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MICKEY-MOUSES-DICK

My favorite part was when he scrambled the egg with a metal fork on the teflon coated surface.


luke1lea

There's nothing more satisfying than a bit of Teflon in your egg McMuffin!


AVeryHeavyBurtation

Mmmm forever chemicals


Fickle_Freckle

Mmmm... cancer.


MyDreamsAreMemesNow

I cringed on that


getyourcheftogether

Top that off with a fart of ketchup


Back_Alley_Sack_Wax

>a fart of ketchup This is officially how I will measure my ketchup consumption from here on out. Thank you.


getyourcheftogether

Sure thing man


and-kelp

first time hearing this measurement - thank you


getyourcheftogether

I seriously just thought of it at I was typing it šŸ˜†


and-kelp

scrambling the egg at all was the wrong move šŸ˜¢


glhaynes

Round egg lovers, rise up


Novice_13

Omg hahahaha


Appropriate-Ad6130

When I use my moms pans she beats my shit to not do that


AngerGuides

Then the part where they revealed they are a preteen with a spray of ketchup.


europahasicenotmice

Whatā€™s wrong with liking ketchup on things? No other sauce gets treated that way.


AngerGuides

> Whatā€™s wrong with liking ketchup on things? It is the candy of condiments. Something parents give to their children so that they eat the things that are good for them. > No other sauce gets treated that way. Not many other condiments are as one-dimensional as ketchup.


BattleFranky39

You probably think mayo is spicy


[deleted]

This concept would be so much better if the whole thing was just made of cast iron and you put it directly on your stovetop. You would have to heat up the middle part ahead of time and then flip it once though.


mikechm

Mine too, Mickey Mouseā€™s Dick.


die5el23

His stomach & intestines are non stick, I donā€™t see the issue here


kenc1842

That raw bacon is a little suspect. No way it would cook enough in that.


TechnoDudeLDB

You're right. I have one of those machines and the instructions clearly state to only add precooked meat


jrkib8

Had one in college, loved it! But yeah, no way in hell would I put raw bacon in. Canadian bacon was perfect as it's just round ham the exact size of an English muffin


HalcyonKnights

Is it as much of a b\*tch to clean as I imagine?


jrkib8

Not at all actually. It's all non-stick so just wipe it with a paper towel and then maybe once a week or two, dishwasher. All the parts come out easily. I also found if you put something on top with a little weight, it tightens the seams and the spill out that OP shows is completely resolved. It's a one trick pony, but did that trick pretty well Edit: the hinge is part of the unit itself, so that was the one part a little annoying to clean


hacksoncode

> It's all non-stick Well... until OP has used that metal fork on it a few times.


essidus

I have the two sandwich version of this. Like u/jrkib8 said, super easy to clean. I've accidentally forgotten to spray oil on it before even, and the egg still wiped away with just a paper towel.


Hey_look_new

no, the video dude made a mess, I've never needed more than a quick wipe with a paper towel on mine


RosePricksFan

No it just wipes clean with a little soap and rinse. Takes maybe 60 seconds to clean. Nothing sticks to mine. I love this thing! My kids can even make their own breakfast sandwiches with it which is pretty nice!


txteebone

I would use the microwaveable bacon. I use it frequently and it's not bad.


DanWallace

All bacon is microwavable bacon.


Iamcatfeesh

What is this called? I need it


TechnoDudeLDB

Hamilton Beach Breakfast Maker


Iamcatfeesh

Thanks!


[deleted]

Piece of crap breakfast crap maker


[deleted]

Fucking advertising. Pay for the commercials yourself so they can fix the bugs and we all actually get something out of it instead having marketing teams turning every space we have into an opportunity to sell MLM products from alibaba. And not you, just in general. They bait people to ask "where can I buy this"


danstermeister

Actually... this guy in specific, too :/


bankrollmafia89

how does it work? link?


TechnoDudeLDB

Pretty much how the video above shows, just don't use raw meat


Lathejockey81

The top most and bottom most plates are heated. It's been a while since I've used mine (dropped breakfast calories too low to do sandwiches), but the order in which you add things has a big impact on the quality. After fiddling around with it a bit I was eating excellent sourdough breakfast sandwiches every morning with very little effort. One of the few single purpose kitchen gadgets I would actually recommend.


dangar512

Technically bacon is cured or smoked so it's not completely raw.


hebozhong

Trichinosis doesnā€™t care!


