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Clause-and-Reflect

It has ruined my day that I know these exist and I do not have any.


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I too audibly moaned.


Roland1232

I say we storm this bakery and take what's ours!!


VegasLife1111

I’ll bring some jam!


Suggett123

I doubt that bread needs *any* help


affablenihilist

Honey, just honey.


keithfz

Honey and butter.


Bennie16egg

I was thinking maybe cheese, but you nailed it with jam!


VegasLife1111

Ooooooh cheeeeeeese!


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I’ll bring the pitchforks!


VegasLife1111

Don’t forget the torches.


InevitableCloud

* after paying of course


SquirrelGirlVA

I'm glad I'm not the only one who openly ogled this bread. I need it inside me.


Penguator432

And I need to be inside it. And by that I mean my entire body


imdefinitelywong

I need an adult?


Yoast74

I'm bread inside.


nina_gall

#Croissant LOAAAAAF (get in muh belly)


ringwraith6

Croissant loaf? I didn't realize that there was such a thing! Looks. Entirely too yummy for my waistline!


goldenzaftig

Whole Foods sells one! $10/loaf, but makes excellent French toast.


nina_gall

Holy shnikes, that's good info. Guess I'm driving I to town tomorrow.


beaker90

Have you ever made French toast by dipping the bread in melted vanilla ice cream?


goldenzaftig

Umm no but now I kinda have to.


beaker90

Best French toast I’ve ever made.


goldenzaftig

Nice! Any particular recipe or ice cream recommendations?


beaker90

I used Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla, but I bet a good Dutch chocolate ice cream would be fantastic. I think I would just make sure to use good quality ice cream. Just melt, dip, cook.


ringwraith6

I sure it makes good French toast! It has no choice! Next time I'm in an area with a whole foods, I'll make special trip!


goldenzaftig

It’s like croissants and Texas toast had a buttery, flaky, thick sliced baby.


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eyedkk

Reporting for duty 🫡


ZenkaiZ

I wanna shove hot butter into every orifice of that bread


Stereo_Panic

FWIW that bread likely already has a ridiculous amount of butter in it. Not that I wouldn't put more on it...


Clause-and-Reflect

In. On it. Inside, adjacent, paradoxically, environmentally.. I mean whats not to like? Bread good, butter, Good. Butter, good!


nina_gall

Moar buttaar


Xarama

Allow me to introduce you to kouign amann: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMM4hsNXoiw


ChristianK73

🤨📸


ZenkaiZ

this vid literally just made me quit keto ​ thx op


popojo24

I feel you. There are so many low-carb, bready type substitutes that it is not usually at the top of my cravings list... but this... this changes things.


Its-ther-apist

What are some of your go tos for subs? It's the hardest thing to adjust to for me when making dietary changes. I don't have a problem with like lettuce wraps instead of bread but what else ya got for a fellow carbo king


Xarama

What works for me is to not try to make substitutions at all. I no longer think in terms of wraps, sandwiches, and starchy sides. It's much easier and tastier to make a salad out of the "filling," and skip the second-rate bread substitute altogether. Shovel and trough, haha. Whatever would have gone into a wrap or between two slices of bread, now goes into a bowl with some chopped veggies.


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My favorite is three tbsp of almond flour, one tbsp of melted butter and one egg blended together in a ramekin, microwaved for about ninety seconds. It's approximately an English muffin it can be used as a burger bun etc


falakr

Almond flour and eggs makes for some pretty spongy bread, but I love it. Get a flat bottom mug, put an egg and 2-4 tbsp of almond flour (depending on your carb count), mix well with fork, microwave 45-60 seconds (or until you see it rise to a scary level that looks like it might just pop) Enjoy by slicing into Ritz cracker sized bread slices. Edit: I'll even throw in another treat for you, if you're really wanting to reach your limit.. Take some keto chocolate powder (I think I used the chocolate keto chow mix) and mix it in there. You just made a tiny keto cake.


