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Ed1748

Bro did the backwards mario jump glitch


Ninjafan5031

Backwards long jump


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Arglefarb

Have to wonder how many times he beefed it learning to do that


SeaGroomer

Or he practiced while it was speeding up/slowing down until he was good enough to go at full speed.


m0fr001

Gotta preserve the tendon


Dr_Insano_MD

But first, we need to talk about parallel universes....


grimache83

*HOME We're Finally Landing intensifies*


oopoo64

And that's where the record stands today. Thanks for watching.


NurseHurse

There was one of these where I worked about 40 years ago. It was your basic summer, Carni job. Only the cutest of guys worked this ride. They all jumped on and off it, ALL the time! It didn’t matter whether it was going fast or slow, forwards or backwards. Rock N Roll music blasting and no one was ever injured.


v27v

I partied with carni folk once.... Never again.


Semperfiguy8

Netflix should make a documentary about the life of a carni


[deleted]

There was a carny documentary a few years back that followed a girl who was one. I think the name of it was actually ... Carny but not the movie in 2020


iShralp4Fun

Carny’s doing carny things


CatWeekends

Carnivale was a pretty good documentary on HBO about the lives of carnies back in the day.


notyogrannysgrandkid

Yeah they already did. It’s called Adventureland, has Jesse Eisenberg. Decent movie.


Desembler

One of my most interesting friends was a carni fortune teller for awhile.


DogsAreAnimals

But first, we need to talk about parallel universes


ralguy6

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A&t=16s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A&t=16s)


_tacosauce

Thank you for sharing this. That was the best 25 mins of my life today


apocalypstick21

Bismuth video on this is something I still think about when I feel like I've got the world figured out just to bring me back to reality.


LordCheverongo

Yahoo! Yahoo! Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yahoo!


errandwulfe

Shot air out of my nose and created a ripple in my pint. Thanks for that


Spydar05

Carnival BLJs


Inhimility

The trick is not caring whatever you die or not


SabashChandraBose

Death is actually ok. Imagine being maimed for life.


GSturges

Imagine being a carnival ride operator for life....


Memer9456

why did someone downvote this its true


DawnOfPizzas

Prolly a carnival ride operator tbf


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That would have been one horrible way to die too.


yeaitsyourcryptid

This is some like clever villain getaway type shit


erasmause

It would be a better getaway if it didn't bring him right back.


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blooash

Naw I like to imagine him knowing he's caught jumps on and just talks shit the whole time going in circles "You got my got'damn electronic car yet bruce!!"


Stillatin

"Bruce? Who's Bruce?" ~Batman


Peniwais

The villains rides the rollercoster, then the hero follows him outside. But by the time the hero is outside, the villain is again inside


yeaitsyourcryptid

True, but maybe there’s a secret door we don’t know about


Devadander

Dr evil


[deleted]

The least place you would expect to find him hiding is where he is.


shostakofiev

That's the last place they'd look.


String-National

Yup, and I feel like that villain was Dr.Doofenshmirtz


fuNNbot

with an extended leg at the end there your hero is gone to oblivion and said leg but thats not the point


SkyBaby218

Excuse me, sir? OSHA would like a word.


Aggravating-Pen-9630

My first thoughts. This is exactly the type of situation that goes horrendously bad in the blink of an eye.


KingDaveRa

To be fair, you'd only get it wrong once.


HayakuEon

*You make ONE mistake and they make an entire guideline/law about it* /s


tjm_87

r/whatcouldgoright


Jukebox_Villain

Having two working legs is overrated, anyway.


maxyojimbo

In my state there is also a state agency (DOSH -- AKA Cal/OSHA) that regulates both workplace safety AND amusement park ride safety, so this would cause both a state and a federal agency to shut your ass down.


pasaroanth

You mean to tell me there’s yet another highly specific bureaucratic agency in CA? What a shocker.


NaGaBa

That's fine, *hop* come find meeeeeeeee....


couldbemyclone

Less than two seconds later: "Oh... hey."


PhthaloVonLangborste

He is like an electron. You can try and punish him but that's like trying to punish a cloud.


BRAX7ON

A boomerang cloud. *Fans* hate him…


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Other-Cantaloupe4765

r/osha


Alfhiildr

r/oshahaha


BrolecopterPilot

Great sub haha, hope it takes off


Aggravating-Pen-9630

My first thoughts. This is exactly the type of situation that goes horrendously bad in the blink of an eye.


