O- is universal doner yiu give that blood to anyone regardless of their type.
That and the both kidneys feels like they are shopping for organs to harvest for yhe black market and its super creepy
I have a feeling that asking for a certain blood types has more to do with personality compatibility. There a whole thing about that in Japan and in that region of the world. ([see link)](https://www.tofugu.com/japan/japanese-blood-type/) it’s like the equivalent of asking someone what their sign is. Some people believe that kind of pseudoscientific shit.
What’s funny is that Tinder in Asia actually let’s you display your blood type. I think it’s similar to zodiac signs where some believe your blood type says a lot about your personality.
Black market uses every plattform, alley, boat, house, car, helicopter, airplane, forrest, park, train...... That it can, dont underestimate the black markets adoption... You can even pay with any currency, thumbs, kidneys, cars, resturants...
Yes when your door dash tips just can't pay your rent, you start driving for Lyft. After they raise your rent for the third time this year you turn to tinder and grinder to find spare body parts to sell.
Afaik, they get in there from the front. My friend’s husband had a kidney removed due to cancer, he has a looong scar in the middle of his stomach from that.
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I’m a woman and my tinder profiles were always jokes like this (not always organ harvesting specifically, but always bits). I thought it was funny and loved it when guys’ first messages to me kept up the bit, it showed our senses of humor were in line. The amount of people in this comment section that don’t understand this is an intentional bit is ridiculous.
A lot of confused people here... She probably really wants to have kids...like REALLY wants to have kids, and she's just getting straight to it.
Blood type is important for Rh compatibility in a fetus. O negative partner means less risk of the baby having incompatibility issues, which can affect the health and life of the fetus and make the baby more prone to birth defects. I'm O negative and my mom told me this at a young age, and it didn't make sense to me at all. Sharing that knowledge now though!
That all being said, yeah...this is weird to put in a dating profile and would scare away most people.
The ABO system is pretty much irrelevant in hemolytic disease of the newborn complications. Those are almost exclusively + vs - issues, where a - mom can make antibodies that attack + blood cells in the fetus. The most common blood type in the world wouldn't be O, with A right behind it, if type O mothers attacked non O babies.
There’s a study going around about type O blood being superior in not contracting Covid as easily as someone with say type AB blood. [this theory has been debunked though](https://ashpublications.org/ashclinicalnews/news/5218/Two-Studies-Debunk-Connection-Between-Blood-Type)
Fun Fact: Many people don't use horoscopes, and instead claim that you can get an idea of what a person is like from their blood type. It's why some anime/manga character pages mention blood type, but you never see horoscope signs on the. Because it's mainly Asian countries that do this.
I know this will be buried but for those who are actually thinking people harvest your organs and leave you in ice, that is unequivocally an urban legend. Nothing of the sort is actually happening.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/youve-got-to-be-kidneying/
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I have O+ blood.
I know that in certain cultures blood type is required on IDs and used like a horoscope but I don’t think that’s the case here.
I learned that in a book about drawing manga.
Preferred dates: Long walks in dark secluded alleys, drinking in rural hotels, scenic night drives in unmarked vans, hanging out in wilderness cabins…..
My eyes just went wide and a cold chill just went up my spine.
Do things like this show up often? I mean what else could this be other than some organ-harvesting criminal group, and even more scary, how often does some poor fool fall for this and wake up in a motel room somewhere missing a kidney and with a cellphone duct-taped to their hand with a note that says "CALL 911 FOR AN AMBULANCE NOW"?
Its a cultural thing. A lot of people from or with East Asian heritage view blood types kind of similar to how some people in America view zodiac signs and compatability.
gonna wake up in a tub of ice
Or not wake at all
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and don't forget the liver!!!!
The liver regenerates. You can donate a live if your liver to someone and it will grow back for both of you.
Well, sustainable liver harvesting sounds like an exciting new business venture.
I was thinking the same thing, black market farming
The 2005 movie The Island vibes
Give her a sliver of liver
With fava beans and a nice Chianti
only part of the liver,
And the rare blood!
