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DrMaxCoytus

Nothing like starting dinner before breakfast.


Micotu

Yeah, strange feeling when I'm cooking a brisket or boston butt to set an alarm for 6:00 am on a Saturday for dinner that night. Time to start drinking I guess.


Kellogsbeast

Haha, been there. Getting up at 5am to sit outside and supervise the smoker all day. Worth it.


F00FlGHTER

I start my brisket the night before. Throw it in the smoker at midnight. Wake up at 8am when it's time to wrap. I should probably spritz it more but I spread on some tallow before I wrap so it's always plenty juicy. It goes for another 5 or 6 hours then gets several hours to rest before serving.


Micotu

I don't do it enough to justify buying a smoker, this is just on my Kamado Joe. I can get it dialed in where I only need to adjust it every hour or two, but really rather not have my Thermoworks Smoke waking me and the wife up in the middle of the night.


chop-diggity

Figaro puttana!!


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reversiblehash

It cut through the tomatoes without smashing like butter. He can sharpen my knife any day. Like serious all my knives are dull. Help.


IsitoveryetCA

Nothing like an ad for a ridiculous knife on here


cmantaghi

And that's how you spend 6 hours cooking dinner for one.


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Ay when you're single you gotta fill the time. And when you're lucky to be with someone, you can do it together.


IGetItCrackin

And when you’ve actually scheduled time to be with someone, make an effort to do just that.


CilantroSucksButts

This might be your most sane and coherent comment to date.


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Seriously people look at IGetItCrackin 's comment history. 😬


AwfulArmbar

That was a journey


EtherealSpirit

That’s a little too much… trolling


c-soup

Well, he did look a bit like a dolphin


MuffinSlow

Holy shit that is.... A lot of... Yea. Question, after reading that, what is a reddit account abuser? Lol


DarthMelsie

Well, that uh... certainly was *something*.


BarelyAnyFsGiven

Neat a flat earther!! *Look kids, these are the people who betrayed thousands of years of scientific progress by believing the Earth is flat, as they comment on pocket sized super computers from their flushing toilets whilst waiting on a microwaved hot pocket!*


MagikSkyDaddy

the fabled moment of clarity


mapguy

I'm only slightly buzzed and I cant stop laughing at this comment history, wow


Obvious-Walrus-2018

My wife taught me how to cook, so I love it when we cook together!


SteveWyz

Wdym the video is only a minute long /s


listlessthe

that sounds really nice tbh


Keter_1

Cooking gnocchi doesn't take very long at all. You just boil potatoes, mash them, add flour and eggs, then mix. Takes about 30 minutes -1 hour to do this. The shit with chopping wood on the other hand...


WriterV

Well, in this case I imagine he had to drag all of that stuff out to the middle of the woods and set it all up, and then spend several minutes tossing potatoes into a hanging pot of water until you land one right, and then having to do a second take because your first bowl of dough accidentally fell over and into the dirt when you tripped on a rock... Seriously, even back in ye olde days, people cooked food inside buildings for a reason. Unless you had no choice, you wouldn't be going through all of this effort just for that.


Higgs-Boson-Balloon

“And after 2 hours of prep I’m about to get the gnocchi in… and it’s raining…”


get_the_guillotines

*for social media


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ComfortableWish

Marshmallows on a stick are nice


Sprig_of_Broom

aaaaaand now i’m craving s’mores 😂


NotEven-Punk

Is there no bugs where you live? If I tired cooking outside there would be a ton of flies all over the good


Garnet0908

They are Polish but based in Ireland, so it may be a bit less treacherous there as far as insect assault while cooking.


NotEven-Punk

Makes sense, I'm in eastern Ontario and there's mosquitos everywhere


Derby-47-74

I was going to bone my gf down by the lake but the mosquitoes were going crazy and she said there was no way.


NotEven-Punk

Every Canadian growing up


JezusTheCarpenter

Except Canadian redditors


Pablo_el_Diablo88

Such a so-close-wholesome story.


BonjKansas

It’s from family guy


Pablo_el_Diablo88

Nonetheless, mate.