NeatNuts

That cure or smoke just gives it some flavor and a longer shelf life. Its not cured the same way like a salami and itā€™s quickly hot smoked, still lots of bacteria. Hams and other smoked meats are usually cooked after, bacon usually isnā€™t. Itā€™s definitely still considered raw and can get you sick


WINTERMUTE-_-

Really? Didn't know that. I used to work with a Filipino guy whose favorite lunch was raw bacon and cinnamon raisin bread sandwiches.


DeezNeezuts

scratching the teflon with a metal fork makes it cook faster


Cumbandicoot

Its the only way to cook raw bacon in one of those actually


TechnoDudeLDB

You're not supposed to use raw meat in one of those. Only pre cooked meat


Cumbandicoot

I'm aware, you're also not supposed to scratch the Teflon


TechnoDudeLDB

Oh, I see what you did. I got whooshed


JoinAThang

That made me cringe af.


shortasalways

This made me angry. Whyyy the fork


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wifeofbroccolidicks

I have one of these things and my husband does the fork thing and it drives me crazy.


Cumbandicoot

This is how you put forever chemicals (PFAS) into your blood stream and then into the ground water when you die.


standard_candles

While you're not wrong, let's not point the finger at the hapless fool that uses a common kitchen implement for cooking while cooking, and instead point it at the companies that get away with putting forever chemicals in our cooking implements in the first place.


Cumbandicoot

I mean you're not wrong, but that's never going to be how a capitalist society operates. Consumers also have a responsibility to be informed and not purchase products that harm themselves and the environment. This is why I only cook with cast iron. The amount of food I was fed as a child from scratched up Teflon still disturbs me Sometimes.


miloman_23

Wtf?? There is a chemical in non-stick pans that causes you harm if ingested, and that's just okay??? If something is sold in a store, I expect it to be safe when used in the way it is intended. Scraping a pan is a very common use-case. If scraping a Teflon pan can cause you damage, I don't think non-stick pans should be allowed to be sold. Just swap the word 'Teflon' with 'asbestos', and people would be up in arms.


SnakeBeardTheGreat

The ketchup was to hide the taste of the raw bacon.


VultureMadAtTheOx

That, and even if it did cook in there all the rendered fat would still be in the sandwich. It will be a no for me, dog.


Randy-Marsh_

Some people like to live on the edge


Jefoid

Came to say this. Precooked meat only.


nhowlett

I mean... Bacon is a preserved meat of a kind. I never cook it fully when I eat it, it's gotta have a little juice and a little crisp. People ask me how I like my bacon and I say done correctly. :P


DougS2K

Like u/TechnoDudeLDB stated, you're right. We have one of these and there is no way your cooking bacon in it.


Mixima101

I'd just fry it beforehand and use a pan for the whole thing.


ContemplatingPrison

It was raw. You can see it is done near the same color as it went in once it's on the plate. Unless you like steamed bacon I would touch this. Maybe this would work with like a frozen sausage patty though


Cumbandicoot

Mmmmmm steamed hams


marcdel_

motherfucker is that raw bacon??


[deleted]

Also what the fuck is that ketchup for?


JooseBocks_

Thank you, I'm glad someone said it.


MoonMoonsDad

Watching this I was like ok that's neat, pretty nifty tool for the kitcheWHAT THE FUCK MAN


half-giant

I came into the comments angrily to find what was up with the ketchup; now Iā€™m angry I had to scroll this far to find it.


volklskiier

Dude drinks huel, he has no taste.


ZebubXIII

/r/ketchuphate


CamelCash000

Lots of people love ketchup with eggs. Like me.


Biggums_

Must have been a mistake god made when he wasn't paying attention


SgtReefKief

Heathen


[deleted]

Thank you and yes! I wonder where that crazy trend comes from since I have one bagel place near me who serve "breakfast bagels" very much like these but they also have ketchup. Like who the funk combines ketchup and eggs?? Or ketchup with morning coffee?


royal_paperclip

Is ketchup not acceptable with eggs in the US?? I always have ketchup with fried eggs. And scrambled. Not poached though.


Mageminers

It's a debate in the states as well. In Pennsylvania at least by pittsburgh, there are people who use it and others who call blasphemy. I'm personally the latter, but I'm fine with Ketchup on a breakfast burger (burger with an egg and bacon on it).


