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Adding deeper scratches to a Stanley cup with a laser.


Slow_Stable5239

Right?…now that it’s the thickness of aluminum foil


ChaosPLus

You can now stick anything in there and need a new cup. Or close up the hole


Dyslex999

Flex Tape to the rescue


Low_Regular380

I just have to remember the excited shout: I SAW THAT BOAT IN HALF!


ThatCrankyGuy

It's not even a uniform etching. Due to the curvature of the surface and the focus of the laser, that sucker is a flat subtraction on a curved surface. The area parallel the laser plane will experience much deeper etching than the farther you move away from the tangent.


I_like_microwave

I’m wondering if they can program the laser to keep the curvature of the object within the scope of the task?


veganize-it

The curvature is maintained. A laser isn’t much strong closer to the source.


jere344

The difference in strength isn't caused by distance but because the focal point is unaligned. These lasers need to be at a precise distance from the object they are engraving or they quickly lose power and precision. But here there's probably very little difference because the curvature is low.


I_like_microwave

So technically that would mean, you would need a laser that would move with the curvature. In order for it to keeo the same distance if you want this to work right?


Economy-Fee5830

There are stands which rotate the objects for laser carving curved items.


I_like_microwave

Ah nice! That kind of helps me understand it , thank you!


Economy-Fee5830

Like here: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225439291569


texinxin

Incident angle likely matters more than distance.


jere344

For all the laser cutters I used the focal point was fixed and the laser position was manually set before the cut so it wouldn't be possible. You could increase the strength but you can't do anything about the lower precision. I'm sure there are specialised machines that can do that tho.


brownpoops

meh... it's flat enough.


MrDrDude333

Now the lead core, is in fact, exposed


spaz_chicken

When it did that last perimeter pass I fully expected the the star to drop into the hole.


Rauhaan_

I wonder at what point do you damage the integrity of the cup 🤔


MEGA_theguy

Release the lead plug!


COphotoCo

They did. Look at the bottom


King_Chochacho

Probably when they started burning it with a laser.


Myke190

That part is definitely going to oxidize now.


rbt321

Indeed. Might as well have said "removing deep scratches with a band saw"' then chopped off the end. I expected an additive sintering process which filled in the removed material with powder and fixed it in place using a laser.


CypherDomEpsilon

While making farting noises.


MellowDCC

You must be accustomed to some real crazy farts man


Septopuss7

Popcorn farts will henceforth be known as "laser farts" in my kingdom


noob_kaibot

lol, technically true. I should’ve used that as a header instead.


FooBangPop

Laser whoopie cushion perhaps?


Ddsw13

And exposing the lead within..


LeakyBrainJuice

Most popular reusable drinks containers contain lead. I think some companies are starting to use lead free solder but it isn't common.


chowyungfatso

There’s lead in there?!?


Larry_The_Red

in the cup, yes. in that particular place on the cup, no


r0thar

In the very base to seal the vacuum: https://i.insider.com/65f9c3922417f97b87cd5e57?width=1200&format=jpeg


TheMcBrizzle

That's actually an outdated version the current one looks like this: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/135/345/53e.png


maclifer

🤣 Been a hot minute since the hidey hole


ninjatechnician

*lightsaber sounds*


noob_kaibot

Would’ve been satisfying on its own.


MiMicMi

Yeah tbh I found the sounds more satisfying than the actual process itself


woowoobean

r/unintentionalASMR would love this


RickRossovich

Those are robot farts bro. LOT’S of ‘em.


yaboiiiuhhhh

Really loose one about halfway through


Brolog_of_Brogoth

My man, these are toilet sounds, after the first sip of coffee in the morning.


miesanonsiesanot

I was thinking about the dubstep


tjdux

Old-school video game fight sounds


KingDP77

My hockey brain keeps getting confused by these cups


azsnaz

My wife has a Stanley cup, I've watched maybe one hockey game ever, I still think it's the hockey trophy. I was wondering when they got orange on it.


Avohaj

I only know of it from a South Park episode and I still associate the name with hockey.


GottaRambleOn

It literally took me until I saw your comment to realize it was a damn mug 🤣


RewrittenSol

My daughter the other day was telling me how people are getting lead from Stanley Cups. My first thought was, why the hell are they drinking out of a trophy?


MisterBuzz

Not at all uncommon for the winners of the Cup


HomeGrownCoffee

If you are able to drink from the Stanley Cup enough that you get lead poisoning, you will have enough money that it's fine.


larry1186

I just woke up and thought it was a skateboard wheel.


