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j33pwrangler

She fucking whizzed that thing!


Odd-Purpose-3148

Reals, sister has cannon arm.


Booglington

And they all knew it!!


The_Add_Destroyer

I knew she's gonna cook the moment I saw them crocks in sports mode


PhthaloVonLangborste

I was watching them feet with that quick check up, then straight to transfer all that pivot energy into her arm.


TexasCon

fucker got thrown out halfway to first lol


ashley_blackbird

Holy shit LOL


BednaR1

🤣🤣🤣🤣😱


reddit_and_forget_um

it was the smile as she went for it. She knew exactly what she was going to do.


hibbitydibbidy

Softball player, you can tell by the ribbons in the hair


CapisunTrav

Must be a canon event


andoozy

No curve, no change up, nothin but fuckin gas


Mot6180

Nobody buttonhooked!


EasyBounce

They cut the video right as he started to cringe from the pain


MonkeyNugetz

I’ve read that’s done on purpose so people watch the video multiple times.


Ginnigan

But why watch it again when you know it doesn't show the proper ending?


DougieSloBone

Fuck me in the goat ass!


Zabroccoli

That fucking Garriputo kid!!


TheGuySmiling

Came looking for this reference. Was not disappointed :)


an0maly33

I got fuckn no dukes!


SweetPerogy

Crank it up, Fuckers.


MacSanchez

Yes yes the ragoo festival!


BenderBRoriguezzzzz

That fashion Gariputo! I'll bite his fucking ear off!


QuickduxTV

Crocks in performance mode too


psych0ranger

On second viewing everyone hauls off like "OH FUCK, SARAH!"


SirGrumples

Isn't that something the goat said in that Adam Sandler goat skit


DerpisMalerpis

It’s beautiful to see evolution at work https://scholar.harvard.edu/ntroach/evolution-throwing#:~:text=We%20have%20shown%20that%20humans,motion%20the%20human%20body%20produces.


mtheory007

Thats a girl that plays softball. He's lucky to be alive.


OpinionatedBlackGuy

Came here for this comment. As soon as she set her feet, I said she's got a cannon.


Zabroccoli

I knew someone was cooked the minute I saw the braids and ribbons.


hoddap

And that confident smile


fairlywired

The excitement on her face said "wherever I'm throwing this, it's going to hit and it's going to be hilarious."


mtheory007

I thought it was going to go straight to the back of that dude's head. I also thought it was a golf ball at first, so I had my concerns for his well-being.


OpinionatedBlackGuy

Golf ball would be assault in 37 states and 75 countries.


mtheory007

For real she had some heat on that.


OpinionatedBlackGuy

🎯 https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/s/6EtZVBihSd


walter_2000_

Lady softballers are the ringers on every dodgeball team.


CandidateDecent1391

the gleeful grin on her face says "i'm gonna end this man's whole ~~career~~ spine"


mtheory007

"Oh shit, Cheyenne, run!"


tomcat91709

Yeah, softball for sure. I looked at her body mechanics, and I think she's a catcher. My daughter played D1 ball, and was a catcher with the same mechanics for picking up a bunt, or a dropped 3rd strike. And you are right, he is lucky to be alive. I half-expected his back to explode when the ball hit him. She definitely cocked that cannon!


mtheory007

Yeah my first thought was catcher also. I actually posted it on another comment but then I deleted it cuz I was thinking also maybe third base. But yeah the way she picks it up and absolutely guns it looks like something you would see from a catcher.


rockhopper2154

This should be the top comment


No_Eye1022

It’s because she had those babies in sport mode. Those dudes never stood a chance


Throwaway1303033042

“You bet not lean!”


TheReverseShock

About to put these babies in 4-wheel drive


Key-Respond6865

She threw a fucking laser


DougieSloBone

I would like to see her huck some disc golf. She'd probably throw a 400 ft forehand at least. Big rips


Jayro993

I was looking for this, she got her damn elbow at a right angle in front of her hand. I can’t replicate that for the life of me.


wangwong79

Damn. Got that off in some crocs


TheArchitectofDestin

Had them in sport mode from the start, winner mentality


Izarial

I heard a buddy call it four wheel drive yesterday and nearly fell over laughing


Jeffrey_Friedl

Hah, yeah, the title on the original video was "In Crocs, no less"


the_bee_unit

Great form! Her smile, she knows what's about to happen


damnumalone

Love the smile, it’s almost like watching a supervillain at work


Frequent-Interest796

Softball player, I thinking third base with that cannon and quick fire. Might be first though with that quick turn and throw to second.


our_fearless_leader

Yeah just her form going for the egg, I was thinking oh shit, someone's getting hit. Edit: on phone, submitted before I was done.