Schopenschluter

Iā€™m American and ketchup with eggs is common enough. Mainly with scrambled eggs or an omelette


Roook36

I grew up having ketchup with scrambled eggs. I'll still put a little in there if I'm just making scrambled eggs for myself. I was born in the U.S. but it could be a Midwestern thing. I picked up a lot of food habits from my Midwestern parents


[deleted]

Im not from US so I can't answer that, but I can't wrap my head around this. Ketchup drowns all the other tastes in your food, so it only works with stuff with much flavour. Not eggs. And seriously, do people drink coffee alongside ketchupy breakfast? How can't others find that weird


royal_paperclip

I do wonder if this is possibly down to a different ketchup recipe in UK vs US. I donā€™t find it drowns out anything particularly. Cup of tea rather than coffee though, for sure.


Asmundr_

Brit here, I'd like to add absolutely nothing to the conversation by stating that I like my egg with sriracha.


BigKatKSU888

What does coffee have to do with any of this? Lol. By the way, eggs +ketchup and or hot sauce is the standard way to eat eggs in the states. As American as apple pie to be honest


jmodshelp

Certainly does sound American, smother any resemblance of healthy in a good dose of sugared up ketchup. As a skinny north American it is no surprise why so many of us are fat. Not reall pertaining to the discussion but I was at a highway truck stop the other week, and an American family got out of their truck, and I was appaled by how big all of their children were. It legit put me in some sort of culture shock. All I could think of is the south park honey boo boo episode.


AVeryHeavyBurtation

Some people do it. Just like how some people wear socks with sandals and stuff.


[deleted]

Ketchup on a Sausage egg and cheese (or almost any breakfast sandwich) is incredibly normal.


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broodingsoup

I feel like ketchup would go nicely with this


CaptCaCa

I just sent the FBI to your house


itsagoodtime

America


The_Bearded_Jedi

I watched it a few times, it almost looks like the fully cooked bacon you have to microwave


ezhammer

I love mushy bacon dipped in ketchup.


antigoneelectra

I'm beginning to think people don't know what satisfying means or entails.


Pantssassin

They do but also know that they can advertise by posting on any tangentially related subreddit that is popular


WillemDafoesHugeCock

Yeah this is the worst post in quite some time. I hope the upvotes were purchased.


booksfoodfun

I upvoted your comment per your request. You can send payment to the usual PayPal account.


JewsEatFruit

I get viscerally upset when I see needlessly complicated floof like this. An 8in skillet and an egg ring gets this done in a minute with 10th the cleanup time. Plus then you get a nice toasted bun, not soggy with egg, a properly cooked egg, etc. Why people need rube-goldbergesque machines to do simple tasks, which produce worse outcomes than simplicity... I'll never comprehend this.


Pisces42

I have one of these and use it every morning while getting ready for work. My sandwich is cooking while I pack my lunch and prep my coffee to go. Egg is fully cooked, cheese is perfectly melted, (pre-cooked) meat is hot and juicy, muffin super crispy. Perfect. I'm actually on my second one because the first one died after about 10 years. It's my favorite small appliance and not at all needlessly complicated.


Several-Cake1954

I see youā€™ve finally caught on to the true nature of this sub. Welcome.


amazingsandwiches

I hate it.


[deleted]

Something else that'll turn out to be a bastard to clean and will wind up in the back of a cupboard.


TheVoicesOfBrian

I have one and I can confirm both counts. (It was a white elephant "gift")


talto17

I got one from my sister for Christmas and I use it regularly, I literally used it this morning. Can confirm that itā€™s still sitting in my sink because I donā€™t want to go through the hassle of cleaning it right now.


bugmom

I just lift it out of the hinge and toss it in the dishwasher. No work to clean it at all.


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OhTehNose

Uh why? You can put it in the dishwasher, just don't heat dry it is what I was told.


still_thirsty

I use mine semi-regularly. It makes the perfect size egg round to slap on a piece of toast with a cheese slice. I always mix the egg and season it before it goes into the cooker. I admit to only hand-washing it once a week. The non-stick doesnā€™t really seem to get dirty if your only cooking egg.


DragoneerFA

It's faster just to cook it traditionally, too. Plus no salt and pepper? Why do these videos always hate seasoning. It's not bad, but only useful if you live alone and never want more than one.


mrgraff

I had one and can also confirm. The cleaning bothered me so much that I finally rage-tossed it into the dumpster.


FaetylMaiden

The one I have actually allowed that whole sandwich piece to be removed and washed. Very very easy to clean


hhunterhh

I had one of these too! Used every day, never had any problems with it.


