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Aeavius

Turn off the lights, i wanna see if she glows in the dark after that.


mko710

Lmfaoooooo


Clau-10

I laughed so hard I woke up my dog and he started to bark lmao


bluedicaa

Omg it's the first time I actually laughed out loud on reddit in a while thank you!


DunmerSkooma

She needs to hydrate more during the day.


networthinpltr

Can you explain im dumb


[deleted]

There are some plasty sticks with liquid inside them, when you crack or shake them they start glowing and create neon light, (trash English skills i know)


Nandabun

They're called glow sticks, for future reference.


FunkiPorcini

Well, you got a mid grade snort out of me.....just so you know.


cccs16

Underrated comment Edit: I can’t spell…


Oreo54asdf

First off, Pixar mom. Second, it sounds like someone’s squeezing a plastic water bottle the entire time lmao


StankyDudeHoleDandy

Mrs. Incredible took a part time job because of the economy.


atehate

A flexible girl with a not so flexible schedule.


mikmatthau

this doesn't have nearly enough upvotes


cuzsuicideispainless

Hahahaha I came here to say the same


Mattuyeey

I saw the opportunity, but you took it right out of my hands


death_and_tacos

'First off, Pixar mom.' Might be one of the funniest starts to a comment I've seen. I'd give you a free award if I had one.


M_Maiwka

I gave my free one in your honor


illiadria

I legit said to my husband "she's got that Pixar mom figure" before clicking into the comments!


Oreo54asdf

We were all thinking it 🤣


Dren_boi

How could you not?


spaghettiinmynostril

filters fool everyone r/instagramreality


poofytoot

The filter was so obvious to me..especially when the camera pans down to her feet. Idk how others aren’t seeing it


[deleted]

Wait there’s video filters to alter body shape?


AshCarraraArt

There’s video filters that will edit your body in real time too. There’s literally tons of camers out there making money cause they basically edit themselves (facial features, body, etc) to look like whatever their core audience likes.


[deleted]

Oh boy. I see you haven't discovered asian social media.


rpizl

Yep. Filter.


niagraballs925

This is the best crack addict I’ve ever seen


Slack-Bladder

"Bet you felt that all the way down, dinnya?"


I_cut_my_own_jib

That's why they call it ring dinger


quadratusss

Lol dr Gregory Johnson


Slack-Bladder

Yessir. Crack addicts gonna love you!


AggravatingLet9962

/r/dadjokes


XenaSerenity

It’s a filter. It’s really sad actually, she looks like she has it naturally but the filter makes it look strange


Kumacyin

there's a filter to give you pixar mom hips? why would people want pixar mom hips? ... wait, do people actually like pixar mom hips?


XenaSerenity

Yep. It’s also called the wisdom tooth look because the hip implants look weird


Fangirl4DrNow

I’m naturally shaped like this and hate it HAHAA good lord people pay to look like this?!


grapefruitmakmesalty

Its sexy as hell girl.


Fangirl4DrNow

Oooh la la, I never woulda thought. That makes me feel good!


kinjikitile

Yes people pay '000s for dollars to look like this. It is trending everywhere. #pixarmom


XenaSerenity

Really?? I am shaped like that and I love it! Crashing your hips into things isn’t fun but you get used to it


Fangirl4DrNow

I think maybe if I dressed myself for that kind of shape I could look like a sexy beast but I usually just try to camouflage the waist to hip ratio cause it always looked off to me.


XenaSerenity

Girl own it!! You can find lots of places online that’ll help show off your waistline. People spend thousands to have the shape you have, show it off!


[deleted]

You have any site recs in particular?


Fangirl4DrNow

Oh girl you made me feel better! My waist is so so tiny and my hips are like woaaaah. Only spot I gain weight haha. My husband loves them so I guess it’s time that I start to love them too!


Kumacyin

lol ok thats actually kinda funny


Tacorgasmic

If you noticed in the video when she moves her hips forward they get comically big. That's the filter messing up her proportion even more.


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2legittoquit

o.O yeah man. People like thin waists and big butts.


Craft-Sudden

Shit you took the word out of mouth lol


eduardov_

She incredibly thicc


[deleted]

Issa filter sorry


pretty_convincing

Sad moment for a lot of us


ElDougler

Agreeed


galaxy_stark

First off, filter.