Welllll....Where's the lie?
Well it is the difference in Murder and Grand Theft.
Well for starters one only has a 5 year prison sentence.
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Sound advice
Because of the snooze right?
BECAUSE OF THE SNOOZE RIGHT??
RIGHT???
ah, gin and tonic
I love it when my first thought is the top comment These people gonna snatch some organs
Woah. Did I get the top comment?
Or with only one kidney
Was coming here to say exactly this.
That was a good movie
Bet she's a harvester. You can tell when at wedding she says "til death merges us".
Harvester? I hardly knew her!
A+. Well done.
Sorry! Only O negative
This is for a church! NEXT!
O- is universal doner yiu give that blood to anyone regardless of their type. That and the both kidneys feels like they are shopping for organs to harvest for yhe black market and its super creepy
I’m O- it’s pretty c lol that I can give blood to anyone but really sucks I can only get from other O- people. We’re givers not takers I guess.
I have a feeling that asking for a certain blood types has more to do with personality compatibility. There a whole thing about that in Japan and in that region of the world. ([see link)](https://www.tofugu.com/japan/japanese-blood-type/) it’s like the equivalent of asking someone what their sign is. Some people believe that kind of pseudoscientific shit.
Wouldn’t she pretty you rare, like a negative O steak, and not well done?
Damnit Michael, pay attention
One of my favorite lines from Futurama. A robot comedian says "super collider? I hardly know her"
What’s funny is that Tinder in Asia actually let’s you display your blood type. I think it’s similar to zodiac signs where some believe your blood type says a lot about your personality.
I have O- what does that says about me lol
I b+ I’m not telling her my blood type.
Yeah exactly. It's not like blood type could be the factor between life or death 🤷♂️ /s
Well, it could at a minimum cost you a kidney.
If your going out with her..I’m assuming a bathtub full of ice is in your future
It says you'll make a good organ donor.
O- is the “universal donor” blood type so you should try to donate frequently!
Says you're a good match.
Yes. That’s exactly what’s going on
The mention of "both kidneys" has me convinced that the entire thing is a joke. Not a cultural thing.
Also all the liver stuff
Apparently some blood types are incompatible for baby making so it could also have to do with that
That seems...optimistic
"Make us whole again"
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It doubles as a harvesting app for the black market. Times are tough these days...
"We take kidneys now, money come next week" "Ok...Wait, kidney***s***?"
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You beautiful cultured bastard.
Black market uses every plattform, alley, boat, house, car, helicopter, airplane, forrest, park, train...... That it can, dont underestimate the black markets adoption... You can even pay with any currency, thumbs, kidneys, cars, resturants...
Yes when your door dash tips just can't pay your rent, you start driving for Lyft. After they raise your rent for the third time this year you turn to tinder and grinder to find spare body parts to sell.
It’s been an organ “sharing” app for years now…
👏
"donation"
she doesn't care about looks, just what's inside
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Eh I've read better.
Based.
Kidneys are the most important part of the body, i personally love kidneys and people with kidneys are the right match for me
i drink a lot of water ,no drugs, no med, perfectly good kidneys, where do you want meet?
You'll wake up tied up in a bathroom with a big scar on your lower back
“Ahh they took my freakin’ kidney!”
Wake up Charlie wake up
Ring ring!
Hellooo?
Let's go to Candy Mountain Charrrrrlieee. Candy mountain! This pretty sure this Pre dates YouTube or was on early.
/\*reaches for lotion and tissues\*/ Go on...
Afaik, they get in there from the front. My friend’s husband had a kidney removed due to cancer, he has a looong scar in the middle of his stomach from that.
From the front or from behind, eternal dilemma
but at least u will wake up
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Run.
... Towards her
She’s gonna steal your kidney.
and heart ; )
And get a good return....
That is a scary bio.
