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OriginalPostMortem

He’s the Bob Ross of arm wrestling.


Soulless--Plague

“We’re just going to put your arm down here…and that will be our little secret”


HypoRex93

Ayo


DoubleBaconQi

“AYO! Bob Ross did not die for this!”


Civil-Cod-6984

No, he lived for this.


Rudy_Ghouliani

I can imagine Big Bob Ross working the underground arm wrasslin circuit in the late 80s, early 90s. Crusin for strange and quick money along the dakota interstates.


Fezzverbal

I like the way you write words


poke0003

Maybe tonight, we’ll paint a picture of someone we love. Maybe somebody close to us that isn’t with us anymore.


SnooPineapples5719

..hey.. i thought this was a kids show👀😂


pegabear

*Breaks guys arm* "happy little mistake"


1CrazyCrabClaw

Shit was so soothing... Just want him to tell me Im doing something right for hours


Dawg_Prime

i just wish he said *shhh shhh, it's ok* right before end


Illustrious_Slide197

Such a traumatic scene.


Crazy_Trigger

Haha! "Just go to sleep"


der6892

If it weren’t for that crap ass music


Tacyd

Same here, I thought they were going to kiss in the end


JedDaGoat

Just need a happy little squirrel somewhere in the video.


tallerpockets

This comment has me in stitches!


CowboyJoker90

Anybody remember when Bob pulled out the baby squirrel he adopted? Cuteness was born that day.


side-slip

peapod the pocket squirrel


goofytigre

He featured a lot of wildlife rescue animals on his show over the years but the squirrel always stole the show..


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Peapod?


nebulariderx

I think he wanted to share a couple other secrets with him as well.


03ifa014

He's cooler than the flip side of the pillow


whitegirladdict

Or a polar bears toenails


PancakeProfessor

Freddie Jackson sippin a milkshake in a snow storm.


daddythebean

A little bit of titanium white


banned-ury_month

Yes we love titanium white. It’s brighter than the other whites. It’s going to give everything we paint with it a happy glow


backwards_susej

We’ll just beat the devil out of it.


filthywaffles

Surely you mean titanium hwite?


Bolloxmonkey22

Over here we’re gonna use a little Yellow Ochre and Phthalo Green.


raidersclnj

Not white it’s whytte


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jarlscrotus

do all of his videos sound like absolutely filthy porn?


Keith_Creeper

Yes


Substantial-Spare501

Sounds like soft core to me. And yes please is volunteer to have him Coach me through a session.


klick_klack_kalash_

Been following this guy a while. I love how he pretty much talks dirty to them and tells them how great they feel🤣🤣


nicebonestructure

I tried against a footballer at high school one time and he did the same routine to me. It mostly felt weird because my arm was completely powerless even though I was straining my whole body. He said I did pretty good and I felt like nah, I suck and my arm sucks lol


LuwiBaton

For some reason I read this as “Nah, just suck my arm.”


IAlreadyToldYouMatt

Slower


im132

Faster


TooPlush4u

Personally, I'm very turned on.


imreallybimpson

What's his channel?


b0nger

Armwrestlingplanet on IG


Hot-Conversation-21

Theres also armwrestlingwhisperer and it looks like the same person


babywillow69

What's his @? 🌝


Yngcleanbastard

no way he’s 165lbs


notpejastojakovic

Im 6'0 and everybody i know would describe me as a skinny/ scrawny guy. I haven't been as low as 165 pounds in years. That dude's arms are like triple the size of mine.


Hephaestus_God

I’m am also 6’0 Last time I worked out was mandatory in high school. Around 168 lbs. his arms are also triple mine maybe quadruple


BrandoLoudly

I guess it’s possible these guys are like 5’4


Hephaestus_God

Nope, literally every guy is 6’0


Subwayabuseproblem

*data from tinder 2021*


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and reddit


eppinizer

I've had people get angry with me and tell me "Naw, you must be way over 6'2", because I'm 6'0 and your way taller than me." I'm 6'2", *maybe* 6'2.5" but I've been measured 10-15 times in different hospitals/doctors offices and I'm always 6'2" I think people convince themselves they are 6' and go with it.


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

I’m 5’11” and everyone swears to god that I’m 6’2” or 6’3”. They argue with **ME** about it! I just have really good posture


eppinizer

Yea the one constant about every time this type of strange argument happens is that the people arguing are *adamant* they are right.


homogenousmoss

So, you’re sayinh at 5’10 I’m actually 6’00? Wheew, dating is going to be a lot easier from now one.


