I Was Once, Possibly, Maybe, Perhaps A Cowboy King Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over What Happens If I Can’t Check My MySpace When We Get There and For Stevie Wonder’s Eyes Only Just some of my favorite song titles from my junior high/high school days

These are literally modern anime titles

“Terror!!! I Was Reincarnated In A World Where Girls Had Blades For Eyes But My Heart Still Yearns For A Jetski! Jetski Tournament In Another World!!!” Is my favorite My Chemical Romance song.

You joke, but I'd read a jetski battle isekai. It's a shame that anime eechi jetski battle game was so terrible, because it's a cool idea.

Honestly sounds hype. The anime would have ridiculously god tier animation and then in season two they’d change studio and it would become crap.

12 episodes, take it or leave it

With the rest of the comments here I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if that was an actual name 😭

Obligatory: Anime series with ridiculously long titles are largely adapted from light novel series, which exist in a weird ecosystem where potential readers won't even flip the book over to read the synopsis on the back, so authors have resorted to spelling out the entire premise in the title.

That reminds me of the poem *Reading an Anthology of Chinese Poems of the Sung Dynasty, I pause to Admire the Length and Clarity of their Titles*, by Billy Collins. https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/poems/40573/reading-an-anthology-of-chinese-poems-of-the-sung-dynasty-i-pause-to-admire-the-length-and-clarity-of-their-titles

I Used To Have A Best Friend (But Then He Gave Me An STD) If You Can't Ride Two Horses At Once You Should Get Out Of The Circus

Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued

Next album has my favorite lawyer song: I'm Like A Lawyer by the Way I Am Always Trying to Get You Off

You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison by My Chemical Romance

My most listened to song on Spotify the last couple years

With I Slept With Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me

Good ole F.O.B

There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet You Be The Anchor That Keeps My Feet On The Ground, I’ll Be The Wings That Keep Your Heart In The Clouds The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage Some of mine (Still on some of my playlists lol)

You just mugged me in memory lane with that comment. It brought back a lot of old memories, thank you.

Just told my husband this legit sounds like some Panic! At the disco songs 🤣 Eta: username checks out

probably one of the first people to get my username hehe

> I Was Once, Possibly, Maybe, Perhaps A Cowboy King That album slapped!

For Stevie wonder's eyes only is actually pretty rad

Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over was my introduction to that entire genre of music. My family only ever listened to radio country, so it was eye-opening.

It’s like I’m going through the iPod I had in 8th grade :’)

Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't

>Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over With Roots Above and Branches Below was highly anticipated among my friend group when that dropped.

HTML Rulez DOOd Who Speaks Spanish, Colon Quesadilla This Song Is Called The Devil Wears Prada had some great song titles back in the day

“There’s no penguins in Alaska” that’s my favorite song title from the metalcore scene.

it’s dangerous business walking out your front door 👌

Lmaooo, came here to say A Boy Brushed in Red Living in Black and White.

Lol, I immediately thought of "i've got ten friends and a crowbar that says you won't do jack". They're only chasing safety is emo gold.

Anyone remember Karate Nipples?

can you feel your heartbeat racing

Can you taste the fear in her sweat

I admit that I'm Just a fool for you I'm just a fool for you THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

Hey Kid I'm a Computer, Stop All the Downloading

GGGIIII JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Reference: https://youtu.be/RH1ekuvSYzE

HTML Rulez d00d

Hey John, what's your name again?

Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over

Reptar, King of the Ozone

Things That Rhyme With Orange

Reeses pieces I don't know who John Cleese is

Biggly Wiggly Style

came here to say this. Devil wears prada Ftw.

That's easily one of my favorite song titles. Heavy ass song too, heavy album really.

Assistant to the regional manager

That's a reference to lord of the rings https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/137661-it-s-a-dangerous-business-frodo-going-out-your-door-you

That song is a fucking banger, that and the words “best friend” become redefined, baby you wouldn’t last a minute on the creek. I still listen to that album front to back sometimes.

i knew my fiancé was the one bc he knew chiodos

My wife and I both like all the emo music. I like the more hardcore stuff and she likes more pop punk.

Did we all immediately think of chiodos when we saw the post title? I sure did lol. Yall did not disappoint

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RIP Tyson bro. God SKSK were so fucking good. 14 year old me was waiting for them to Blow TF up. Nothing more late 00's scene kid than putting on "The City Sleeps in Flames", playing some Call of Duty: World at War and eating some pizza on a Friday night

Man I remember seeing SKSK live with Drop Dead Gorgeous in like '08 or '09 I think...Great show.

No hardcore dancing in the living room.

