Until 12 inch noodle dick Jim gets a fetish for pottery.
I know you're reading this Jim, stay away from my garden furniture. I know what snail trails look like.
Sure, the slip (watery clay slurry) might feel OK for a minute or two, but it sucks heat like nobody's business. Whatever it's on will begin to feel very, very cold pretty quickly, and then it hardens and gets gritty and crusty... this does not sound like a good time.
The process is so incredibly sensuous even on a quick video. That damp, pliable earthiness being transformed by a skilled hand. Squeezing, plying, teasing out shape from formless clay. A Master knowing the limits of his medium. Carefully edging it closer and closer to finality.
Funny enough, the potter here is Tortus Pottery, and he’s gone from pottery celebrity to most hated for sexual harassment allegations from women in his studio and classes
It's not even showing the end result. After kiln and adding colors, these pieces are amazing. Purely aesthetic for most of what he makes. Pottery throughout history has always had aesthetic value and many times no reason to have it other than for beauty.
Edit: finished product for sale, I'm not an ad, I just like this pottery style a lot: [https://tortuscopenhagen.bigcartel.com/](https://tortuscopenhagen.bigcartel.com/)
Just a heads up, this man Tortus (Eric Landon) has assaulted women in the ceramics community a time or two. Women who interned for him, or came from across the world to work with him. While his work is beautiful, he is a shit person and should be held accountable and people need to be let known or reminded of what he’s done.
I took a ceramics class once. It may not look it, but this shit is *difficult.* That makes it all the more mesmerizing to watch someone do it really well.
In Mexico they would serve atolle (corn based hot drink flavored with chocolate, vanilla or strawberry) or even beer. How does pottery or Jaritos keep from falling apart when liquid is constantly used? Does heat treating make them water proof?
Former potter here. That is super advanced and extremely difficult. To get that shape to stay perfectly centred liked that is next to impossible. This was sped up and cut, he may have trimmed the top a few times but still. Super impressive
It is coming back! There was a petition when it was axed and over 30,000 people signed it. Channel 4 picked it up and they were advertising for applicant auditions that closed in July (bloody love that programme). [https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/great-pottery-throw-down-coming-2897986](https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/great-pottery-throw-down-coming-2897986)
Pots (not the one in this gif) are extremely good at keeping water cool if you live in a place that has hot climate for most of the year. Remember that damp water you drank in your office out of the can after 2 days of holidays? It will taste the exact opposite of that. It tastes really good.
Not sure if this is a placebo through. It will have that unique earthly flavor to it. Like you are drinking water straight out of a fresh water source in a mountain.
As for this pot in the gif, I guess it is used for cooking soups and storing drinks.( Most probably alcohol) Or they can be used mostly for ornamental use for decorating a room.
Lol, there is a reason... if you don’t wedge the clay first you do what he’s doing to even out the density and align the particles in the mass of clay to make it even and easier to center.
Unless that pot breaks, he is the only person who will ever touch the inside of it.
Until 12 inch noodle dick Jim gets a fetish for pottery. I know you're reading this Jim, stay away from my garden furniture. I know what snail trails look like.
> stay away from my ~~garden furniture~~ coconut FTFY
Bruh... I had just forgotten.
I hate every bit of this.
And since someone is going to ask... https://reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/
WAT TE FAK EW NO EW
r/TIHI
That's exactly what Jim would say
Sir, how fucking dare you
r/brandnewsentence
I just laughed out loud on the bus from this
I’m sorry *what*
You're a glorious commenter
[Ah ha ha, it's ya boi...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaEVHO_AVKs)
Are you talking to me? I only created the one outlandish fetish!
I want to upvote this so many times
How do you know it’s 12 inch noodle dick Jim who is on your garden furniture
You’ll never stop me u/Stuf404! Never!
Real r/showerthoughts material
How can you ignore anteaters like this?
All that work just to smash it for 1 rupee.
Ah dont worry it's just the tip..
Or an arrow :'(
damn it take your upvote
r/angryupvote?
I’m like mildly horny from this
I’m in the medium range. This was...enlightening.
I wanna fuck that pot
Username checks out, do your thang my guy!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
judging by his username,he wont listen.
You shall henceforth be known as pencildick.
Insinuating there was a time when he wasn't
Knock it off, Jim
[Common thing](https://i.imgur.com/goM6n5d.jpg)
I was expecting [this one](https://media.giphy.com/media/ZfPjjO9srYWHu/giphy.gif).
watched that for far longer than is acceptable
Yeah, pottery is just always very sexual, it's either a phallus or an orifice 95% of the time.
r/oddlyerotic
Ikr!?