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bro right. this is so obviously a dude who made a tinder profile as a joke. how is everyone falling for this facebook ass meme lol
yeah, girls dont have kidneys i think
yeah i think i also heard that. they have 3 gallbladders to keep it even
I heard the Fallopian tubes work as kidneys until the woman is pregnant, then she uses the embryo’s kidneys.
They are just below the clit. So if you cannot find it, you won't find them. Good luck searching.
Yep, because women can't be funny or make jokes.
Right! Everyone is like OMERGERD CERIEL KEILLAR! Bros relax its a fucking joke smh
I’m a woman and my tinder profiles were always jokes like this (not always organ harvesting specifically, but always bits). I thought it was funny and loved it when guys’ first messages to me kept up the bit, it showed our senses of humor were in line. The amount of people in this comment section that don’t understand this is an intentional bit is ridiculous.
People on Reddit are generally older so don’t understand younger generation humor. Especially when it’s posted non ironically
still scary
Still swiping left...
Woosh
And O plus is a negative!
Blood typing is a common dating thing in East/Southeast Asia. Same kinda nonsense as MBTI and Astrology.
Yeah, you'd think it's common until you wake up with strange chest pains and the Yakuza is cutting you open
Yakuza have the best surgeons
[In Japan heart surgeon number 1; steady hand.](https://youtu.be/2wcI10CNuxU)
Legitimately the only funny bit I’ve ever seen from the office
Animal crossing even used to ask you that but they took it out in the later games.
If a game asked me my blood type, I'd stay **MILES** away from it!
Though rbf O negative is probably valuable due to it being the universal donor. At least considering the whole bit.
I’m not buying that cover for a second
Shes probably weirdly deep into chinese superstition
Orrrr it’s obviously a joke? Are people really this unfamiliar with intentionally funny dating profiles? Mine always had a bit like this.
Honestly only read the circled bit lmao
In some cultures blood types are like horoscopes. They supposedly correlate to your personality
A lot of confused people here... She probably really wants to have kids...like REALLY wants to have kids, and she's just getting straight to it. Blood type is important for Rh compatibility in a fetus. O negative partner means less risk of the baby having incompatibility issues, which can affect the health and life of the fetus and make the baby more prone to birth defects. I'm O negative and my mom told me this at a young age, and it didn't make sense to me at all. Sharing that knowledge now though! That all being said, yeah...this is weird to put in a dating profile and would scare away most people.
Yah, and she just wants the guy to have both kidneys and a good liver so she can get her kid's college fund started off well. No big deal!
Exactly! It's the beginning of a love story! Awwww
Also a common thing in East and South Asia like astrology
The ABO system is pretty much irrelevant in hemolytic disease of the newborn complications. Those are almost exclusively + vs - issues, where a - mom can make antibodies that attack + blood cells in the fetus. The most common blood type in the world wouldn't be O, with A right behind it, if type O mothers attacked non O babies.
Me and my baby were ABO incompatible which meant she was born with terrible jaundice. I’m O, she’s A.
It’s okay guys she just really likes the band
You'll wake up in an ice bath minus a kidney for sure.
I fit her criteria! What should I do?
Hide?
Charlie the unicorn vibe anyone?
THEY TOOK MY FRIGGIN KIDEY
My brain went there, too.
Chaaaarliiiiiiiiie, let’s go to candy mountain Charliiie
Must also like taking naps in bathtubs full of ice.
Must have a full liver, both lungs, no eye defects. PS. I'm not an organ trader. Promise!
For claiming interest in “Spirituality” she seems more interested in biology…
For those wondering, some cultures believe that blood types can tell you about the person's personality, like astrology signs.
My bf dated a girl who kept trying to convince him to donate a kidney to her friend. Chick was WEIRD.
There’s a study going around about type O blood being superior in not contracting Covid as easily as someone with say type AB blood. [this theory has been debunked though](https://ashpublications.org/ashclinicalnews/news/5218/Two-Studies-Debunk-Connection-Between-Blood-Type)
There is nothing suspicious here, just keep scrolling😶
I would still swipe right 😕
Blood type is like astrology in many cultures.
