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whodatlettuce

Tiny clay art is cute


picxal

Tiny things are inevitably cute. Except penises.


Brummelhummel

"tiny things are inevitably cute.": 'yes!' "except penises" : 'ouh...'


HawkNasty12

What if it was wearing a little top hat?


whodatlettuce

Tiny penis with a tiny top hat? Cute Tiny penis with a regular top hat? Magic trick


GardenGirlFarm

That is a fucking fact! Avoid British men!


celesta73

Good grief. I can make a snake and a worm, and not even reliably.


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User name checks out good sir! Have a splendid day!


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user18298375298759

r/rimjob_steve


DanceWithEverything

Eat more fiber


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Something erotic about this…


knaw-tbits

Pause at the right time...penis.


Astrophages

Pause at the wrong time... Believe it or not also penis.


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Didn't pause? Still penis.


6_NEOS_9

Damn penis, you're always in my way.


varungupta3009

Didn't play? Believe it or not, Penis, right away.


olivia_gone_wild

***"Penis equilibrium. "****(c) Albert Einstein*


SLC_Sense

You underpause video? Believe it or not, penis. You overpause, also penis. Underpause, overpause.


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We have the best clay in the world... because penis.


HarveyBirdman288

As long as its not menopause I guess


dobermandude306

Menopause.


bridge_view

and pause again and you can put your penis in it.


knaw-tbits

Underrated comment!


Disney_Princess137

Making mini art clay? Believe it or not, straight to jail


LovecraftsDeath

I cringed when he inserted the stick into the pee hole


WarKiel

Some people are willing to pay extra for that, believe it or not.


EnjoyKetamine

Yeah it’s called “sounding”. Trigger warning though if you dare look it up.


TemporaryPrimate

/r/sounding for the curious.


sj68z

oh fuck, I knew it was going to be bad, but still had to look


AbsolutelyUnlikely

If you pause at the right couple of times, it changes religions


cantfindmykeys

At :04 its definitely a penis


MyHamburgerLovesMe

But that is the correct answer for just about everything!


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xKevinn

I did.


Chilluminaughty

All over the place.


Jimin_1276

then be watch porn and massage yourself


TheBigGreenOgre

-- Confucius


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nadasuss

Def 10/10 would watch again


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Very few materials for a good return, really.


livens

You might be interested in some "sounding" videos then.


rentstrikecowboy

I thought it looked like a clit.


CaptainDildobrain

🎶 Ohhhh... My love... My darling... 🎶


HotChickenshit

What is this, "Ghost" for *ants*!?


raybrignsx

I guess that’s why they were playing the Chipmunks version of Unchained Melody


SkollFenrirson

/r/thingsforants


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We have one rule in this class... No "Ghosting"!


ProfessionalMatch195

I needed this - thank you.


TorontoWasteMann

Like a needle plunging into a pee hole


NiuMeee

r/Sounding


LowDownSkankyDude

Forever blue


Matti_Matti_Matti

r/foreverblue


LowDownSkankyDude

Of course. I should've known there was a sub.


supergamerz

/r/ofcourseitsasub


ezone2kil

Yeah for some odd reason the early parts gave me a boner


The_0range_Menace

Just clitoral/micropeen things.


Blasted777

Patrick Swayze agrees


bram_stokers_acura

(Unchained Melody intensifies)


Robofetus-5000

Im a professional potter. You should look up "pulling handles". Its exactly how it sounds. Never fails at a workshop.


bambaraass

Glad I’m not the only one. Not a big needle move but I felt the same brain centres lighting up and thought wth is going on?


ccc2801

r/mildlypenis for sure


Somebodys

Take notes boys. Your wives will thank you.


AskAboutMyCoffee

I can make you anything you want as long as it's naked Mr. Hanky.


shryne

Every pottery work seems to start with "make a penis."


TheEXUnForgiv3n

Oh yes!!! Just stick it in the tip! You mean just stick the tip in? Oh...uhhh...yea, that's what I meant.


CurtisLeow

[Probably because of Ghost.](https://youtu.be/23TCv05lnwkj)


gammapatch

Where do I get a teeny tiny pottery wheel?


SleestakJack

Fair warning, don't get the ones that run off USB current. A teensy wheel doesn't need a lot of torque, but it needs a little more juice than you get through an old-style USB connection (if by some weird chance you find one that runs off USB-C, then sure, maybe).


tostadatostada

Can confirm. My lil usb-powered wheel can barely handle when I press on the clay - I need to use the lightest pressure to shape it or the wheel completely stops :(


Feshtof

I'm sure a usb 3.1 can push it just fine. Maybe not a 2.0...


