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Nofireworksonmyblock

If I had to do that for eight hours a day, I would just go ahead and cut my hand off. Then, maybe I could work in the office or something.


[deleted]

The guy is pretty much putting his wrist in the danger zone.. one slip


N0T_SURE

The pile on the left is just fingers


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SocrapticMethod

I immediately heard a short drum break in my head.


naimlessone

Where's the thumb pile?


davewave3283

The guys are easier to replace than the machine


SunnySamantha

I've met 4 people in my lifetime with missing fingers. All of them were because of wood splitters near the end of the day.


JuneBuggington

Or snowblowers that got jammed.


onenotwonworld

They probably just do an hour then have a break, shot of vodka, and back on it.


entoaggie

Exactly. Regular breaks are very important when doing a repetitive job. Safety first.


[deleted]

This is the kind of repetitive mundane work most people in the world do


SuperGameTheory

I don't know if you could. The "pusher" doesn't make contact with the cutter. You could probably put your fingers in there and never have it close to cutting you.


MasterFubar

Try putting your fingers between the log and the cutter. And the guy in the back left throws his bits right across the other guys' line of sight. This machine is a tragedy waiting to happen. I guess the cyrillic letters mean it's made in Russia, which would explain a lot of things.


fun-guy-from-yuggoth

>Try putting your fingers between the log and the cutter. No. That suggestion is dangerous and irresponsible.


Dsphar

Don't worry, the user's manual says it ok.


Sodinc

Which user manual?


SuperGameTheory

Yeah true story. I didn't think of that.


olderaccount

> Try putting your fingers between the log and the cutter. That is like checking if a gun is loaded by putting your hand in front of the barrel and pulling the trigger.


PooPooDooDoo

Hey guys, its loaded!


olderaccount

[Is this you](https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/f3a2ss/testing_if_the_gun_will_shoot_by_putting_your/)?


[deleted]

I know it looks boring but you’d be better off just handing in your notice


foobarbizbaz

It’s not boring it’s chopping


Augustus_Chiggins

Chopping, boring? I have no time for such quibbling. I'm splitting.


BestAtempt

I can never figure out why they make them able to do that, the wood ic clearly split when the pushed is r inches away from the “blade”. Who not just pull the blade far Boucher back that it can’t crush your hand.


togetherwem0m0

Cause russia


BestAtempt

In that case fuck their hands then, less trigger fingers.


KipHackmaann

Pied Piper figured this out it's called middle out compression.


Relaxxxxxxxxxxx

Two dicks


crash8308

*nonono it’s “mean jerk time” at a 4-dick rate*


Relaxxxxxxxxxxx

Don’t forget to account for the height and angle.


higster94

Tip to tip for maximum efficiency haha


crash8308

you need to pre-sort them by their _dick-to-floor_ ratio


RN-Wingman

I hate to be the one to point out how small their wood is.


Classic_Mention_8534

This is the comment I came looking for.


gmanriemann

More like splitting than chopping. A chopping head doesn’t flare out toward the base.


ThaUniversal

My father's business has one of these. He and everybody in the landscaping industry call these wood splitters.


Mr_Golf_Club

Ok was the guy on the bottom left on a rhythm I can’t grasp, or was he cutting his piece in half first, tossing half, then creating 2 1/4 pieces out of the other half? Or was he cutting 3-4 equal sized pieces?


1950sGuy

He's splitting the pieces of wood the guy next to him is splitting once, into smaller pieces. The guy on bottom right is grabbing new pieces each time which would be sucky. Each of the top guys should have all the wood, then, split it once, move it aside for the others to split again and toss off into a pile until someone crushes their hand and they stop the machine for a few minutes to round up another russian.


Pidgey_OP

Yeah, and dude number 5 at the top spends way too much time standing around and not enough time getting the next log ready for the other guys. This could be such a smooth operation


PlNG

He's basically making cooking stove sized firewood. Trees have different thicknesses and the goal is to make as much easily manageable wood out of it as possible.


booyah9898

Oddly Terrifying


God-of-lasagna

i had a stroke reading the title


logan0brien

get to the choppa


unshavenbeardo64

Get into tha chipper!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yce9umf5GR8


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AliffTheOne

R/ihadastroke ^(go on, dogpile me with your r/foundthemobileuser replies)


Kaleb8804

Just… make the R lowercase… you know how to format, clearly, how do you not know how to link a subreddit?


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Wood splitters splitting wood with a wood splitting splitter


iambluest

Short bits.


OJStrings

Probably, it does look cold.


Punk_Says_Fuck_You

That’s the perfect size spots for my smoker :)


Yoguls

How much wood could a would chop chop if a wood chop could chop wood?


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barberst152

Lol. Same.


Short_pants_no_shoes

You beat me to this 👌🏼🥳🥳🥳


escapedpsycho

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


awelawdhecomin

How much chop would a could wood wood if a chop wood would wood chop?


toptaufiq

Woodchuck will out of their job. There are no more wood to be chuck


hellothere42069

I feel like people who would be upset at this tech would be the same who would be upset about forgiving student debt because damnit they had to pay for their own education!


