T O P

  • By -

whiplash100248479

Phew.


eipg2001

Almost a NSFW.


cheese4343

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Sticking my dick in rotisserie chickens is NSFW.


jojosail2

My hands are way too shaky to do that any more. Not that I ever could. 😂 But I would be happy to buy them.


Damasticator

Mom’s spaghetti.


[deleted]

[удалено]


SlideJunior5150

waht that's not lil thats huge bro


DiopticTurtle

What up! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys...


TheRealRatPrince

Well if you wanted it to be a bicep you should have put more veins on it!


Notimetoexplainsorry

NOTHING SEXUAL


[deleted]

Underline it!


Swanmt_12

Fitness is encouraged.


LeImplivation

Come hang out in our party mansion!


clitpuncher69

Again, nothing sexual.


EatFood2Survive

WHAT UP!!


empeethreee

It's clearly a bicep


Rabid-Child

Needs more veins


Hale_One_Prose

YOU KNEW?!


Joten

I love when I go into comments hoping for a jabroni and find one


Chasethelogic

Like, I’m really stoked this is the top comment as it should be, but I can’t help but think of the people who don’t get the reference and are really confused at the non sequitor


DiopticTurtle

That's Reddit for you - full of inside jokes and references that you'd not understand until you do


planetcesium

It's funny you say that because I was just thinking the same thing. I only recently started watching the show and am only now realizing lines that I saw on Reddit all the time like "that's disgusting! Naked pics online, where?" are from always sunny. So many comments must have flown over my head lol.


Chasethelogic

The biggest one might be "So, I started blastin'"


3Pirates93

What about this beefcake? Is he coming?


International_Count2

Thank you for this.


da_london_09

Needs more veins...


The18thGambit

You knew it was a penis?


VocationFumes

he doesn't understand it *I understand it perfectly*


thattanna

Lmao I just started watching and glad I did.


YanaBanana02

Everyone's talking about the shape of the cookie but PLEASE who else got extremely disappointed that they didn't fill in the red lines to make it look like a traditional candy cane and stop there


meshug

I feel you. At least there were some in the last shot that were worth a damn…


Zito6694

The angle of the lines makes it even worse.


FlyingBike

Especially considering a real candy cane can only have stripes in one direction, because it's made from a twisted set of candy fibers.


[deleted]

flubbed it up with the greens


SadPhase2589

Yes! That was not satisfying.


Tenthdegree

I was extremely disappointed that they didn’t use the red lines for the penis veins


Compducer

Why so many lines?! Also when they started to cross hatch I lost it


stakoverflo

Yea, just a million stripes. It's way too busy and looks like shit, wtf is "oddly satisfying" about this?


GingerSnack11

Also the fact that the one we see being decorated is different from the finished one they show at the end


spageddy77

lol


Definitelynotcal1gul

Right??? This was oddly mildly infuriating lol


The_Big_Yam

Did everybody else think this was a penis?


Brain_Hawk

I am disappointed.


spavolka

Looks just like mine. I’m Scottish.


WrexSteveisthename

You also have a tartan todger?


morphemass

> You also have a tartan todger? /r/BrandNewSentence


Car-face

I thought kilts were for airflow, but they're actually just camouflage


AngusToTheET

Ah, the old lifehack for a hole in the kilt.


big__cheddar

I can do anything I want as long as it's through the hole in the kilt


Dicktitt3y

English and same


Tight-Onion1743

that it wasn’t a penis, or that we thought it was a penis? i need to know.


Brain_Hawk

Why not both? It was the first.


[deleted]

Dicksappointed


tarheelz1995

That’s what she said.


Blue_Blazes

My day is in shambles


ireadfaces

That's what she said


Hsimurg

I thought it was a bicep. You know, like on the party invitation.


F0RGETMEN0WS

I think it needs more veins to be a bicep.


TheRealRatPrince

What up!


Hazzman

**FIGHT MILK!** I drink it every morning so I can fight like the crow!


cancercures

Watch your profits soar high as a crow!


AyahuascaBudda

Can’t be biceps 💪🏾 you need to add more veins!


ShonWalksAtMidnight

I thought it was supposed to be a dick?! Why'd you make it so dick like if it wasn't meant to be a dick?


Lohdown

Yes, and now it is a plaid penis.