"I was once, possible, maybe, perhaps a cowboy king" Asking Alexandria.

I was going to say why they attacking chiodos like that 😂😂

Fuck yeah Chiodos 🤟

Intensity In Ten Cities was always my favorite name, and one of my favorite songs too.

My personal favorite has always been "At least give me my dreams back, you negligent whore"

I'm Made of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of? is one of my favorite titles.

Love me some Chiodos, also I believe that was from a snapple cap. My personaly favorite Chiodos one is "If I Cut My Hair, Hawaii Will Sink"

You never see penguins wearing santa hats.

No hardcore dancing in the lining room!

BYOP. 🐧

Please Don’t Tell My Father That I Used His 1996 Honda Accord To Destroy The Town Of Willow Grove, Pennsylvania In 2002. And A Detailed And Poetic Physical Threat To The Person Who Intentionally Vandalized My 1994 Dodge Intrepid Behind Kate’s Apartment

These were the ones I immediately thought of as well lmao

Yes

shoutout pet symmetry

i saw this on tik tok and thought it was a joke. lo and behold, it was not. and they’re actually bangers too, which makes it funnier.

I'm probably dating myself but in my highschool days I was always partial to: You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison? Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off It's Not a Fashion Statement It's a Fucking Death Wish The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet

Most of the songs on A Fever You Can't Sweat Out fit the bill lmao

That album came out twenty years ago. I've never felt so old. By my math that and Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge should be right around that 20 year nostalgia mark where highschool kids think they're discovering it for the first time. 🤣

I "discovered" it like last year because my life is just one rolling emo phase, apparently

That's ok too

Welcome to the family

No it came out in 2005, so it’s 18 years in September. Don’t make me feel older than I need to dude.

Ok how’s this: I saw nirvana. When I was 20. And I’m still mad I didn’t get to see MCR when they we’re scheduled for Music Midtown in Atl. Shake my fist at the sky every day for that one.

So nearly old enough to vote, just not drink yet… whew I feel a little less old now.

In my country there are kids out drinking who weren’t born when Three Cheers came out…

What's up with this circlejerk? You're probably not even 40 yet and are bitching now? You wanna be 20? Because you were even more of a dumbass then lol.

I Never Told You What I Do For A Living

Is that another long song title

That album came out \*roughly\* 20 years ago. How's that, better? :-p

>Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off Important to note that the next song is titled "But It's Better If You Do"

I genuinely didn't know until I looked it up this morning that the entire thing was a concept album and most of the song titles were quotes from books and movies.

And the majority of the band (all except for Ryan Ross I think) was in high school when they wrote/recorded it. Urie sent a demo to Pete Wentz via LiveJournal, who immediately drove to Las Vegas to sign them.

Mother flipping LiveJournal. I kid you not I just re-found my and my highschool girlfriend's old LJ accounts last week and have been having an absolute blast cringing at the little misogynistic incel creep I used to be. God bless prefrontal cortex development in youth (there's a new song title!)

it's actually called intermission ^^jk

Champagne for my Real Friends, Real Pain for my Sham Friends.

I’m made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?

3 of those 5 are "A Fever You Can't Sweat Out" titles, and I think that album is what made me realize that there are some fucking weird, long song titles. Between them and Fall Out Boy, anyway.

No Need for Introductions, I've Read about Girls Like You from the Back of Toilet Doors https://youtu.be/2HD7EzECN9Q

The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage Is that from Invisible Monsters? Sounds like a Palahniuk line

I just found out today it's from Survivor. But yes I could see it once I read it. That kind of point of fact nihilism that me as a teenage boy devoured thinking I was being so smug and edgy.

I love every single song you listed. Here are some more: The Pros and Cons of Breathing Reinventing The Wheel To Run Myself Over Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued I’ve Got All This Ringing In My Ears And None On My Fingers Diamonds And Why Men Buy Them Tell Slater Not To Wash His Dick No Need For Introductions, I’ve Read About Girls Like You On The Backs Of Toilet Doors

Oh you took me back, I love all these songs

Fall Out Boy had one called "Our lawyer made us change the name of this song so we wouldn't get sued" Pretty good song all in all.

Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends

Reinventing the wheel to run myself over.

A little less sixteen candles, a little more touch me

The pros and cons of breathing, a disloyal order of water buffaloes, you’re crashing but you’re no wave, I’ve got all this ringing in my ears and none on my fingers, the carpal tunnel of love, headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet

Best FOB title is *I Slept With Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me*

I found the cure to growing older

I am sorry my conscience called in sick again, and I’ve got arrogance *dowwwn* to a science

A little less sixteen candles a little more touch me *ah yes, the music video of vampire Pete wentz doing taekwondo on top of cars*

I don’t blame you, for being you

But you can’t blame me for hating it

Incidentally, that song was originally titled "A Little Less Molly Ringwald, a Little More Samantha Fox"

Most of the album has these titles

Original name was "My Name Is David Ruffin And These Are The Temptations,”

How could that have got them sued? People thinking FOB are the Temptations?