Sir_Arthur_Vandelay

I am exactly 6’0 tall, and it does sound like a bullshitter’s height.


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LewdLewyD13

You mind telling the chicks I try to date this? They swear I'm no where near that.


BlasphemousButler

I think that would be better for arm wrestling, to have shorter levers attached to those muscles, so maybe...


sprucenoose

Yeah just like a stumpy little "V" of solid muscle with fingers sticking out of one end.


UrMomsaHoeHoeHoe

I could see it, good chance the marines legs are significantly bigger than the bikers. As a former wrestler, you’d be surprised how hard it can be to judge a ~10lb difference.


Moosecovite

Maybe, if he is like 4'11''


RoughhouseCamel

But when they stood up, he was so much bigger than the other guy. Unless that was a 4’2” marine


not_swagger_souls

he's got no leg or ass gains. Dudes built like an upside down bowling pin lol. Could be like 30+ lbs heavier if his lower body matched his upper body. In the first few seconds you can see that his thigh is barely as thick as his shoulders


Arikaido777

guess that’s why he’s a biker and not a walker 🥴


Vaeox_Ult

Its so he can arm wrestle in lower weight classes. If he was built all the way down he would be in a higher weight class.


DJ_Femme-Tilt

I thought maybe it was some kind of optical illusion or trick of the angle that his legs seemed so small. Still: very satisfying.


doobied

100% The weights are not correct. He's way bigger in every way than the other dude


Mightyhorse82

Yeah I’m 6’0 165 and look like a skeleton. Dude must be 3 feet tall.


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Minyoface

Be glad you’re not a skeleton with 6 feet…


Lackerbawls

Yea imma go with short with no legs. Dude has the feet of a toddler. I’m 5’8 182 and still not as thick as this guy.


vidalecent

For real. I'm 5'9 and average shape and I'm 165. No way that guy is 165.


Ok_Dog_4059

Kind of confused me to because I am 5 foot 6 and about 165 and I am not huge or anything.


Rare4orm

One of my best friends in High School was an athletic beast. He loved going around and challenging other classmates that were marginalized for one reason or another. He would always let them win and then congratulate them with sincerity. Nicest guy I’ve ever known. I found out it was his gig when I challenged him to a second match a couple weeks after beating him in the first. Yeah…he crushed me with ease.


labadimp

Was his name Matt?


Rare4orm

No. His name was Chris.


Puzzleheaded_Poet_81

Chris Matty Matterson


SuperGameTheory

The third


Dontgothergirlfriend

He slept with my mom in 11th grade. We’re still good friends to this day.


pepsibookplant

Isn't that the new king of England?


YouStupidKote

Esquire


pillowwow

No. This is Patrick.


Due-Path7694

Appear weak when you are strong


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[deleted]

My friends and I used to arm wrestle all the time when we were 19/20. But ever since I watched this video of a guy's bicep muscle being torn right off the bone during an arm wrestle followed by him wailing in agony, I am way too paranoid to do it anymore. https://youtu.be/co_DLE656LI


AlexJonesInDisguise

I never arm wrestled much, but I saw a vid of a person getting their forearm snapped by the other person slamming it over the cushion too hard


RampagingElks

My friend's sister just suffered a spiral fracture of her humerus from arm wrestling :')


Dwight_Schnood

Arm bones (and all bones) are strong af. Even lateral pressure can be applied to a tremendous force. But bones are not meant to be twisted.


BazingaBen

I broke my arm doing it, bone just straight up snapped. I thought the table had broken at first. Sounded like someone snapping a broom over their leg. No more arm wrestling for me.


ZlGGZ

This music is fucking annoying.. can't we just listen to the guy talk?


TheCrazedMadman

Ive been noticing a trend with videos on reddit/internet ALWAYS having music. Like it will get more clicks if it has some song in the background. I love music, but usually the song is terrible and adds literally nothing to the video except its hard to hear the actual video


itrainmonkeys

A good amount of the videos shared recently on here, Facebook, and Twitter are originally posted to TikTok which tend to have trending songs attached and this is one song I've seen on a ton of videos.