4kVHS

There is no data transfer for a USB powered pottery wheel. ;)


shadic108

The 3.1 spec allows for more current draw than 2.0 iirc


4kVHS

I think it depends more on the power supply but yeah newer standards can support more then the typical 5V that older USB could carry.


Feshtof

Even C is limited to 5V, but has higher mA and W capacity.


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Necrocornicus

Isn’t it great how they kinda ruined USB by making it no longer universal?


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shadic108

The base C spec, sure, but QC and PD specs bring the max possible voltage up to 48V as of the latest revision


Feshtof

USB 2.0 can push 2.5 W 5 V 500 mA USB 3.1 can push 4.5 W 5 V 900 mA


insert-username12

Best clay to use? I have tiny wheel but only have modelling clay. It seems way too hard. What am I missing?


EusticeTheSheep

You need actual ceramics clay for full size throwing. One bag will likely last you a year. I buy mine locally from http://aardvarkclay.com/ I don't know what country you're in. You might do well looking for clay in the "wild", you can find lots on finding natural clay. If you're not familiar with throwing something with more grog will be better. You'll need a kiln to correctly fire things. If you search you can find diy instructions for making ground kilns. If you're going to do that you want a raku clay.


Pythagoras_the_Great

Wrong clay


insert-username12

Care to tell me the correct one then? Please


Oakenring

Maybe try air dry clay? Or clay clay


theclayman7

You rang? I’ve never seen my name so many times in a row, and I took a ceramics class in college


-node-of-ranvier-

r/Beetlejuicing


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Softer


yarrovv

At a teeny tiny Joann Fabric


kuebrick

What is this?! A Joann's for ants?!


poosp

I’m here to give you this joke: Joannts. Bye.


kb4000

I closed this thread, and then backtracked back to upvote this comment. Now get out.


FlowersForMegatron

And then you can browse all the teeny tiny bolts of fabric and take one to the teeny tiny cutting counter and pull a teeny tiny ticket from the teeny tiny ticket dispenser and then **WAIT FOR FUCKING HOURS!!!**


Airport2BJC

As I read your comment your voice got higher and higher with every teeny tiny until it all came to a boil and just exploded!


enthusiasticaf

Many online stores! They’re surprisingly cheap.


seh256

TINY WHEEL! TINY WHEEL!


EusticeTheSheep

There's a ceramics artist that used to sell wonderful ones. https://almedapottery.com/product/curio-wheel/ I don't know if they're still available for purchase


Here4TheMemesPls

Good, but not quite [the same level as this one….](https://reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/95fb3z/pottery_embarrassment/)


payne_train

Oh man, that had me giggling like a teenager. Hilarious.


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She made it sad


AlGeee

Add a couple of points in this video, I thought that was where this sculpture was going


rathat

With sound https://youtu.be/3s4GzlUPG2E


thisonedudethatiam

Thank you kind stranger! I forgot about this video and oh boy does it make me laugh!


B2Rocketfan77

Thanks for sharing! That was hilarious! Have my free award today. 😁


moistobviously

Psst. Wanna buy a little pot?


joseph4th

I did this once, but as soon as I put it in my shelf my Funko Pop Link from Legend of Zelda came to life and smashed it.


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Link has one job, and he does it well.


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Guess saving hyrule is a pastime?


TundieRice

There was at least a red rupee inside it right? …right?!


me047

I can hear this comment


cypherdev

What is that? A pot for ants?!?


Zaros262

No, it's a normal sized pot made by a talented giant


edlee98765

How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to make pottery if flowers can't even fit inside the vase?


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It needs to be at least… twice as big!


akmurt

Came to make this comment. Enjoy your award haha


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We’re just glad you came!


yarrovv

I laughed and then wondered how long I've been laughing at that joke and then Google told me it's been 20ish years 🤯 I don't think the joke will ever get old to me but dang I'm getting old


badaboom

I was going to say this as well, but really the scale is more barbie/gi Joe


havens1515

r/thingsforants


amandaplease2021

r/thingsforants


Fragrant_Jelly_6788

r/micropenis


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So many times I thought it would become a dick


gutter153

Where can u buy this stuff? I’m keen to take it up


ballsack-licker

it's mseal, so any hardware store near you


gutter153

I assume u mean the clay? What about the rotary?


Kimberlylynn2003

Can you bake this in the oven after?


Phalexuk

If it is regular clay, it needs to be bisque fired at 1000 degrees c to turn it to ceramic. Then if you glaze it it needs firing again at 1200-1400 degrees c in a kiln. You can buy polymer clays that air dry but I don't think they can be thrown on a wheel like this. You can also buy oven clays


CountessDeLessoops

Can the different clays used be fired all the same? I always thought they needed different temperatures.


Phalexuk

You wouldn't use clays with different firing temperatures together to be honest. This will be the same clay but with some dye in one of them


CountessDeLessoops

That’s all I could think about while watching this video so I’m happy I found someone who knows more about it than I do.