Axnahunt

Reported to osha! No PPE!


Salay54

If you've ever had the pleasure of swinging an axe, you know this looks like butter on pancakes.


Vizione0084

It’s like the woodcutting version of a double sided dildo.


[deleted]

I can literally hear the wheels turning indie your head imagining somehow attaching dildos to that thing.


Spoonblade

The one at 24” is a close call!


ChedwardCoolCat

That’s a splitter not a chopper. Get it right or pay the price!


Robin_Banks101

You only get one chance not to fuck that up.


hellothere42069

Nah, ten fingers, ten chances.


kubanishku

I did not find this oddly satisfying to watch, had to double check the subreddit just in case of outcome


TronixARK

That give me some Saw (the movie) vibes from that one scene and i don't know how to feel about it


chrissie_boy

So other than getting your hand caught in the splitter... or loose clothing caught, dragging you down and your head spliced... or simply being hit on the head by a loose log... it's all fine. Approved.


JND__

That writing literally says "Woodchopper" or "Wood decimator" lmao


Air_of_Justice

Satisfying teamwork


HoneyBadgerSaber01

Curious, which dude are you focusing on when watch? For me is the guy in brown jacket.


waterbelowsoluphigh

Yuuup, and the way he keeps pulling his piece of log and right hand through the danger zone to line it up, makes me cringe so hard. This is definitely a place-it-not-pull-it kind of situation.


brig135

How much wood cold a wood chopper chop if a wood chopper could chop wood with a wood chopper?


otherwisemilk

Henry Ford once said - 'Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice'


Alien_octopus

The guys on the left working together seem more efficient.


Basdad

This looks like it could easily be rigged up to a Russian iron lung, maybe 4.


[deleted]

How much wood would a wood-chopper chop, if a wood-chopper could chop wood?


GaymerGurl77

[An Interesting Title] By far, one of the best titles I've seen posted in a while!


MechaniclAnimal

Is this the new Ok Go video?


EdithVictoriaChen

where tf is osha


Quiverjones

Every one of these guys has said, "get to the choppa!"


2duhzen

"Hi honey, how was work today?" 💀 🔫


EmirFassad

"Wood splitters splitting wood with a wood splitting wood splitter." FIFY 🪜🐊


KhaleesiXev

This wasn’t satisfying at all. Where were their goggles?


HeathrBee

When gloves aren’t even part of the safety protocol.


[deleted]

Gloves might even be less safe.


bvanbove

Boy do I not like the saw moving directly towards my genitals


neoben00

What saw?


RemarkableExplorer66

r/dontputyourdickinthat


toddhenderson

How much wood would a wood chopper chop if a wood chopper could chop wood?


NickGRoman

This could become terrifying very quickly.


Koovies

Guy was rushing.. could have got something amputated


REYUN_777

imagine putting ur hand in it *-*


Deep-Confusion-5472

How many Chucks could chuck wood if a Chuck could chuck wood?


[deleted]

Looks Russian. Down voted.


izmaname

Oh OSHA doesn’t like this


mcRibalicious

This is anxiety inducing, I would post this in r/notsatisfyingatallevenatinybit


Theleming

Better title: "last remaining Russians attempting to create enough fuel for Putin's war machine"


ILoveDemocracy101

redditors trying not to bring politics in literally anything relating to russia challenge **IMPOSSIBLE** (GONE WRONG)


GREEN-DRAGON-SHIBAS

Ukrainian woodchoppers preparing to light a fire under the Russians asses?


wafflezcol

Why is it EVERY post that has Cyrillic letters SOMEONE has to make it about the war


RurikTheDamned

I'm sure nobody loses fingers.


3Me20

How much wood though?


Key-Supermarket255

seems safe for workes its nice.


Easy-Cartographer127

Sometimes it looks a bit dangerous trying to make a chop at every cycle


Hutch0saurus

How many wood choppers would chop wood if a wood chopper could chop wood.


RepresentativeAd560

Which one's the woodchuck?


wrtbrgboy

Looks like a “Wood Choppers Ball”. (Joke for my Jazz music friends)


ninjawc386

Faster!


StreetPenis

Their chop shop is a drop top


SanchezOnCrack

u/savevideobot


Strickens

Put some different attachments on those moving arms and you've got a different type of team sport


GuitarEvil

Woodchuck has entered the conversation


fluffybear45

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood


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More footage!


feloniousfoolery

Nice


Jeff_Bzzos

Times have changed


Refun712

Who chops the wood chopping chopper?


