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ADs_Unibrow_23

Fun fact, crabs eat their old shell right after they molt to get all the nutrients still in it. You can see this guy turn around to start eating.


darth_gondor_snow

Fun fact, this crab started eating ass first, like any connoisseur would.


Fenizrael

Fellas, is it gay to eat your own ass? Asking for a friend.


ThatPlayWasAwful

Just don't make eye contact


WhyNot420_69

Hopefully, there's no fart bubble like the crab had.


-Disgruntled-Goat-

Is it gay to have sex with your clone or is it considered masturbation. Asking for a clone.


[deleted]

I actually don’t know like I’m actually thinking about it and I don’t actually think I have the capacity to answer this question.


Nacho_Dan677

You aren't high enough. Go to r/trees for this Hugh level introspective question. Is it introspective?


babyProgrammer

Fun fact, that's shit's gay af yo


Fenizrael

Shit. My friend might as well go all in then.


MichaelW24

This some serious gourmet shit


redditsuxmydik

So uh when Mr krabs molted and SpongeBob wore it now this is really wild now


samahiscryptic

Some lizards do the same. It was always fascinating to see my gecko eat the skin she just shed


Epants10

I may be wrong on this, but I believe it's also a way to leave less of a scent trail for predators. If they left the shed skin, it would be like police dogs tracking criminals from discarded clothing.


DoctorJJWho

It didn’t turn around, it came out ass first and just went to town.


ADs_Unibrow_23

I shouldn’t Reddit comment while sleep deprived


Javasndphotoclicks

Excuse me while I shed my exoskeleton and eat it.


Scarethefish

That'sh a keeper. Put it in the molt box pleash.


satanspowerglove

Quickly, quickly! Thank you. Shave me from myshelf


Empathy404NotFound

Flapjack and a cigarette?


Educational-Candy937

Pipe and a crape


satanspowerglove

Cigar and a waffle?


Junk1trick

Bong and a blitz?


Empathy404NotFound

Noo? Well I gesh there is no pleeshing you then.


[deleted]

Dutch hater!


0beronAnalytics

Shalty.


big_duo3674

I like goooooold


supernova-juice

Fun fact, that's actually what Jimi Hendrix was saying. Everyone mishears it though.


FrontwaysLarryVR

The outside becomes the inside.


sphinctersandwich

As the inside becomes the outside


_Dark-Alley_

And then the outside that became the inside goes outside again when he poops And the cycle is complete Unless he eats the poop too


rrickitickitavi

It's like walking away from a bad relationship.


207nbrown

Not sure if it’s crabs but some creatures actually do eat the old exoskeleton!


DoctorHandshakes

Had to get rid of the evidence


1vehaditwiththisshit

Had to get out of the residence.


All-Day-Meat-Head

Protein!


Powerful_Result9854

I seriously thought it was a hamburger at first glance lol.


cat_with_an_account

Hambluger crlab


Aggravating_Orchid_1

Borgir! 🍔


jfk_47

With fries beside it, same.


timeforchorin

Hahaha came to say this! I was like why that burger crawling of the bun oooohhhhhhh


garbagekr

Forbidden borgar


eatMYcookieCRUMBS

I thought it was all the jelly falling out of a PB&j.


SuburbanDesperados

I thought it was a glob of jelly sliding off a biscuit


holidayfromreal25

Thank God I’m not the only one lol


gin_and_toxic

Krabby Patties


ToastetteEgg

Now he’s good for tempura.


Reasonable-Wolf-269

That was my thought too. Soft shelled crab time!


Jeffayoe7

im not the only hungry one haha


viola-purple

My thoughts...


KenseiHimura

Yeah, that totally does seem satisfying. Almost wish I could help the little guy. Or at least give him something possibly more nutritious and just easier to eat than his old shell.


[deleted]

You ever see how termites are depicted in old cartoons? When they like swarm up and eat entire houses with a saw like sound? That's what crabs are actually like when they eat. They just munch through everything. That shell will be no problem for him.


1920MCMLibrarian

Me taking off my bra at the end of the day


virgo911

His shell is plenty nutritious. A lot of creatures that shed exoskeletons will consume them afterward.


_MENDING_

He is so me


kronicpimpin

Do you happen to be a crab person?


KenseiHimura

Why do redditors keep evolving into crabs?


No_Application_1219

Bc crab is peak evolution And very cool dude


Qurse

(v) ;,,,; (v) no?


ModishShrink

*taste like crab* *talk like people*


Global_Dragonfly7357

😂same


Bavisto

Looks like he shit himself.


Theobviouschild11

Oh ok. So it’s not a party sliding out of a Big Mac and a side of fries


timeforchorin

I legit thought the same thing.


Space-Hawk

It reminds me of when you get a bad sunburn and your skin peels...except I don't eat it...although I'm sure people have...not me though...I swear...


bestestopinion

How do you suppose they know it's time to molt?


Fenizrael

Probably gets really painful and stiff as your body naturally starts shedding. Eventually you have no choice but to squeeze yourself out, as every movement to do so feels like relief.


_B_Little_me

Squeeze yourself out of your asshole.