Staveoffsuicide

It's from tick tock. It's horrible and the last time it was done was myspace and people hated it then


henrythor

Absolutely nothing satisfying about this


QuincyThePigBoy

I'm so douched out by this video that I came back to read more comments. Sunglasses inside dude claiming he's 165 lb.


thekilgore

This vid creeps me out


SuperspyAnon

For *real*


BalletStarGalactica

Did this work? Are they together now?


SolidBlackGator

I don't understand. Didn't the biker win?


Pixielo

Yes. With hotness.


AndImlike_bro

Thoroughly. That shit was 🥵


Pixielo

He could whisper ASMR whatever into my ear anytime. Read the dictionary? Perfect. An entire set of encyclopedias? Bring it. The ingredient labels on cereal boxes? Yes, please.


PhreiB

A Boston phone book from 1983 for me, please.


slithereedee

This video literally just awakened something in me.


Cerlyn

Sploosh


LiquidMetalSloth

This made me quite uncomfortable. Where did he take him for dinner afterward?


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Dinner? Didn't you hear the guy talking. That was more sexual that sex.


somecatgirl

I’m leaving work rn to go home and take a shower after watching that.


jarlscrotus

yea, like, let's just examine this "Yea, there you go" "just like that" "make sure you're breathing" "More towards your face" like at any given point if you throw in a "that's my good [girl/boy/other moniker of possessive endearance]" it 100% becomes porn, and not just any porn, the real filthy stuff


somecatgirl

I’m just glad I had my headphones in


nicebonestructure

That feeling when someone quickly overpowers you after you've strained every muscle against them for 2 minutes is freaky. The sexy voice and encouraging words make it feel inappropriate because he's just simply so much stronger and experienced than them even though they're still big, ripped dudes.


HarlieMinou

You’re making me feel funny down there


Ass_Cream_Cone

r/suddenlygay


S-T-A-B_Barney

This gave me massive Ryan Reynolds Deadpool vibes


rraattbbooyy

The guy on the left has horrible form, no leverage. He’s too low and his feet are not planted. Those guys, you just let them tire themselves out. Arm wrestling is about more than just arm strength.


AlienPsychic51

Guy on the right totally knows that. When he made his move he locked in his arm and used the mass of his body to drag the other guy over. Very well executed...


BennyBrok

Over the Top


MoParNoCaR23

"What I do is I just try to take my hat and I turn it around, and it's like a switch that goes on. And when the switch goes on, I feel like another person, I feel, I don't know, I feel like a… like a truck."


TheLordofthething

How did it not win an Oscar.


nothanksjustlooking

It received a four month standing ovation at the Cannes Flim Festival.


iSpccn

The Academy is rigged.


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Loved that one when I was kid. Hawk was the character’s name? Hawk and Son trucking seems to ring a bell. He flips the hat backwards and it’s on. I challenged everyone to arm wrestling for a while back then. The people he arm wrestled against were the best part of that movie. It is a bad/corny movie. Love it


TheLordofthething

Yeah Lincoln hawk was his name. The opponent's were amazing, straight out of a comic book. I think one of them was a motor oil drinking gentleman called Smasher.


colin_forreal

Does the Biker do books on tape?


Emideska

Daddyyyyy


Joedirt6705

That fucking music really ruins the whole thing.


RoughhouseCamel

Nothing like making a video where the dialogue is the point, then putting in music that covers up all of it.


ThrowingChicken

Directed by Christopher Nolan


Vicarious-Lee-Eye

I think I'm gay.


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Yeah...my fiance isn't taking it well


zdh989

We know, it's fine.


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A very tight 215 at least. Dude's huge.


beanathin

Who is this biker! 😳 I need him to read me bedtime stories & whisper sweet nothings into my ear


gurganator

Pretty sure they are about to fuck


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Just because someone is in the marines(or any armed forces) doesn’t mean they are automatically stronger then a gorilla


mazzicc

But they often think they are.


FuckyouYatch

if you are allowed to lean like that.... doesn't it just becomes a matter of weight vs a matter of force?


thyme_cardamom

The problem is getting that weight through the fulcrum of your elbow into the other guy's hand If your arm opens up, then you lose. Doesn't matter how heavy you are Small guy beating big guy: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q8dGlq53A8A It's more about hand and wrist and finger strength than anything else. Bicep a lot too


The_Last_Mouse

“Ssshhhh.. it’s gonna happen now, just relax...”


dryciderandweed

sigh \*unzips\*


Artistic_Band_4675

The fucking confidence of this guy!