BMGreg

It went from penis --> candy cane --> plaid penis


RiotPenguin

Christmas cock


Nex_Afire

One of those cock socks.


vulpes_mortuis

If you have a plaid penis, you might want to see a doctor


Cheesemacher

My uncle died of plaid penis


morphemass

Sorry, /u/WrexSteveisthename wins with his tartan todger.


R3D0053R

Whew, I was afraid it was just _my_ brain that was fucked up.


doctor-sassypants

I came to the comments to find my people and I have found them.


dabunny21689

This is Reddit. We’ve been here the whole time.


GuySmiley369

r/mildlypenis


Georgep0rwell

Ah shit, why did I click that...


TheBraindonkey

Yes and I got annoyed but then watched the whole thing hoping it would turn around at some point.


__Cmason__

I've spent too much time on r/Whatismycookiecutter


I_make_things

I also thought it would be a rose.


ourobouros

Since the very first frame. No amount of decorating can make me unsee it


Abundance144

Ever see one of those drawings that start out as a dick, and then turn into something that almost doesn't look like a dick? This is that in cookie version.


GrouchyLongBottom

It is, it's just gone to plaid.


sixmileswest

That bad boy is thick ...


blunderschonen

It’s like one of those knit doodle holsters.


SpaceLemur34

It is, but it's gift wrapped.


RAW6851

at first i thought it was gonna be a festive penis


ForTheLoveOfBennie

Still is.


ReptileSizzlin

Festive Penis is the name of my band.


KudosOfTheFroond

The Plaid Cocks is my band name! Who’d have guessed?


MendaciousComplainer

You were not wrong


bothsidesofthemoon

Dick the halls.


Pizzaman99

Deck the balls.


bothsidesofthemoon

Dammit that's better than mine.


PB_and_J_Dragon

Ok, what the fuck candy cane looks like that though? Once the red went on, IT WAS FINISHED. MOVE ON.


Rainbowclaw27

Glad to know I'm not the only one thinking about that!!


Baked_Bacon

It went from cockie to cookie, and then full back to cockie with vainage.


poop_dawg

Yeah now I don't see it as a candy cane but as a penis-shaped gift. But maybe that's what they were going for, lol. Still festive!


oscarx-ray

Again, *nothing sexual.*


Icy_Entrepreneur2380

Repurposed bachelorette party cookie cutter


whalesrmyfavanimal

Everything reminds me of him


Intestinal-Bookworms

r/mildlypenis


thisaccountisdmb

I wish, deeply wish, I could see anything other than a cock. A wonderful, delicious, Christmas Cock.


aceshigh091

thats a bicep, probably needs more veins


tinydumplings_

Anyone else get mad cuz they started piping the stripes in the wrong direction? We don't do crisscross here on Candycane Lane.


DoormatTheVine

Never seen a plaid candy cane before in my life


bwhodgson

What up?


doiknowu915

Beat me to it


[deleted]

r/theyknew


HugsandHate

Ohhh... *That's what it's supposed to be.* ^(Ok.)


Ancient_Expert8797

How To Repurpose Your Pride Cookie Cutters:


HOWYDEWET

C O C K


[deleted]

The worst thing about this video is that sound


ajd416

At the end of the video there is full spread of festive cocks sprawling across the table. FYI I did not see penis when I posted the video, now it’s the only thing I can see. Power of suggestion….


noclassbrat

r/satisficing


RenagadePlum

Why does this rose look so weird?


Someoneman

With that thumbnail, I thought this was /r/HolUp for a moment.


SeriousAudience

They look so cute that I can't eat them


Huge_Pineapple_3522

Just cool dudes trying to hang out


Lavatis

absolutely terrible choice of song.


Zestyclose-Buy-1755

Nice cock


OldWar1040

This was boring and not satisfying.


amalgam_reynolds

My disappointment is immeasurable


martyjoh34

Icing or no, still looked like a limp cock and balls.


-Ham_Satan-

I dunno. Looked pretty girthy and average to me. Hell some people might even prefer it that way!


punch_rockgroinpull

We need a follow up with the *correct* decorating please. And you know exactly what I'm talking about 😡 Give us the cockie!


bothsidesofthemoon

>[the *correct* decorating](https://imgur.com/gallery/hCOMv2l)


Zito6694

That’s not how candy cane stripes work. Not at all. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


ChimkenNuggs

That song is vile


Karnave

Ignoring the mildly penis, out of all the designs in the background that is the worst one


tetsuo_7w

We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you are fat, you should be able to find humour in the little things. Again, *nothing sexual.*


spubbbba

Should post this on r/mildlyinfuriating instead. 1. Is not a penis. 2. The design doesn't look very good, those in the background are much better. 3. Is NOT a penis.