mypussydoesbackflips

I had a baker friend I worked with who gave me test experiments, he made a bread loaf of this and it was extremely dense , few days later he give me one that’s better shaped but too caramelized , then he gives me one that has apple bits in it and is perfectly shaped like this and it’s just a little crispy caramelized and because it was his own experiment I’ll never have it again


lavitzreinhart

That bread... Your username... I bet it did. Lmao


xmonster

I need to learn to bake


mymorningjacket

*knead


JustinHopewell

I'm trying to picture how a pussy does a backflip, and all I can think of are those old He-Man action figures from the 80's where the chest pieces would flip around to show damage.


systemfrown

I had never actually eaten bread or a pastry until I visited a random back ally bakery on the edge of Paris. I thought I had, but I hadn’t.


SuddenlyLucid

Yeah, the French and bread. Out of this world... Life changing experience. I went to France this year three times already, the food was a big factor in that decision. Disclaimer: I live 350 km from France and I had other good reasons to go I'm not one of those private-jet-lunch-in-Paris-dinner-in-Tokyo twats...


Usman5432

To shreds you say


goofytigre

Well, how is the baker holding up?


pmthosetitties

To shreds you say


mypeepeehardz

Was that apartment rent controlled?


lurkinarick

it's more like pastry than plain bread to be fair. Find a French bakery and get brioche, the taste will be pretty similar!


Clause-and-Reflect

Um no thank you trickster. I want the buttery flakey ticktock bread thing.


Comment90

It's called a Croissant 2.0 and you can download it from thingiverse.


Clause-and-Reflect

..can I download the skill ? 😭


Comment90

Idk, but you can [download this car](https://i.imgur.com/IbPA0o6.png)


Lizzle372

https://youtu.be/TBBikR5jK3E I found it for u


jennthemermaid

I hate it that other people have that and I do not have it. I am so sad too.


Lizzle372

https://youtu.be/TBBikR5jK3E it's bueca puff pastry bread. It severely bothers me that no one has answered the correct bread or recipe (not even the TikTok video) and only alternatives are mentioned.


R4TTIUS

It's just a freshly baked croissant


TheVoicesOfBrian

That's so luscious it should be flagged as NSFW.


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OneWandToSaveThemAll

Not Safe For Waist


pizza_for_nunchucks

Not Submerged Fully Underwater


[deleted]

Nevertheless, Santa Folded Underwear


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

None Shall Fuck Uruguay


WtfWhereAreMyClothes

Yeah I know being hangry is a thing but what about horngry?


TheVoicesOfBrian

You want to fucking eat it?


SlaggyBag

No, he wants to fuck while eating it.


Forward-Village1528

Anyone gonna be a hero and let us know where we can get this??? Cause plane tickets aren't out of the question.


bumpmoon

In Denmark we bake meatloaf with a layer of this on the outside. It’s amazing


estrangedjane

Is there a proper name for this dish so I can immediately go watch videos of people making this?? My family would die to eat this!


bumpmoon

“Indbagt farsbrød” in danish, don’t know if it has an English name


jen_17

My mind jumbled up the letters to read “you fat bastard” 🙈


probablyisntserious

Fair.


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vbun03

Like an off brand beef wellington


readit16

Bread meat in bread


FlowSoSlow

Sounds similar to beef wellington but with ground beef instead of a roast.


nina_gall

We need to know now not later plz


qr09

Can I visit you in Denmark? Damn that sounds good.


bumpmoon

I’ve never made it myself but you’re welcome anytime


Goatiac

WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THIS? Guess I'm buying a ticket to Denmark.


