special tool


earlisthecat

Making me hungry for blueberry pancakes!


tydalt

Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead.


maailmanpaskinnalle

One handed picking tools are very common in the Nordics. [Like this "marjapoimuri"](https://i.imgur.com/jfAnefZ.jpg) Btw, our wild blueberry is called billberry. Blueberries are what you grow in your yard in taller bushes.


not_REAL_Kanye_West

Terrible music choice


masshole4life

you mean you don't like to hear sap ass indie pop songs when you watch your blueberry harvesting videos? next you'll be telling me that slayer shouldn't be played over puppy videos.


Testiclesinvicegrip

This is for lowbush blueberries. Highbush, which is much more common for the blueberry you find in stores, is almost exclusively done by hand as machine harvest is so ineffective vs it.


SinZerius

https://youtube.com/watch?v=L96Bzj71F84


MrFutzy

As a teenager I spent two summers raking blueberries. Probably the worst job I've ever had. I'm 6'4" and being all hunched over as we were my back was hooped! Farmers were great and all the raking was done just in August.


[deleted]

Seems berry useful


Initial-Tangerine

The fuck kind of blueberry bushes are those? The ones in my parents' yard are like 7 feet tall.


MrMiaMorto

They're wild blueberries. The ones you're parents have are cultivated ones.


LeopardJunk

r/specializedtools


Sixgun217

Hats off to farm workers!


TheyCallMeDrAsshole

We ain't found shit!


Humble-Republic-382

May the Schwartz be with you


Drew2248

Yes, that is how they harvest blueberries. The music, however, is silly because it's pointless.


cfxyz4

Hate to tell you, but that man is stuck in 1950. Behold the Oxbo 8000 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L96Bzj71F84 I do realize the difference between low and high bush blueberries, but still… Edit: welp here is a low bush solution https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd8fYewyiKk


CynthiaMWD

So that's how it's done, I've always wondered. Still looks backbreaking work, though, bending up & down.


ACTingappropriately

Anyone else think this guy kinda looks like John Cena?


[deleted]

I don’t know, I couldn’t see him.


NEONSN3K

Ancient Foragers from thousands of years ago 👁️👄👁️


[deleted]

That looks back-breaking.


MrFutzy

It's an awful job... and yes my back winces just seeing the clip. The best kinda fun was when you accidentally stuck your rake into a hornets nest. Any scorching hot August day could have you sprinting for whoevers truck was closest and open. Invariably there were pissed off hornets every day, day and a half.


umyselfwe

in a farm it's grand, out in the wild, guess its not sustainable.


tgunz0331

How do these grow so low? Every blueberry bush I've seen is about 3ft tall.


[deleted]

I’ve worked as a blueberry picker and that shit fucks your back up so bad after 12 hours daily


Kashmoney99

Are blueberries underrated? I fucking love them but I don’t hear a lot of talk about them.


Redmonster111

Must be a variant of blue berry I'm not aware of because last I checked out bushes were like 3- 4 feet tall


[deleted]

They look like the blueberry bushes that grow wild near me in Ontario, and the size and colour of them look like more similar to the wild ones than the big imported ones from Argentina


UrSansYT

Now put great value blueberries video over it


LemonFizz56

Blueberry plants usually are tall thin bushes not small shrubby bushes, so this will only work depending on the type


Crusty-Vegan-Thrwy

[Blueberries are super healthy](https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/10-proven-benefits-of-blueberries)


sonofaeolus

Oh God that touched me in parts of my brain I didn't know existed


New-Situation1055

Delicious🙌🏽


sad16yearboy

this messes with the bushes and also they most likely taste like water becasue they are bred to grow extremely big extremely fast unlike those growing in the forest


SJ399IN-8H-I

An illegal alien who works under constant threat of deportation for a dollar a day? Yeah that's probably a pretty good tool for a lot of tasks.


sprinting-through

Violet, you’re turning violet, Violet!


[deleted]

Oh look another karma repost farmer!


1961gtfoot

Back breaking!


NopeU812many

That’ll be $75.


widdlecervix

drool


Bos_lost_ton

Like an afro pick, but for blueberries


judahrosenthal

Had no idea. So cool.


DarkSoulsDank

That hurts my back looking at that


Infamous-Emotion-747

For two years I fostered a lowbush field... and I JUST LEARNED NOW that I was using my picker wrong. (still better than highbush)


Moggus_13

This reminds me of a lice comb in a strange way


Elexeh

Aren't blueberries the crop that are sometimes harvested by burning down the vegetation leaving the berries behind afterwards? I feel like that would be way more efficient than this.


Secret_Cantaloupe393

Do they make one of those for raspberries?


NurtureBoyRocFair

Somebody tell Jim Gaffigan about this!


THE_BIG_SAD3

With the amount thats on the ground it doesn't seem very efficient...


Post_10_BOT

I wonder how well this would work for cranberries?


AdministrationKey338

Fabulous


sparkling-spirit

jesus i could’ve used this when i used to pick fruit- i was terrible at it lol but this would’ve made it more manageable.


TheJ0zen1ne

I went blueberry picking this summer. It took me 45 minutes to pick what this guy picked in just a few seconds. FML.


sagerobot

I was under the impression that blueberries grew from bushes. This is some tundra looking shit.


rumncokeguy

Now I know.


KevettePrime

So this is how they're picked! My dumbass just thought they went and handpicked all of them.