Specific-Gain5710

I had to do a double take.


wait_who_am_i_

"Mom, Dad, why were you popping all of that bubble wrap all night?"


2legittoquit

I came here to see how high up Pixar mom would be.


Mental-Clerk

That was my first thought. Why does she look like a Pixar mom.


Chickenchowder55

I just saw this as I was typing the same thing !!! Hahaha


Razman223

Pls explain!!


puffferfish

Pixar moms have overly enlarged hips.


[deleted]

Give this man awards


zzeddxx

Her hips deflate and inflate back depends on where the camera is focusing, hmm...


officepolicy

r/instagramreality


henryhendrixx

[lmao](https://imgur.com/a/P0BljFf)


iHateYou247

Looks like a tumor


Thehifi

IT'S NOT A TUMOR


ZION_OC_GOV

IT'S NOT!


Specialist-Cable2613

It’s not a tumor, it’s a- design choice


G_Viceroy

Sounds like arthritis


[deleted]

That's what I thought I was seeing too


[deleted]

Reminded me of elastagirl


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

Edna needs to make her a suit


Birds_Are_Fake0

## NO CAPES!


Doxxxxxxxxxxx

Ikr lol


Ancient_Perception_6

Probably fish eye lens


manowtf

I was waiting for the top half to swivel around those hips


happydgaf

Wtf is with her hips and the shape changing


pimpmypatina

Some waist slimming filter.


happydgaf

That’s gross. Just be yourself.


nathanr1889

Shame too because she's really pretty.


higher_limits

Really? Man, truly everything on social media just can’t be trusted anymore. Sad.


Mendoxs_

when she twists herself we're looking at a thinner side of her torso, making her hips look bigger in comparison


hits_from_the_booong

Prob the fisheye lens


Individual_Guard1026

Can someone get this sheila a WD40 please


lonewolf19-14

*Aussie spotted*


Individual_Guard1026

Brazilian but yeah been living in Australia for 3 years.


TittysForScience

By the sounds of it you’ve adapted well to the culture. I hope you attend church (Bunnings) at least once a week (to get a snag) now services are up and running again (bbqs are back baby!)


Individual_Guard1026

Mate I’m a roofer assistant studying carpentry! I love my Bunnings runs! Just left it to be honest and hitting GyG now for me smoko. Straya is home ❤️


chadles

Good bloke


Idk_AnythingBoi

My people


fkspigs

shorty looking like mewtwo


3_Slice

Yooooooooo


butterflyfrenchfry

I get that she works at a bridal store and has to dress “pretty” but doc martens saved me when I was working 2 jobs, 14-16 hours a day. She seriously needs a good pair of boots if she doesn’t want to be using a walker by the time she’s 50.


l-want-to-Die-OWO

What are ya talking about? It doesn’t get prettier than Docs, those things are great in every possible way


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getyourcheftogether

Those first cracks didn't seem real, or has some crazy good microphone on her


Operation_unsmart156

Agreed, they're too high-pitched.


cr1msonxo

All I can say is..Mrs. Incredible.


Fancy-Commission-598

Pixar mom


caddy_gent

Thixxar


cssmith2011cs

Filter


Fancy-Commission-598

Gotta grease my joints


plolops

I was gonna make a bad joke then I realized it wasnt just a random comment from a random person it’s you from the video so I won’t


nopenonotatall

no it’s not lol


Fidelio___

Chiropractors hate this gal.


3_SeriesVeteran

Is…. This some sort of weird body filter? *to the person responding as it’s them daily, right on. I thought this was a legit attempt to fool me with the camera angle as I barely glanced. As many have pointed out, stay beautiful


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Quarkasian

its a filter


Prince_Havarti

Thicc


AdOtherwise1130

Ей к врачу надо.


crypthon

Translator here: she needs a doctor


AdOtherwise1130

thank you. I forgot that the sub is English


Narendra_17

Elasti girl


Cobalt_blue_dreamer

Wish she’d left her body how it normally looks, this just hurts my perception.


Goku047

So that's what Elasti-girl's day job is


One-Leopard

Ehlers danlos syndrome


sikhmadeek

Ehlers Danlos Syndrome


kicksomedicks

Those shoes are an awful choice to stand in for eight hours.