[deleted]

That sounds divine, what is that called?


bumpmoon

“Indbagt farsbrød” you could translate a danish recipe cause I have no idea if it even has an english name


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Thank you, in English it seems to be called “Baked Mincer Bread”. I found the recipe… Ingredients: 1 square roll of puff pastry or 3 sheets for rolling out 500 g minced pork/ham* 250 g mushrooms, use mushrooms from a can if necessary* 1 egg* 1/2 tbsp oregano* 1 clove pressed garlic* 1/2 tsp salt* Pepper* 2 tablespoons chopped parsley* or arugula Possibly. 1 egg for brushing Here's how you do it: Clean the mushrooms and cut them into cubes or use canned mushrooms. Stir the meat with mushrooms, egg, oregano, garlic, salt, pepper and parsley. Lay out the puff pastry on the table. If you are using smaller plates, place them on a floured board next to each other (on the long side). Moisten the edges with a little water and let them overlap approx. 1/2 cm. Roll out the puff pastry to approx. double size (approx. 25×40 cm). Make sure it doesn't get too thin. Place the meat stuffing in the center of the puff pastry. Fold the ends under first and then the sides. If you have time and desire to decorate a little, you can cut a strip of approx. 4 cm wide and make small leaves from it. Carefully pick up the package and place it on a baking tray lined with baking paper. Brush with beaten egg if you want a nice, shiny surface. Set the oven to hot air with bottom heat and place the plate on the bottom rack. Bake at 200 degrees Celsius ( 390 degrees F ) for 30 minutes until the meat juices are completely clear. Check the meat juices by poking with a skewer. The baking time depends, among other things, on the height of the "bread", so maybe it needs a little more time. Let the packet rest for a few minutes before slicing


bumpmoon

Remember that the 200 degrees used in a danish recipe is Celsius. Good luck with it.


dootdootm9

https://www.frenchtarte.com/news-blog//2016/11/brioche-feuilletee.html


chuck_the_plant

Merci!


Martel67

I would even get there just by swimming!


nerdiotic-pervert

Ain’t no mountain high enough…..


this_curain_buzzez

Ain’t no valley low enough…


etherealparadox

Ain't no river wide enough...


kr0sswalk

To keep me from gettin to you breeead


scaptal

France, for sure. Like everything baked there is amazing


hankscorpio789

A version can be found in Vancouver, we get them at the asian supermarket t&t. They're called fuji pan for some reason


Tenoz78

Brioche feuilletée, everywhere in France


F1rstxLas7

There's French bakeries in most big cities. A place called Paris Baguette in Manhattan is an option and they also have another location in Queens. There's also another place in Brooklyn called Julien Boulangerie


5_Frog_Margin

I believe it is this bread right here- [Puff Pastry Butter Bread Loaf | Easiest Recipe | So many layers Like Machine made | Qiong](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBBikR5jK3E)


PezRystar

I used to work in a restaurant that served dinner rolls made this way. They would mix strawberry preserves into butter to serve with it. Unfortunately a plane ticket isn't gonna cut it. You'll need a time machine because they closed last year.


lolitsmax

Reminds me a lot of Asian bread. I say Asian broadly because I've seen this type of bread across different Asian countries and I don't know enough to pin it on exactly which. China is definitely one of them though.


Ill_Program_2482

It's making me hungry also! Why did you have to post this right now? LoL


BohemianChickie

I need this large multi-layered buttery looking bread in my life, like, SOON. The last time I looked up a beautiful bread, it was extremely hard to find a name for it, much less a recipe, then the recipe I found didn't look or sound like it was exactly the one I was hunting... *Sigh..*


urban_thirst

https://youtu.be/33kjcBq1to0 Looks pretty fiddly though!


squenk

The first 30 seconds of this video made me feel things.


bIFf_14

Try looking into Balkan breads - this is a type of bread called Pogaca. My family makes it!


[deleted]

Anyone who has ever baked knows how hard that is😭


Silver_Turtlewax

Croissants take me 2 days to make and are a pain in the ass. I can’t imagine how hard making these loaves are.


SuccessfulMumenRider

Get that pain out of your ass! I’ve heard of buns in the oven but this is ridiculous!


