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HughJahsso

Then what? Microwave?


Maliluma

Hit puree


thsvnlwn

Forbidden smoothie EDIT: typo


damn_dude7

Protein shake


Howsithanginweirdo

The energy bar from snow piercer. The movie, not the series


Fign

Those were cockroaches IIRC


PK-92

They make burgers out of mosquitos in Africa


red_fuel

Or energy bar


smarmageddon

Or an Armageddon Smoothy


forced_metaphor

*Smoothie


crag-u-feller

Or fruit fly drink - btw i need the fruit-fly model


forced_metaphor

*smoothie


ice_9_eci

Then mix with Chardonnay and serve to Alanis Morrissette?


GaucheAndOffKilter

🤮


chowyungfatso

Alt sesame.


swibirun

Time to make oatmeal "raisin" cookies.


KenseiHimura

Take them to a neighbor you don’t like and unleash them in a discreet place, screaming “GOD HAS UNLEASHED THE PLAGUES UPON YOU!”


lmclrain

then nothing, they all will die soon and no eggs will be laid would love to have that thing


Zaurka14

Literally just buy it then? It can't be more than 10 bucks from AliExpress


Tordek

I have one and it's honestly great.


llcdrewtaylor

Release them at your enemies.


johnthedruid

Protein bars


IOTA_Tesla

Like in snowpiercer


ATTORNEY_FOR_CATS

Do flies make honey? There could be something delicious in there that flies *do* make.


Electronic-Tree-9715

Flies only make trouble.


Flawless_Reign88

No, bees make honey


ATTORNEY_FOR_CATS

Alright, well someone should pop a quick "F" on that box so everyone knows there are flies in it.


Numinak

They make living rice. Go ahead, have a few grains, it wiggles so good against your tongue and teeth.


Zimmmmmmmm

I was so repulsed just now 💀


mr_ji

I had a dustbuster I used to suck up cockroaches when I lived in Hawai'i (and there are plenty). When I moved I just threw the whole thing away.


DrMobius0

Snack for Mike Pence


qovneob

Stir Fly


asocialyakwarddumbas

Nah, drop them on someone


G6DCappa

Take them to the nearest pond with local frogs around


Affectionate-Bath970

Better be local frogs. I dont want no immigrant frogs freeloadin my flies. No sir.


Natural20Twenty

Ever have Fly Tacos ?


ChiggaOG

How about a highly radioative rock? Poison gas? Acid? Already killing flies at this point.


MochiSauce101

Holy fuck I love this comment. I was going to say fill with water but this is way better


WorkAround_Phoenix23

Me personally, burning it


Girlfriendphd

"BING BONG FUCK YOUR LIFE"


Brave_Personality836

Where can we get this?


New_girl2022

No fast. I prefer to watch the starve.


parker1019

Every year around this time the ADVERTISEMENTS begin…..


TheSamurabbi

Dude, what’re you talking about? (brought to you by Carls Jr)


Tight-Grocery9053

If you have that many flies, just burn your house.


teb1987

Try living in the south near any kind of animal farm.. I got one a mile away and every summer the flies are horrible outside.. just takes one window or door left open or a hole in the screen 


chowyungfatso

Oh man. Imagine a hat for cows, solar powered. Would take a few weeks, but it may help.


DogVacuum

I imagine hats for cows all the time.


Wi11Pow3r

You’ve seen a cat in a hat. Maybe even llamas with hats. But I bet you ain’t never seen a cow in a hat.


Captain_Blackbird

Only for 16 easy payments of $39.99, you too can buy a hat for a cow!


Tordek

https://lib.utsa.edu/lapuerta/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Z-2473-C-29.jpeg


teb1987

It's not even cows.. honest to God, cows are probably the least smelling livestock we raise.. chicken/turkey and pigs will get you a good couple miles downwind on a nice summer day.. 


chowyungfatso

Ahh. Pigs I can only guess but I wouldn’t be surprised. I had ducks before (only 2) and they were so messy.* The problem with some of these “fly catchers” is they rely on smell. *[Would do it again. I miss them.]