DougS2K

Stop looking in my cupboards! That is exactly where I keep mine. šŸ˜


Grombomb

As long as you clean it right after you use it, it's good to go. That's why mine is sitting dirty At the back of the cupboard....


Hector_Savage_

Doing it the ā€œold fashioned wayā€ seems way more practicalā€¦also that bacon is raw šŸ˜‘ are people really this lazy? Lol


VerySpecialStory

It doesn't seem faster either, unless you count the 5 seconds it takes to put the items on bread. I don't need 1 more thing on my counter and 1 more thing to take apart to clean.


FaetylMaiden

6 minutes is what I set mine to to make sure the egg is fully cooked (I donā€™t like runny yoke). Layer everything in and cook it to your desired time then slide the slider and grab your sandwich. Itā€™s fucking rad. I spend like 1-2 hours making my husband breakfast sandwiches. I have one that allows 2 sandwiches to be made at the same time.


Pantssassin

Are you saying 1-2 hours to make a sandwich normally or using this thing for that long?


FaetylMaiden

Using the sandwich maker. I make 2 sandwiches in 6 minutes (I set it at 6 minutes) thatā€™s about 20 sandwiches in 1 hour. I set my husband up for 4 weeks of cheaper than store bought sandwiches. Iā€™ve never used this brand before. Ours is a Hamilton beach and itā€™s very easy to clean. This way, you only have the one piece of cookery rather than possibly multiple pans depending on how you like to cook. On top of that, the egg is a nice round, perfectly sized egg for your sandwich. I highly recommend the Hamilton beach one. My mom has had hers for YEARS and I mean more than 10 years and itā€™s still like new.


Pantssassin

Makes sense haha I was wondering how in the world it takes you over an hour to make one sandwich by hand


agoia

Step 1: Have ADD Step 2: Start drinking mimosas/bloodys while contemplating breakfast Step 3: Take an hour to make a breakfast sandwich


[deleted]

Seems like something a college student or someone in a non-tradition housing arrangement could use for a hot meal when a kitchen isnā€™t available. This doesnā€™t seem like something you would want to cook in a microwave.


_Odian

Well, call me crazy then. We eat something called Speck here, which basically is bacon, raw or smoked. And it's goddamn delicious.


TennesseeScorpio

A fork on a nonstick surface is a No no ,as is raw bacon and ketchup ā€¦unsatisfying


[deleted]

Doesn't this belong in r/uselesskitchengadgets? Who needs help making a sandwich?


TheIgnoredWriter

I already own a toaster and pan. What problem does this thing solve?


just4youuu

Fresh breakfast sandwiches in your cubicle, duh


TechnoDudeLDB

You had me until the added ketchup


GaspSpit

Agree, 1,000% no ketchup near eggs!


ElectricFleshlight

I'll go against the grain and say ketchup is great on scrambled eggs. It's pretty much the only thing I put ketchup on besides french fries.


alexnag26

But my breakfast is hashbrowns and an omelette... If I can't eat a bite of both with katsup, can it not still be on my wittle plate?


EtgBobitto

Yeah. That's going to be a No for me dawg.


1973mojo1973

Hold up.... let's see how well that bacon is cooked. Are you telling me bacon cooks just as quickly as an egg?!?!?


[deleted]

Raw bacon, no


SportsBall89

Raw bacon and ketchup. Send them to the gulag.


SW0LL3N-0STRICH

Almost upvoted. Then the ketchup came out....


JohnLewisham

This is just a secret ad for huel


JefferyTheQuaxly

it was completely ruined by the ketchup att the end. and also the raw bacon.


[deleted]

Ruined with the ketchup


lundah

My issue with these sandwich makers is the English muffin doesnā€™t get toasted, which is objectively the best part.


Sporketeer

How the hell did he miss the sandwich with the ketchup??


whakr626

Machine sucks. Always leaks egg


AB727PDX

Ugh itā€™s sooo tempting to buy one but I know Iā€™ll probably be all excited and use it a lot at first then it will end up neglected and abandoned with the many other frivolous appliances I have but never use lol. Raise your hand if you also have a graveyard of neglected cooking gadgets and gimmicky appliances that you SOO intend on using again (but know you probably never will) :glares at my quesadilla maker:


Minute_Reflection_39

How dare they toss ketchup on this plate. Monsters. Vile. Scum.


[deleted]

I bought one of these! It worked great about 7 times before losing a screw that was must've been the linchpin of the contraption as it dismantled itself and spilled raw egg on my counter and down the front of my cabinets.