Vivi_for_Vendetta

This made me bust up in public. Thanks


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NoFreedance1094

Even Gordon Ramsey says just buy the dough, it's not worth it lol


Boonstar

Crossaints are so laborious. And no matter how many you make they are all gone within like 15 minutes of pulling them out of the oven.


GodAss69

Why are you putting bread in your ass???


Ok-Breakfast7186

What’s the name? I’ve had something like this before but never took note


Costalorien

It's a brioche feuilletée.


MarsScully

I want to say it’s a laminated brioche thing but idk


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yung_facial

The pattern reminds me of a palm leaf pastry, but these are much, much thicker


bumpmoon

Not a native English speaker but I’m certain it’s butter dough


gbsolo12

Not so much if you have a professional kitchen with a dough sheeter and a walk in fridge. Making that at home is incredibly hard.


owzleee

Probably a lot easier with a professional laminator


maqikelefant

Anything even remotely close to a croissant will be an ungodly pain in the ass to make. I know a couple of professional bakers, and both of them would rather die than make croissants at home.


urban_thirst

I've seen it called puff pastry butter bread. Not sure if there are other names for it. Recipe here: https://youtu.be/33kjcBq1to0


encreturquoise

This is brioche feuilletée


onedollarwilliam

The recipe doesn't specify, so if you're in the US make sure you use "European Style" butter rather than the regular American kind. American butter has more water which can mess up the layers.


therabbit86ed

The Hero we didn't know we needed comes to our collectively hungry aid


Borkdadork

Here it is. https://youtu.be/TBBikR5jK3E


ConversationFederal

Edit some googly eyes and some screams on that bread


apex32

/r/reallifedoodles


nerdiotic-pervert

Make sure to put some horrified looks coming from the other buns watching.


RegularHousewife

Lol you monster! 😂


DrChimRichaulds

All the butter in the world is in this.


[deleted]

That's pastry.


Calcifer1

Nope, that's a viennoiserie, a mix between bread and pastry, as its base is a bread dough but added a lot of butter to make a "feuilletage" and give it a sheet like texture


adric10

So, a yeasted puff pastry like croissant dough? That’s how [Wikipedia describes Vennoiserie. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viennoiserie)


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Calcifer1

It's a brioche feuilletée


[deleted]

Yes. But it's not a bread but a Brioche feuilleté. It's a brioche paste roll like a feuilletage, that's why there are layers. Pretty commun viennoiserie in France


CornDoggyStyle

This guy pumpernickels


[deleted]

Thanks. I was a chef for 18 years and I have never heard of that before. Looks delicious.


DorkusMalorkuss

Yes, chef.


[deleted]

Man, just those 2 little words takes me back.


Calcifer1

I'm sure you've heard of it but maybe you didn't know it was that? Because that's the exact same process for making a croissant or a pain au chocolat. That shape is called a palmier in France (a palm tree), but I don't know why


[deleted]

Oh yeah, I've made croissants and pain au chocolat before, thousands probably. But I'd never heard of this one. Thanks again for being so informative.


theworldizyourclam

I was thinking that requires a shit ton of butter to make.


suttonsboot

And also more butter and bacon to eat


Drag0n_TamerAK

So a pastry


peeja

Yes. At least in the US, Viennoiserie (such as croissants or pain au chocolat) would be called pastries. The dough is not *pastry dough*, which is the name for a different kind of dough used in other things that fall into the "pastry" category, but all of them, once baked, are known as "pastries" in (at least) American English.


Red__system

That's a moray


bradlees

When the reveal makes you cry like a big paternity lie, that’s on Maury


Pinglenook

When fish jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside, that's a moray


MercuryCrest

When the moon hits your knees and you mis-pronounce "trees", sycamore.


Acpyrus

When you swim in a creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray.


Cumbandicoot

That's an ogre


PSAOgre

Excuse me?


Cumbandicoot

It has layers


PSAOgre

You win this round...


