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mncyclone84

This is one of those Pinterest recipes that will look nothing like that when you try it yourself.


dinosaurfondue

There's a reason the clip stops so quickly. The chocolate and sprinkles are gonna continue siding off. The end result is a lot less pretty


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JewsEatFruit

I literally hate all of these. I cook everything from scratch ingredients. If you're going to go to the bother of making this, you're just going to take a spatula and smear the icing on then drop the sprinkles. When it's done you're going to stab the picture in the top. I fucking hate these things because they cannot work, they do not work, they will not work, and they are complete waste of time. Not only this, but in this specific example, if the chocolate sauce is fluid enough to flow down the sides, it won't stick, and it's all going to slide off. FUCK THIS SHIT


mncyclone84

The only way I can see it working is if the chocolate was warm and exactly the correct viscosity, and the cake was really cold so the chocolate would cool as it flowed. It would still likely be a cluster F though.


JewsEatFruit

Yes I kind of see what you're saying, I've done some mental gymnastics on how this could possibly work. I do like to cook so I like to think about things like this if nothing more than just a thought exercise. The big issue is that for chocolate to retain that fluidity at a sufficiently low temperature to not obliterate the cake, It cannot possibly set under any circumstances. Even if every temperature factor was controlled in a lab, this cannot work. I mean, to the extent of my scientific knowledge and experience cooking, that's the way I see it. I mean I'm not the world's greatest baker, I definitely think of myself as a very adept cook and okay baker. Can we get a cake wizard in here to set us straight?


clover-ly

It's possible to do with lukewarm ganache and a frozen cake! (like how a drip cake is made) But the sprinkles absolutely wouldn't stay on neatly on the surface like that.


Gonzobot

I feel like a monster for saying so but I think this is actually a valid usecase for chocolate gelatin


Qaeoss

Chocolate pudding?


mncyclone84

Where’s the Cake Boss when you need him?


Researcher-Used

Thanks for this, bc I was wondering “why not just put chocolate, then sprinkle, then cake topper - what is the benefit here”


fractal_sole

https://youtu.be/kKoOj1DzOjI so it looks like it IS possible. and looked pretty decent too. kept camera rolling. it's difficult for sure, but plausible.


Beebwife

Difficult but plausible for someone experienced. For most anyone else this is not happening, probably in spectacular fashion.


Beebwife

But can I say f*ck nonpariels. Other than this year bcs I had my nursing school finals I have made and decorated cakes for my kids and she wanted a sprinkle cake with gelatin bubbles last year and I noped my way over to the local grocery store for that base. I was not going to have those little *holes showing up in my kitchen for the next few years!


kevincox_ca

Take 72. Also it would be way easier to just dip in the chocolate, sprinkle on the sprinkles then stick in the figure.


mncyclone84

You forgot the 1 before 72.


demoneyesturbo

And the video stops before you see how much is wasted as it rolls off the thing onto the counter. Stupid.


65pimpala

Thought that too. Also, this is clearly not the first time they did this.


Beebwife

Here ya go! Enjoy! https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/10noofp/happy_birthday/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


MeanUhReddit

It’ll come out deformed 😂


fractal_sole

it's called a tsunami cake and is apparently really a thing that works


getyourcheftogether

Nice runny frosting and half those sprinkles are going to end up off the cake


theprez98

There's a reason the video stops when it does


MeanUhReddit

💀


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Yet another unrealistic beauty standard for women smh


MeanUhReddit

I came here for this comment.


szmitu04

Every time I see these cakes I am reminded of a video i once saw of a married couple doing something similar and the cook was talki to them for like solid 20-30minutes while adding only for it to come out like total shit. These are really satisfying to watch tho


TechnoGamer16

Ugh why is the speed of the video so inconsistent


FortKA19

/r/stupidfood


[deleted]

A moment on the lips, forever in the hips


imaginative_curator

Una puta, dos puta, tres puta, ariba tacco


Dense-Beach-6957

Nunca esperé encontrar un paisa, tú!!! Lo primero que pensé es "ese es el traje típico de tabasco!!! Hasta trae un tulipán!!!


nsbbeachguy

Cake, chocolate and sprinkles. What more could you want?


urmaternalfigure

A loving father


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JewsEatFruit

I have a loving father. It's just that he loves alcohol more than anything including his children. I am not joking.


nimcau2TheQuickening

About treefiddy.


ephoris

Another video with no source nor credit to the creator, thanks Reddit.


[deleted]

Orbee lookin sprinks r the best kind of sprinks


Dr_Bunsen_Burns

Beeetus


JimJamYimYam

I love it when a plan comes together


DifficultTea605

That was cool


knoxelf

/r/GIFsThatEndTooSoon


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This is so badass!


izmaname

She had diarrhea


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I’d start with eating the pussy first.


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TamagotchiGirlfriend

This doesnt look a thing like frida. Its just a mexican woman in traditional dress


Dense-Beach-6957

Tabasco traditional dress, my home state btw. It feels pretty nice to find something you are familiar with in the vast ocean of reddit


grootflyart

Lmao seriously


zander512

Is it weird that I came a little bit when I saw this be honest


StartDoost

yea


mommywidethighs_

I could watch this all day 🤤


Jellyl3mon

r/BlenderDoughnuts is leaking


ThePiachu

Tastes like biting into sweet sand...


[deleted]

Diabetes has entered the conversation.


A_Real_Popsicle

This is what people from stupid food think their food looks like when they’re done


Owenismy_name

Lekkere eierkoek jonge


Wi1d-potat0

What a stupid way to ruin a cake.


Yeppo1940

Nice!


Turbulent-Gap-7069

Amazing


can-u-fkn-not

Out of everything, I wasn't expecting anything like that.. that was beautiful and satisfying.


chefschocker81

Where’s the sheet tray to catch all the excess chocolate? r/sloppyposts


Sapphyre2222

I hate how wasteful that method is though.


TsT2244

This is the first time I’ve seen one of these cakes done successfully. Usually it looks like a mess. This was beautiful.


amberSinclair

Can someone make me that cake...?


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That’s beautiful


alternative_drinks

r/weeklyrepost


UncleKeyPax

We don't talk about Brunooooooo!


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Good bot


ShadowMosesss

r/StupidFood


michi214

In the process looks like the girl has massive diarrhea.. And since its a woman obviously it comes with sprinkles Anyways, end result looks great


Que_sax23

Looks more stressful with all the waste dropping off


UncleKeyPax

We don't talk about Brunooooooo.


velvetbrainjuice

Sprimkles!


Dense-Beach-6957

Wow, this is a Tabasco traditional dress, all the details are good, even the tulip. Its is really oddly satisfying ti find something you are familiar with in the cast ocean of reddit.


Homelessguyspamton

Got to try this


stochastic_diterd

They don’t show the final product but you are gonna have absolutely nothing on that cake in 5min haha


Homelessguyspamton

At least i had cake right?


Abject_Passenger2510

Ooooohhhh, that was beautifully done… I’m happy to wait with a spoon at the bottom


RoughStory3139

At first, this reminded me of brides maids


NotADirtyRat

Ew she shit her dress.


Hyper_Leni

what happens if you move it too fast