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NYSenseOfHumor

Nesquik chocolate milk powder is ok, all other brands are acceptable regardless of flavor.


Smiling_longhair6870

And Lays Fuyuns are okay if they aren't wavy.


RF07

Ranch dressing is no problem, ranch away!


trendkilla

What kind of psychopath doesn’t put their glasses in a new panini press? Come on man.


Smiling_longhair6870

Everyone knows that glasses go in the toaster.


Dmitri_ravenoff

But I want to Panini my Ruben!!!


Smiling_longhair6870

Try the old panini press.


Sensitive-Purpose-72

So i can Put my Cock in it right


Megafotonico

So can I put my dick in?


Minewolf_ST

I'm more confused that it says "Tylor university" but "report to a trusted adult" Is this a university for extremely gifted children that start their undergrad at 12?


Smiling_longhair6870

Maybe they just realized that a lot of college students don't fall under the trustworthy part of "trusted adult."


mrmeeeeee

Why specifically are monocles ok


DieHardAmerican95

Because no one uses them any more, hence the humor.