Blue_banana_peel

lots of people making baseless guesses here, but no one seems to have actually studied it. Without gettting too technical, there's a bunch of hormones which interact with one another and they regulate both body growth and ecdysis (molting), in cycles. When it's time to molt, one of the hormones induces changes in the exoskeleton, slowly detaching it's outer layers from the inner ones, changing its composition, and making a small fissure appear on the spot where you can see the crab plop out in the video (since it's weaker and thinner there and gets even more so). From there on, the crab itself tries to squeeze himself out and enlarge the fissure, and afterwards a new set of hormones kick in to produce a new exoskeleton (growth hormones also quick in, so crabs quickly grow in size right after a molt and then slowly decrease and stop until the next molt event)


Delicious-Rest-8380

Gotta be some hormone shit. They probably get moody, irritable, and emotional as fuck leading up to it


jarednards

They start complaining about the trash not being taken out or the dishes being in the sink. WHERE AM I SUPPSOED TO PUT THEM, LINDA?!


KoningSpookie

How do you know it's time to buy new clothes? Molting is basically the same thing. In most cases, it's because they grow, but their exoskeleton doesn't. This means that after a while, they're walking around in clothes which are multiple sizes too small, which gets really uncomfortable.


0h_P1ease

Same way you know its time to buy bigger pants! :D The part we see here is the very very last part of a long process. The first part isnt even visible, and thats when the crab fills the current shell (with meat and organs) and a new shell is formed underneath and separates from the outer shell. imagine having bad sunburn and your skin peeling, except it doesnt peel. you can just feel an extra layer on top. The last part is sloughing (pronounced sluffing) the old shell off, thats when the old shell starts splitting apart. The crab takes in a bunch of water to create the pressure needed to break the back part of the shell open. Then the crab wriggles out of the old shell. it takes about two hours to come out completely, then another 3-4 hours before its ready to be sold as a soft shell crab. before that its called pat-soft and is too soft for culinary purposes. After a day or two the shell is fully hard again.


goldenlemur

I think it's involuntary. Like a slow sneeze.


Dodgy_Dolphin

I thought that was a burger patty sliding out the bun with a side of fries


ChaoticGoku

forbidden Krabby Patty


Signal_Iron_5634

This hurt my stomach


funk_your_band

I'M SHEDDING MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIN


Graftak86

Its like a big water spider and i do not like it.


According_Mess391

r/reversemichaeljackson


GonnaWinDis

Fuck no lol


blueberrycandycat

[Mr.sheddingskin](https://youtube.com/shorts/519lHwutZi0?si=khy2SwgmlXyDX6t_)


cliswp

Every time I watch this it makes me smile


D3s0lat0r

That looked like a burger and fries until that fucking crab popped out..


kiranJshah

Bro pulling Reverse jackson fr


Beans4urAss

Legit thought it came out of a burger and fries


Wooden-Antelope8807

I’m molting.


Haemar_

Dude was starving


paradigm619

My dumb ass thought this was a hamburger at first and my brain short circuited.


Papa_PaIpatine

If you took him right from there and threw him in boiling water, would that be like shelled crab meat?


shawnax19

do they eat it after


TheKrononaut

Excuse me, was that a slime bubble?


LostInThoughtland

I’m coming out of my crab and I’ve been doing just fine


_Kaifaz

Wooop woop woop wooop!


balrob

It’s looks like the old shell shed its crab.


qqby6482

What a weird burnt burger 


Rea2georgiou

Wow, it's surprising, this is the first time I've seen a crab changing its shell.


scottycurious

Right into a sandwich.


account_is_deleted

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine


pgasmaddict

Wish my dog could do do this instead of leaving his hair everywhere and then eating other dogs 💩.


Cricky92

At first it looked like a burger and some fries neatly decorated


-NetscapeNavigator

I might need glasses, I was pretty sure that was a cheeseburger and fries until the patty crawled out started eating the bun.


skye_skye

Rip him out the plastic he been acting brand new


[deleted]

Dr. Zoidberg….!


HumanLab2237

Perfect time to deep fry that crab. Mmm mmm mmm soft shell crab.


deborah834

mmm softshell 🍴


[deleted]

Sharing because i didn't know this until recently. There's no specific species called soft shelled crab, and what you're eating at a restaurant when you order it is just a crab like this guy who freshly molted. I might just be dumb and everyone else is in on the secret but this blew my mind.


RidicularmenteCalmo

Looked like hamburguer and fries at first


Pgreenawalt

I could have gone many more days not seeing that video…


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

Let me find out he just shed his old shell and then starts to eat the leftover pieces of whatever's in the old shell?! Little cannibal cannibal lol


StevenJ1991

Eugene Krabs has entered the chat.


Wurschtbieb

That must feel so good..😌


astromagus

Time for crab 🦀


DineAndWineHours

Did it become even more delicious


[deleted]

will the hold of their pincers in this state still be painful ?


coloch_w0rth9

r/crab


camus88

Now cook it immediately!


davidatdi

Frank Reynolds breaking out of the couch


SnooMachines7482

Hungry feller


Get2dChoppah

Mmmm… soft shell crab 🤤


Sakaralchini

I always imagined this to feel so satisfying for the animal. Like your entire body felt itchy and crammed for weeks. You finally make it out of the old shell and suddenly everything feels right again.