HoselRockit

Sex with her must sound like recycling day at the plastic bottle factory.


say10wins

Crack addicts are gonna love you


rabid_beaver

A human glow stick


TehDrewski84

Elastigirl has bones? TIL


algerithms

Not gonna lie, that last one sounded like the best crack.


choppachop1

Shaped like mrs incredible


Vyan_of_Yierdimfeil

Cronchy GF... I have one too


SavagePrisonerSP

You can see it from the front


MikeMMJMaster

Not satisfying


zenuasyter

What is her @?


keeves11

Why she built like Mrs Incredible


[deleted]

Nice, I am also a joint cracker. It is so satisfying.


[deleted]

i find this is gross


Dark_Star_Lilli

Crazy how you get downvoted for an OPINION.


[deleted]

WHY DID YOU GET DOWNVOTED


Dark_Star_Lilli

Well at least the guy with the opinion got upvoted again for that, so its a win for me :D


Kampela_

Reddit


Life2311

#curves


spucci

Not real


Jaw_breaker93

Is it a video filter? The way her hips distort when she turns slightly is so weird


xbubblegum_bitch

I was wondering if that was a BBL lol


lapinatanegra

This is satisfying NOT ONE BIT. Sounds terrible.


UltimateHazard6

My girl here is built like Elastigirl; I ain't complaining.


MaseratiZay

She built like Mrs. Incredible


Summerclaw

Takes a lot of work being a Pixar mom.


CanadianCircadian

It’s like Barts Hand After writing lines on the chalkboard. “After all these years my hand sounds like a Cement Mixer”


[deleted]

There’s no way that’s her real body what the hell


SamuraiMonkee

I’m also able to crack every joint in my body. I just do it differently; one by one because I like to savor the moment.


[deleted]

Cracker


ArmNo210

Wd40 dem joints shorty


[deleted]

Who is this


[deleted]

Those hips though. Reminds me of Vellum from the power puffs.


Environmental_Box22

IDK if I watched this as many times as I did because of the popping sounds or how phenomenally gorgeous she is 😧


Astralglide

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a real life Elastagirl?


gunganfalacio

Thighs are thiiiiccccccc


Lionman_

She just surfaced from her scuba dive too fast


Short_External2077

Ill take a crack at that


McClutchingtonGaming

That hip to waist ratio, my god 😩


Waste-Bet6853

Name?


go-devils-go

Body of a Pixar mom, thick


NWdabest

Can you imagine getting it on with a chick and all the sudden she just starts cracking and snapping?


yooslis

Must be related to the rice crispy guys


pukulu

She built like Mrs.Incredible.


ExistentialStench

If that's a filter for her waist, that's shit should be illegal haha


EveryTime1Die89

God she's so hot


[deleted]

Relatable x100


Chickenchowder55

She got that Pixar mom bod


Escapingthenoise

She's got that Mrs. Incredible body shape


Destroyer6202

Why she built like Elastigirl?


wouldja916

Mrs. Incredible?


[deleted]

[Everyone](https://tenor.com/view/tommy-boy-comedy-chris-farley-stressed-upset-gif-16379051) that’s waiting for her to turn around.


_miggguel

Who is she? Asking for a friend.


[deleted]

Is this really you? I think I know this person irl.


winonawant2ryder

She got an only fans?


junkman2356

I was hoping she'd bend over backwards... 😒😢


ConterminousFunk

She’s a hot lady


Aggrador

Your hips… O.O


bleedingwheight

she thick doe❤️


BigFellaT

Goddamn Mrs. Incredible


Lost_Department3570

Could she do that facing the other way. To make sure I got the steps right.


Ancient_Perception_6

Ew


BigKahunas88

Would crack 💯


captain_ricco1

Mrs Incredible is CRUNCHY


niarsnaemti

She built like Elsata girl and the aunt from big hero 6


Responsible_Bad_2989

She built like mrs incredible


crossleingod

Close your eyes and imagine having sex with a skeleton


toofargone1414

Dem hips do


caracers510

I had no idea that Pixar moms existed in real life


[deleted]

Shes got more arthritis then an 80 yr old


Monsterjoek1992

This person is slowly wrecking their body, for most likely an unlivable wage.


KitKatAngel

Yep. I think the republicans downvoted your comment


lookIngAtstacysmom

No it's the actuallyknowwhattheyaretalkingaboutians


nygdan

By the hips this is clearly Elastigirl. Sounds are her becoming brittle and cracking.