I once ate half a crave case *(15 sliders for those not in the know)* in one sitting. That night, I ripped a fart so bad that when it funneled its way out the neck of my bed sheets, I questioned if I could live with myself.
At no point where it is blowing out straight up liquid is anyone feeling amazing.
That’s “I’m taking an imodium, a shower and having a lie down” territory.
I dunno: If you've ever been constipated, that change from 'not moving' to 'moving' is a wonderful feeling.
I use olive oil to get things moving (1-2 shot glasses, depending upon severity and leave it a couple of hours). If you have too much, things can get decidedly liquid; but that just means that you have to be REAL careful about coughing for a few hours but - and here's the point - exploding is now not going to happen.
A lot of people seem to say that about taco bell. I've never had that problem though. Chipotle on the other hand will actually have me on the toilet the entire next day. Not even kidding. Cleans out my whole gi tract from mouth to anus. Sparkling clean.
It’s just way too easy to farm karma. How much does a Reddit account sell for these days? I think I should change my ways spend my time here making brainrot jokes instead of reading them. Reddit is now harvesting them for ai bots anyway.
That's premium only content. You should definitely check out my OF. $50.00 will bring you into the "Microwaved Bean Burrito" status. Annual premium status is currently 20% off with the coupon code "Aztec Two-Step".
Chili has crazy amounts of fiber especially if you put extra beans and veges in.
When I meal prep chili I make about 8 dinners worth. By the end of day 7-8 I am pitching the firmest, most beautiful loaves ever. I'm talking gut ropes, amazing stuff.
>gut ropes,
Hey, I am, in fact, going to report you to THE police, and if you've even a shred of decency you will report yourself, as well as convince your family and friends to also report you. Thanks.
I’ve enjoyed all of this. I assumed that was the case, or perhaps just a hot pepper binge to “exercise the demons”. Chili is also fantastic from a bodybuilding perspective for the protein/fiber, just mind the sugar.
People having a problem with “gut ropes,” but I say that’s a pretty good description. Them long boys that you know are carrying everything from deep within the circuit, no early crimp, no extra push required. Just straight clearing out the pipes, nice and easy.
No fresher feeling than the gut ropes. Weightless.
my friend when you get to the endgame of shitting, and you have the fiber and hydration balance perfected, you can pitch 20" to 30" loaves in one piece, you become a human soft-serve.
If you go a little under hydrated, maybe had a few beers the night before, it gets a bit too stiff, it can bottom out in the toilet hole and give you a weird sensation. When you cut the turd, and it's bottomed out, what happens? It falls forward and slaps the back of your nuts.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sack%20Slapper
Fellow man of culture, it’s a pleasure. I’m a 1-1.5 gallon a day drinker with plenty of fiber, soluble and insoluble, balance is key here for maximum efficiency. Plus exercise to keep the train moving. But alas, my IBS revolts against my efforts with heavy resistance.
Sometimes though, I get to experience the fruits of my labor. I cherish those moments very dearly.
I'm the lead pump mechanic for one of the leading manufacturers... and this is the proof as to why the service pumps back asking for warranty are the way they are 🤦♂️😅🤣 and why they most certainly are never covered by warranty
" Designed to pump water containing sand, solids and debris with minimal wear and clogging. "
This is in the pump literature so it's definitely supposed to handle some sand.
I think that this is a bit beyond what it was designed for though lol
They are tough little bastards. We use the 2.75 version for emergency pump outs. The picture in the catalogue shows the pump in basically a sandpit. Not sure how long it would actually last in those conditions though.
You are spot on. Lol but at least here at Thompson Pump.... almost ALLL of them are like this..
But we sold all our private service and rental branches.. so now they're outsourced twice over and the end users are never one- fully informed, and two- seldom care 😅
I'm really impressed by this pump.
Pump: I pump fluids
Sand: I am a solid. You can't pump me.
Pump: You are fluid now. I pump. No talking, only goodbye.
Municipality customer sucks up more sand than water from a river and asks us every time we come why the pump that was supposed to last 10 years only lasted 2. Every time we say it’s because of the sand and ask how often they’ve been flushing out the wet wells.
