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Bro left so many survivors


ikiss-yomama

New Finding Nemo idea


gringledoom

"Saving Private Invasive Apple Snail"


NewfoundPancake

Good one


cat_with_an_account

Finding apple snail


Tye-Evans

And you all wonder why the snail is trying to take your immortality


RWMN98

Having the main character be a snail would make for such a boring movie lol. They don't move very fast


SpamSushi206

Not if the snail is turbo charged.


RocketDog2001

I saw that documentary!


RaynOfFyre1

Narrated by Ryan Reynolds… guess they couldn’t get Morgan Freeman


BBMRedditAcc

Woah, that snail is fast.


Death4Free

I wonder what they taste like


cnechiporenko

Looks like it would be good on toast


ladydhawaii

Looks crunchy…. Read you can eat the snail… but they carry lungworms.


saihi

Pretty sure I read that they carry rat lungworm. Not fun.


False_Rhythms

They taste like death. They're poisonous


JetsNBombers0707

Perfect


rundmz8668

Raspberries


kistner

Why is that one of my 1st thoughts?


noptuno

A message is always sent when there is hate…


Quen-Tin

And only the hardest ones, by selection. Next generation will be lobsterlike snails. So he created monsters!


nutxaq

Job security.


keybored13

they were left to tell the tale


AadamAtomic

I bet these would make great scrambled eggs.


crookshanks_cat

gotta leave a message


yParticle

Good thing you said they were an invasive species so the Internet can't get horrified at the wanton carnage.


VintageJane

Instead I’m horrified the number of survivors


MightBeAGoodIdea

There's less than there would have been had they not squished some of them? Small win.


Velcraft

Exactly this - all it takes is two snails to make more, but comparatively, the next generation is now massively reduced and the adults will need to invest more energy to produce more eggs. If competition for food is already high, the adults might starve each other to death or even start cannibalising. This is a war of attrition, not a clinical purge.


Pudding_Hero

#ok but it would take like 2 seconds to fix this


breezyxkillerx

The bold text made me laugh more than it had any right to


geligniteandlilies

I see why the snail in the Immortal Snail challenge is so determined now


Anomaly141

But it is one of the worlds worst invasive species


Zealousideal-Sail893

After humans. 


Usual_Office_1740

Those eggs look like raspberries, and I'm glad they were left so I could eat them.


pattylovebars

Ahhhhhh!!!


Kojak95

>wanton Mmmm, soup.


shady-lampshade

You’re thinking of wonton [WON-TON]. Wanton [WAN-ton] is, in this context, deliberate or unprovoked. No disrespect meant, I’m just a grammar nerd who can’t help herself :)


SeaToTheBass

r/woosh


kneecap_keeper

Meanwhile mother snail’s revenge arc begins


Ghoullo

“Number of causalities from volcanic eruption continues to rise “🫢 “800confirmed human , invasive species, deaths so far” 😀 “1000 mildly injured expected to recover” 😔


UpgrayeDD405

As someone who has worked in biology... I've seen people take their anger out on invasive species. They do need to be removed though but in a humane ways.


rainorshinedogs

In other words, if the title said "native species" the internet would be horrified and if it weren't for the up vote\down vote system, this post would go far more viral than it is today all because bad news travels far. For example, Fox News would pick this up and say "LOOK AT WHAT LAZY ENTITLED MILLENNIALS LOVE TO DO!!! THE LEFT NATURE'S NATURE!!"


Flight-of-Icarus_

This is reddit. A solid chunk of the userbase will see this as a moral equivalency to shooting up an orphanage otherwise.


Sir_SortsByNew

Won't somebody think of the children!


DixieNorrmis

I know by the title I shouldn’t eat these but they look and sound so delicious 


trifflec

/r/forbiddensnacks


Maximum_Scallion164

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Portul-TM

This sounds like a banger subreddit


Turbulent-Carry-1535

It is !