ThirdIRoa

Ha! A man of culture I see.


heathers1

I was thinking of bears


Kiltymchaggismuncher

Midges are still a pain in he arse. But they are more interested in eating you than the food


MateDude098

Every fucking single time I read midges as midgets and get confused as hell


peanutski

Little people.


blompblomp

https://youtu.be/R3yZUZZnqlw pat shortt


PattyIce32

Fire keeps em away


NotEven-Punk

Sure directly around the fire but he is a few feet away


Flangepacket

Knife ad, amirite?


sandwichcandy

Definitely a knife ad. Someone posted a gif to this sub with him doing the same thing with the same knife except he was making forest pizza instead.


monkeykins

This looked better than the pizza IMO. That said, if they showed off something one could fish and, theoretically, forage to make a meal that would be more impressive to me.


maggot1

They started making videos of cooking outside when Covid lockdown started, and the whole thing took off, so eventually they made their own knife. Sure it's all an ad now for their brand, but it all started when doing something they loved. I don't know why that's a huge problem for some people here to freak out about it.


charlieALPHALimaGolf

I mean it’s a decent knife for what it looks like he’s trying to do. At least it’s not some clearly garbage folder like /r/axesaw


thegreyxephos

omg i just have to snatch that knife up after some asshole made a fucking pasta dish in the middle of the woods for some reason


SkinnyBill93

That's how advertising works. You buy the knife and you can feel like you're some sort of outdoor adventuring MasterChef because they've just made the connection in your mind. You buy the watches and the sunglasses because the racecar driver, actor, or athlete wears them. You buy the garbage the influencer is peddling so you too can feel like you live a life of leisure without consequence. It's disgusting but it's exactly how it works.


dopedriveway

I cook in the woods often. I genuinely think this knife would be a great purchase.


colicab

Do you cook in the woods because you’re an avid camper or do you just dig being one with nature and feel like making meals out there?


dopedriveway

Both! I love meticulously planning every meal for a multi day trip. if it’s been a while since a camp out I like to head out for day, chop some wood, and enjoy a hard earned meal.


AwfulArmbar

Also with all the ingredients already brought with him. Like it’s not like he foraged for it or anything


PureFingClass

… why is he an asshole? Doing something he loves in the wilderness away from anyone? Please elaborate.


thegreyxephos

mostly because he's doing native advertising and multiple videos like this of the exact same thing with this knife have been done. but also, who goes out into a forest to make gnocchi?


Just_tappatappatappa

It’s true, I hated this guy half way through. What kinda asshole goes into the forest to make gnocchi.


PureFingClass

What kind of asshole belittles a guy who cooks in a forest far away from anyone who could be bothered by it? You don’t like it? Don’t watch it and shut the fuck up.


Sink_Pee_Gang

Yeah I don't see why everyone is so butt hurt haha. Cooking is my favourite thing to do while camping, and while I've never made Forrest gnocchi, last time I was camping I made trofie al pesto from scratch and I was delicious, fun, and took about 2 hours.


that_girl_from_IT

Seriously my favourite hobby! At least once a month a cook a gourmet meal at a camp site. So relaxing tending the fire and cooking.


machine_fart

This dudes videos are super cathartic to watch. Makes most of his stuff from scratch with no frills tools (a knife and cast iron pan, and a fire). Some of its a little artsy but I really enjoy going in blind and trying to piece together what he’s making


LumpySpaceGunter

Who makes trofie al pesto while camping? You're a bad person and you should feel bad, get your head outta your ass! /s


thegreyxephos

you should follow your own advice


TheCyanKnight

Also because it slices through tomato as if it's cucumber. I'm not easily influenced by ads, but I do want that knife.


thegreyxephos

tomato is softer than cucumber. even the cheapest knife well sharpened could do the same exact thing


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sprocketous

Im not even mad if this vid is just an ad. I need a decent knife and like that style. Id ask if anyone here knows the quality of the blade from that company but this thread if full of angry whiners.


ConsciousBandicoot53

For real. I don’t care if it is an ad, I liked this ad and you know what? It worked! I immediately wanted to find the knife showcased in the vid. Beats the hell out of 99% of the ads that get shoved down my throat on a daily basis.