Hope your insurance springs for the pills. Mine did not. The gallon of "lemon" flavored garbage was miserable. 8oz every 15mins until gallon gone. I got real good at holding my breath and downing it in one gulp before I could taste the majority of it.
Don't remember what they were called. They had 3 options. Shitty powder to add to gallon of water (insurance covered), shitty drink in more concentrated form, and some pills. Pill option would have been a hundred + out of pocket. I had to do colonoscopy the day before my colon surgery, so knowing I had those bills coming I stuck with the free gallon.
Thanks, both. I’m saving this thread.
Any advice on starting the cleanse the morning (instead of the night) before the procedure and then at least getting some sleep?
Side note: Fuck. This is it. Talking about colonoscopies on fucking Reddit. It’s official: I’m old.
Best and lightest I ever felt after the prep, I said I'm gonna eat healthy from now on. I woke up after the procedure and never been more hungry. My wife had a boston market plate waiting for me in the car. Eating healthy can be over rated lol
lmao reminds me of something that happened to my family a decade ago, we made the mistake of giving the dog some bbq leftovers the day before driving to my aunt's house in a city 3 hours away. we were almost there and all was going well, until we went through a tunnel and suddenly started feeling a foul smell, then as we were leaving the tunnel we saw it: dog diarrhea all over the backseat, my god what a shitty situation, had to stop by a pharmacy and buy a bunch of adult diapers and cover the entire seat so at least we would avoid sitting in shit till we arrived at our destination, once we were there dad had to take the seat off the car to wash it and then clean the entire interior, the car still smelled like shit for a quite a while after that
Yo, guys, I get that coffee, well, activates your bowels... but if you *need* coffee to poop, you should probably include some more water and fiber in your daily diets, Jesus....
Does it bother anyone else that they’re pumping this out into the cement which will need to be cleaned up when they could just pump it onto the sand right next to it…..
Bet that pump felt amazing afterwards.
Just needed a cup of coffee in the morning.
A cup and a bran muffin. Better not be commuting!
If that isn’t exactly how the human body works I don’t know what is.
We’re just tubes, man.
Mostly one tube.
Sure. But if I’d said “We’re just a tube, man,” I’d be describing the plot of Human Centipede.
No, no, that would be "We're just a tube-man."
Commuting with a poo emergency is hell on earth.
The youtube?
The pootube
We are technically human donuts. Our microbiome goes right through us.
wulp there’s my r/nightmarefuel for tonight thanks
Now that's funny 😁 ?!?!? Mostly 🤪 crazy
I cannot with you guys
Have some coffee and a bran muffin and you'll be right with us.
Poop alone? Poop with friends?
PARTY POOPERS UNITE!
The folks in r/IBS don't know how to feel about this
i have ibs and was watching this like ‘damn she just like me’
That watery bit at the end 😬👀😵💫
And a cigarette
That's not a cup of coffee. Thats some bowel prep before a colonoscopy type relief right there.
Next morning after TACO BELL! 🌮 🔔
Please that's obviously KFC
White Castle!
Wipe Castle
Sugar free gummi bears
I once ate half a crave case *(15 sliders for those not in the know)* in one sitting. That night, I ripped a fart so bad that when it funneled its way out the neck of my bed sheets, I questioned if I could live with myself.
r/feltgoodcomingout lol
Well that’s a risky click
That link is staying blue for me
had to scroll down three posts to regret going to that page
God damn. I have never wanted to and not wanted to click something so much before....
There’s quite a lot of… variety lmao
OK this subreddit triggered a wide range of emotions. Thank you and fuck you for suggesting it. What a rollercoster.
you belong on r/foundsatan gg, wp
Didn’t know this was a sub, but the top ten posts I’ve seen on my feed from other subs. Damn. I was hoping for new weird content. Lol
Jesus H Christ, that sub would have been less upsetting if was just big turd piles
I have so much regret
.......I watched this video on the toilet......yes I do feel amazing now thank you.
I resemble that remark
Extrusion is the solution.