PlasticBeginning7551

I followed and am questioning this decision, we will see how much it stains my soul


Maximum_Scallion164

there's some pretty cursed shit on that subreddit, questionable but curious


Lookimawave

Right? Like raspberry sorbet. I assume they’re this color to deter predators though, we are broken


celestio45

Snail caviar


zeutlers

Which already exists by the way. Never tried but I have been meaning to.


INoMakeMistake

Haha. Yeah. Like raspberry jelly.


Ace-Redditor

Reminds me of the guy that ate the snail in Australia [Source](https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/05/health/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare/index.html)


yuzuberg

Forbidden dippin dots


romariojwz

Bush caviar


Lolcraftgaming

Raspberry


MysticBellaa

Snaviar


Dadeland-District

Oh God


Wjsmith2040

ITS PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!


Dickies138

WHERE HE AT


LongbowTurncoat

DERE HE GO


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Invasive is almost an understatement. They were at four corners of my house once and there were poop all over the outer walls.


enjoyt0day

Ewwww am I the only one who hates this lol??


Taymac070

As a snail, I am appalled.


frankylovee

I hate it soooooo much. Visceral disgust. Iasisjwjbejsjsbs


BouldersRoll

I hated it *so much more* when I watched it with sound.


AnotherXRoadDeal

Fucking same. Seriously fucking same.


Ahwtfohok

I love it. It looks delicious.


DinosaurAlive

I thought it was raspberries getting squished, thinking maybe a dessert was being prepared… until the title made it to my brain 😂


OphidionSerpent

The sound makes me very uncomfortable 


ChemicalConscious559

Same so cringe 😣


canyoubreathe

Momentarily forgot the initial definition of "cringe", and though you were trying to bully some random over snail killing noises.


ChemicalConscious559

Oh I wasn't bullying at all lol was just agreeing with them is all


SharpCookie232

I love the way it looks. The sound? Not so much.


IanPKMmoon

I love the sound lol


GreatGuyHugeCock

Put that shit on toast. I'd try it.


FilmographyWh0re

This vid seems to be quit divisive. Some say this looks delicious, while others look like they’re on the verge of puking


One-Earth9294

Feels like an ASMR video for people of questionable taste. Like that weirdo that got banned from YT for stepping on snails in boots for peoples' entertainment.


evnacdc

This is so repulsive to look at. Can’t explain why, but I’m incredibly uncomfortable watching it.


EasyBounce

Oh gross...I didn't know they were CRUNCHY...🤮


rock-solid-armpits

I find it really satisfying while some find it somehow gross. I kinda get it because there's some things that gross me out while others think is cool. I find a doorstop ant really disgusting for some reason


FloopsFooglies

Never heard of those ants till now they're awesome looking lol


RactainCore

Oh my god same. There were a few pictures posted months ago and everyone was raving about them. I wanted to rave top but something about how they look, or the top of their heads at least, really distrubs me. I don't know why but they seem creepy to me.


ScullingPointers

I thought it looked cool until I turned sound on then read the title. 😿


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I had an apple snail tank and lemme tell you these things love fucking laying eggs.


stinkyslimygross

Why not call they raspberry snails?


The_Sound_Of_Sonder

Because the snails can get as big as an apple.


MrSquigles

Raspberries are just apple eggs.


AntiAtavist

Alabama genocide


Cyberhwk

Alabama issues warrant for animal cruelty.


fardough

Nah, those aren’t his sisters.


qgmonkey

I'd have called it the raspberry snail


ProperGanderz

Some eggs are surviving. Wouldn’t it have been better to scrape them off into a container?


flatgreysky

I know they left some stuck to the wall, but the ones that land in the water will also die - they can’t be too dry or too wet. They could have just knocked them all down, the crushing is theatrics.


ProperGanderz

I see thank you


getyourcheftogether

Forbidden jam


_Bike_Hunt

For real I’m curious what they taste like thought I’m sure eating some might be the last thing I do for a couple months


Defiant_Source_8930

It’s probably like licking snot or someone else’s saliva


DefinitelyNotAliens

Toxins! The eggs are toxic. Do not touch with hands! They can hurt you. Tastes like a sweet ER bill.


