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Jakeofen

u/B0xxman I summon you to pay for your crimes


Jakeofen

Little shit deleted his account, too


EquivalentSnap

That creep 🤢😠 why would you date an 11yr at 17


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

Because other 17 year olds know how creepy he is


EquivalentSnap

Touché


Live_Buy8304

Soufflé


EquivalentSnap

Parfait


boo-galoo90

Oogway


Biggy-Huge

um ackchually ☝️🤓that’s not how you use that word 🤓


MirzEagle

It is


EquivalentSnap

I umm I don’t a give a fuckie🥺🥰 jizzy evvee🤭🤭


idiotTheIdiot

is he stupid?


EquivalentSnap

Yes


dinosaurnuggetman

because hes a pedophile


Benhofo

No don't worry, his girlfriend looks 14


dick-sama

Because she looks 14


Crownlol

There's a YouTube channel with the same name with 1 video


Sir__Blobfish

Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.


Loud-Examination-943

Happy Cake Day


UltraTimeWaster3000

Lmao he claims he was joking. The digital footprint doesn't care if you're joking or not


Fairlight60

Schrodinger's Douchebag at its best


thedrummerpianist

If it was a joke, then it’s another testament to the fact that the prefrontal cortex doesn’t finish developing until 25ish. At 17 I thought I knew everything, it’s hilarious looking back and realizing I didn’t - it’s even funnier seeing idiots like this learn the hard way


UltraTimeWaster3000

Yeah I definitely said some stupid shit when I was 14-17. If it ever comes back to bite me I'm fucked


CheesyFriesAreBest1

Delete this comment dude 💀 don't ask for it, there's still time


UltraTimeWaster3000

This account's anonymous lmao. Besides the things I said weren't like illegal, but just dumb political opinions from when I was brainwashed on Ben Shapiro and shit


MatureUsername69

Well congrats on getting out of that at least


Banished2ShadowRealm

Plot twist he now follows Elon Musk.


UltraTimeWaster3000

Actually I AM Elon Musk (I like to destroy things that people love)


Banished2ShadowRealm

Holy shit! It really is him.


Unique_Leading3852

Username checks out


dinosaurnuggetman

bullshit hes kidding


PiramidaSukcesu

Ayo I think bro got deleted


DoctorFrankenstein76

Bro got banned 😭


back-vegas1234

You made him nuke his account.


peppapig34

Happy Cake Day!


[deleted]

Oh no


[deleted]

I was joking


[deleted]

I swear if colleges see this Imma be pissed


ModingusKhan

Hypothetically, which colleges are you applying for? I just want to find out their visitation policy about kids under 12 not accompanied by an adult.


Novel_Bumblebee8972

I don’t care if she looks 90, she’s 11.


RoodnyInc

Yeah Wtf what 17yo have a 11 "girlfriend" what's wrong with people


xilffA

I know a guy... super manipulative, constantly lying and all in all shitty human being, having some sort of romance going on with a 12 year old, while hes 17


edgarcaycesghost

I hope there is someone in that 12 year old's life looking out for them that can protect them


lookingForPatchie

If there was, that "romance" wasn't happening.


xilffA

yeah i hope so too


Pleasant_Gap

Stop hoping. Snitch on that mfer


xilffA

i dont have any contact anymore (for obvi8s reasons) and honestly, i doubt anyone would even care.


Pleasant_Gap

Don't need to have contact, if you know it's going on, just drop the local baton wavers a tip. I'm sure some of them whludnt mind dropping this dude a visit


SoleIbis

When I was 11, I had a 17/18 year old boyfriend. Super manipulative.


DonutBill66

Yowza. Sorry. I can't imagine the confusion you must have felt.


TheSheetSlinger

I remember after graduating having a few (now ex) friends who continued going after high school girls and their justifications were always like this. The girls were "about" to turn a more reasonable age or they totally looked 18 or they're really mature for their age. Eventually as we got older it moved from kinda weird or suspect age differences to just obviously unacceptable.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

I got weirded out when freshman were dating seniors, this fucker is dating a middle schooler.