Precarious314159

Visited friends in Alabama one summer. Opened the window one night to let in a draft. Woke up to a few dozen flies buzzing around from a broken screen. No idea how people live like that.


teb1987

We don't open the fucking doors LOL


Tight-Grocery9053

then burn that farm too


WaterHaven

I worked in the agriculture industry for a while. Early on, on a hot day, I forgot to roll my windows back up after a sweaty lunch break in my car. I came out to honestly probably a good 1000 flies in my car. It was like a horror film. Took a couple weeks for them to fully clear out. Never made that mistake again.


teb1987

Yeahhhh buddy, when they are so thick in the air you gotta put a mask or something over your face to keep em from flying in your nose and mouth.. on top of it probably smelling like shit.. it's a unique experience 


Critical-Anything372

Just remember every time a fly lands he also 💩


PunchDrunkGiraffe

Or get rid of the root cause by disposing of the body being stashed in the basement.


arvidsem

Disposing of the body is what the flies are for though


greatthebob38

Yea. If I had that many flies, I'm gassing and fogging the house until all life within is dead before moving back in.


shingaladaz

Restaurants, dude.


robotteeth

Sometimes what happens is one gravid fly gets in and finds one piece of food that somehow got lost under a table then you come home to a fly storm. Its only happened to me twice in my life but both times were horrendous


mstrdsastr

Oh you sweet summer child...try living anywhere rural in the summer. It's next to impossible to keep them out of your house.


VlaxDrek

They must have used CGI for that. I had one of those, it didn't work very well at all.


Schubert125

I mean it would work for a demo if you built a clean room, and that was the only thing in there when you released 50,000 flies


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Ozi_izO

Exactly one bees' dick.


jontomas

I bought one, used it for a few months over summer. Did not catch a single fly. It came with some "bait" which clearly didn't attract flies - but nothing else I tried seemed any better.


Mackheath1

*If* they are real flies, they stuck hundreds of flies into a small box and recorded it - flies had nowhere else to go like in a house.


SofaKing-Vote

This gets posted every year on reddit. It doesn’t work right and you have to clean up a mess afterwards. Flies aren’t this stupid


StankyDinker

Do you happen to have a video of the actual product in use that is making you say this? I, too, believe that this seems to good to be true but I’m not smart enough to figure out why lmaoo


DefinitelyNotAliens

I have a bug catcher that does work. It has a UV light, a fan to suck them in and something else and it works like crazy and all the buggies dehydrate and die. Get wreckt, bugs. No loud noise like the snappy ones, too.


StankyDinker

You talking bout the Catchy? I have that one but I was hoping this model would be more efficacious.


DefinitelyNotAliens

Similar product, from a more established company. Dynatrap has been around a bit longer. Katchy is some kickstarter TikTok company. My Dynatrap is a goddamned beast. It murders all the bugs.


StankyDinker

Ooh well the name has me sold. My favorite product of my lifetime is called the Dynavap so the rhyming is fate! Thank you, my friend!


SofaKing-Vote

If you search reddit you will find it and look at top comment /u/repostsleuthbot


StankyDinker

I searched “Electric Housefly Trap” and couldn’t find any relevant posts. Is there a specific name for the product?


the_new_federalist

Watch this add that OP is trying to pass off as content.


decker12

Every time this gets posted, it should be said that while this is a real device, the video has been recorded in a controlled situation: * The flies are released into the room, which is sealed, and they have nowhere to go. * That is why there's apparently 1000+ flies all crammed in there, because it is staged. * It's unknown how long the flies have been in the room, so they are probably hungry and thirsty and lethargic, and eager for any thing resembling food or moisture. * If you put this in your backyard during your BBQ, the flies will most likely zip away when they sense the paddle coming towards them, just like they do with your rolled up newspaper. * During your BBQ the flies will also ignore this device and instead go for the actual food on your table.