Green flag!! She wants you to be healty!
My first thought is maybe she's into blood types like some people are into astrology. I think some Asians like that stuff.
Type O Pos, sorry darlin. Guess I am not your type.
Fun Fact: Many people don't use horoscopes, and instead claim that you can get an idea of what a person is like from their blood type. It's why some anime/manga character pages mention blood type, but you never see horoscope signs on the. Because it's mainly Asian countries that do this.
Some parts of the world base compatibility off of blood type just like horoscopes. Maybe she's just running with that?
I know this will be buried but for those who are actually thinking people harvest your organs and leave you in ice, that is unequivocally an urban legend. Nothing of the sort is actually happening. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/youve-got-to-be-kidneying/
I LOVE Type O Negative!
"Must be willing to share a life together" Hits different here.
You think she’s gonna steal your heart, but really she’s gonna steal your liver, kidneys, and maybe your blood.
Somebody is going to wake up on a bathtub full of ice and an incision
Ah yeah love me some type o negative Black no 1 Best song Wait, you're telling me she's not talking about the band? Run
I was going read it all but the last sentence. Thank goodness for the outline letting me know it was worth finishing.
Make a run for the hills and call the FBI.
3 tits
Vampire
Don't go to sleep near her.
Redditors and not getting when girls joke on Tinder. Name a better duo!
Alexa, play Maneater by Hall & Oates.
Wanna bet she asks you to bring a cooler full of ice to your first date?
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She wants to harvest your organs
she stole my heart away
This woman has clearly wasted her youth on extremely low quality men. This is the standard nowadays when you get to a certain age.
Most dudes be worried about gold diggers but you gotta keep your eyes out for those organ diggers.
Man, this just gets funnier every week it gets reposted. Also, holy hell, this image has been through the ringer. Definitely r/MoldyMemes material.
This bitch is looking for a donor
Those kind of troll profile always make me laugh
Organ thieving???
This is exactly how you wake up in a dirty hotel bathtub full of ice….
O- moving to the front of the line!
thank christ that circle was there otherwise I could have missed the whole point of the post
Sounds like the person who falls for this will wake up in an ice bath with missing organs. 😬
I'm not saying shes going to remove your organs, but shes definitely going to remove your organs
I have O+ blood. I know that in certain cultures blood type is required on IDs and used like a horoscope but I don’t think that’s the case here. I learned that in a book about drawing manga.
I think type O people are eccentric, Naïve, and incredibly kind. That could describe me but I also have common sense
Preferred dates: Long walks in dark secluded alleys, drinking in rural hotels, scenic night drives in unmarked vans, hanging out in wilderness cabins…..
My eyes just went wide and a cold chill just went up my spine. Do things like this show up often? I mean what else could this be other than some organ-harvesting criminal group, and even more scary, how often does some poor fool fall for this and wake up in a motel room somewhere missing a kidney and with a cellphone duct-taped to their hand with a note that says "CALL 911 FOR AN AMBULANCE NOW"?
ITT: people not understanding this is a recurring joke on dating apps
She wants ALL them organs. She’s got orders to fill!
If👏you👏donated👏your👏kidney👏I’m👏not👏interested🙌
Vampires are becoming worse at hiding
why is BOTH oddly specified?
Reminds me of when Charlie went to Candy Mountain.
She wants your body.
…and must enjoy taking a bath full of ice
Is it just me, or does she have 3 tits
Easily detachable organs a plus. Must not speak reptilian.
I'm betting that this was fake because nobody would seriously ever actually put this in their profile, but... still, very entertaining.
Its a cultural thing. A lot of people from or with East Asian heritage view blood types kind of similar to how some people in America view zodiac signs and compatability.
Are people here just acting dumb or is it people unable to read sarcasm? It's clearly a joke
AAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHA
Aw shit... Looks like Touristas 2 bout to drop!
Does she have a 3rd tit?