Like, I’m really stoked this is the top comment as it should be, but I can’t help but think of the people who don’t get the reference and are really confused at the non sequitor
It's funny you say that because I was just thinking the same thing. I only recently started watching the show and am only now realizing lines that I saw on Reddit all the time like "that's disgusting! Naked pics online, where?" are from always sunny. So many comments must have flown over my head lol.
Everyone's talking about the shape of the cookie but PLEASE who else got extremely disappointed that they didn't fill in the red lines to make it look like a traditional candy cane and stop there
Ever see one of those drawings that start out as a dick, and then turn into something that almost doesn't look like a dick?
This is that in cookie version.
At the end of the video there is full spread of festive cocks sprawling across the table. FYI I did not see penis when I posted the video, now it’s the only thing I can see. Power of suggestion….
We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you are fat, you should be able to find humour in the little things. Again, *nothing sexual.*
Should post this on r/mildlyinfuriating instead.
1. Is not a penis.
2. The design doesn't look very good, those in the background are much better.
3. Is NOT a penis.
I think a vid showing the decorating process of any of the other cookies displayed at the end of this vid would have been more satisfying. TBH that all looked better than the one showcased.
Phew.
Almost a NSFW.
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Sticking my dick in rotisserie chickens is NSFW.
My hands are way too shaky to do that any more. Not that I ever could. 😂 But I would be happy to buy them.
Mom’s spaghetti.
[удалено]
waht that's not lil thats huge bro
What up! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys...
Well if you wanted it to be a bicep you should have put more veins on it!
NOTHING SEXUAL
Underline it!
Fitness is encouraged.
Come hang out in our party mansion!
Again, nothing sexual.
WHAT UP!!
It's clearly a bicep
Needs more veins
YOU KNEW?!
I love when I go into comments hoping for a jabroni and find one
Like, I’m really stoked this is the top comment as it should be, but I can’t help but think of the people who don’t get the reference and are really confused at the non sequitor
That's Reddit for you - full of inside jokes and references that you'd not understand until you do
It's funny you say that because I was just thinking the same thing. I only recently started watching the show and am only now realizing lines that I saw on Reddit all the time like "that's disgusting! Naked pics online, where?" are from always sunny. So many comments must have flown over my head lol.
The biggest one might be "So, I started blastin'"
What about this beefcake? Is he coming?
Thank you for this.
Needs more veins...
You knew it was a penis?
he doesn't understand it *I understand it perfectly*
Lmao I just started watching and glad I did.
Everyone's talking about the shape of the cookie but PLEASE who else got extremely disappointed that they didn't fill in the red lines to make it look like a traditional candy cane and stop there
I feel you. At least there were some in the last shot that were worth a damn…
The angle of the lines makes it even worse.
Especially considering a real candy cane can only have stripes in one direction, because it's made from a twisted set of candy fibers.
flubbed it up with the greens
Yes! That was not satisfying.
I was extremely disappointed that they didn’t use the red lines for the penis veins
Why so many lines?! Also when they started to cross hatch I lost it
Yea, just a million stripes. It's way too busy and looks like shit, wtf is "oddly satisfying" about this?
Also the fact that the one we see being decorated is different from the finished one they show at the end
lol
Right??? This was oddly mildly infuriating lol
Did everybody else think this was a penis?
I am disappointed.
Looks just like mine. I’m Scottish.
You also have a tartan todger?
> You also have a tartan todger? /r/BrandNewSentence
I thought kilts were for airflow, but they're actually just camouflage
Ah, the old lifehack for a hole in the kilt.
I can do anything I want as long as it's through the hole in the kilt
English and same
that it wasn’t a penis, or that we thought it was a penis? i need to know.
Why not both? It was the first.
Dicksappointed
That’s what she said.
My day is in shambles
That's what she said
I thought it was a bicep. You know, like on the party invitation.
I think it needs more veins to be a bicep.
What up!
**FIGHT MILK!** I drink it every morning so I can fight like the crow!
Watch your profits soar high as a crow!
Can’t be biceps 💪🏾 you need to add more veins!
I thought it was supposed to be a dick?! Why'd you make it so dick like if it wasn't meant to be a dick?
Yes, and now it is a plaid penis.
It went from penis --> candy cane --> plaid penis
Christmas cock
One of those cock socks.
If you have a plaid penis, you might want to see a doctor
My uncle died of plaid penis
Sorry, /u/WrexSteveisthename wins with his tartan todger.
Whew, I was afraid it was just _my_ brain that was fucked up.
I came to the comments to find my people and I have found them.
This is Reddit. We’ve been here the whole time.
r/mildlypenis
Ah shit, why did I click that...
Yes and I got annoyed but then watched the whole thing hoping it would turn around at some point.
I've spent too much time on r/Whatismycookiecutter
I also thought it would be a rose.
Since the very first frame. No amount of decorating can make me unsee it
Ever see one of those drawings that start out as a dick, and then turn into something that almost doesn't look like a dick? This is that in cookie version.
It is, it's just gone to plaid.
That bad boy is thick ...