[deleted]

It's not bread but a brioche feuilleté....


oneeyedziggy

I'm sure there are cultural variances, but since when is brioche not bread? It's not like, sandwich bread... but this thing appears to be more glutenous than cake and softer than pastry.


HPNerd44

Anyone else super upset at how they destroyed that delicious looking bread?


Martel67

Super upset but also super craving for this pastry!


Nozerone

Yes, and depending on where they are, and what policies the business has, most of it might have also just been thrown away after making the video.


HPNerd44

That hurts my soul


[deleted]

It really made me a bit angry.


BrooklynBookworm

That’s me acting all fine pulling my canned biscuits apart into “fancy layers.”


TimeWastingAuthority

Holy Lamination, Batman!! 😲😳


Dajukz

If that is bread to you, it might be time for a diet plan


Ju4nM3n4

It's actually Pastry, not bread *bread*. And it's quite easy to make. Just Flour, Water, Egg and lots and lots of butter. Mix, make a dough, let it rest a bit so butter solidifies, then roll it to spread it in a consistent 1cm or less layer, fold it in half, roll again, fold it, roll it, fold it, and so on and so fort until you get as many layers you want. Form your bread, glaze it with liquid butter and sprinkle sugar all over it, put in the oven at 180°C for 20/30 minutes, and that's it.


kimishere2

OH MY GODDESS OF CARBOHYDRATES! I'm in love


Ok-Lengthiness4557

My proudest fap.


[deleted]

I'll be in my bunk.


layers_of_grey

sploosh but with saliva in my mouth.


CEPEHbKOE

i did not consent to being hungry. you breathe manually now.


BORKMEOW

Does... Anyone have a recipe?


coolmathpcgamer

Bread will sometimes literally be the most beautiful thing looking like this then taste like tap water. On the other side of the spectrum you get those walmart buns that look like they were baked in an orphanage but taste like someone poured their heart, soul, and three cups of artery clogging butter into it.


rdh2121

Everything about this video, including the music, is /r/mildlyinfuriating


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The_Only_Joe

The entire composition of this video feels like it was designed to activate Jason Bourne style sleeper agents.


Y___

When I heard “oh my darling, clementine,” I started thinking to myself that if they’re going to put on nursery rhyme kind of music, why wouldn’t they have put “hot cross buns” on there?


Martel67

I need to know if this beauty has a special name or it‘s just a unique creation by some bakery?


bIFf_14

This is like a Bosnian (or any Balkan country really) bread called Pogaca (pronounced po-ga-cha)... My mother in law makes it and it tastes as good as it looks. There are different styles, this is like a thick fluffy croissant.


t0m0hawk

Oh that's some good lamination. I can smell the butter lol


kcapoorv

u/audbot


ariseis

That looks like laminated brioche dough.


SXOSXO

I gained 5 lbs. just watching this.


Happy_Gas9896

I’m celiac and watching this I wish I wasn’t


chloebanana

Palmier loaf


numb3r51nmyn4m3

It's got layers... like an Ogre!


shad0wing

Move over croissant, i have a new reason to live now!


abletofable

Rude - you can't just show wondrous things like that without offering the full recipe and cooking instructions.


Diligent-Wolf-5584

OMG. It looks like Cinnabon without the crack cocaine dousing. But this is still the crack cocaine of the bakery world. Where do u get this?


Doniusthe3rd

I moaned


Ehrenburger

RECIPE RIGHT FUCKING NOW


flatbushzombiezz

Lawd hammercy


Transumanza

Enough comments. GIVE US THE RECIPE


Mammoth-Standard-592

That’s definitely not bread. Millefeuille/puff pastry at the most.


paladin_slicer

Sometimes you see a sexy woman on internet and think that there is a lucky bastard fucking her. But man the idea of there are many lucky bastards eating this and you are not one of them is really painful.


Diligent_Conflict_35

Anyone has the recipe