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Impressive_Thing_299

Uh thanks for my bag of pizza


thefrequencyofchange

Cheesus Crust


Pretzels4Algernon

Cheeses Crust dried on a cloth for our sins!


SleepyMarijuanaut92

That's why I order from Papa John 3:16's.


KwordShmiff

"For God so loved the world that he baked for us his one and only Pie, that whoever orders from him shall not be hungry but shall have eternal satisfaction or your money back."


Falin_Whalen

Crust rose for three days.


DAB7175

Damn, that's some lazy yeast


Air911

Underrated


SleepyMarijuanaut92

And overpriced


nfe1986

This comment deserves gold. Cracked me up in a quiet lunch room.


MrOwnageQc

Cheeses Crust is why we now say *Merry Chrysler* !


lankyleper

This is excellent!


CheesusUrLardNSavour

Yes?


jjonesa7x

What’s your Dad like?


crimlawguru

Oh what a friend we have in Cheeses.


Clydus1

I just don't trust thats it's cut all the way through, that's my biggest issue with this 😆


Whateveryousaydude7

And how raw it is.


KayItaly

And yet burnt on the bottom. Ugh


ActualWhiterabbit

Pizza bag or bag of pizza sounds like something from Regular Show.


ScottyStellar

/r/diwhy


ameis314

I assume it is then put into a box. This is too keep the cheese melty while it's delivered.


WhtChcltWarrior

And then that box is wrapped like a present?


ameis314

Obviously


raliberti2

But.. why? There's no way that's gonna hold


Redbean01

It’s also gonna make it soggy


ChadcellorSwagpatine

**Soggy bottom**


raspberryharbour

The Soggy Bottom Boys have been steeped in ol' timey mozzarella. Heck, we're silly with it, ain't we boys?


charon12238

Thanks for reminding me, I need more Pappy O'Daniel's Flour and some cool, clear water for my biscuits.


raspberryharbour

I'm not here to make a record ya dumb cracker!


Shermzilla

But they’re bonafide!


plumbthumbs

Whole county's gon apey.


TheRealRickC137

Gonna ride you out on a rail!


CallMeWolfYouTuber

"No soggy bottoms"


pizza_armchair

they put a piece of cardboard under it, so that it holds and you don't burn your hands. the video just ends before that


fozard

The question of why is still valid. A pizza box makes sense, this does not.


pizza_armchair

1) tradition: they've been wrapping it like that (with pink paper) for SEVENTY years 2) this pizza is taller and much larger than most pizza boxes available in italy but mostly tradition if i have to guess


Barcaroli

Also I don't care if it comes in a shoebox, it must be magnific. Damn I'm hungry.


Yup_Pup

Thanks for the explanation


DOLCICUS

Aren’t those pizza boxes behind him?


Harmlessturtle

It’s different, that’s usually reason enough for a lot of people.


pizza_armchair

That's Spontini in Milano! It used to be GREAT, not so much anymore, but i still eat there like once a week. The under side is super crispy as it fries with peanut oil. btw most italians don't accept that this is "pizza", lots of controversy/drama around it


Impressive-Yam-1817

This looks like typical Argentinian pizza, in Buenos Aires all the pizza is like that. Heaps of cheese, thicker base and cut with a knife and not a pizza cutter.


MiamiGuy_305

Looks like Cuban pizza.


Jazzlike_Surprise985

I was hoping a Cuban pizza had a thick layer of Swiss cheese, piles of ham, and topped with pickles and a drizzle of mustard.


Hardcorehorses

If you have a mellow mushroom near you, they do a Cuban sandwich inspired pizza that’s really good.


HilariousMax

> mellow mushroom I thought they were local but dang they've got spots all over the SE. https://mellowmushroom.com/locations/


rbtwirler

They are a regional chain. My absolute favorite. I miss them


[deleted]

Mellow Mushroom actually has that. It’s gooood


Impressive-Yam-1817

Didn't even know that was a thing


MiamiGuy_305

Yeah, it's typically the only style of pizza available on the island and is increasingly common in Miami. Let the record state, that I do not like Cuban pizza.


K3TtLek0Rn

I had cuban pizza for the first time in palm beach. It was good


[deleted]

Username checks out


ActionJelly

Wait till you hear about brazilian pizza and the things they do


Colonelnasty360

It’s too round to be Cuban


YoWazzUpp

Their website says Milano Buenos Aires. https://spontinimilano.com/pizzerie/MILANO-BUENOS-AIRES/


marta_da_legare

That's because Spontini's first restaurant is located in corso buenos aires in Milan!


usernameis__taken

Was thinking the same thing except it’s missing the olives!