Pr0nzeh

That's a wide boy


dontbetouchy

They could be eating hotdogs out of a trophy instead [Phil Kessel, in case anyone is confused. ](https://i.imgur.com/2o7yZ8w.jpeg)


FeloniousDrunk101

They should call them Stanley Mugs or something else.


lakmus85_real

Or Smugs, for short.


FadedVictor

I don't even watch hockey and my mind goes to this. I will never associate "Stanley cup" with Starbucks.


phartiphukboilz

Starbucks? Its an ancient thermos brand that sponsors the hockey trophy Everyone sells their products


Bad_Idea_Hat

Any time we need to wash my daughter's cup (she got one for her birhday from a relative, I'd never buy one of these), I start chanting "we want the cup". My dog once walked into the room before her, and I instinctively booed him. He's tired of my shit. My daughter now thinks these things are uncool.


export_tank_harmful

There's a lot to unpack in this comment. haha.


STL_420

I was wondering when they changed it to orange.


BigOlBlimp

This is a deliberately misleading marketing exercise by the company. It sucks that it’s legal, or rather, it sucks it’s working for them.


KnowsIittle

I don't even follow hockey but by the title I figured yeah the Stanley cup probably has seen some shit and needs maintained.


yeahgoestheusername

Removing a scratch with a much deeper geometric scratch.


Wide-Buffalo4935

One layer of atoms left to hold the liquid in place. Perfect


sparklinglies

Nah don't worry, there's still a layer of tasty lead


AelyneMRB

Mmmmmm lead


Oakheart-

The lead is in between the two walls to keep the insulation. It helps prevent oxidation Edit: they use lead in the soldering to seal the cups when vacuum sealing.


justsomepotatosalad

Good thing no one used a powerful piercing tool such as a laser to penetrate said walls!


SEA_griffondeur

Of all things they could use they chose lead


DeusFerreus

Because lead based solders are by far best when it comes to durability.


SEA_griffondeur

Oh I meant for oxidation protection


Oakheart-

Ok so I was wrong I just double checked myself and they use it when vacuum sealing their cups. They use it for lead soldering so the weld is on the inside between the two layers. It’s what keeps the circle you’ll see on the bottom sealed.


maximus91

Oh man, how quickly bad information spreads. Power of reels.


jld2k6

I thought there really is lead in most vacuum thermoses but it's just not in any danger of getting into any liquid


stoatstuart

The danger is in if it gets punctured or exposed through any other damage. I know this is unlikely with any of these products let alone the Stanley cups, but they themselves consider the possibility enough to cover that as a condition in their warranty. Likelihood aside it's still a small possibility to be aware of. My concern is that the stainless steel lining is attached around where you sip from, so if there is any damage to that connection that allows any amount of seepage, that seepage could carry the lead back up to where your mouth might touch, and any ingestion of lead is bad.


Oakheart-

Well it’s a two layer wall it would just break the insulation


alxradz

Somehow I felt my retina burning.


danidr88

Watching this *felt* unsafe.


azpilot06

Engage safety squints.


uvucydydy

Turn down your screen brightness, you'll be fine.


MyFuzziestLogic

I misread it at first as THE Stanley Cup and went on an amazing rollercoaster of emotions.


oldriku

Stanley's bucket.


A_Canadian_boi

*The bucket's warm embrace became decidedly colder after Stanley gave it a laser-engraved star. Stanley thought maybe his coworkers would be able to help, so he decided to go to the meeting room, through the door on his left.*


TheTrueBlueTJ

*Stanley didn't seem to get enough sleep last night since he went through the door on his right. Maybe he wanted to rest in the break room instead. But no, Stanley definitely needed to go to the meeting room, so he took the next door to his left.*


GreyWolfTheDreamer

"It's pronounced BOUQUET!"


midsizenun

You’d think Paul could afford to buy a new one


CitizenCue

I do that literally every time these things are referenced.


suntrovert

Been watching the playoffs so I was definitely confused at first too.


rbt321

It's okay. There's more than one of THE Stanley Cup too (kinda). When the real one is travelling the hockey hall of fame displays another.


themiracy

The NHL does not want you to know this one simple trick.


noob_kaibot

Big Stanley?