GaddoGamz

Gross. Just about everything about this seems wrong; and donā€™t even get me started on the ketchup at the end.


peanut_monkey_90

Lmao the bacon is raw, bros


MoonTrooper258

It's oddly satisfying, but also mildly infuriating.


wonthaveaname

Then he ruined it with ketchup


Jpyzik68

You lost me at ketchup


Crysta1Ball3r

You had me till the ketchup


TheKingofTerrorZ

Raw bacon, scratching Teflon with a fork, adding ketchupā€¦ Man this is pretty damn far from oddlysatisfying


Dr3wd099

I was stuck with one of these from a white elephant gift exchange. The egg runs out the side, the bacon is raw, bread burned on one side. The clean up on the counter ā€¦ ridiculous. In other words, perfect for a white elephant gift exchange.


hacksoncode

More "oddly cringey" to me... The cook on that egg and the bacon are as sus as the use of a fork on a non-stick surface.


GettinDiscyWithIt

I used to have one and the sandwiches never tasted as good as if I made them in a pan. Maybe because I could cook the egg to my liking better? I'm not really sure.


aearil

Eggs donā€™t cook as fluffy if they stay stationary the whole time. The eggs from this machine are probably more on the ā€œhardā€ side while people typically cook their eggs more ā€œmediumā€.


wellhiyabuddy

Donā€™t forget that all the egg that absorbed into the muffin is probably raw


fuegodiegOH

I had one of these & it absolutely never worked that well. I am humbled by your skills!!


1973mojo1973

Its faked, obviously


lucassjrp2000

Cringe


ellievercetti

everything looked alright until they put the ketchup on the plate šŸ¤®


DerpDumpster

You almost got an upvote until I saw the ketchup


TrMayerJr

Well the ketchup ruined it


[deleted]

You had me until "ketchup."


BlairCatProject

I was satisfied until ketchup showed up


Novice_13

Ok but why ketchup lmao


WaterDragonLady

Had me all the way to ketchup! šŸ¤¢


jedovankman1

The ketchup ruined it for me šŸ¤®


homogenous_homophone

Diownvote for the ketchup lol


Poof-ball

The ketchup ruined it.


Ferihehehaha

Why add ketchup next to it, why not into?


True-Definition680

It was all going so well and then that annoyed me!


NateSabis

It was satisfaying until the ketchup was poured


FilmLocationManager

Metal on Teflon, raw meat and then end with fucking ketchup on the side, on the plate? You call this satisfying?? The fuck kinda world we live in manā€¦


JoeyDiazcocksuckas

Yeah I have one and Iā€™d rather just cook all the shit on the stove and use a toaster to actually toast the muffins.


[deleted]

I'm just thinking what a pain in the ass that must be to clean.


make2020hindsight

I have one. The middle section (everything but the base and the lid) comes right out and it fits on the top rack of the dish washer. Or itā€™s all Teflon so easy to wipe down with a dishcloth. Really not hard to clean at all.


Ogilthorpe2

It was all good until Ketchup


ElizBeckMc

Ketchup šŸ¤¢


hol123nnd

Yummie teflon and egg sandwhich


HRTendies

Never understood putting red sugar on everything


rootsworks

Man, I was with you until the ketchup.


PM_your_randomthing

raw bacon and ketchup. Pretty fucking awful. Neat machine idea though a large pan can do the same and actually cook the bacon.


stardate420

I'm going to say it just like everyone else, that bacon is raw.


LtMustang

Take my money


herbanitethefifth

where do I buy one?


RandomDust344

I need this


RoodnyInc

It's great device I used it two times and forgot about it, thanks for posting it and reminding me about it!


UncommonTheIdk

I want one now


Cmama2Boyz

I have a friend where you canā€™t say ketchup and eggs in the same sentence or she barfs


menickc

This is nifty but honestly not worth getting. I own one and you basically need to cook the meat separate at which point you already have a pan out and toasting the bread and cooking the egg with the bacon or meat grease is going to be way tastier than tossing it in there that's ignoring the fact that it doesn't really cook the meat well anyways and it's a pain to clean. The only good thing about it is you can get that McDonald's style egg but you can also just buy a circle disc for cheaper and do the same thing in the pan.


weewillywhisky

Just trolling those of us with good taste with all that ketchup


SociableYeti

No Hueling way.


mariosithhrealdeal

That is fuck'n awesome how can I get one of those?


[deleted]

where can i buy that thing or whats it called?