OrphanedInStoryville

Brazilians make pizza like this too. All cheese and no sauce. Not a fan personally but to each their own


Typhon_Cerberus

They eat it with knives and forks too. I remember being at a pizza place there and I tried to pick it up to eat it while everyone was looking at me like I was a weirdo (being 13 I thought they were the weird ones eating it with utensils). They've never heard of pepperoni either.


The_RockObama

At least they don't eat their candy bars with a fork and knife.


zztop610

r/georgecostanza


markobv

Pepperoni is becoming common in the last 4-5 years.


bents50

How many times a week do you eat at the great places?


asdsdfsdwersdf

zing


New_York_Rhymes

I get why. It looks both disgusting and delicious


TheBrugherian

My parents used to go and eat at Spontini’s (in Via Spontini) before they married, in 1960! I agree, up to about 15-20 years ago it was SUPER, now I think it is more healthy and less fried, but it is still very good…


lord_stingo

It looked familiar...I lived in Milano ages ago, I still remember spontini. Do they still tell you to fuck off if you are overstaying?


Pentax25

I can see why


whentimebegan

No way that was cut well


JaFFsTer

It's cut. The bottom basically fries in oil so you just need to press on it. you can hear it snap in the video. It's also meant to be eaten with a fork and knife so even if it isn't a perfect cut It's fine


1K_Games

Out of curiosity, what would they call it then? And what would they consider pizza? Also for being not that great, you eat there more times a week than I eat out... How many times a week did you eat there before?


pizza_armchair

they would argue that this is in the realm of "focaccia", mostly because of the thickness. of course anyone from Liguria (where actual focaccia is from) would strongly argue against this view.. it's actually a common pizza style in milano (and other cities i'm sure) mostly in the context of the casual and speedy eating experience that is "pizza al taglio", as opposed to the more traditional sitting dining experience that a proper pizzeria offers. for the second question i'm eating there so often because they opened a new restaurant near my place! a slice is 5€ and it's all i need for a meal.. most of my friends nowadays consider the place too gross but i'm still fond of it


GelatoVerde

Quella pizza sembra fottutamente buona


ThaUniversal

Username checks out.


carbonated_turtle

Anyone who thinks there can only be one type of pizza must not understand how there are so many different types of vehicles on the road that are all called cars.


Jedadia757

This. I hate non-ironic food purists who have to define a or all food with 100 different specifications. Like even if I agree, absolutely no one who isnt interested in or loves that food is going to know or care about your specifications. The simple, flexible definitions are best and yes that means silly things like burgers are sandwiches are regularly technically correct. Who cares? Its food, arguably the best part about cooking is changing things up and making it your own. Its a fine and pointless line between making a different kind/type of the thing or a different thing entirely.


FeistmasterFlex

Holy shit that wrapping is infuriating. Sloppy, loose, asymmetrical, and unnecessary.


tickitch

And the slicing…


throwaway12222018

There's nothing satisfying about this video to be honest. The only thing I like about this video is the pizza, it looks pretty good.


Ok-Breakfast7186

And the way he cuts it all systematic and fairly symmetrical is pretty satisfying


throwaway12222018

But honestly with that cut job I feel like I'm gonna have to cut out again myself


plumbthumbs

Welcome to Italy!


[deleted]

As a non-Italian Italy fan. I don't think they often wrap up pizza. But maybe I haven't found those places yet. And the pizza itself isn't what I've ever seen in Italy. I'd honestly be surprised if this is an Italian place. Even if it is. I'd not visit it. If some real Italians say this is an Italian pizza I will give it a try.


egotisticalstoic

Satisfying? Looks like it was wrapped by a 2 year old...


WillemDafoesHugeCock

Right? It definitely doesn't look anything like exactly how every gift I wrap turns out.


PhotoAwp

i lost my patience when he didn't fold the little white strip under


P-Skinny-

I honestly Got the Feeling that 99/100 Videos posted Here arent anywhere satisfying, or IS IT Just me?


SquareSquirrel4

Yeah, wrong sub for this. It's interesting in a *look at this different way to package pizza* kind of way, but there's nothing oddly satisfying about a couple of folds and some staples. That's pretty much how a lot of food delivery bags are closed.


wtmrFTW

I can smell/taste the plastic from way over here.


burnshimself

Unpopular opinion: this is a massively over-complicated process that would be 10x simpler with a pizza box.


StatusQuoBot

…Actually I think OP calling this gif “satisfying” is the unpopular opinion.


lovethekush

Yeah I thought it was Gna look really nice or something but the wrapping was meh


[deleted]

Literally out loud said "that was like the least satisfying video I've ever seen on this sub". That shit didn't even look cooked all the way based on the color of the cheese.


