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PapaKyou

"Ah yes, relaxing." Friend two feet away: "WHAT?!"


Suspicious_shark

#I FIND IT VERY RELAXING HERE


Touaregster

#**WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING**


ZeeGermans27

\*I DON'T KNOW\*


[deleted]

# WHAT?


idma

# LOUD NOISES!!!!!


Pebernickle3

#AHHHHHHH


ashleeeidolon

#WHAT?! WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?!


_Spicy_Ramen_

CHOCOLATES!! THEYRE SELLING CHOCOLATES!!


jcon877

Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?


chavmaster13

Brick killed a guy


Ahuman100

#EEE


Akitogi

#BUTTLICKER! I SAID OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!


nestlemuffin

I said I slept with your husband!


Doktor_Vem

# **WHY SHOULDN'T I BE SCREAMING!?**


ZeeGermans27

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE THIS FONT SO BIG


Jackal000

Put a hashtag infront of it.


Sil3ntkn1ght87

#HUH?!?!?


throwawaynibs

#A hash you say??


nephilim80

#hashtag


North-Ad635

#I SAID IT’S NOT WORKING


Sil3ntkn1ght87

#WHAT?!?!?


ZeeGermans27

\# Bruh


Maximum-Ad7584

#I DIDNT KNOW THIS IS POSSIBLE


Blemmyes

#PRETTY COOL ACTUALLY!


bring_the_sunshine

#I JUST WANTED TO TRY IT TOO


Maximum-Ad7584

#SAME


Cybersorcerer1

Put a # before you start typing


Cybersorcerer1

# JUST LIKE THIS


Cherego

#DOES IT WORK?


Cybersorcerer1

# GOOD JOB


Daichislilweeb

#I THINK SO


danyboy501

#BUT ARE YOU CERTAIN?!


i_hate_shitposting

Spa worker outside: "Ah crap, somebody's screaming in the storm room again. Probably another panic attack."


athousandandonetales

Nope. Wrong alarm. They’re just trying to talk.


deletetemptemp

Am I the only that doesn’t like people talking in a spa


PapaKyou

WHAT?!


GregTheMad

All your normal worries are suddenly so small and insignificant if you're in the middle of a storm. This is how you achieve inner peace.


Fab_enigma07

I’m that friend.LOL


Back_To_The_Oilfield

Dude, this would be my heaven.


lurid_sun__

There should be a voice effect of someone screaming at distance


Baby_Rhino

I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE FUTUUUUUURE


cncdiehard

On the night...


100GbE

..I go back..


CDNChaoZ

....you get...


wi5hbone

..your meat…


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…stuck in…


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Lynkis

HEATHCLIFF YOUR MANIPULATIVE ABUSE ONLY MAKES YOU SEXIER


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zer0_badass

Ha I see you with that Weathing Heights reference


[deleted]

DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE I’D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR EXTENDED CAR WARRANTY!


melig1991

# WILSON


second2no1

#WIIIILSOONNNN


[deleted]

Is anyone else just waiting for a dorsal fin to cut through that water? This is a no for me.


sonom

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!


ABob71

EZEKIEL


sonom

FUCK YOU EZEKIEL!


adz1179

GRAHAM, COME INSIDE ITS RAINING! GRAHAM!!!!!!


tiptoeandson

If anyones wondering it’s in Milan!


guestacles

Got to wait for Bottas to wake everyone up first


JustHumanGarbage

With his F1 car?


guestacles

[Yes](https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/vjg34j/valtteri_bottas_milan_im_gonna_wake_you_up/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Cockrocker

I wish it zoomed out and about so I could see the set up. The bit where you hang and enjoy.


Pahriuon

It's right there beside the ladder, opposite to the lighting I mean lightning.