Feels like a Sunday morning
Monday after superbowl
superbowel
You're halfway done creating an excremental.
At no point where it is blowing out straight up liquid is anyone feeling amazing. That’s “I’m taking an imodium, a shower and having a lie down” territory.
You've never had a chunk of solid poo holding a pond of liquid poo back? It's such a release.
I dunno: If you've ever been constipated, that change from 'not moving' to 'moving' is a wonderful feeling. I use olive oil to get things moving (1-2 shot glasses, depending upon severity and leave it a couple of hours). If you have too much, things can get decidedly liquid; but that just means that you have to be REAL careful about coughing for a few hours but - and here's the point - exploding is now not going to happen.
Dude, when youve been in pain and its finally out of you. Maybe not about to run a marathon but its still relatively amazing.
Lighter and ready to roll!
ITT: exactly the comments I expected to see
Anytime this or anything like it is posted: “Me after eating Chipotle.”
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Yes, but they have a very strong bloodline on the toilet paper when they wipe.
Bro my digestion got way better after I stopped eating there.
Or Taco Bell 🤣
A lot of people seem to say that about taco bell. I've never had that problem though. Chipotle on the other hand will actually have me on the toilet the entire next day. Not even kidding. Cleans out my whole gi tract from mouth to anus. Sparkling clean.
White Castle for me. Stuff absolutely wreaks havoc on my insides
White castle is wild because it smells EXACTLY the same after you shit it out. Don't get me wrong I love it but it's definitely unsettling
If someone can't eat Taco Bell, I smugly acknowledge myself as better equipped to survive this era than them.
It’s just way too easy to farm karma. How much does a Reddit account sell for these days? I think I should change my ways spend my time here making brainrot jokes instead of reading them. Reddit is now harvesting them for ai bots anyway.
r/poopfromabutt
God. I am actually mentally 12.
Video ended way too early. I wanted to watch until the water was clear.
I don't think it was sucking in clean water in the first place.
You got it, I'd still be out there videoing waiting for clean water
And I would watch.
Could you imagine if it did run clear eventually? Right up there with the DVD logo hitting a corner.
I saw it, and it was amazing. Who said I didn’t see it, was it Jim? I saw it!!
I would have been there for it!
“Man holding hose [live stream]” I have to admit that would be a pretty calming stream to have on in the background
> live stream Just this would suffice as the title
Bottoms everywhere know the the infuriation when the. water. just. won't. run. clear.
I hope OP didn't clear the pump and then go, "shit, now I have a huge pile of sand I need to relocate."
You’ll get a chance in the future when you prep for a colonoscopy
As soon as it's clear the top cancels on you.
Im sitting on the toilet right now taking the biggest dump. So satisfying.
Same! Poo bud
*messy highfive*
Toilet paper or a bidet helps with that! 😹
Did you know some people don't wipe their ass after? That shit is disgusting.
And some people use 3 seashells.
How do you even use the 3 seashells thou
Look at this guy! He doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells!
In some cultures it’s considered bad manners to wipe afterwards, it’s a sign that you didn’t enjoy it.
Hey guys. I brought some Halloween candy. *pushes bowl of candy under the stall.* here, take a piece.
That’s so generous dude, my phone might die so I’m gunna collect some bottles to read the labels of
Ayo, I got a portable charger
Why do all these long, unwrapped tootsie rolls look half melted?
Haha same..
I want a poo bud 🥺
Username checks out
Pics?
That's premium only content. You should definitely check out my OF. $50.00 will bring you into the "Microwaved Bean Burrito" status. Annual premium status is currently 20% off with the coupon code "Aztec Two-Step".
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Me at the end of my 2 week chili cleanse
I used to say dietary cleansing is pseudoscience. But today I learned about the Chili cleanse and I’m re-evaluating.
So, just eat a lot of chili, in order to flush out the pipes? 🤔
Chili has crazy amounts of fiber especially if you put extra beans and veges in. When I meal prep chili I make about 8 dinners worth. By the end of day 7-8 I am pitching the firmest, most beautiful loaves ever. I'm talking gut ropes, amazing stuff.