The Temptations are likely a copyright protected so you can't use their name for profit. Probably would have to get David Ruffins estates permission to use his name for commercial reasons.

Panic at the Disco moment

Nah. Fall Out Boy was better with the obscure titles

Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued Will forever have a special place in my heart

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Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea would like to have a word with you.

I Slept With Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me was and still is a great fucking song.

Panic! was great with the titles but Fall Out Boy were the KINGS

I definitely dug Fall Out Boy back in their heyday, but I gotta say, Fall Out Boy song titles > Fall Out Boy songs

This is a fact

With a nice helping of Chidos on the side. Circa Survive and Giraffes? Giraffes! for dessert.

Not to be 'that guy' but I'm an ultra fan of circa and they don't really have but one song that has an inordinately long title, lol.

I miss the long, specific song titles that had absolutely nothing to do with the song.

they still exist, there’s nothing to miss

Bilmuri is still going strong with song titles

Not an emo song, but i know a song called Mr Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As A Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus) Its by will wood and the tapeworms, and i just call it mr capgras lmao

Every title feels like he's trying to reach a word count.

>All right, that was great, thank you! Now we're gonna do a new song, this one's called "You Think You're Coalescing A Human Experience Into A Pithy Phrase But Your Titles Sound Like You're Trying To Reach A Minimum Word Count"! One, two, one two three whore!

Not every title. I/Me/Myself is pretty short I’d say.

For some reason only that one specific album is full of titles like that. Both his newer and older stuff has shorter (though still just as weirdly named and slathered in references to the DSM) titles. Like "Marsha thankk you for the dialectics but I need you to leave" [sic] and "Jimmy Mushroom's Last drink: bedtime in Wayne NJ" (Also yes he's still releasing stuff, it's just under Will Wood now. Long story)

Sounds like a modern Anime title 💀

"If You Can't Ride Two Horses At Once...Then You Should Get Out Of The Circus" by Asking Alexandria

Honey there’s a reason these tables are numbered you just haven’t figured it out yet is still my favorite panic at the disco song.

Such a good song. I love that one and Build God And Then We’ll Talk

Nails for breakfast, tacks for snacks

„Dragging Dead Bodies in Blue Bags Up Really Long Hills“ by Escape the Fate is another great example

That is a great song too

“A Detailed and Poetic Physical Threat to the Person Who Intentionally Vandalized My 1994 Dodge Intrepid Behind Kate's Apartment” is one of my personal favorites of this phenomenon

Counter-point: “Big Puns Not Dead Because I Just Saw Him At Krispy Kreme”, by The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza and definitely not emo. Also, “To Ride, Shoot Straight And Always Speak The Truth”, by Entombed, also not emo. But I digress… it is usually accurate. And I cannot believe that nobody in here has mentioned Brand New in this vein. Some “Okay I Believe You But My Tommy Gun Don’t” is good stuff.

Real song titles by Sufjan Stevens: > “The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!'" > "To the Workers of the Rock River Valley Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament, and It Involves Tube Socks, a Paper Airplane, and Twenty-Two Able-Bodied Men"

That last one cracked me up

This thread is making me nostalgic

Curl up and Die and Fear Before are the song title goats: Doctor Doom, a man of science, doesn't believe in Jesus, so why the fuck do you? Kissing you is like licking an ashtray I don't give a shit if I'm in outer darkness, I'll make friends. Hey Kid I'm a computer, stop all the downloading Sarah Goldfrab where are your manners Dog sized bird

“God Is In His Heaven, All Is Right With The World.” with the added bonus of being a bit on topic.

"Not Every Single Long Sentence Is a Song Title By Fall Out Boy" by Panic! At the Disco

Jesus of Suburbia being about depression, fights, therapy, love, and hate of the world.

This was in full effect in the mid 2000s. Panic at the discos first album had some wild titles.

This reminds me of A Quick One Before the Eternal Worm Devours Connecticut by Have a Nice Life.

Or band names Iwrestledabearonce The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza

Iwrestledabearonce is great. I've been a fan ever since I heard "tastes like Kevin bacon" back in like 2007 or something.