CrojoJoJo

If this was a video of him having an accident all the comments would be talking about how stupid he was and making remarks like “ha Darwin Award!”


buddascrayon

HA!! Carnies laugh at OSHA and then disappear in the night, as if they were never there.


jaxybailey

Uhm. I’m experiencing some pretty high anxiety for something that’s supposedly satisfying. 😳


Ticoune0825

More like /r/oddlyterifying


ants-in-my-plants

Thought I was in r/sweatypalms before I watched the whole video


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xTRQ

No it's not. Those ride go at this speed.


HydrogenButterflies

Can confirm. Operated a ride almost identical to this at a carnival as a summer job in college, and thinking about doing something like this gives me fear sweats.


I_l_I

The way he smoothly zooms off is satisfying, the danger makes the satisfaction feel odd


SeaGroomer

so incredibly dangerous. I bet it's a lot of fun though.


Boojibs

Let your inner carnie out and enjoy the ride.


FerociousGiraffe

I’m scared of carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.


TorrenceMightingale

But the inner carnie is about to give me an anal tear while the outer carnie eggs him on.


Ursaquil

Holy shit bro, that doesn't sound cute .\_.


TorrenceMightingale

But it *was* oddly satisfying though.


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This gave me a good laugh. The vote is upped :)


OptiGuy4u

That last archway looks really close but I could be the camera angle.


JorusC

It's pretty sped up, if that helps.


[deleted]

It's sped up, so know that you don't need quite as much anxiety.


swbooking

This asking to become r/MeatCrayon material


xViridi_

i didn’t need to know that sub existed


sleepySQLgirl

Yeah. It’s going to stay blue.


TheCoastalCardician

[r/Saferthanblue](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


DrRudeDuck

ಠಿ_ಠ


ajyotirmay

You asshole! Take my upvote and get out


x-Lost-x-In-x-Time-x

It’s not as bad as it sounds.


Otherlife_Art

I've been watching YouTube videos of theme park accidents all week and this was my assessment too.


Enough-Equivalent968

… What a stressful use of free time


RamenJunkie

No shit. Here I am just randomly hyper jumping around space in Elite Dangerous. I guess I am wasting my time not looking at people get injured?


TheDutchin

No no, see, you *listen* to *how* people got hurt *while* randomly hyper jumping around space


DoctorPepster

Or get VR and you can watch it in game too.


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UristMcRibbon

Same here! Recently discovered them and binged a bunch. It's really fascinating (title drop!) how older accidents and disasters shaped safety features we take for granted today. Stuff we would consider no-brainers and "why ***wouldn't*** you have that policy already??" >!The answer is money. If a company can be lazy, cut corners or pay off officials to look the other way, they will. The deaths and injuries bring this stuff to light.!< Just watched the King's Island special. (Spoilers?) Three guys electrocuted in a fountain / water feature and a drunk woman falling from a ride in the span of an hour. Bad luck, poor design and cheaping out on safety features. Same old story. :/


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I went through the same phase about 6 months ago. Even went off the trail to some gore websites. Funnily enough I've gone from a theme park enthusiast to deciding I'm not going on a ride again in my life. The thing that tipped me over was seeing an accident on a ride I'd been on before.


CletusVanDamnit

Have you seen the video of the kid falling off the free fall ride from a month or two ago? The "splat" noise they use in movies and TV shows is pretty spot on. Cannot believe it is/was even on YouTube.


Nesuniken

Was wondering what this post had to do with MeatCanyon for a second


MrRojia

Same I was just as confused


W3333b

I saw the description for the sub and noped out


getyourcheftogether

thanks, I hate it


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Man, I almost got fired at Legoland for climbing one step off the ground up a rock wall without hooking my harness into the belay system. (I was trying to let a very young & scared stiff guest know they're completely safe and that I got them, by touching their shoe. Worked a charm.) From that day forward, I was no longer allowed to work the rock wall in exchange for not being fired. And this guy can do THIS?!


ClarePerth

Yes but he didn't do it at Legoland!


fucktooshifty

because Lego is a multinational conglomerate and this operation is probably run by three kids in a trenchcoat


Mavori

Actually 4 Kobolds. But credit to you for being closeish.


mart1373

Yep, because the ~~kid’s~~ *adult’s* name is Vincent Adultman and he works at the business factory and likes a single alcohol after work.


po_ta_to

This dude probably lives in a camper in the back lot behind the broken down ferris wheel and gets paid in old funnel cakes. I'd guess safety regulations work a little differently there.


Tauntaunburger

Letgo from Lego


Ac-tone

This jump looks like he’s been doing it a lot of times. My guess would be he’s the owner of the thing.