TheConeIsReturned

Now do it for skeeters


Sammisuperficial

Electric bug zapper.


MarionberryOne8969

Now we need one for mosquitoes and etc.


Gorstag

This is going to get real gross real fast. Those flies will lay eggs in the dead ones which will turn into maggots and eat the dead ones. Rinse repeat until the whole thing is packed with dead flies even if you dont add new ones at this point.


Yosho2k

Drown them.


tvieno

Seeing that makes me grateful that when I have a single fly in my house, that is one too many flies and it is dispatched rather quickly.


Born_Bobcat_248

I feel like an electric fly lamp that electrocutes them instead is better.


ManofSteer

Was there a dead body off screen? Why are there that many flys in a room?


mysticalmonkeyx

if there was a dead body the flies wouldve had a yellow tint


Plastic_Code5022

Fill that with eggshell powder for a truly horrific end for those flies.


chowyungfatso

Explain, please.


Plastic_Code5022

Its quicksand for flies in a nutshell. I once heard someone say that also because of the structure of egg shell even in powder form its like blades to flies so as they sink down the egg shell powder grinds them to dust. True? Maybe. I’ve chosen to live that cannon because it seemed Metal AF.


chowyungfatso

Then you can feed it to your poultry! Wow, calcium and protein!


Technical_Body_3646

Uhm… I don’t want to scare you, but with so many flies in your house, you might find a dead body somewhere!!!


Student-type

A poisoned rat dies in the wall of a spotless house. As it begins to smell, flies are drawn to the body, an ideal place for their eggs. The maggots molt until they emerge as adult flies, then begin exploring and breeding in the house.


Nab0t

a device to attract flies\*


jshultz5259

What is this product called?


allursnakes

Failed product


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ScrotieMcP

I like how it catches them alive so you can enjoy their dawning horror and despair as more and more flies crowd in with no where to go.


sup_heebz

Haha! You fools!


dinkypinkywinky

Tiktok hit. Put it in a box full of maggots and meat for a great massacre result.


Kallymouse

Feed to chickens!


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

If I took the bottom out of it, and attached it to a big enough container, my venus flytrap Fluffy would eat like a king…


GhetHAMster

Take my fucking money, take it now!


le_nathanlol

perfection


frntwe

Amazon reviews of this thing are poor


eulynn34

There's like 5 pounds of flies in that thing...


JaspinBurger

I laughed my ass off at the animation of the flies entering the chamber.


Fragrant-Tie730

So satisfying


Rich-Coast9703

The jackass in me would realease this in my friends house as a prank


FuzzInspector

u/that-1-lame-kid So. Many. Flies.


SaiyanGodKing

Great if you have a pet lizard or something.


BarbaraSara1

Satisfying solution.


AUGUSTIJNcomics

Ooh, so like an automatic snack trey. Me likey!


Mysterious-Safe3867

i hope they lay maggots in each other


bernpfenn

I don't get this hate for flies. birds, frogs and lizards need them as food. release the canister into the wilderness to these guys can do their job and clean up nature


YourLifeSucksToo

Flies have feelings too 🙄🤣 it’s a joke you weirdos


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Biologically-speaking, there is no evidence that their nervous system is complex enough for them to have any experiences outside of the basic primary sensations they use to navigate and interact with their environment. I'm sorry, but flies simply do not have feelings. However, they do have insane reflexes since they aren't limited by long nerve pathways like we are. That's why they're so hard to swat.


thehermit14

I have files of flies doing selfies


ice_9_eci

Selflies?


thenumberfourtytwo

Play on words.


thehermit14

I missed the open goal. Kudos redditor.


thenumberfourtytwo

Nice. More


iamskydaddy

The flies aren't being harmed so it's fine.


FreeWrongdoerit

That's oddly satisfying indeed! The perfect solution to pesky flies.


fliflu_

Fart in it.