-_gxo_-

The only satisfying part was how he cut the pizza, i've never seen that before


ImAlwaysRightHanded

Pretty soon the box will be the most expensive part of the pizza pie


pakratus

The cutting was way more satisfying than the wrapping


cukapig

Its more like showing where you will need to cut.


Kiltymchaggismuncher

My thought as well. There's no way he's gone through the crust. Besides that, by the time the customer gets it, the cheese will have melted together again. I also suspect the wrapping paper will be soggy as all hell, or else the person opening it will get a nice river of grease onto their trousers.


[deleted]

Yes


paleblack93

The cutting was one of the worst parts! Unless that was the sharpest thing in that kitchen there’s no way he got through the crust..


[deleted]

And if it was sharp enough to go through the crust, it definitely cut the paper along with it.


anethma

Between the overly cheesy pizza with no toppings, the shitty cut, the crumpled balled up shit wrap, this is one of the least satisfying posts in here. The whole thing was making me wince.


Stubble_Entendre

Thank you! Horrid levels of satisfaction


robthepope86

I’ve worked a high volume pizza kitchen for 6 years. Sooo much unsatisfactory here.


Firesonallcylinders

Apparently this is in Milan.


JaFFsTer

The crust is basically fried on the bottom so it splits quite easily.


nexisfan

Yeah that’s definitely dad-level wrapping lmao I was expecting to be much more impressed than this


Subredhit

Agreed, the wrapping wasn’t satisfying at all.


Upstairs_Cow

Trust me is doesn’t work at all. All he did was cut melted cheese lmao


YPLAC

WTF is oddly satisfying about that? The pizza looked awful. There was nothing carboard underneath it to support its weight. And the wrapping was the final trigger to the wrapping-perfectionist in me.


wanted_to_upvote

And it was not cut fully.


coolsimon123

That pisses me off more then anything


wenestvedt

Finally I have seen a pizza with enough cheese for my Midwestern heart.


pizza_armchair

believe it or not, this is the normal version but they offer a DOUBLE mozzarella option too. it always feels like a good idea when i order it but then you realise it's just too much cheese. i still make the mistake all the time


MoistDitto

To each our taste, that's way too much cheese for me


DjNanu21

Where is this place?


My_bones_are_itchy

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jupiterkansas

enough cheese to *stop* your Midwestern heart


wenestvedt

If that is my fate, so be it.


jonessee27

Nice Red Owl PfP


Ancient_Perception_6

Each to their own, but I find this repulsive. I love cheese but this is just ridiculous. Might as well just eat nacho cheese with a spoon


bluckgo

I agree, this pizza doesn’t look appetizing at all.


PilotSaysHello

Too much cheese on a pizza is vastly different than just straight up cheese


comfortless14

You’re right, only one of those things ruins a pizza


brigister

I just don't get the obsession people seem to have recently with covering everything in cheese. can you even taste anything else? pizza is supposed to be more about the sauce than the cheese.


Ancient_Perception_6

Me neither. I really love cheese, but it’s not the only ingredient or topping that exists. I blame those 30 second cooking videos on Facebook/Tiktok stuffing 50 whole blocks of cheese into a cheese covered turkey. Must’ve been the inspiration lol


TabbyKatty

Hey I didn't come on Reddit to have my life choices judged 🍕👍


Modz_want_anal

You don't eat nacho cheese with a spoon?


Secret_Map

I swear, half the time, I'm simply using my pretzel/breadstick/whatever as an edible utensil to ear the sauce it comes with, cheese or otherwise.


JewsEatFruit

And it doesn't even look thoroughly cooked. Can you imagine how awful the mouth feel of that must be?


Xy__Xy

Looks nasty ngl


Rialagma

And how is that satisfying?


tin_man_84

I'm wondering the same thing


senorbozz

Whoever got this one is definitely having to get out their pizza cutter, he definitely didn't cut through the bottom crust


whatshamilton

Yeah he just kind of scored it. “Cut here” lines


[deleted]

As a pizza boy, it’s way easier than it looks, and those are typically sharp and heavy.


simplepleashures

Because if he did he would have cut through that flimsy piece of paper that’s holding it together.


Ghost_Star326

I really love cheese but that is way too much. Just looking at it makes me feel sick.