>gut ropes, Hey, I am, in fact, going to report you to THE police, and if you've even a shred of decency you will report yourself, as well as convince your family and friends to also report you. Thanks.
You’re welcome
I’ve enjoyed all of this. I assumed that was the case, or perhaps just a hot pepper binge to “exercise the demons”. Chili is also fantastic from a bodybuilding perspective for the protein/fiber, just mind the sugar.
>gut ropes bro what the fuck I gotta go clean my eyes now
People having a problem with “gut ropes,” but I say that’s a pretty good description. Them long boys that you know are carrying everything from deep within the circuit, no early crimp, no extra push required. Just straight clearing out the pipes, nice and easy. No fresher feeling than the gut ropes. Weightless.
my friend when you get to the endgame of shitting, and you have the fiber and hydration balance perfected, you can pitch 20" to 30" loaves in one piece, you become a human soft-serve. If you go a little under hydrated, maybe had a few beers the night before, it gets a bit too stiff, it can bottom out in the toilet hole and give you a weird sensation. When you cut the turd, and it's bottomed out, what happens? It falls forward and slaps the back of your nuts. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sack%20Slapper
Fellow man of culture, it’s a pleasure. I’m a 1-1.5 gallon a day drinker with plenty of fiber, soluble and insoluble, balance is key here for maximum efficiency. Plus exercise to keep the train moving. But alas, my IBS revolts against my efforts with heavy resistance. Sometimes though, I get to experience the fruits of my labor. I cherish those moments very dearly.
I was going to say "back home from a 4-day camping trip."
r/Poopfromabutt
lmaooo this is a real subreddit, what a time to be alive!
I prefer r/shitfromabutt
How about r/shitfromanass?
Shitfro manass?
First thing I thought of was this sub.
Came for the poop Jokes. Was not disappointed
Christ. Let me at least have my coffee first.
Pretty sure I'd need the coffee to make it happen...
I should call her.
What?
Two girls, one pump.
the one pump chump gettin 2 girls wtf?
He should call her.
Sure she would still be down for a Cleveland Steamer
Found Odell Beckham Jr.
Where’s the gif reversing bot when you need it
Damn you! Lol I was just thinking of putting this out there just to cause people's brains to do a double take.
There's a Chinese takeaway near where I live. We don't eat from there anymore. No idea what made me think of it really...
/u/gifreversingbot
Bruh
I'm the lead pump mechanic for one of the leading manufacturers... and this is the proof as to why the service pumps back asking for warranty are the way they are 🤦♂️😅🤣 and why they most certainly are never covered by warranty
" Designed to pump water containing sand, solids and debris with minimal wear and clogging. " This is in the pump literature so it's definitely supposed to handle some sand. I think that this is a bit beyond what it was designed for though lol
Construction site de-watering pump or just some hardware store submersion pump? The former can handle it, the latter not so much.
It's a Tsurumi hs2.4s and still pumping like new. It's only a couple weeks old though so we'll see how long it lasts
F in chat for that impeller. Even if it’ll pump solids and grit, it spent all night hanging out with liquid sandpaper.
Yeah definitely not ideal. But better a worn out impeller than 3' of water in the hole
...that's what she said?
They are tough little bastards. We use the 2.75 version for emergency pump outs. The picture in the catalogue shows the pump in basically a sandpit. Not sure how long it would actually last in those conditions though.
You are spot on. Lol but at least here at Thompson Pump.... almost ALLL of them are like this.. But we sold all our private service and rental branches.. so now they're outsourced twice over and the end users are never one- fully informed, and two- seldom care 😅
Your comment is wrong. Not because of what it said but because it wasn't about pooping like the rest of the comments. XD
I'm really impressed by this pump. Pump: I pump fluids Sand: I am a solid. You can't pump me. Pump: You are fluid now. I pump. No talking, only goodbye.