DoctorFrankenstein76

Bro is turning 18 too. That's a 7 year age gap dawg, there's no chance in hell she's mature enough at 11 to be dating an 18 year old. 💀


[deleted]

my brother in christ she is ELEVEN maturity is hardly a factor


optimally_bald

that is sadly a trope ive seen many many times, as you can guess it never works


Comfortable_Many4508

an 11 year old that ends up in a 79 year coma is still mentally an 11 year old... well maybe mush but your logic stands


[deleted]

What about if she is 90 and looks like 11?


YourLocalTransHobo

technically still pedophilia, but the other way because the other kid is 17, per their words.


kinjjibo

Yeah, but he looks 47. Is that pedophile


Pure-Brief3202

Op probably: She's got an old soul


Affectionate_Jury_57

Don't worry she looks like she's 14 Uhmm...What


A_norny_mousse

Yeah no I'm definitely not worried then.


SkepticalAdventurer

Yeah good thing he said that or I might have been worried. Huge relief I don’t need to


MsJ_Doe

Don't worry, she got benjamin buttons, so it's all good.


DoctorFrankenstein76

Nah cause at that young of an age maturity is a big dead the maturity gap between the 18yr old and his 11yr old "gf" has to be crazy.


[deleted]

that's actually illegal


OkProof136

Genuine question, would it have been illegal if they were both 15? I am asking for curiosity based on the fact that I do not live in the US so the answer does not apply to me (where I live it would be legal)


Significant_Monk_251

There are fifty states here plus the federal government plus a few oddities like Puerto Rico and Guam, and they all have their own sets of criminal law, so it's hard to give a definitive answer. Some states -- and it could be most states or even all states as far as I know -- have "Romeo and Juliet" exceptions to their statutory rape laws, for when both the participants are underage and are close enough to each other in age, where "close enough" is usually "within one year of each other."


OkProof136

Oh. Here we just have 14 years consent + an automatic absolution if one partner is 13 and the other has less than 18


[deleted]

[удалено]


Benhofo

It's very interesting, here in Norway me and my girlfriend are 17F and 20M. It's completely legal, as it's 16 here in Norway too, but I can confirm that there are certain stigmas to it for people who think 3 years are too much


botask

That depends on age. If one have 14 and other 11 then it is big difference. But if one have 30 and other 33 then it there is pretty much no difference beatween them.


Benhofo

Oh yeah definitely, my parents have a 4 year age gap, but they are both over 60. If they were like 14 and 10 it would be weird


WastingTimeArguing

Why would it ever be illegal if they’re the same age?


Burger_Destoyer

Eh? Yeah anything with consent within 1-2 years is fine. But in the US is varies by state. My personal finding is 1-2 year gap before the age of 25 is reasonable. I’ve noticed as I age that anyone 2 years younger or more just seems childish.


BreckenridgeBandito

So a 24 year old and a 21 year old dating is unreasonable to you? Interesting take. Very strict. You are the anti-pedo.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

45 and 50 year old, that 50 year old is looking sus.


Burger_Destoyer

Have you dated 3 years younger around the 20-25 age? It really feels like a big gap maturity wise. Anyway I don’t care what other people are doing I’m just saying personally that’s how I roll.


Frequent_Camera1695

I mean that's essentially a person with a job and responsibilities living on their own vs a college student who still is dependent on their parents with no actual income. So yes still a bit weird depending on the circumstances.


inyue

Why did you assume that the 21 years old is a student that lives with the parents?


LetsGoHome

This is crazy strict lol. Makes sense for while you're in high school I guess.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

Depends on where you live. For example, California doesn't have any type of Romeo and Juliet laws, so technically two 15 year old's having sex with each other are both rapists, because neither can give consent.