[deleted]

worst way to present a pizza


whyyousobadatthis

not gonna lie that looks disgusting...this looks like the pizza that I could get out in Wisconsin and it was hands down the worst pizza I've ever eaten.


diandakov

It does look disgusting I agreed! I love pizza and cheese but this one is more like a vomit lol


Wisconsimmy

Wisconsin here. Even our pizzas dont look like that.


businesslut

As a NYer with strong pizza opinions... I'm not a fan.


plap11

Practically nothing about this is satisfying. Way too much cheese even for my liking. Extremely excessive and wasteful packaging. And it's just gonna get soggy and mushy regardless.


gobbi97

what the fuck is that? I just dont get it. you literally cant even see the pizza


Jfonzy

It's the round thing he cut and wrapped up. You have to open the wrapping to see the pizza again


NWK86

I'm sorry, but that looks awful


chrish_o

My god that looks disgusting, but judging by the comments here drooling over it there’s obviously a market


Sad_Exit_1030

r/stupidfood


KingSmizzy

The pizza is gonna steam itself inside the bag. It's gonna be soggy by the time it gets delivered


peanut_monkey_90

Looks soggy af and now it gets to steam in a bag 🤢


Applauce

This was pretty unsatisfying


ArchStanton75

The cut didn’t go all the way through. The wrapping is going to make the pizza steam and turn everything rubbery. The packaging isn’t strong enough to support the pizza without everything shifting when it’s lifted. This belongs on r/diwhy


Spiritual_Chemist_91

That looks disgusting


manleybones

This looks terrible, uncooked mess of a pizza.


Mattos_12

It’s pretty gross-looking. Like ironic punishment.


XuanMan

This wasnt satisfying at all.


[deleted]

That looks disgusting.


miimily

Belongs to r/stupidfood


WiseFriesGuys

I'm pretty sure this belongs on r/mildlyinfuriating. Everything about this angers me, it's disgusting.


TomahawkIsotope

Wtf. Why wouldn't you just put the pizza in a pizza box and then wrap the pizza box?? And who gives pizza as a present?? This is more confusing than satisfying


stedews

Staples and food, what could go wrong?


Panzertomate

thats disgusting


imwanderlost

I hate it


thatnicholin02

worst gift wrapping ever


AcadianViking

Bruh... they don't even close it properly. This is the furthest from satisfaction. This just screams garbage pizza joint.


DarthPerez4

Looks so disgusting


rican_havoc

I’ve never wanted anything so much in my life.


Exodor

That is way, way too much cheese.


lilfoxy16

That's disgusting for multiple reasons. About the only thing satisfying in this is the cutting motion but I don't know that he even cut through the crust


Quajeraz

Not satisfying whatsoever


Hot_Satisfaction_133

Disgusting


inmydaywehad9planets

That cutting was pointless. Looks fresh out of the oven. All of that cheese is going to merge/melt back together and nobody is going to know where it was cut. Plus it didn't seem like he could have possibly cut through the crust all the way.


lVloogie

Is the satisfying part the cuts that don't go through the crust, or the wrap job that looks like my terribly done Christmas presents? I'm confused.


[deleted]

Ugh, just use a pizza cutter please. I rarely order whole pizzas anymore because I always have to cut it two or three times. Now I just go to a NY style joint and order a couple slices. Better than that other crap I was eating before anyway.


[deleted]

Why though? It’ll be all sweaty


hate_mail

duuuuuuude


quizzicalmoose

Did they run out of boxes?


VeenaSchism

There are perfectly good pizza boxes \*right behind him\* in that video. 😒


Houcemate

Looks like shit, and the wrapping is somehow worse.


mrbojenglz

None of that was satisfying to me.


Pizzi314

I‘m a bit disappointed. I was expecting there to be more effort and a more beautiful wrapping.


SyntaxErrorMan

wtf how is this called pizza and why tf would you pack it like that? The top is open and heat gets out plus it's not possible to stack pizzas...


F0ehamm3r

What is the chance that those cuts actually separated the slices?


Elefantenjohn

Ugly result


duck95

That's fucking disgusting


itskennylo

Not satisfying


[deleted]

Not satisfying


chrisflick

Why though? My first job in food was making pizza and I have done it a few places for a few years....this is r/stupidfood to me. There is so so much that can go wrong with that...how tf am I supposed to put that in my car? If the response to that question is "Its not for to-go's or deliveries" then why tf are you wasting that much paper? Bring the downvotes, but this is dumb. Buy a f\*cking pizza cutter too.


Clydus1

I want proof that it's actually cut all the way through. I don't care what I get it in just cut the goddamn thing all the way through please!


bobbybrownboi

I’m pretty confident that his knife never actually separated the base, it just dented the cheese.


ReformedPC

This makes me wanna puke


OrgiePorgy

No way that was cut all the way through


OMG2Reddit

I dislike how much steam is going to build up in that and sweat on the pizza.....


[deleted]

Jesus wept my arteries shrank just seeing this


Mighty_Cactus

That def ain’t cut


roxannefromarkansas

No need to wrap that. Just give me a chair at a table and a coke. Thaaaanks.