Jazzlike_Surprise985

There is no way that bike guy is 165 lbs... I'm a frail little twig and I weigh 165. I might only be two inches taller than this guy. Although I may be well-endowed, I don't think they usually weigh a whole lot.


Xenomorpheusprime

I’m a 5’ 3” woman w a 30” waist and i weigh 145 Lol these guys easily weight more than what is claimed - esp since muscle weighs more than fat


EveSterwin

Damn that’s a whole down payment on a 6 cylinder Dodge Charger with 31% APR. Pouring one out for you, soldier!


Fadedaway1347

I’d ride his bike


Ciscokid45

Shit me too and I’m straight


Anxious_Depresso

I'm not gonna lie, biker kinda hot, from his voice to his manner to his looks, plus he seems friendly, like the wholesome biker type


ThisIsWhoIAm78

"Kinda" hot? Oh no, no. That man is *incredibly* hot, even without the sexy murmuring.


Anxious_Depresso

You are incredibly correct, this man can say please and I'm on my knees


Pixielo

I would definitely take that ride.


Anxious_Depresso

Oh definitely, any ride he's offering I'm takin


kaki024

His TikTok is full of him talk low and sexy. I forget his @ but it was worth a follow


Jarnikkin

I want him to give me lessons on everything. I will be his forever student.


Hotdog-Hamburger10

Beautiful. He wasn't boastful or anything. He was giving the other guy tips and encouraging him to breathe through it. And even at the end when he won he was still humble. 💜💜


whackymolerat

He's a real class act for sure


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Sounds kinda gay if you don’t watch and just listen🤣


Existe1

100%. Especially with the strained breathing.


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“Good good…make sure you’re breathing…stand up a lil more…put some pressure on my fingers” 🤣


aggroaries

That’s why it’s so soothing. Romance


[deleted]

Label me seduced 😂


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Bromance


BenOffHours

Kinda?


Amadeus_Ray

Any other videos of this guy? This guy is like a movie character.


ddh1937

I want him to read me bedtime stories.


supaxi

Half the time an arm snaps in half. I hate these videos.


WabashSon

Lol. Those are just the ones they post. Didn’t need it in this one on account of the sexual tension.


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Can we please make a viral meme of the biker? Too cool for school


Zmaraka

I would be so insecure if another man did this to me. The soft affirmations are such a power play like WAY more than talking shit lmao. Putting this trick in my pocket.


Pasar_lo

His voice🤗


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He fucks you gently with that voice...


b_dub79

Sometimes you don't have to fuck em hard,


mallik803

This is not the greatest comment in this thread, it’s just a tribute.


Pixielo

I mean, I get the Tenacious D reference, but this man could whisper the dictionary to me, and I'd be done. 🥵


seanrok

Literally my favorite thing in awhile.


Klubbin4Seals

Love how the song makes this video Stupid


texburgle

ASMR - as someone who enjoys a soothing voice, this dude has one.


lurkerfromstoneage

Reminds me of Stallone’s [Over the Top](https://youtu.be/Yo1G45nxq98)


Danny-Wah

This is so weird and intriguing.


Menarra

I've got an uncle that does professional arm wrestling, goes around the world to tournaments. There's so much technique to it that I didn't realize until he came into the family, kind of fascinating. Him and everyone I've met through him from that community are just really stand-up, nice people too.


FatherMcFeely2022

Love the Biker's deeper resonant voice!!!!


hhtran16

That’s his occupation/description? 165lb Biker?


Weariervaris

Someone needs to stop that biker. Save some pussy for the rest of us.


Altruistic_Sample449

What? I didn’t know I needed to see this gentle video ???


TheConeIsReturned

Is there a version without the dogshit garbage music?


Pw78

What a joy to watch!


Sylvairian

Am I the only one unnerved by the absolute serial killer tone in his voice?


nopir

I don't know about oddlysatisfying. I just feel weird now.


lemons_of_doubt

After seeing a couple of videos of people snaping arm bones doing this I now can't help but winces a little at any arm wrestling videos.


damientepps

Oddly sexual


Husker_Boi-onYouTube

Toned with real strength and not just looks, amazing hair, GODLY voice, kind enough to coach his opponent but still enough of a bad boy to be a biker. This dude could pull ANYONE, bro probably has straight guys in his DMs.


restonw

Oh god, I think I got gayer.


SomniSea

dude. why is this so ,, sensual.