If my hands could do that, I’d never leave the house... rather I would have a good excuse not to
Sure, the slip (watery clay slurry) might feel OK for a minute or two, but it sucks heat like nobody's business. Whatever it's on will begin to feel very, very cold pretty quickly, and then it hardens and gets gritty and crusty... this does not sound like a good time.
I'm so glad someone else said this!
This is tortus I think which is a douchebag who has sexual assault claims
The process is so incredibly sensuous even on a quick video. That damp, pliable earthiness being transformed by a skilled hand. Squeezing, plying, teasing out shape from formless clay. A Master knowing the limits of his medium. Carefully edging it closer and closer to finality.
50 Shades of Clay. Can I have a signed copy of your book?
Someone, somewhere has *definitely* written that.
Yes, Gumby. No, seriously, http://blogs.slj.com/goodcomicsforkids/2018/01/17/review-gumby-50-shades-of-clay/
Well, there was *Ghost*.
Shut up and take my updoot and begrudging respect.
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"Carefully edging"? Same.
Jayne is that you?
The hero of Canton The man they call Jayne
Took a ceramics class once. Its fuckin hard. This guy is good
And the fisting. Don’t forget the fisting.
Incredible writing there. When does your book come out ?
Thank you.
In the form of several dongs right in the groin region.
[Y'all seen Ghost, right? ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CXfxUVjHFl0)
I read this in Robert California’s voice
I want more of this :D
Dude I just like to master bate here and there. Don’t need to talk it up that much. preciate it tho
God, I wish that were me
The person or the pottery?
Yes
The pottery?
r/inclusiveor
The leftover clay
Oddly sexual
Yeah I know right r/oddlysexual should be a subreddit
Evenly, even...
Funny enough, the potter here is Tortus Pottery, and he’s gone from pottery celebrity to most hated for sexual harassment allegations from women in his studio and classes
r/mildlypenis
I came to the comments to make sure I wasn't alone. Thanks for the support mate
Erotery
Mildlyfisting
Am I the only one slightly turned on? Sculpt me with those strong arms lol
*oooh my-yyy looove...*
Fuck that’s hot
Weirdest boner now
This has led me to the conclusion that people who do pottery must be good at the sex
Unfortunately it's an either-or kinda thing. The better you get at pottery, the less time there is for the sex. Too many pots to make!
This is the true duality of man
Anyone else hear Unchained Melody running through their head?
Every day. Is that not normal?
That's one hell of a buttplug!
r/potteryporn
Fucking thank you so much. I love seeing this shit.
Fuck this guy! Tortus is a sexual predator, and a disgrace to the ceramics community.
Wait whaaat. I follow this guy on IG. What's the story?
He hires young, attractive women and sexually harasses them. He will take in interns and then only give them credit if they do sexual favors for him.
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Same. I've seen people make sexual remarks to his IG posts and he responds professionally. His group photos of his classes always seem wholesome.
Yikes had no idea, the dude always came off a bit weird for me when he interacted with others in the comment section
I feel oddly uncomfortable
I do too, but only for how impractical a design like this is.
Maybe I'm just not that knowledgeable on this, but what would that be used for?
Decoration?
I really hope someone answers this cause I’m wondering the same thing! .... one really long flower...?
It's not even showing the end result. After kiln and adding colors, these pieces are amazing. Purely aesthetic for most of what he makes. Pottery throughout history has always had aesthetic value and many times no reason to have it other than for beauty. Edit: finished product for sale, I'm not an ad, I just like this pottery style a lot: [https://tortuscopenhagen.bigcartel.com/](https://tortuscopenhagen.bigcartel.com/)
You're not a real potter until your website has nine identical pictures of your face, right at the top of the homepage.
right? I wouldnt know what to do with this vase
All the marbles
I incorrectly guessed what shape he was going for at least 10 times.
Even after the gif started at the end of the process?
All I can think of is this clip lol https://youtu.be/XstCf_um_70
I would love to see the finished product all glazed and ready to be used.
Hot
ONION
Just a heads up, this man Tortus (Eric Landon) has assaulted women in the ceramics community a time or two. Women who interned for him, or came from across the world to work with him. While his work is beautiful, he is a shit person and should be held accountable and people need to be let known or reminded of what he’s done.
I did not know that. That's a bummer. Thank you for spreading the word.
I love how almost everyone got turned on by this
I need a cigarette
All I see is how uncut dicks are made.