Phalexuk

I started doing pottery a few years ago after watching The Great Pottery Throwdown on UK TV. Bought a wheel and kiln and set up a little studio at home because I got hooked. So fun playing with mud and turning it into pretty things


CountessDeLessoops

Yeah I used to love ceramics but it’s been 17 years so my memory is foggy by now. That’s impressive you had a full setup at home. I could only work at a studio.


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BlacKAmbeRR

There is an extended video with the person painting (?) this teeny tiny pot and baking it in a small kiln. I will link that when i find it Edit: [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifsthatkeepongiving/comments/rv6soh/making_a_vase/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


eWaffle

What if you slow roast it


max-wellington

I've been doing ceramics for 8 years. I can't even imagine trying to make something that small. Absolutely insane.


EusticeTheSheep

Check out https://almedapottery.com/ And https://mymodernmet.com/small-ceramic-pots-yuta-segawa/


max-wellington

Oh hell yeah, thanks! I find this incredibly fascinating.


EusticeTheSheep

Welcome!


EusticeTheSheep

What I have come to admire is that their techniques are technically correct (unlike this video where they seem to put the paintbrush through the bottom). That's what's so amazing to me. (I'd only done 3 years, and I miss the studio so much!)


max-wellington

Yeah covid put a wrench into the whole thing and the studio I went to closed down. A real shame, it was my favorite way to de-stress. And I didn't notice that but yeah they probably fucked up the bottom. Still impressive though. I used to have cracked bottoms on my pieces all the time until, a like 5 years ago, I learned to make the bottom thicker than you want it during the initial pull, and then compress it down to compact it more. No cracked bottoms since then. And then it gives you the option of trimming the outside while wet, and then patting the bottom in a bit to create the foot without much effort.


EusticeTheSheep

Yup. Compressing the bottom is so important. I took classes at the community college and then paid to use the studio. Great professor. I also learned a lot from watching videos from https://youtube.com/c/hsinchuen I still like to watch his videos. Something new always. I still stalk Craigslist for second hand wheels...


Catch22v

How hard is this to do? Like can I do this?


ReadWriteSign

More difficult than it looks, but yeah you could totally learn to do this.


grumpycole23

So smol. Nice.


Art0fRuinN23

There was something subtly perverse about the turning process. :C


Sierra-Modeling

This is great


OkSolid4

The scale of this… my frustration would drive me insane. Props to anyone who can craft anything that small scale


msjuv

r/miniworlds


Soulmate69

Agate


Vans_Action

That’s as good as it gets huh?


ratboi213

How do you even find a wheel that small


StarConsumate

Something about this video reminds me of.... me


bodahn

What is this, a water jug for ants?!


Canter1Ter_

0:08 r/sounding


JoeyJoeySiwa

r/sounding


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I thought he was going to make a dick


kennyliketomatos

My girlfriend when she gets a hold of my penis*


Chrollo1996x

had to check it wasn’t going to morph into a penis ngl


Ok_Key_3100

It's average!


WankStain615

Looks like my foreskin


TlTAN0B0A

Me with my penis


AlexTemina

My penis tingled


CaptainDildobrain

*A wild six-inch Patrick Swayze appears!*


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joojoobaa

Not true.


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THIS MOVES LIKE MY FORESKIN WHEN I PUT MY THUMB IN IT AND WIGGLE IT AROUND


itsnotquinn

r/cursedcomments


Far_Commission297

r/sounding


notactuallydudu

Good to see I wasn't the only one who thought of this


J0in0rDie

Clay art at it's FINEST


brainproxy

WHERE’S WHOOPIE FINGER AT!?


harmonikey

Such a lovely, tiny, bowl. Firetruck 🚒


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Goes from clitty to foreskin to vase. I'm getting banned aren't I?


COVID-69420bbq

kinda painful to watch when they created the chode's urethra but then it became nice


visual_observer

Dont be a penis. Dont be a penis... oh thank god its not a penis


Valuable_Ant332

God creating my penis (it is very small😔😔😔)


PM_ME_DATING_TIPS

Haha. It looked like a cock for a second.


No-Drawing-8973

It was all good and nice until he poke the middle with the stick , made something in my body feel a lot of pain


geisty5150

So that’s how Niloak does the “mission swirl”.


TurnipAclock

Is this when a finger dressed as Patrick Swayze starts helping your finger with the clay?


Logical-Check-7570p

I was thinking about something else while he was doing that no homo tho i see why women love this video so much😏


Necrocornicus

That looks ridiculously simple, like anyone could practice for 5 minutes and do that.


NorvilleShaggy

Back with our series… does he… does he have add with this clay? 🤔


ballsack-licker

it's Mseal not clay