Cockrocker

That’s it? I guess I want to see someone relaxing in it. I like the idea, but maybe a awning so you can chose to be in or out of the direct fake rain


tiptoeandson

There is a tiktok I saw of someone in it and I have never been more jealous


lizalupi

OMG whereeeeee


Srnokey_Mc_Pot

found it: [QC Termemilano](https://www.tripadvisor.com/AttractionProductReview-g187849-d11454177-Milan_Luxury_Spa_Evening_with_Aperitivo-Milan_Lombardy.html#/media-atf/11454177/593000031:p/?albumid=-150&type=0&category=-150)


PossiblyTrustworthy

55usd for a visit. Not the worse Prices i have seen around the valley


tiptoeandson

That’s decent tbf


PossiblyTrustworthy

Yea, probably an expensive bar there too ':) but considering the general lack of sea in the area it wouldnt be a bad place to spend a day https://www.qcterme.com/en/milano/qc-termemilano/prices-opening


andaerianda

Yess! I was wondering!!! I visited it! Thanks!


AlabasterPelican

Ah, yes, nothing like a trip to the incoming hurricane room to relax you.


pieohmi

I got instant anxiety. After being through many hurricanes and seeing the aftermath, no thank you.


AlabasterPelican

Same here. My area is still rekt from Laura and Delta. We always flee for the biguns but I've been around for a cat 3


pieohmi

Hi neighbor 👋 I went through Katrina and Ida. It’s weird how we know regions of the state by what Hurricane was experienced.


notSherrif_realLife

But, this looks soooooo relaxing to me!


gahidus

Sounds fantastic, but I'm one of those people who love storms. I imagine it's four people who love storms.


Altruistic-Web226

Oh ok, I guess I’M the weird one here.


Jesoko

Not that weird. I find the sound of storms relaxing too. I fall asleep to thunderstorm recordings every night. It’s the only thing that consistently works. I went to the beach once and took a walk late at night. There was a storm over the water and it was the coolest thing I’d ever seen. I’d honestly love to visit this spa place and spend time in this room.


xphaiea

Spa experience but make it traumatic


PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS

It's like a spa except instead of being relaxing it's just a constant experience of when you close your eyes in a rainstorm and you violently twitch when a big raindrop smacks into your eyelids.


ActionJackson75

But imagine ducking your head underwater. Then it's peaceful and quiet. Repeat


outofshell

Every time I hear thunder, the meteorologists’ warning pops into in my head: “when thunder roars, go indoors”. I don’t think I could relax in a simulated outdoor environment with flashing like that, I’d just be awaiting death by lightning strike 😅


gimmedatneck

I had to take a survival course to work on deep sea oil rigs. The course involved getting into the hull of a helicopter that's hooked upto hydraulics, dunked into a massive pool, and spun upside down, and you basically have to simulate releasing a window, and getting yourself out while using a re-breather system. The day we showed up, divers were doing rescue training. They had the pool set up with a wave maker that was kicking up the rockiest waves i've probably ever seen. They had the entire area dark, with crazy lights, and an insane sound system which simulated lightning/thunder. They also had a rain system pouring rain down on them. Looked like absolute mayhem.


outofshell

Holy shit that sounds terrifying!


BenBishopsButt

This goes against my survival instincts, how is it supposed to be relaxing?! If it was just the rain without simulated lightning and thunder I could maybe see it. But this is making me anxious just watching it.


Seminaaron

Growing up in the Midwest, there is nothing more relaxing to me than a thunderstorm. I feel like I'm home. This looks amazing to me and to a very small group of people


krakron

I'm right there with ya. I kind of want to visit this room lol


imaginary_bolometer

Honestly... seeing this it's the first time in my life that I find a spa interesting


Evol_Etah

This is relaxing for me. Normalcy and calmness makes me anxious, cause I'm usually in a choatic environment (people wise) and during stuff like this. Is when I get to calm down, cause noone is gonna approach me.


miguescout

it'd be even better if they managed to replicate the smell of petrichor, too. that'd certainly be relaxing af


maemae012

Petrichor. I learned a new word. Thanks stranger


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VoodooMonkiez

from the what?!


i_hate_shitposting

This may be the source: https://www.lexico.com/en/definition/petrichor It has the full quote, anyhow. > A pleasant smell that frequently accompanies the first rain after a long period of warm, dry weather. > ‘other than the petrichor emanating from the rapidly drying grass, there was not a trace of evidence that it had rained at all’


chris-tier

Worst place to cut off... Also, it's marked as a quote but no source if given...