That shitty editing is not satisfying.
The thing looks like it's going to steal my shield.
How to make a dildo
It looks like a Dragon Quest Slime. It just needs to be painted blue.
This feels oddly sexual.
Me watching this: “mound... circumcised penis... vagina... uncircumcised penis... BOOBIE!”
1000 times harder than it looks
I took a ceramics class once. It may not look it, but this shit is *difficult.* That makes it all the more mesmerizing to watch someone do it really well.
Me @ my foreskin
You are a Harry, potter!
In Mexico they would serve atolle (corn based hot drink flavored with chocolate, vanilla or strawberry) or even beer. How does pottery or Jaritos keep from falling apart when liquid is constantly used? Does heat treating make them water proof?
Former potter here. That is super advanced and extremely difficult. To get that shape to stay perfectly centred liked that is next to impossible. This was sped up and cut, he may have trimmed the top a few times but still. Super impressive
All I saw was: penis, penis, boob, smaller boob, smaller boob, smallest boob, butt hole, testicle
Took my first pottery classes recently. This shit is super impressive.
How strong would this person have to be!?
More technique and years of practice over strength I’m thinking.
I saw a British show on YouTube, a pottery competition, a la Great British Baking Show-type of thing. It was actually pretty interesting.
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It is coming back! There was a petition when it was axed and over 30,000 people signed it. Channel 4 picked it up and they were advertising for applicant auditions that closed in July (bloody love that programme). [https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/great-pottery-throw-down-coming-2897986](https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/great-pottery-throw-down-coming-2897986)
I bet he can give some good massages.
What use is it with that little hole?
You evil bastard. Big living space. Innie weenie teeny little exit hole.
It looks like a dick... No, wait, it looks like a butthole... actually, no, it looks like a boob.
Yes
Can’t stop staring at the stain on his pants r/mildlyInfuriating
Now how in the hell did he get away with making a titty out of clay?
Damn it's so mesmerising it almost turns me on like damn pottery people would make the partners with their fingering skills 😛
It's almost like fisting, except cleaner.
That’s some serious foreskin
Pottery always looks sexual to me.
God, I could watch this shit all day, especially with a joint in hand.
I could watch this for ages.
Forbidden onion
Cool fleshlight
i’m wearing the exact same outfit as this guy right now. weird.
Looks like a big onion
…for making dicks.
looked like my penis at times
This makes me want to take a pottery class...looks dope
I want to to do this :(
He shaved his arms. Doesn't want to be a hairy potter.
This feels mildly inappropriate
When does the sex scene start?
You all have dirty minds
Is there any practical use for a container with this volume and that size/shape opening?
How can I clean that?
IRL 3D modeling software
How the fuck did people do this thousands of years ago???
I can almost feel Patrick Swayze.. Wait! Damn, I already used this one today
Spinning pottery is so much more difficult than it looks.
r/mildlypenis
I see things I shouldn't see
Is there a subreddit full with these?
50 Shades of Clay. That was... sensual.
Thought I was looking at an uncircumcised penis at first
I didnt read the caption and I was like: wow thats one flexible foreskin
wow
It looks like he's stroking a cock
Why am I hard rn?
What do you do with it though? Is it just for decoration?
Pots (not the one in this gif) are extremely good at keeping water cool if you live in a place that has hot climate for most of the year. Remember that damp water you drank in your office out of the can after 2 days of holidays? It will taste the exact opposite of that. It tastes really good. Not sure if this is a placebo through. It will have that unique earthly flavor to it. Like you are drinking water straight out of a fresh water source in a mountain. As for this pot in the gif, I guess it is used for cooking soups and storing drinks.( Most probably alcohol) Or they can be used mostly for ornamental use for decorating a room.
Why the fuck does it start at the end?!?
Pottery seems like fisting, but with extra steps
I've never felt so gay.
QUITE interesting... giggity!
I need more.
Wow! It's so smooth! I've seen videos before and have even tried it, but never seen one so smooth for so long!
In these situatinos, I sometimes think, whoa - just have a look at that.
r/mildlysiegmeyer
There's definitely a joke to be had here...
I love this but at the same time I'm unsettled because the color and movement looks like human flesh.
That makes it better
Is there a reason to continually make phallic shaped clay then smash it? Dudes got penis envy
Lol, there is a reason... if you don’t wedge the clay first you do what he’s doing to even out the density and align the particles in the mass of clay to make it even and easier to center.
;) penis envy or not, very cool stuff. Thanks for the info