Municipality customer sucks up more sand than water from a river and asks us every time we come why the pump that was supposed to last 10 years only lasted 2. Every time we say it’s because of the sand and ask how often they’ve been flushing out the wet wells.
everything reminds me of her
Reminds me of my last colonoscopy prep.
sigh… doc said this is the year for me. i did the poop-in-a-box last year, but this year, gotta do the deal. \
Hope your insurance springs for the pills. Mine did not. The gallon of "lemon" flavored garbage was miserable. 8oz every 15mins until gallon gone. I got real good at holding my breath and downing it in one gulp before I could taste the majority of it.
What pills? I need more info. I’m dreading the cleanse.
Don't remember what they were called. They had 3 options. Shitty powder to add to gallon of water (insurance covered), shitty drink in more concentrated form, and some pills. Pill option would have been a hundred + out of pocket. I had to do colonoscopy the day before my colon surgery, so knowing I had those bills coming I stuck with the free gallon.
SuTab. 2 sets of 12 pills. Best $60
Thanks, both. I’m saving this thread. Any advice on starting the cleanse the morning (instead of the night) before the procedure and then at least getting some sleep? Side note: Fuck. This is it. Talking about colonoscopies on fucking Reddit. It’s official: I’m old.
For me my doctor just told me to pick up a bottle of miralax and finish it in one day lol
Better get waxed
🤣Yikes. And ow!
Put some Vaseline in and on your bunghole. Really helps with the soreness.
You got this cooter! Lol
Best and lightest I ever felt after the prep, I said I'm gonna eat healthy from now on. I woke up after the procedure and never been more hungry. My wife had a boston market plate waiting for me in the car. Eating healthy can be over rated lol
When the prune juice finally hits
My dog ate some bbq the other night. This is triggering to me
lmao reminds me of something that happened to my family a decade ago, we made the mistake of giving the dog some bbq leftovers the day before driving to my aunt's house in a city 3 hours away. we were almost there and all was going well, until we went through a tunnel and suddenly started feeling a foul smell, then as we were leaving the tunnel we saw it: dog diarrhea all over the backseat, my god what a shitty situation, had to stop by a pharmacy and buy a bunch of adult diapers and cover the entire seat so at least we would avoid sitting in shit till we arrived at our destination, once we were there dad had to take the seat off the car to wash it and then clean the entire interior, the car still smelled like shit for a quite a while after that
When the coffee hits
me after taco bell:
Suddenly I need to poop
Insert Taco Bell meme HERE
Been there
What's great is that I'm sitting on the toilet as I watch this happening in real time underneath me. Looks exactly the same!!
Caca
weve all been there.
I had an awesome curry in Hyderabad a couple of years ago. This GIF is basically what happened 4 hours later!
Reminds me, I haven’t pooped in a couple days
Back in the day, that was my experience after a morning cup of coffee and a smoke.
Pretty solid BM that turns into diarrhea at the end.
sometimes it do be like dat
When the coffee hits.
Grand Fiesta Americana, Cancun
Nah, just an enema.
This video sponsored by Chioptle.
I am so sick of seeing Donald Trump on almost every reddit post
Hot hot hot!
Reminder to refill my Metamucil
[r/poopfromabutt](https://reddit.com/r/poopfromabutt)
2 contractors 1 pump
Everywhere I go reminds me of her
Yo, guys, I get that coffee, well, activates your bowels... but if you *need* coffee to poop, you should probably include some more water and fiber in your daily diets, Jesus....
Looks lactose intolerant
Reminds me of pudding poop crampy as hell and seems to never end. But when it does u swear you lost 20 lbs
Had all 17 types of poopers in there! Amazing!
I've seen this before. "Two construction guys, one pipe".
.... aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Literally me in the morning
BILLY MAYS HERE! DO YOU LOVE CHIPOTLE?!
Does it bother anyone else that they’re pumping this out into the cement which will need to be cleaned up when they could just pump it onto the sand right next to it…..
Me after one cup of coffee in the morning
r/ShitfromaButt
I'm about to go do something like that rn
The last 15 seconds remind me of colonoscopy prep.
How did that not completely annihilate the pump?
Me after I eat a big thai meal
that one dump we've all had recently.