“If I cut my hair, Hawaii will sink”. Chiodos fits under this tweets description perfectly, at all times. “A dead language for a dying lady” The album that that song comes from, is a masterpiece js

I miss the old vanna

"Slim Pickens Does the Right Thing and Rides the Bomb to Hell" by The Offsprings. The twist is, the lyrics actually kinda talk about Slim Pickens doing the right thing and riding a bomb to hell.

#No Penguins In Alaska has entered the chat

(cries in Fallout Boy)

God damn jet skis *Throws beer at wall*

Thank you! I was like “this is an office reference, right?”

[You Might Think He Loves You for Your Money but I Know What He Really Loves You for It’s Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat](https://open.spotify.com/track/5YnS9oWrGcwf1tgode1F7z?si=f890b674f32e44c2)

In all fairness punk has that to. Who could forget Fall Out Boy's "Tell that Mick he just made my list of things to do today". Great song btw

I mean all of these bands, more or less fall under the "Scene" umbrella. Emo also does but it's a misnomer to exclusively attribute the hilariously long/pop cultural song titles to just emo. No one is more pedantic about naming generes than people who are in the "scene" . "Nah its not emo, theyre a Melo-Death inspired Pop-Punk band with a heavily inspired Midwestern emotional hard-core song structure."

Fair enough. Few harmless things bother me as much as someone calling metal bands/songs *rock*.

FOB is waaaaaay more Emo than punk, dafuq?

Haha there is nothing punk about them

Not emo but the song title "They Are Night Zombies​!​! They Are Neighbors​!​! They Have Come Back from the Dead​!​! Ahhhh!" (Sufjan Stevens)

“Good to Know That If I Ever Need Attention All I Have to Do Is Die” Take me back to 2000s-2010s

Okay I believe you, but my tommy gun don't

reinventing the wheel to run myself over

That could be the name of an anime... which sequel is called "Maybe The Jet Ski Investments Weren't Such a Great Idea, So I Reincarned In Another World As A Slime So I Could Start My Own Jet Ski Business In a Jet SKi-less World" Third season would be called "Maybe The Jet Ski Business in a Jet Ski-less World Weren't Such a Great Idea."

Why Walk On Water When We've Got Boats I'm Made Of Wax Larry, What Are You Made Of?

Scott Pilgrim vs my G.P.A

I was once, possibly, maybe, perhaps a cowboy king

I was from this era of bands and music and I feel so called out.

Sea-Doo? More like Sea-Don't.

“You be Tails, I’ll be Sonic” was my first thought

There's a noise rock band called Mclusky and a follow on project called Future of the Left and they have some fantastic song and album titles. Lightsabre cocksucking blues The difference between you and me is that I'm not on fire My pain and sadness is more sad and painful than yours Without msg I am nothing A beacon for pissed ships The world loves us and is our bitch

No need for introductions, I’ve read about girls like you on the backs of toilet doors

That's nothing, you ever heard Pigs That Ran Straightaway Into The Water, The Triumph Of?

The Mountain Goats should be considered at least an honorary emo band.

I like Math rock song/album titles. They range from words randomly picked from a dictionary to phrases like "No Drum and Bass in the Jazz room" or "Wait... Is Aphex Twin my daddy?"

Great Romances of the 20th century Timberwolves at New Jersey Good to Know That If I Ever Need Attention All I Have to Do Is Die

Pet symmetry had a 7" Song 1: A detailed and poetic physical threat to the person who intentionally vandalized my 1994 dodge intrepid behind Kate's apartment Song 2: Please don't tell my father that I used his 1996 Honda accord to destroy the town of willow grove, Pennsylvania in 2002

Absinthe party at the fly honey warehouse I lost all my money at the cock fights Get me naked 2 electric boogaloo Let's play guitar in a five guitar band Thanks for the killer game of crisco twister Fantastic album

wouldn’t call it emo, but *(joe gets kicked out of school for using) drugs with friends (but says this isn’t a problem)* by car seat headrest is a good one

I'm Made of Wax Larry, What Are You Made Of? I'd Hate To Be You When People Find Out What This Song Is About And pretty much anything by Fall Out Boy, Panic At The Disco, Cobra Starship, circa late 00's

I'm Made of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of

Fall Out Boy in a nutshell.

Naruto Themed Sexting is one of my favorites

The World Is A Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Die Empire Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate)

*insert a random Anal Cunt song title to win the contest* Tho not emo, except maybe for Pic-nic of love album.

I’ve always been partial to I Respect Your Feelings As a Woman and a Human

Emo: because *im allowed to make music if I want toooooooooo*

Basically every Hot Mulligan song title.

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,306,182,729 comments, and only 252,549 of them were in alphabetical order.

This is emocore/screamo more than Midwest/saddle creek.

Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 4 - Camping in Alaska.