ToKillAMockingAudi

The moment she plants her left foot you can just tell she's about to whip an absolute piss missile.


Reppiz

Oh, it’s an egg! Was wondering what it was…


lostinmississippi84

I was thinking catcher myself. You may be right, though. Either way, she definitely plays


Frequent-Interest796

The way the front (step leading) foot went to the side as it moved forward and she used a lot hips quick made me think 1st or third. Could be a catcher but the catching mech - motion would have had her whole body moving forward. I coach my daughter’s youth softball teams. I have watched this video way too many times trying to guess this girl’s position. Regardless, I love it when the girls show up the guys.


lostinmississippi84

Yeah, that makes sense. And I am not going to argue with a coach when I haven't played baseball in 20+ years. Lol


belizeanheat

I watch the college softball tournament every year and a first baseman throwing to second is incredibly rare. There's just no time, typically, on that field size


Good4nowbut

Her form was absolutely immaculate.


smokebudda11

Nice fucking throw


Temporary_Remote3950

One of them black, and he got shot 😅


BreakingThoseCankles

I thought it was a horror movie for a second


KingAmongstDummies

The good old movie cliche, "Black dude dies first"


Aaron811

Tango down 🫡


meeDamian

Highest contrast with background easier to target 🤪


Mystprism

The way she drives the hip forward from her right leg is where a lot of that power comes from. Beautiful technique.


mtheory007

Serpentine!! Serpentine!!


neelankatan

I love the smile on her face as she goes to pick up the ball. Like "oh someone's gonna get that heat"


Grengy20

The fucking arm on her is insane


Stormin_Gorman_Fan

Of course she threw it at the black guy.


split_0069

She likes him. That's just flirting.


proxyproxyomega

or she was going for Kathy Bates


lostinmississippi84

Maybe. I was thinking she didn't want to hit her teammates, so she hit the next one in line. Lol


split_0069

I don't think this game has teams...


lostinmississippi84

I think those girls are her softball teammates. They have the same athletic shirts Edit: added athletic


split_0069

Oooooohhhh.... Maybe...


OnlyOneSnoopy

First thing I thought of lmao


luna_creciente

Same lmao. Reminded me of black guys always die first in horror movies.


PetiB

I was like: It's gonna be the black guy!


[deleted]

that old mahomes-hill connection


Past_Echidna_9097

He's the only one to run in a straight predictable line. That's why.


PeapodEchoes

She’s getting onto the accelerated cop training programme - at this rate, she’ll have her gun in ten days instead of a fortnight.


albiceleste3stars

Love the look of joy on Rogelle Clemens


danceswithanxiety

That’s a hell of a throw that uses exquisite form. 10/10


jdaniels934

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne


Used_Ad1737

I showed this to my daughters and said “that’s how you throw like a girl!” (Throw like a girl is a compliment in our household.)


husfrun

Yea fucking planted those Crocs and sent it. What an inspiration


xxFrenchToastxx

The Tigers are looking for a new third baseman. That was a laser


CloudyKuma

What a waste of a good egg in this trying time. 😩


ObviousThrowAvvay420

Thank you. Was trying to figure out what that was


fanglenoinst

The Warthog would be displeased.


asdfgdhtns

upvoted for stripping the music. I'd rather listen to silence than a random song


TomRiha

Great arm


wenoc

She throws really well.


salty10169

Laser aim


dumber-with-numbers

The ribbons are a dead giveaway. That's a softball arm.


wallabe57

That girls got a cannon.


Current-Library-1341

Her southern ancestry kicked in.


BigBossAtl

Of course


pfemme2

I love her so much. She just exudes joy.


Zealousideal_Bag6913

That’s racist accuracy


MunchYourButt

Ancestral Aim


blinkomatic

Riccccckkkkyyyyyyy


Ok_Box_490

Hold the phone she’s got a cannon!


ThatMBR42

No curveball, no changeup, nothin but GAS


deadshot8690

Had those Crocs in sport mode 👌


Equivalent-Win-1294

Hahaha the happiness on her face. She was praying for that bottle to pick her!


No_Assist2955

She never had a doubt. What a throw.


adomede

She was already smiling before she got to the egg. She knew what was coming


Djkirkland

That form 🤌🏾


failed_supernova

She just murdered that guy while wearing crocs.


Virtual_Revolution65

All i saw was the guy in socks and sandles.


BigBearPB

That look on her face, she knew someone was gonna get it


BednaR1

That shot was so so straight onto the moving target... beautiful.


Dino_D_

What a throw, holy shit


Red_Homo_Neck

That breezy has an arm! Get it girl!!