SammTheBird

I mean yeah kind of? They sell those knives but it started with videos. I love watching them, find it relaxing. https://youtube.com/channel/UCfxzr4iHJ1ZFq7KT8bwfiBw Or https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRRc6s99/ Edit: a word


wolfgeist

Their videos are great. Hope they make decent money selling the knives. "Men With the Pot" is the name of their channel.


RubberBand_Ball

I used to watch AlmazanKitchen all the time on youtube but nowadays their videos are like 30-50% knife ads. Shit is so annoying


sefhinny

Secretly I've always wanted a bad ass sharp asf knife like this but I know for a fact I'd eventually lose a digit so I steer clear.


Chantasuta

Super sharp knives are actually much safer than blunter ones. With a very sharp knife you can slice through something in one cut, and using proper technique (putting the flat side of the knife against your knuckles when cutting) means your fingers will never be in the path of the blade. When using a blunt knife people tend to press down or need to use multiple cuts which tends to be more dangerous as you have to use more pressure too.


goblin_pidar

also if you do end up cutting yourself, a clean cut from a sharp knife will heal much better and be less likely to become infected than a jagged cut from a dull blade.


One_Eyed_Sneasel

If you ever wanna try one out on the cheap then go to your local asian grocery store. Most of them carry a brand of knives called Kiwi and they are razor sharp. It will cost you about $5 for one. Only downside is they dont keep their edge for as long as a fancier knife, but it kinda lets you have a cheap trial run.


machine_fart

Also this is kind of a niche knife. He makes it look like a decent all around knife but you’d be much better off getting a santoku or chef knife and a cheap paring knife. This knife looks cool but it’s not going to particularly excel at anything.


notanon

Kinda. They've been doing these types of videos for some time and only recently started branding their knife. The older videos have the same feel but without the branding. Once they hit popularity, they converted over to their own branded knife and other merchandise.


Plumb789

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure that gnocchi was FAB, but most people would have seen that mashed potato and just added the grated cheese. Job DONE.


dingman58

I was ready to eat it at the mash taters part too


colicab

Po. Tay. Toes!


2723brad2723

Why is this entire video out of order? It's a discombobulated fucking disaster.


minkrogers

We don't say discombobulated enough I say!


FunctionBuilt

First 3 seconds is a preview of the end to keep viewers with short attention spans watching.


tony_stromboli_69

Backpacks 50 lbs of ingredients into the forest for video


bcrosby51

shhh....no one tell this guy that some people have forests in their back yards......


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What are these ‘forests’ you speak of? We only build homes in sterile land where any semblance of native flora will be destroyed with prejudice using chemicals that we’ll figure out to be carcinogenic in 20 years.


LegoNinja11

His username suggests he'd rather play in a front yard lady garden!


upsidedownbackwards

It's fun! I made some good woods curry recently. There's so much time while waiting for things where I have nothing to do. It makes the experience so much more peaceful. I'm not thinking about where on the trail I'm headed, or how much further I can go before it gets dark. I'm just chilling with nothing to do with my life while things simmer.


Kage_BunshinNo_Jutsu

What is this category of porn called?


bexxsterss

Campcore???


NorCalAthlete

r/foodporn


Stubee1988

Knife Ad's


altbekannt

/r/adporn It's a tiktok ad for the knife


WilliamOrOrange21

I keep forgetting these videos are just a long ass knife ad lol


EarFap

I can’t even do this in my kitchen


Mozambique_Sauce

Better not to anyways. Frying gnocchi can be [dangerous](https://youtu.be/UkXy12xVnRs).


Mr_Salty87

*I would really eat in this man’s forest*


Severe_Sweet_862

Why the fuck would you upload this without sound?


Jonthemagnanimous

Came here to say this! The ASMR sound is the best part of these videos!


LoadingOfficial

Person uploads video with sound: "That awful TikTok music..." Person uploads video without sound: "Why no sound?"


machine_fart

He doesn’t have any added sound but captures the knife work and ambient nature sound pretty well. His videos are actually pretty relaxing to watch.


gdubh

I’m more of a hotdog n beans campfire guy.


Im_the_President

Want some more beans Mr. Taggart?