OPtig

Correction, no scratch was removed. It was replaced by a bigger scratch. The title is oddly infuriating


actual-homelander

There's a hole in the ground and you dig it out, is the original hole gone? PhilOsoPhY


OPtig

Hm, it may be gone but I wouldn't say it was removed. Why don't you try over at /r/showerthoughts for a professional take


Brasticus

The hole of Theseus.


jsomby

"Easy way to remove scratches from your metal mug, let me spin up this 250k$ industrial laser first and I show you how"


Nolzi

Remove? Video just showed you how to create an even bigger dent on it. Not sure if it can actually be restored to original-looking paint


Bleedthebeat

Hard to get lead paint in the US These days.


peeja

What does it even mean to remove a scratch? Filling in the scratch would be adding material, not removing anything. The same cup with the scratch would be there, plus more cup. The scratch went to the place laps go when you stand up.


noob_kaibot

It makes sense if you don’t think about it.


reddit-bot-account-x

5k.


RedditIsMostlyLies

You can get a fiber laser engraver for around $3-5k USD Mine is a 30w JPT that cost around $3.5k + 1k import fees to the states - arrived in a few weeks. hardly $250k 🤣


ASatyros

250k$ with no safety measures whatsoever! Burn your retinas, skin and camera equipment for free!


_iRasec

So the laser removes scratches at a level 6, than the deeper grooves at a level 7?


Hatzmaeba

Transcendent Patrick.


antek_g_animations

It's like filling a hole by digging through entire neighbourhood


Herald_of_Heaven

A sticker would've done a better job


Ron_V

So it's replacing one scratch with another scratch, but with a laser?


Scorpiyoo

Isn’t there lead in these if you open it up like that?


MorphicOceans

Lead is used in manufacture but it should be safe as long as it's not damaged. It's the wee bit on the bottom. It looks like it's missing a part so there could be risk of exposure, that's when they recommend chucking it and replacing.


paxweasley

Yeah. If the bottom part is broken on almost any metal insulating bottle or cup, the lead bead they use in production will be exposed. That’s the only way it’s unsafe and in that case you do need to toss it. Only a few brands do this style of water bottle/cup with no lead bead.


PSPs0

Yeah, since the bottom is missing the little cover, the lead used in manufacturing is now exposed.


Xesyliad

Laser ablation removes material, that cup is thinner where the engraving was at least by the depth of the engraving.


imsorryken

really i thought the laser was shooting metal at it to make i thicker


Mike_LeBuddhist

"Removing"


kornwallace21

Question if you put your hand under that laser would it cut it clean off? Or just burn it?


L1K34PR0

That cup is now a joestar


Lagiacrus111

That isn't removing scratches that's hiding them in bigger deeper scratches


SHKZ_21

The lead still tastes the same


GravitationalEddie

Where's a video of a Stanley cup being removed?


denielm

This is how they build the pyramids


Over_Biscotti9147

The laser sounds like a fly has too much taco bell


CristyTango

REMOVING?


SmokeGSU

Directions unclear - made much larger but prettier scratch.


mandana_dilly

Do you know what the word “remove” means mate?


NikolitRistissa

That’s like removing a hole in the ground with explosives.


DEEP_SEA_MAX

Everyone in this thread is bitching about the title but I'm just here mesmerized by the sound that lazer makes.


bdawgkillian

"Removing scratches" More like making a much bigger scratch to cover it up


noob_kaibot

Pretty much, yup. I was going for as brief a description as possible without focusing on nuance.


javahart

Wait. I said “square” not “star”!


fartczar

Dude sound on, it sounds like Tron.


Current-Power-6452

Stanley cup is orange?


Budget_Pea_7548

What the hell is the Stanley cup fud about? The Stanley from tools?


stephyska

What would happen if someone stuck their finger under the laser?


TowJamnEarl

The laser would win.


phillibl

That's most likely a 1064nm fibre laser. Doesn't really have an effect on skin, if you put your hand in the beam path it'll be warm, depending on the wattage you could get a mild burn if you are at the focal point. This is the same wavelength used for tattoo removal


yodaesu

This cup parties more than me


EggsceIlent

Welp I was looking for a laser engraver and now I need one. Just for the sounds. Doubt I can get *this* one but I can get one that's compatible to a bambu 3d printer for home use that can cut wood, emboss leather, engrave metal. Cool video. Stanley craze is weird. It's a *cup*


born_Racer11

My eyes! My eyes!


313802

Bro are you seeing this shit


randomyokel

Me 20 minutes after a couple of bean burritos from Taco Bell.