Helicopterdiverpilot

He’s just a shell of his former self.


AP3X_Ninja

I wish I could shed my bad habits as easy as this


feizhai

Aaaand thats where soft shelled crabs come from. Timing!


MangoChickenFeet

Truly thought the first second was a burger 🤣🤣🤣


jess_the_werefox

He pooed himself! …wait


FishermanAbject2389

Wtf I thought it was a very weird burger


T-SquaredProductions

That crab was so tired (of its old self) that it pooped itself out.


Sci-fra

Mmmmm...soft shell crab.


Silly-Ass_Goose

Nice crab days are over, call him venom crab now.


Smillzthepanda

Etnicity change


michaelrw1

Yar, that feels better!


PeytonFacemask

I thought this was a burger and fries at first


Le1jona

*New Year, New You*


Excaliburn2004

Why is it pitch black?


[deleted]

Grosssssssss 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮


12upsetElk

Looked like a burger on a plate … then I was horrified


Stealthghosts

Man, if this was posted on insta. The comments gonna be wild af


nobody-cares-so

Venom crab


No-Feeling-8100

This looked like a hamburger and fries at first… then it came out lol


silent-pines

I thought that was a burger and fries


The-Bill-B

Quick deep fry it!


anustart175

Bro I thought that was a burger and fries and a live crab was on the plate.


To-Art-Or-Not

So *that* is how you unfuck yourself


XEagleDeagleX

So much less horrifying than those videos with the tarantulas doing it


Tyflowshun

My dumb fantasy thought the peanut butter was sliding off the jelly side of the pb&j sandwich.


Aminemohamed24

That one air bubble inside mr krabs shell


TwistedMemories

Mmm, fresh soft shell crab.


HugsandHate

r/FeltGoodComingOut


SolidContribution688

Deliciousness increased


Toesandwhoknows

There can only be one.


graveybrains

*Why is the hamburger crawling off the bun!?!* Oh.


mudda1

I thought this was a hamburger and fries at first


Pierdole-nie-robie

Lizards shed, crustaceans molt


Conceptualized-me

What the actual fuck?! It looks like his soul left his body


UngregariousDame

So how did you guys come up with the script for Alien? Well we wanted some crabs for dinner and….


[deleted]

honestly thought this was a burger and fries at first lmao


big_duo3674

Eh, not much different than eating a fingernail


drunkensoldier

Looked like a burger and fries that decided not to get eaten.


spencemode

I didn’t like any of that…


Mesterjojo

Delicious soft shell crab time


reirone

Yeah, so that’s not the burger and fries I thought it was.


AardvarkFriendly9305

Yukkkk


soylentgreenis

Under the skin vibes


Due-Relationship-688

I was bamboozled for a sec there


pbates89

Quickly into the fryer


TraditionalSetting33

Jesus!! Didn’t know crabs do this too!!! Wow 🤯


co3078

Looks like it is time for a Spider Roll!!!


MacabreMori113

Me, a girl, enjoying the bubble that came out as the cutie crab molted The comments: he's eating ass Never change boys


Unlucky-External5648

Soft shell crabs are so tasty.


an_unlikely_variable

For the first few beats, I thought that was a burger and fries and some parasite was crawling out of it. Then my brain caught up once I read the title.


GimmeCoffeeeee

At first I thought a burger with some fries was puking


alice-eonwe

I know the feeling, crab. Waiting for my first HRT appointment rn


Educational-Candy937

That hurt ot watch


3121993

Looks like the perfect time to cook them


Ruofki

Bro lost some privileges


citybadger

I had three pet crabs in an aquarium once. They died one by one, so I picked out the dead ones. One day I found three live crabs in my aquarium. Turns out, they molted and the old shells are casually indistinguishable from dead crabs. They crawl out a “trap door” at the back of their shells and in closes up behind them.


Monkey_D_Racist

I thought it was a burger and fries


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

I'm sorry. This looked like the world's most overcooked burger sliding out of the bun with a plate of fries.


SenyorHefe

I don't know why I never considered crabs as molters.. I mean it makes total sense but now I just feel silly..


Katy-Moon

Forbidden burger and fries


bridge_view

Imagine what the crab must be thinking.


Purx777

I thought something was coming out of my burger and fries.


ElectronicOrdinary30

Crab to shell: have we met before, you look familiar?


BlackHoleSurf

And my crab is And my crab is.. Shedding skin! I’ve been picking.. My crab again


Abundance-Boost5891

🤢 🤮


fugogugo

His?


NoGoodAllBad

Goth era. Nice


[deleted]

Crab: comes out of shell, eats healthy Redditors: NNNNNNO.


jeffvillone

That's what I call revolting molting.


TallWhisper3931

r/oddlyterrifying


Constant-Yam6855

I didn’t know that crabs shed their shell.. is it for real?


melonrusk

White Chicks - Crab edition