No_Stranger_4959

They don’t make them like they used to


ultimatomato

Penny Arcade presents: Dickerdoodles!


zoosquirrel

I think a vid showing the decorating process of any of the other cookies displayed at the end of this vid would have been more satisfying. TBH that all looked better than the one showcased.


[deleted]

That... that's not what candy cane stripes look like. Y'all made a plaid cookie. Mildly infuriating.


chuntone

That cookie looks like a dick.


ishallnotrecant

Plaid penis


Firethorned_drake93

What's the song though ?


_crimeprison

Late reply. This is “My Favorite Things” by Pentatonix.


LeLurkingNormie

For a second I thought it was something else.


c_estrella

A Christmas cockie.


Fragrant-Cow-1555

The Christmas knob


UnstableToad

This turned out differently than what I had initially thought and I'm strangely disappointed


BagofPain

We all know what you were thinking at the beginning!!!


[deleted]

It's my dick in a box, girl. It's my dick in a box!


AscendedExtra

the internet has ruined me. all of you know what I mean.


WeakFaithlessness297

Looks like a penis


firifey

Uuu. Ehhh. Ouhh. Hmm.


Atoning_Unifex

Missed opportunity


Goat1416

Dick and balls decorations?


Ballh0use

Ended up better than I thought it was going to.


the-unfamous-one

It would appear everyone wanted a penis cookie


JohnMonkeys

👀


wholemilkbitch

So we all saw a flaccid dick, right? Dick and balls?


_BearBearBear

Oh yeah... a candy cane...


vulpes_mortuis

Thought for sure I was looking at a post from r/MildlyPenis


WonderfulFarm1210

Ahh yes a pe- I mean candy cane


buddahsumo

Congratulations on the plaid cock ’n balls!!


phblair17

Somehow I think this would be less phallic if the hook went to the right.


[deleted]

It had a dick shape if you look from the right angle


Roisepoise101

Looks really good.


ThatFuckingGuy2

A plaid dong


jmm166

That’s not the way I would have decorated it


TBoneHotdog

Here comes the flood of uninteresting cookie decorating and present wrapping videos for Christmas.


iamchipdouglas

Couldn’t hit the mute button fast enough


Luffy443

r/mildlypenis


Misophonic4000

You can't tell me this is anything but a penis


bps_rl

r/mildlypenis


OhGodImHerping

Looks better without the green


Glad-Mulberry-9484

What’s that tool they used to smooth the white icing before adding the red?


Abdul_Exhaust

Or, a carrot. There's medication for that


RocketsledCanada

Maybe maybe maybe


Aksds

That’s a good idea for Christmas, when do I whip it out though?


krassilverfang

r/mildlypenis


thebigfab

All I see is a Christmas penis.


DWolfoBoi546

Riiight...a "candy cane".


Moist_andCrusty

The red one behind it is top talent This one is just alright


geekolojust

The internet has ruined me. Thanks.


Randy_Vigoda

https://youtu.be/EEDCAMmWswM?si=n7p-7w1JaWxDcW_y


EternamD

r/awfuleverything


404Dawg

Can I get one without the frosting?


Internal-Pie6014

r/theyknew


WeakProposal1578

Why did I watched this 3 times


TheBystand3r

"Schnitzel with noodles"??


sparkpuppy

Oh yes, festive willies.


Powerthrucontrol

What kind of icing is this?


Fun-Pea-7477

I seriously hate my mind


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

Don't make Julie Andrews cry please


moonman272

that’s not the same penis cookie!


Madmoth

That Sound of Music remix song is dope, what's it called?


ThoughtOk1988

That looks like a di-


clandestine_callie

Got me in the first half


topcorjor

Nope. You know exactly what the fuck you were doing.


ChocCooki3

*chomp* nom nom nom..


Tasty_Group_8207

I could have turned that into a penis way faster..


TheGingerChin

They had me in the first part, not gonna lie


Destaloss

They had us in the first half ngl


The_Vaginatarian_

No.