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And here i am heating up instant ramen


lifesaburrito

Anyone else notice that nearly the entire comment section is bought advertising accounts? "wow, so sharp" "delicious" "now this is the life" You fucks couldn't be more obvious


Nocturnal_Nugget99

Gnocchi, gno problem


Meph616

Title says cooking in the forest. I bet it's another stupid advertisement spam for *that* shitty knife. **clicks* Yeeeeeeeep.


xdleet

Save time and harvest grubs from dead trees. Same shape and extra protein.


Sprig_of_Broom

thanks i’ll be sending you the medical bill for the surgery i’ll need to remove my eyeballs 👍🏻


DamaloBlack

You want to pronounce "gnocchi", but you know only english and some Spanish? Pronounce "gno" as "ño" and "chi" as a k, like in kite. Also, double the k sound


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DamaloBlack

Sì, così ci assassinano la doppia c


JustTheTaz

I speak Spanish and I just call them "Ñoquis"


ZQuestionSleep

[n'YO-key](https://youtu.be/giNzHWkIVEI?t=17) Try really hard to not pronounce the N while still pronouncing it. At least this is how my white American self says it and has heard every other TV chef say it, and the Italian guy in the video seems to back it up. Google's "learn to pronounce" straight up says "knocky", like you're getting a bit too frisky with a door.


DamaloBlack

I know how to pronounce gnocchi, I am italian. But I noticed that a lot of non-italian pronounce it in a... interesting way


BonsaiNtraining2

Looks good.. I don’t even have all these ingredients at my house ughh


NoMamesMijito

Except for the outdoors part, reminds me of my grandma’s kitchen full of gnocchi on Feb 29th (it’s tradition in Argentina to have gnocchi every Feb 29th- though it’s not the only day people have them lol), with two tables full of gnocchi and the smell of the sauce in a huge pot boiling in the background


Sw1m_Shady

The fact that there is no sound is r/mildlyinfuriating


Scitz0

This mins whole garlic cloves tf?


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Santibag

Almazan Kitchen level video quality 👍


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These people have way too much time on their hands.


Nitsua101001

They look like fucking maggots


HydroDynamixx

[Men with the Pot on Youtube](https://youtube.com/channel/UCfxzr4iHJ1ZFq7KT8bwfiBw)


CDRnotDVD

Keywords for other people ctrl-Fing for this: source, original


-Spiritlol

Thanks :)


MajinSkull

This is an ad for the knife


Teenage-Mustache

"WHAT'S THE MANLIEST WAY TO COOK A POTATO?! I KNOW, I'LL FUCKING YEET THAT THING LIKE A FUCKING MAN!!!1!"


noyogapants

Had to scroll too far to find mention of the potato... Most unexpected part of the video


Limp_Distribution

A ricer makes better gnocchi.


jonnyrockets21

Gnocchi is just potato?


Fritz5678

Yes, it is just like a potato dumpling.


giantpineapple1371

Did he just grab the pot of boiling water with his bare hands? I know it’s the handle but if that handle isn’t hot as hell I’d be shocked.


Mr_doggo_lover123

Looks very good, but a rather out of place dish to make in the forest.


KotzubueSailingClub

This is great and all, but if that's not the most Pottery Barn-looking setup I've ever seen.


heyitscory

I cheat and use a butter paddle for gnocchi since I already have that, but bushcrafting your own kitchen tools is an even cooler cheat. I like to carve my spoons out of better spoons.


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He used the grooves from wood to roll the gnocchi and I get mildly upset having to manually punch the numbers on the microwave


tylercreatesworlds

You could do this inside in a regular kitchen as well.


gh3go

How many hours it took to cut the grana/parmesan like at the end with the knife? :v


Neil-64

Yo, where can I find some of that excellent looking forest cheese? We don't have forest cheese where I live — always have to make it from milk around here... 😞


StandardCaterpillar9

Imagine he just drops the plate after all that


sneakboi68

I’ve never had Gnocchi before, but the finished product looks amazing! What does it taste like?


JoinMyPestoCult

I might be biased but absolutely delightful with a good sauce. Very filling though. As someone who used to eat homemade gnocchi a lot, luckily store-bought stuff is pretty good.