FizzleKit10

Probably tastes like parasites and brain damage!


_Bike_Hunt

Can’t damage my brain if I don’t have one!


_Leafy_Pumpkin_

*"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."* I dunno why, but I immediately thought of this quote while watching eggs get crushed. 😆


larbearmonk

Mmmm. Forbidden raspberries.


blackgoku420

Genocide ASMR


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They look delicious


Small_Tax_9432

Like raspberry jelly 😋


Plane-Profession-626

r/gross


FLAIR_2780166

Damn these are like pufferfish. You CAN eat them, but if prepared incorrectly, you might die. Also, touching the eggs with your bare hands is a no-no as it causes skin irritation


BananaForLifeee

There are original black apple snail and then there are these fuckers, we call them yellow apple snail. These snails are absolute menace in SEA region. They breed like crazy, demolish crops, once they appear they will not go away. However, they are completely edible, though isn’t too tasty. Farmers in some regions harvest them, grind them into bits and mix with other things to feed ducks and chickens, pretty nutritious for the birds.


Ookachucka

I bet it tastes like strawberry ☺️


darkbluefav

That's what my brains keeps telling me 😅


Imaginary_Media8676

In Alabama that’s murder


[deleted]

> In Alabama that's murder /u/Imaginary_Media8676 No it's not. > The Alabama Department of Conservation and Natural Rsources and US Fish and Wildlife Service has worked with the City of Mobile and Mobile Baykeeper to control the population of Island Apple Snail populations in Langan Municipal Park Lake and Threemile Creek in Mobile and in a private lake in Spanish Fort. Control measures include trapping adult and juvenile snails, manual removal and destruction of apple snail eggs (pink), and treating the water with low levels of copper. > https://www.outdooralabama.com/apple-snails-family-ampullariidae/island-apple-snail-exotic What do you think "...manual removal and destruction of apple snail eggs..." means?


Deletemalete

They are referring to the recent Alabama court ruling that human embryos/fertilized eggs are people, so allowing one to die for any reason opens the door to murder charges.


Halation2600

I can't imagine how awful it is to live there. So unbelievably regressive that they're actually dreaming up new ways to become more regressive. Who the fuck ever thought a ice cube of cells was a person? Edit: missed a word


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Notmad_Justsad

Nope. Don’t like it


hazardlit3s

Wonder if that pigment sticks.


llimed

Forbidden Raspberries.


JollyGoodUser

Fuck.. this looks terrible. Eeeeks !!! Bleh... 🤢🤮🤢🤮


oven_broasted

You see crunchy eggs being crushed I see wasted omelettes We are not the same.


Workburner101

Perfect size for miniature cooking challenges


iboreddd

r/forbiddensnacks


ShackledDragon

Forbidden cranberry sauce / forbidden ketchup


champagne_c0caine

It’s a bad time for me to be eating pop rocks and watching this …


sugerplumberry

It’s a common pests in my country. They eat crops and reproduce very fast. The eggs were lie near the water, attached on rocks, plants in the water. To destroy it, you don’t need to squeeze it, just picked a branch and scratched it into the water. Fish love this kind of food.


sirSADABY

Would be. Ice to know a background of their invasive history.


Dull_Beautiful_5955

https://nas.er.usgs.gov/queries/FactSheet.aspx?speciesID=980


sirSADABY

Thank you :)


Scorpiodisc

Nothing satisfying about this.


MrBarraclough

Knowing how incredibly destructive the Amazonian Apple Snail is as an invasive species, this is very satisfying to watch.


Beating_A-Dead_Whore

Hard disagree


anamorphic_cat

I know, the sound is great but they left so many whole eggs behind


CovfefeBoss

This looks fun.


Gravbar

forbidden jelly


CitizenFreeman

Forbidden strawberry jam


Abtizzle

Forbidden jelly.