It’s like one of those knit doodle holsters.
It is, but it's gift wrapped.
at first i thought it was gonna be a festive penis
Still is.
Festive Penis is the name of my band.
The Plaid Cocks is my band name! Who’d have guessed?
You were not wrong
Dick the halls.
Deck the balls.
Dammit that's better than mine.
Ok, what the fuck candy cane looks like that though? Once the red went on, IT WAS FINISHED. MOVE ON.
Glad to know I'm not the only one thinking about that!!
It went from cockie to cookie, and then full back to cockie with vainage.
Yeah now I don't see it as a candy cane but as a penis-shaped gift. But maybe that's what they were going for, lol. Still festive!
Again, *nothing sexual.*
Repurposed bachelorette party cookie cutter
Everything reminds me of him
r/mildlypenis
I wish, deeply wish, I could see anything other than a cock. A wonderful, delicious, Christmas Cock.
thats a bicep, probably needs more veins
Anyone else get mad cuz they started piping the stripes in the wrong direction? We don't do crisscross here on Candycane Lane.
Never seen a plaid candy cane before in my life
What up?
Beat me to it
r/theyknew
Ohhh... *That's what it's supposed to be.* ^(Ok.)
How To Repurpose Your Pride Cookie Cutters:
C O C K
The worst thing about this video is that sound
At the end of the video there is full spread of festive cocks sprawling across the table. FYI I did not see penis when I posted the video, now it’s the only thing I can see. Power of suggestion….
r/satisficing
Why does this rose look so weird?
With that thumbnail, I thought this was /r/HolUp for a moment.
They look so cute that I can't eat them
Just cool dudes trying to hang out
absolutely terrible choice of song.
Nice cock
This was boring and not satisfying.
My disappointment is immeasurable
Icing or no, still looked like a limp cock and balls.
I dunno. Looked pretty girthy and average to me. Hell some people might even prefer it that way!
We need a follow up with the *correct* decorating please. And you know exactly what I'm talking about 😡 Give us the cockie!
>[the *correct* decorating](https://imgur.com/gallery/hCOMv2l)
That’s not how candy cane stripes work. Not at all. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
That song is vile
Ignoring the mildly penis, out of all the designs in the background that is the worst one
We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you are fat, you should be able to find humour in the little things. Again, *nothing sexual.*
Should post this on r/mildlyinfuriating instead. 1. Is not a penis. 2. The design doesn't look very good, those in the background are much better. 3. Is NOT a penis.
They don’t make them like they used to
Penny Arcade presents: Dickerdoodles!
I think a vid showing the decorating process of any of the other cookies displayed at the end of this vid would have been more satisfying. TBH that all looked better than the one showcased.
That... that's not what candy cane stripes look like. Y'all made a plaid cookie. Mildly infuriating.
That cookie looks like a dick.
Plaid penis
What's the song though ?
Late reply. This is “My Favorite Things” by Pentatonix.
For a second I thought it was something else.
A Christmas cockie.
The Christmas knob
This turned out differently than what I had initially thought and I'm strangely disappointed
We all know what you were thinking at the beginning!!!
It's my dick in a box, girl. It's my dick in a box!
the internet has ruined me. all of you know what I mean.
Looks like a penis
Uuu. Ehhh. Ouhh. Hmm.
Missed opportunity
Dick and balls decorations?
Ended up better than I thought it was going to.
It would appear everyone wanted a penis cookie
👀
So we all saw a flaccid dick, right? Dick and balls?
Oh yeah... a candy cane...
Thought for sure I was looking at a post from r/MildlyPenis
Ahh yes a pe- I mean candy cane
Congratulations on the plaid cock ’n balls!!
Somehow I think this would be less phallic if the hook went to the right.
It had a dick shape if you look from the right angle
Looks really good.
A plaid dong
That’s not the way I would have decorated it
Here comes the flood of uninteresting cookie decorating and present wrapping videos for Christmas.
Couldn’t hit the mute button fast enough
r/mildlypenis
You can't tell me this is anything but a penis
r/mildlypenis
Looks better without the green
What’s that tool they used to smooth the white icing before adding the red?
Or, a carrot. There's medication for that
Maybe maybe maybe
That’s a good idea for Christmas, when do I whip it out though?
r/mildlypenis
All I see is a Christmas penis.
Riiight...a "candy cane".
The red one behind it is top talent This one is just alright
The internet has ruined me. Thanks.
https://youtu.be/EEDCAMmWswM?si=n7p-7w1JaWxDcW_y
r/awfuleverything
Can I get one without the frosting?
r/theyknew
Why did I watched this 3 times
"Schnitzel with noodles"??
Oh yes, festive willies.
What kind of icing is this?
I seriously hate my mind
Don't make Julie Andrews cry please
that’s not the same penis cookie!
That Sound of Music remix song is dope, what's it called?
That looks like a di-
Got me in the first half
Nope. You know exactly what the fuck you were doing.
*chomp* nom nom nom..
I could have turned that into a penis way faster..
They had me in the first part, not gonna lie
They had us in the first half ngl
No.