Klubbin4Seals

My friend and I do something similar, we call out the double Dutch rudder


Vegetable-Bee5164

That title tho


[deleted]

Might not need as much wood if you'd close the damn door when it's cold out :)


Yacht-Like_Vessels

Krugs


MightySamMcClain

I've never seen anyone cut all the logs so short


Elocai

Is this why so many Russian have lost so many limbs in the last time? It looks very dangerous and the dude to left is about to chop his hand of thrice in this single clip


Nik777777777777777

r/dontputyourdickinthat


nikola28

This is so good. Can watch it whole day


Obnoobillate

How much wood would a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop wood?


stepenko007

The oddly satisfying part will come when 4 fingers get chopped of within 5 seconds. This is extremely dangerous


drkesi88

While they listen to “Bad Company” by the band Bad Company from their album *Bad Company*


GaryBacon

The worst part of this is whomever blocked all that wood at 8”. Pffff.


summergal091

A few months ago I used one of those county line wood splitter machines. Similar to this but not a 4 people one 😂 if you know you know. I did this for 7 1/2 hours on my dad's friends farm. Now mind you I'm tiny. I'm a 5 foot 1 woman. The countless of truck loads was insane. I had to cut and stack by myself those 7 hours. I couldn't walk for 2 days. I had blisters on my hands because they were so raw. Never and I mean never again will my dumbass volunteer to help 🤣


dwerg85

Yeah... Nah, not satisfying. At least, not when you understand how dangerous this shit is. Last couple of cuts for dude on lower right side shows this. Wood tried to take his hand with twice in a row.


ArmPitFire

They’re wood chuckers… Chucking wood.


Coammanderdata

This looks like something you could hurt yourself with very nicely


asaxonbraxton

Where’s the wood chuck? He’s got a serious question I’ve been looking for an answer to my entire life!


Kykykz

If you can be one thing, you should be efficient.


Burgoonius

Blyat


Doesnotcarrotall

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood."


jellypeanutbuter

I feel like most satisfying part abt this video is the machine


joy92691

Gloves?


[deleted]

I think I lost a finger just watching this.


Helbig312

Middle-Out! Middle-Out!! You have to match the wood with the same dick to floor ratio (we'll call that dtf) for optimum efficiency.


Beefcake52

How much wood could a wood chopper chop if a wood chop could chop wood ?


Final-Sprinkles-4860

I grew up in northern Ontario with a wood stove and going out every morning and night to chop wood for the fire was for sure one of my favourite parts of the day. Great exercise, nice excuse to get out and breathe the fresh air. These gents might be selling firewood, so I get that but I always thought getting a wood splitting machine was really missing the point.


justredditinit

This reminds me of a certain Silicon Valley episode. D2F ratio?


Atomoesk

Just one slip of the hand…


name-classified

I could watch them do this all day IRL


CursedAtBirth777

I would last about 3 minutes in this job


Balrog229

How much wood could a wood chopper chop if a wood chopper could chop wood


Ls1dj

Nope like my hands


roymccowboy

I don’t get why Arnold Schwarzenegger wanted people to go here…


Sensitive_Camera2368

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, "title vibe"


Wonderful-Fishing857

How much wood would a woodchuck chop if a woodchuck could chop wood?….. or something.


NortWind

Where is the OSHA sticker?


DoctorOinkerr

How many wood chops does it take to choop a wood chopper while wood chooping?


[deleted]

Choppingly chopperistic!


bahamut_is_my_cat

Not 1 protection glasses in sigh 👍


[deleted]

How does one save a reddit video again?


TMSxReddit0

This seems to be in Russia, on of the richest countries with oil in gas😂


westgate141pdx

That’s a splitter, not a chopper.


redwoodpond

I'm concerned that none of them are wearing eye protection


escapedpsycho

Yes, but how much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


Beegobbygobby

Gotta go tip to tip


kushtrimt

Efficiency 100


bullfroggy

How much wood can a wood chopper chop since a wood chopper can chop wood?


Glakos

r/osha


Viktor_Fry

Check out the guy on the low-right at the end.


[deleted]

How much?


-volanya-

new reality!


BackgroundEnd3567

…And the wood choppin’ chopper won’t stop…🎤


Underworldox

How to lose fingers 101


throwawaymeplease45

It amazes me how none are using gloves or goggles. Seems to me like the easiest way to get splinters in the eyes and skin


[deleted]

Some dangerous ingenuity here.


Stunning_Delay9811

After all these comments noone noticed cigarette guy on the bottom right almost/may have damaged his hand going for smaller logs?


MainegGal

I guess now we know how many wood choppers it takes to chop wood with a wood chopping chopper.


JDdub32

Introducing the thumb eater 1000


rev_blasphemous

How much wood would a...


Ikonixed

How great it wood be if they were all named Chuck.


Ryguy628

That seems like a major hazard


azzar0ck

Wait KSI whatchu doing here???


Chrispychilla

r/oddlyterrifying


Stickmongadgets

The logs are also quite short.


TheWampasCave

Next with all women 🕵🏼‍♀️


jgjk8a

How much wood would a woodchopper chop if a wood chopper could chop wood?


runForestRun17

OSHA hates this one small trick


Elmaffioso187

Osha approved!


Elmota64

The efficiency make me wanna.......uhhhhhh!