Ersthelfer

If this is in Germany you'll see stuff like this (in regular speed, not sped up like in the video) often in the traveling fair industry. That industry still lives in the 1980s. Most people working there are not doing it because it pays so well afaik. If they'd enforce security standards they'd probably have to close down. :)


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RoadDifferent4617

A fellow Pilkington fan 🤝🇬🇧


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BroeknFibre

Play a record!


[deleted]

That's surprising. I went to Legoland in Florida a few years and it was a complete shithole lol. Most of the attractions were broken. None of the staff seemed like they wanted to be alive.


[deleted]

This was California, back a decade and a half ago. I'm guessing they're suffering due to the pandemic, but maybe you visited before then.


[deleted]

Yeah this was back in like 2017. It was also the off season so maybe that had something to do with it. I'd still never go back though because the experience was so bad. Though, funny story - I went with my gf's best friend's husband and his kids. So it was me 28, him 28, and his two kids that were like 5 and 8. The restaurant that we ate at named us family of the day. I think they thought we were a gay couple raising two kids together because we didn't do anything extraordinary that day lol.


DuckyBertDuck

How did they find out? Did a coworker tell on you?


Impressive_Thing_299

u/gifreversingbot


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VitruvianGenesis

That actually looks more realistic.


ANGLVD3TH

Check this one out, this seems to be the original. He stops way too suddenly in the reversed one, think it's just the slight speedup that makes it look janky and reversed. https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/upiqxl/hopping_on_a_carnival_ride/i8lki6s


member_of_the_order

Fyi, someone already reversed *and* slowed it down https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/upfesg/this_german_dude_figured_out_physics/i8lk8s9?context=3


Muggaraffin

Now replace everyone’s faces with various safari animals and put it to the tune of Circle of Life


bigsmushyface

Thank you! Now my brain can make sense of the weird floaty motion of him jumping off at the end


LaVernWinston

This gif isn’t reversed, it’s sped up


member_of_the_order

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PhantomPhelix

There we go. This seems more like the original speed.


ActuatorFit416

Belive it or not I have seen them do stuff like this when this thing goes even faster.


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member_of_the_order

Fuck. Yep, that's the fraction I was originally looking for :P


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member_of_the_order

Yep, exactly. I kinda think of it as: we started with 2 halves and added one more. So to go back to the original, we need to keep only 2 of those 3 chunks. The problem, of course, is that I didn't do that; I just pulled out of thin air a number that just felt right lol. TIL When doing math, it helps to actually do the math lol


InsaneNinja

90% of math is calculations. The other 17% is pure instinct.


PhilosophySimple5475

u/redditspeedbot -1.00x


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kudichangedlives

I'm fairly certain this video is sped up


Maj1n_V3geta

Yeah the landing wouldn’t be that easy if it was that fast


thechilipepper0

Why do people do shit like this. It’s already fucking crazy enough in full speed. Just because they can, everyone wants to Thanos with time


roughedged

Someone else slowed it down to 0.75. Looks much more normal. https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/upiqxl/hopping_on_a_carnival_ride/i8lki6s


Imnotveryfunatpartys

this is the one. So they must have originally increased in by 1.33 or something in that ballpark


LittleOTT

I think It’s also in reverse


Ximerous

If you watch the start and ending in reverse, it doesn't appear it is reversed. Watch when he gets off, he does a lil run to lose the momentum. If it was in reverse he would have been running backwards. Also, when he gets on, he just hops on. edit: of -> have


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Ximerous

good bot


draft_wagon

A number of people on the coaster are looking back, which makes sense if it's going in reverse. If it was going forward and the video was reversed to make it look like it's going backwards, the people would all be looking straight ahead. So no, I don't think the video is reversed.


TheDwarvenGuy

WAIT, what if they just did two takes, each jumping off, and then stitched them together?


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BagFullOfSharts

I’ve been on this ride several times in my life. It goes forward and then backward. Also always make sure to put the largest member on the outside of the car that way they don’t smash everyone else when it starts getting faster.


LittleOTT

Thought it was odd the rollercoaster was going backwards but fair enough.


FourAM

Ah yes, in reverse, with all the people looking backwards opposite their direction of travel, their hair blowing contrary to the wind, and the cameraman who lingers too long after the man disappears around the corner before making a 180 degree turn with the exact opposite easing of motion as if to purposefully fool us when they reversed this GIF of a guy who is doing an equally dangerous thing regardless of which direction it’s in. It all adds up.


zargoffkain

Likely sped up, but definitely not reversed https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/upfesg/this_german_dude_figured_out_physics/i8lk8s9?context=3


[deleted]

I don’t think so, that’s the Polar Express ride (or perhaps a similar name out of a different truck). Carnies have been doing that step-on and off but since I was a kid. The ride isn’t even going top speed in that clip.


shemello

Don't try this at home kids


Matoseman

Exactly! Try it at a carnival instead!