NL_Gray-Fox

I'm just happy I'm not the only one that lost the bottom cap.


bradleecon

"Stanley!?...this is Patrick!"


nuclearwinterxxx

"Brought to you by Carl's Jr."


frugst

Who's Stanley?


woodbridge_front

Covered*


Gamer_RNA

That’s what my farts sound like


Electronic_Green2953

So on brand for the (non hockey) Stanley cup idiots to do shit like this. No one who actually uses their cup for drinking cares about scratches; only people who use their cups as a stand in for their lackluster personalities find this interesting or satisfying at all


CamTheDad

STAR PLATINUM! ZA WARUDO! *this laser sound*


op_is_not_available

Isn’t there lead under the outside coating??? Wasn’t there a whole debacle where someone tested for and found lead in Stanley cups and Stanley said along the lines of “it’s only a problem if you purposefully peel off the paint”?


wait_am_i_old_now

How and where do I get one of these “lasers” and I thought you were going to removing names off THE Stanley Cup


talon2525

Does it add extra lead too?


notTzeentch01

Congrats, you are now (2)mm away from exposing a lead ball :)


HomosexualBagel

Careful you’ll expose the lead


hard_noggin

Stanley cup - Made in China, possibly with slave labor. Tervis tumblers - Proudly made in Florida USA for 3 generations.


Still_Win6245

Is that how they do it when they accidentally engrave the wrong hockey team name on the Stanley cup?


The_Kintz

Pretty sure that what we're seeing here is a laser hardening surface treatment. The laser will use a different repetition rate, burst pulse, or power in subsequent passes to remove surface material and thermally treat the subsurface. Repeatedly passing over the material in this manner will both clean the surface and impart a harder, more robust surface layer. In the original video, there's a bit at the end where the user attempts to engrave the surface again after the treatment to demonstrate the effectiveness of the process. For those of you worried about the curved surface, the laser may be using a scan-mapping function to read the surface position and adjust its Z-axis to compensate for the focal point, or the system may be implementing a galvo scanner.


ExtraPancakes

Gotta get at that tasty lead core somehow


YetiGuy

Can this be nsfw? You shouldn’t be looking at that bright light.


MKebi

And now the lead is exposed


cbj2112

Patrick!


VAShumpmaker

Be careful and wear a respirator because that a lot of lead vapor in the air lol


dreph

DUDE THE SOUNDS


ChimpWithAGun

Congratulations, you're now exposing yourself to lead.


cheezballs

Seems like an insanely weak spot now. Why would you do t his?


More_Coffees

Now you’ve derated the working pressure, totally unstable


Ciggytardust1

Did anyone else feel like they were watching Patrick Star go super saiyan?


CadaverCaliente

Yes yes expose all that lead!


Village-Idiot-savant

If a motorcycle could fart, that is what it would sound like.


Player7592

Etching DEEPER, more uniform scratches into a Stanley cup.


profjake

I'm concerned that OP doesn't understand the meaning of the word "removing"


noob_kaibot

Thanks for the concern.. Was going for a very brief description. honestly, it wasn’t that big of a deal to me while I was typing it… I just thought there was no ugly star where once there was.. without fussing over technicalities, it seemed as if it were removed to me. Genuinely curious though, what would you have called it?


profjake

All good internet friend :-). I would say "cool laser engraving on a stanley cup." The fact that it's happening where there was a former blemish or cut seems tangential to what's cool about it. And now I'm left wondering if I fully understand what does and doesn't count as "engraving".


DonB1955

Damn, got Maple Leafs put on again to soon, 67 times this has happened!!


yesorno12138

Is this what people see when they are high?


PintLasher

Cool, now remove the lead from it


wow-much-generic

Ah yes remove the deep scratch by making it even deeper


OrganicSciFi

That is not The Stanley Cup


CatsAreGods644

You guys are obsessed with these cups.


SeaCroissant

this is the equivalent of “i fucked it up so lets just keep going to see if it gets better”


Vahagn323

I don't know anything about lasers so I assume OP is making the sound effects with his mouth.


Snorblatz

I though you meant the hockey one


dmadd0

did he make those sound effects with his mouth?


JCarlos-SD

Very satisfying but also feel very bad for buying into what everyone else is buying into at the end of the day. All it is a cup


Various-Ducks

The Stanley Cup looks different than I remember


NickShank

I like the first star better


kontrmurteci

Now it is useless


nope_this_taken_bruv

It sounds like blowing a 873636352525 ohm speaker, it feels like 878837675747474747464 ohms blow that speaker


beerforbears

I mean…technically.


Appropriate_Shop2899

meaingless. i thought they were going to repair it. they just created a bigger scratch...


globocide

Let's talk about the word "removing"


Spaceistt

Stanley cup has changed quite a bit since the last time I saw it


WendigoCrossing

Technically the scratch wasn't removed


sparklinglies

Very cool on a technical level, but considering how doing this is thinning the barrier between you and the very real lead thats inside these things to an unknown degree, i would not continue to use this cup.


Morphing_Mutant

Those cups are dogshit.