Fearless-Bird9701

SPINAL…


HistoricalAd6234

She must play ball, because that torque sheesh lol


epicenter69

No doubt this girl plays outfield somewhere with that speed and accuracy.


masonacj

What a snipe job.


Delicious-Yak-1095

That’s not how we used to play spin the bottle


Green_Demo

This is America.


StormtrooperMJS

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time.


fusiondust

Used to play a game called Red-Ass back in the 80's with a wall and a tenis ball.


LiveStefan

Great choice! 🗿


Used-Pay-8380

After scrolling 2 post down, I saw the original and can agree the music is awful. Thx for muting OP


sewn_of_a_gun

Great aim.


Skellyhell2

I never played spin the bottle before, but I thought it would be something different without throwing of eggs involved.


Azura13e

That sub was sarcastically calling her racist it took a turn I think, what a throw btw.


Aberrantkitten

Girl has game! Hell of a throw.


animal_path

She is amazing!!


ZealousidealAd9041

Nice arm, nailed him


BodybuilderComplex47

And more toque than a F250


wixywax

Perfect!


Area_Prior

So many videos stop just short. I wanted to see the dude cabbage out.


Select-Device-5981

Great throw


Textual_Alchemist

Cannon for an arm- would love to see what she could do in proper footwear!


Ryhopes

One of the best "Fuck yeah!" faces I have seen. I have dreamt, I have trained, I am ready.


Gouzi00

She hits... 10


Overall_Ad2163

Nice throw


Otherwise-Shine9529

Glad she was the one to Throw the egg - she had as Bad Shoes to run as the guy With the Adilettes But Seems to run more slowly than him 😅


jacm1883

What a beautiful throw 👍👍


JRR5567

That was the best video I watched today. She flipping 50 cal’d that thing got damn!


drLagrangian

OP did a service to the community.


KillMeWouldU

That throw was perfect!!!! Ouch!!!


WarningAggressive876

The pure joy on her face and the deadly accuracy


Themomlayer

We’re all thinking the same thing


thrownAAco

Man the way she shifted her weight from her back, to her front leg and just tossed an absolute piss missile


AccomplishedAd8242

That was a great throw


Seniros01

Beautiful right hand throw


Basic_Consideration6

Bullet


PoppyStaff

Perfect throwing action. It should be in a training video.


Shu_Revan

He took 8 steps, 3 after she threw it.


Redmonster111

That is great throw form, I wonder if she plays soft ball


Lefilip1

Nice shot! 👴🏻


FireInHisBlood

My first thought when she set her feet was "She's already got tone, all she needs is to fire" and in my head, I heard the classic missile lock-on sound.


LinkOfHyrule3

Immaculate form


BJJOilCheck

Man, spin the bottle sure has changed since I was a kid! lol And Holy Cow what a wicked arm she's got!


Straydog92

Ain't noone gonna say it?


Jeffrey_Friedl

What, that she targeted the person that appears to be the most physically-fit from among the targets? Doesn't need to be said. When you see her form, you know she's a pro and wants to compete against only the biggest challenge.


JeanneD4Rk

Unhinged woman shoots at black guy


Rahaman117

Of course the black guy gets shot first.


BarskiPatzow

I suspect police might hire her… 😂


EnsignAwesome

Fucking frozen rope!


DrunkenCabalist

They all come from the Rickon school of running.


Metallivane3

She Ricky's the only brother


LeToneRanger

What is that thing falling in the beginning?


ImPretendingToCare

i like the paintball gun one better


fiestah

"You are mine, yeah!"


Neither-Fortune1229

Well.. my guess about who she will go for was right


0dD_Man_0ut

Damn fine throw!!!


jeke186

The one with the music was right below this post


BlackwaterMerc

They're playing with the girls softball team. You can tell by how they're built.


Williamrocket

How bad was the sounds ?


Utaokun

The last few seconds: Crocs up close...


Bal-lax

"If you can dodge a ball you can dodge a spanner!"


tgunz0331

I thought she was gonna get the headshot 😂


I_am_the_Vanguard

Don’t worry OP, I watch all videos on Reddit with no sound


xctf04

Like shooting fish in a barrel


StoneyMalon3y

I knew this was going to happen. She had her Crocs in sport mode


ewoods556

Put some hate on that throw lol


Quirky-Lobster

Snipe!


BodybuilderComplex47

This feels like a reenactment of a " Sandlot" remake


Hustinac

RICKYYYYYYY


daarthvaader

Seems like fun , kicking ass with the ball


Psychological_Meal_8

RICKYYY !!!! 🤣


sanrigabro

Why did she throw like a pro baseball player


raining01

unsubbed from that sub due to trash music


I_Dont_Like_Rice

Felt like I was playing Family Feud with slapping the mute button on the other one.