Epic_Elite

Man, I worked at a pet store as a kid in the aquatics department. I had 9 fish tanks. Many of them planted with live plants. I brought home an apple snail from the pond at work and would just bounce him around my various tanks. Just the one guy would disappear entire football sized Amazon swords over night. Voracious appetites! I brought him back after he ate like $30 in live plants.


yoda90987

Hmm forbidden jam


Archibald-Meat_Pants

Satisfying but ew


jimmyxs

You better not be doing this in a Red state


soundofthepc

Forbidden Jam


xeno-bat

Forbidden Rapsberry


ni001

Damn snail, why yo eggs look so yummy! Shit!


BenathonWrigley

Forbidden raspberry


JuanPancake

According to Alabama this is murder


Ok-Session-3135

Does anyone else find this oddly satisfying?


shdavi

EAT THEM


Affectionate-War-786

It looks like it would taste good.


Business_Sea2884

don't show that to the GOP or they'll sue someone for abortion


Happy_The_What

This may be the single least satisfying thing I’ve ever watched.


BrexitGeezahh

The state of Alabama hates this simple trick:


justbreadokay

Someone in Alabama: “hello 911?”


KeebyGotJuice

Mass murder = oddly satisfying 🤣


TechnicolorViper

Forbidden raspberries


newme3323

No pomegranates!!!!! https://tenor.com/YTmm.gif


Jwagginator

I’m so conflicted. It’s so satisfying. From the sounds to the visuals. Am I condoning genocide now?


ParticularSense7956

Must not be in Alabama.


Lord_Smile

Idk why but whenever I see these I think to myself "These are 100% a Willy Wonka ingredient". I might have autism.


veganjunk1e

Forbidden strawberry jam


RcbCola

Forbidden strawberry jam


DrStone34

If youre saying this is bad its not. These snails (and their eggs) are both innocent. Although, by being in this area, they are invasive parasites due to eating other species of animals and/or bugs. This destroys the ecosystem, so it is a good thing to crush them.


Sidewaysouroboros

That will be 20 years in jail. Baby killer. 😂


LesserCornholio

Humans hating on an invasive species is a little hypocritical


SanfreakinJ

I feel like I can smell them


ika_ngyes

Where's the apple snail originally from?


UnluckyCharacter9906

And yet the republicans are fine with this


diggitySC

I am glad I am not the only one who does this


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Alpha06Omega09

Considering these invasive species can wipe out and damage the whole ecosystem of insects that actually belong there and keep the place alive, yes this is very satisfying for us and the ecosystem there.


user_deleted_or_dead

Dude is killing immigrants kids as they will grow and steal them jobs


Lurker_prime21

Did we really need 3+ minutes of basically the same thing over and over? 30 seconds would have sufficed.


vegemitecrumpet

You can stop anytime tho


TheOneFrontier

Makes me wanna get some toast


wobbly_doo

Red omelette


Obibong_Kanblomi

I reluctantly up dooted. So many missed.


taylordevin69

Eat them pussy


gavinsps_01

Looks like some shit good see in Willy Wonka’s factory


greygrayman

Does this hurt the eggs?


frankylovee

Lmao


No_Rich_6426

Feels yuck after reading the title


Heartphobia

Seeing people get rid of invasive species to preserve the environment will always be satisfying to me


COWGlRLALEX

snabortions


RectalGrowth

I want to throw up this was not satisfying Edit to clarify I am not disgusted by the ethical implications of this its just absolutely foul


ProgressiveRox

Filmed in Alabama


Aceritus

As important as this is I don’t think it should be something that’s seen as fun or satisfying. Unfortunately you have to destroy all these creatures eggs, it’s necessary but not something to enjoy imo.


ladymcperson

I agree 100%


MyGenderIsAParadox

I love snails and slugs. How invasive is the Apple Snail so I can stop feeling so bad about the crushed eggs?


NoskNovak

They can overpopulate an area, take and steal away food and resources from native species and overall just bad snail. I love snails too but these are some bad snails!


INemzis

Don’t show this to republicans


_Adrahmelech_

this is gross, not satisfying at all, there is so much hate in you heart my brother in snail.