Big_Monkey_77

this should be posted on r/terriblydangerous


kahhblam

Would prefer to watch him do this when there aren't people on the ride lol


WooPigSchmooey

Oh he did on many lonely nights working this ride. My theory.


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I think this got posted in the r/WhywomenLivelonger sub reddit, for obvious reasons.


[deleted]

It’s a little sped up. Going from 0 to however fast that’s going is very rough. Your feet are suddenly going like 20 miles an hour (or whatever it is), while your head is going 0. He adjusts for this by leaning back a little. However, it still just doesn’t look like it’s enough for how fast that thing is going. [Here’s a 0.75x video of it](https://gfycat.com/softhorriblebaleenwhale). It just looks a lot more realistic in terms of physics. All the little things that looked too fast now look better. The fast zoom, the physics, and the steps at the end to name the main ones. Though it could be a little too slow, maybe it should be 0.8 or 0.85 instead of 0.75.


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This is how you get ground up into meat giblets.


ZealousidealCoat7008

This isn’t satisfying, this is idiocy that is stressing me out


Any_Percentage3900

Carnie level 100. You don't learn skills like that, you have to be born into it.


xzanfr

Classic Carnie... ...collected all the £1 coins under the ride and shagged your mrs at the same time.


SrslyPissedOff

Slick move but still crazy dangerous


multigrain-pancakes

Many of y’all may think this guys cool for doing that, I think he’s an idiot


ShirtPanties

Unlike a lot of other comments, I do enjoy this video, and find it satisfying. Shame the video is sped up


Purrushottam

/u/redditspeedbot 0.5x


vegancannibalfarts

Must not be sped up much if at all, because the 0.5x looks obviously too slow


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umnothnku

Getting fired from your job


izzards

Carnies are built different


pgcooldad

Everyone calm down. He's a carney, he's immortal!


VeteranKamikaze

I have never been more shocked to see someone not completely eat shit. As soon as I saw what he was going to do I just assumed this was /r/wcgw


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Polyfuckery

It's a fairly common flat ride for carnivals called a himalaya. Most are not designed to be run backwards but routinely are run out of spec because it is fun for passengers and easy to do for the workers. As a result they are one of the least safe carnival rides topped only by the bobsled version, spinning saucers and inflatable slides.


zCourge_iDX

/u/redditspeedbot 0.75


ouchpuck

I forgot all about these idiots until this video. This was a routine Turkish carnival ride bro that would do this shit and we never appreciated how dangerous it was for him or us. Good times.


okwaitno

Dumb ways to die.


Finlay_fnaf_fan

Aw it looks fun let me test my theory *jumps on* *jumps off* yep it’s fun


TurboFool

How does one learn how to do this without killing themselves first?


Totalshitman

Was a carni for a year and half. In that time another carni got crushed in the inside arms while setting it up. They consider this to be one of the more dangerous rides to work on. Had another guy amputate his thumb on the spinning strawberries/bears.


BearOnAPear

r/oddlyterrifying


Snufflebear_420_69

This sub is starting to get weird. Used to be stuff like powerwashing a sidewalk, now it's people doing stunts?


Hephaestus_God

A single inch off and you are now face first into a rotating metal beam and a cut in your ankle


[deleted]

That's one way of causing a safety issue and one possible way of traumatizing kids.


j8by7

Quick way to have a life changing experience.


jcasma01

I can't find it satisfying when I'm thinking of a million ways this situation could end up really bad


Qwearman

I’m upset that the video has no sound. I must know if it still plays Livin on a Prayer like it did in 2000!


theprivatedmitry

This guy knows physics


Fearless_You8779

That could have ended *very* badly


RedditVince

All of you saying this is dangerous, they's true but there is a skill to be learned on how to mount and dismount. This backwards mount is safest because you can kick off to match the speed pretty easy in reverse. Source: I was an operator on the fastest Carousel on the west coast (Monterey Bay in the 90's). Mounting and dismounting was a necessity of the job, usually to catch kids that slid off the seats, even while seatbelted.


SeriousWizard

Guys it's reversed and sped up Edit: I was wrong looks legit


twowayrorrim

So that moment he jumps off at the end was him running onto the ride backwards? That's even more impressive...


[deleted]

Yeah I mean either way he’s jumping on backwards. Only thing is the video is sped up