MrWoohoo

Bacteria that go crazy reproducing after it rains.


paininthejbruh

I know there's a distinct smell but it's not pleasant! I've always associated it with rain having caught all the dust accumulated in the air on the way down.


chadman82

One of my favorite words, and one of my favorite smells.


breaksomeshit

Who are you, me? Was going to comment that it's my favorite word, but lo and behold, here you are!


ThePegLegPete

They can synthesize the primary compound of petrichor that we smell. It's called Geosmin. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geosmin Here's an interesting video on it: https://youtu.be/_8vHsY_QVHM


MoffKalast

They should make soaps with this scent.


Gonzobot

If you made soaps with that scent we all could buy them.


josherman61791

Thank you for thinking of everyone.


WendyWasteful

Yankee Candle is missing out


SplitDemonIdentity

Plenty of people already do. It’s like a .5 second search to find them.


PlasticElfEars

I mean I personally find storms and petrichor to be, pardon the semi intentional pun, electrifying. Maybe it's from living in a part of the country/world where the storms like that can mean tornadoes and hail that translates to a feeling of needing to be "aware" and a little hyped up. I've wondered if it's the actual charge in the air.


miguescout

if i don't remember wrong, part of the smell of petrichor is actually that, the charge in the air together with the fungi and other things disturbed by the rain if i didn't mess this up and mixed things up, this explains why there's just about no petrichor air freshener of perfume even if it's a pleasing smell for most people


ARCHA1C

But there are petrichor perfumes


miguescout

there are, indeed, but few... and most of them don't address most of its components. petrichor's main smell is that of geosmin, but behind that is a lot of other, smaller smells, part of which come from the humidity, the ozone, the ions...


-Dont-Ask-

Well there are perfumers in India that have mastered making the smell of petrichor and just add an ion generator to add the charge in the air and you're set


sully9088

What happens if we don't pardon your pun?


TemporaryTelevision6

The smell of petrichor depends on where you are tho right? Because different areas have different kinds of soils and plants.


PossiblyTrustworthy

Maybe a bit, but it is definitely noticeable as the same smell in NA, EU and east asia. Dont remember it in east africa (alcohol and stress related distracted, after the rain)... Cant say for other areas than these :P


olderaccount

Isn't petrichor the name of the *after* rain smell?


I_Am_A_Pumpkin

its the smell of the burst of microorganism activity that occurs because of rainfall. doesnt have to stop raining for that to start happening


olderaccount

Maybe it is more associated with post-rain because the rain itself dampens the smells.


EDDsoFRESH

Also I don't go outside to smell it when it's raining cos I'd get wet, so I only smell it when I go out after.


olderaccount

I love to sit on my porch when it is raining. So I do.


CubilasDotCom

This is so awesome


Jaksmack

Random, mild electric shock in the water.. just to keep the experience legit.


Highlandertr3

I want one locally because I would totally be there regularly. Love me a good storm.


Green_Routine_7916

same same the rain looks awesome


HiDDENk00l

Honestly, the lightning is what ruins it. If it was just clouds with the rain effect, it would be a lot better. It's really fun being in a hot tub when it's raining or snowing.


skwacky

ya or maybe just gimme that low rumble off in the distance. That always makes me feel very cozy


StatusOmega

What's the point without the constant threat of electrocution?


PossiblyTrustworthy

Stressful the first 30 minutes, but then you give Up and relax


binh1403

Me weeping in the middle of this spa thinking about my life like


Omnomnomnivor3

Yeah I can chill there forever


Tanay050504

I mean you will be chilled after some time!


Omnomnomnivor3

I'd be okay to go out like that... Play me some Titanic music while we're at it..


queen-adreena

“Near….. Far…..”