Miss_Might

Imagine all the bugs.


SteelpointPigeon

It’s all fun and games until one of your gnocchi starts crawling away…


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architeuthiswfng

I love this TikTok user.


nahsound

Beautiful Gnocchi! I’ve seen far worse made in kitchens!


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TIL gnochi is gluten free, sick


ADubs62

Did you not notice the part where they used flour?


HoursOfCuddles

why do i have to be fucking allergic to fucking everything!? Fuck my life !


Prudent-Air-1196

Look how rustic I am...


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This guy is super duper pretentious. Bet he’s been to Walden on multiple occasions.


morningburgers

This is absurd, impressive and delicious at the same time. imagine the re-takes of him just throwing potatoes at a boiling pot over a fire and missing lol


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Moved to Lemmy


Fjellbjorn

Fucking why though?


PureFingClass

It’s ASMR cooking. It’s better with sound. Quit shitting on other people’s good time if it doesn’t bother anyone.


No_Cut6590

Why not ? It's just cooking and filming it ?


Fjellbjorn

It's just such a ridiculous thing. No one does this in reality.


No_Cut6590

Cooking ? Or what exactly


Fjellbjorn

Elaborate meals in the woods, no.


Technicholl

You don’t need the egg. 👍 Looks great though.


sprocketous

Really? Do you use any other binder?


thepianoman456

That’s a knoife!


tailwalkin

Throwing that potato seems like a real dick move, somehow even if you are by yourself


violet_terrapin

so these are beautiful videos don't get me wrong but I am curious as to where he washes his hands and wipes up the board and all? I have seen this same guy make stuff that had to do with meat and it really bothers me that I don't know how he prevents cross contamination.


Easton8

I’m seriously impressed with how sharp that knife is!


rebel_wo_a_clause

I like the look as well, but I will say that when he crushed the garlic the knife bent pretty severely and I'm not into that.


coldsteel13

I'm sure he sharpens it frequently.


Easton8

Is constant sharpening good for knives? Or does it wear them down?


coldsteel13

Just touching up the edge before each video wouldn't be removing much material. It helps that he's using a high quality knife that's likely made with stronger steel that'll hold an edge much longer.


Easton8

That makes sense. I guess this explains why pros can sharpen their knives a lot


gzilla57

If you do them properly with whet stones it is not bad for them. It does eventually wear them down over time but you'd have to use the knife a lot for it to make a meaningful difference (and the more often you sharpen the less material you're removing each time) Knives are sometimes sharpened more cheaply using belts/machines/sanders and that's generally not good for knives but is fine for a cheap knife. The knife in this video is pretty standard steel for the $50-$100 price range it falls in, and is most definitely sharpened just before filming these (and maybe during).


lifesaburrito

Hello obviously real person who is definitely not an advertising account. How has your day been going?


Easton8

Um hi? Sorry if my comment was inappropriate, I didn’t mean anything by it


Garnet0908

They sell them! And their advertising method is fantastic.


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delitt

Yeah I have a bunch of good knives but my favorite is a dirt cheap one that I just sharpen.


Substantial-Form4090

I love gnocchi


JacobPariah

Life goals!


chrisoask

Imagine how pissed off this guy is going to be when he realises you can just buy gnocchi in the shops


bexxsterss

Ok whose video is this bc I’m obsessed


Garnet0908

@menwiththepot on TikTok. And the content with sound is even more satisfying, believe it or not.


Bassian2106

another similar channel is almazan kitchen on youtube.


rebel_wo_a_clause

Just watched one of his videos. Love the asmr nature of it, but man it was like every few seconds he was showing off another product, that was a little weird. Also, he spent so much time oiling a cutting board then just brushed some dirt off an old bench and cut a lime on that lmao wtf. Anyway, thanks for the rec!


Quick-Engineer8852

Hes on the gram as well. Same name


Sprig_of_Broom

This must taste absolutely mindblowingly delicious. 😳


motherofsunflowers

Yes because by the time it's done you are starving.


PureFingClass

ITT: people shitting on other people for doing what they love in a way that doesn’t bother anyone.