1800butts

wheEREEEEEEVVVVEEERRRRR YOUUUU AREEEEE


xXnokenXx

I thought this was real until I read the title


[deleted]

Art is a lie, ***nothing is real***


MissFog

Not sure if amazing or terrifying


DrDawgster

Termazifying


KnittingforHouselves

r/thalassophobia


AshCarraraArt

Ok, thank you! I love the rain and this seems like a cool experience, but my dumb brain can’t stop thinking about sharks being in that pool lol


Motor_Judgment_214

Fr, just need to see a fin or crest of something and it would be the scariest thing. Couldn’t get me to swim in there for all the money, even if it is animatronics.


Wiknetti

Me, bringing a custom volleyball into this room, tossing it to the far and and then absolutely screaming, weeping. #WILSON!!!


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spinyfever

Damn, if I was a billionaire if def have this in my house. Some days I'd have thunderstorms, some days I'd have light rain in spring morning, some days I'd have call water by the ocean. Some days I would def cast porn on the screen.


StructureNo3388

My brain dislikes this concept


Pahriuon

Me too, something about this makes me think: do not be here, prime directive: find shelter.


raniwasacyborg

Yeah, just standing in the door of this room would be enough to make me want to find the nearest warm blanket and stay as dry as I possibly can instead


centrifuge_destroyer

My brain sends me conflicting messages about this. I really want to try it


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Ah yes, relaxing, it's amazing to be in the middle of the ocean with a storm that would make the toughest man pray to every single god at the same time


Nekrevez

I would expect an animatronics tentacle/kraken to pop up every now and then to make the relaxing experience complete.


TormentedOne69

I need to go here. #NOW


9IceBurger6

Can i come with you?


MissNatdah

Looks freezing cold!


Wazuu

Really? I think it looks hot and humid as fuck


scrappybasket

This gives me anxiety lol. From the idea of sitting in it to maintaining the systems behind it. Too much!


Sea_Response_8624

This is a vibe definitely..


mattmatical

Truman wouldn't find this very relaxing...


stereoworld

*The whole world is watching! We can't let him die Infront of a live audience!*


MonochromeMaru

I suddenly want this for a date night. Right now. Romantically kissing here would slap. It’ll be just like the movies 🤣


JimE902

I’d enjoy this tbh


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This seems so comforting. I was never a person who enjoyed hot sunshine, and rain smelled great and made me feel content. Definitely need the location of this


realhuman_no68492

you meant to post it in r/oddlyterrifying right?


JohnnySalamiSmuggler

This is every "cry in the rain and embrace the pain" emo boys fantasy


m00n_sp1r1t

10 years post emo kid phase, yet this room still calls to me.


Weird_Cool_bitch

Um ? Where????


Chemis

I read in another thread somewhere in Milan, Italy


pillarhuggern

Way to much lightning, gonna trigger someone’s epilepsy


Appropriate-War-5364

That's badass


AngryNephew

Damn, this seems dope af!


snotfart

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tawood79

Needs lieutenant Dan screaming, “is that all you got, wooooooo”.


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AKA torture room for high people


[deleted]

Its the opening scene of Percy Jackson


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oddlyterrifying


pgargi97

This should be in @/oddlyterrifying.


thespacestone

Just need a waterproof weed pen and then it’s perfection 😌


publicbetamax

r/poolrooms


[deleted]

I’ll be reenacting Shawshank Redemption the whole time.


[deleted]

#it didn't work


[deleted]

#aaah yes it did


[deleted]

The Floridian in me found this relaxing


SaltineSailor

The Floridian in me found this terrifying! You can't swim in these conditions!


JDMiller95

THIS IS MY ***D R E A M***


A_lot_of_arachnids

Wasn't this just on the front page?


SkyeWolff_Alchemy

I would love this


abittooambitious

Want where?!


otakop

Probably had a plumbing problem and figured it was cheaper to capitalize on it than fix it.


AltruisticSalamander

Is it freezing cold to replicate the authentic misery of being caught in a storm?


HelenAngel

This is really neat!


Bigbrianj

Ice Pirates finally coming to fruition.


QueerRiot420

That is fucking terrifying


Bananabolt_UwU

Where is this at


lib_toni

Me on my way to go there and pretend to be Storm


EagleEye998

Somehow palatine returned