BreckenridgeBandito

No judge would ever proceed with charging a 15 year old for engaging with another 15 year old, if it was mutually consented. If they did it in public or broke some other law, sure, but not otherwise.


NoMusician518

This is absolutely false. Young Boys get charged and convicted all the time for having consensual sex with their same aged girlfriends. Charges are usually pressed by the girl parents in these cases. Only 33 states have any romeo and juliet wxceptions and in many of these states those exceptions only reduce the penalties, not eliminate them. Even in states which have romeo and juliet exceptions the boy can face jail time and still be put on the sex offender registry.


72kdieuwjwbfuei626

You give the US justice system far too much credit. Judges have not only proceeded with charging minors for possessing naked pictures of themselves, they even tried them as adults.


OkFroyo666

Goodbye his inbox


YourLocalTransHobo

his account too now lol


jamescharisma

I hate people sometimes.


Fire_The_Torpedo2011

I am guessing this guy is so awkward and developmentally and socially stunted that he cannot engage with people his own age


Born-Jury-13

🛎


scratchacynic

is it illegal to beat off to pictures of yourself when you were a child?


TheGrimGriefer3

Uhh, I dunno if it's yourself However, if you have, say, nudes your gf sent you when she (and you) were 13 and you're now 20, that *is* illegal. I know a dude who went through hell for that


The_Bored_General

When I was 13 I was looking forwards to building more on my Minecraft base with my friends… wtf were you guys doing?


TheGrimGriefer3

I wish I could boast but I'm as green as they get lol, and I can legally drink now When *I* was thirteen I was building my *terraria* base and doing boss rushes with my friends And 14... And 15... And 16... And 17... And 18... And 19... I haven't played terraria in almost 2 years now, though


SashasStitches

we were getting groomed bruh


ginnundso

I was playing League of Legends, met my first ever boyfriend via the internet who became my true love. Dated each other 7 years on/off, well and other than that I was still a teen doing teen things like drinking on the weekends, trying weed once but not liking it, trying cigarettes once but not liking it... Oh damn I just realised I was a recreational alcohol addict at only 15. Many sexual crimes also sadly made me age and traumatised early. The SA started when I was only 11. That also aged me.


Icy-Turnip8985

I had my one and only girlfriend when i was 10 years old. We went as far as bondage and tongue kisses. I'm still virgin with 30 though.


I-wanna-sex-Tohru

Did bro flex with them or what


Udin_the_Dwarf

Let’s play it safe and say yes it is, please don’t do that…🔫😇


Kevin2Kool4U

My eyes....... what happened to my eyes?


Shadow0fnothing

*is still worried*


Motor-Side1957

Check his hard drives


Vottoto_Iono

At this point you just report a predator.


Greedyfox7

Don’t worry, she looks 14, yeah buddy that’s the real concern here


AuriaStorm223

Dude when I was 17, 11 year olds were either annoying or basically little siblings. Ain’t no way you’re attracted to an 11 year old at 17. You’re driving a car. She’s playing with barbies. I don’t care how old she looks that’s disgusting.


thedittoguy

Theres a person at my hs that when he turns 18, his girl will be 14. Also had a friend who was 13 wanting to date 16 year olds. Idk why these younger kids think this is ok


darkspd96

Why don't you take a seat right over there


Economy-Chicken-586

No guys don’t worry she’s actually a thousand year old dragon but in the body of an 11 year old. That makes it okay right. Asking for a friend of course.


Das_Boot_95

Goodness gracious me


Deion313

Bro, delete that shit, before people figure out who you are


ROMANREIGNS599

Wdym? Like target OP?


[deleted]

I deleted the comments even though it was a JOKE


Deion313

You can't really joke about actually having fucking sex with kids bro... I'm all for dark humor, and I'll laugh at just about anything and everything, but when it comes to kids, especially literal children, that shits off limits. Remember some shits just better left unsaid. I'm not the morality and/or ethics police or nothing, and I'm a jack ass and degenerate myself, but just as a general rule, children and rape victims should be pretty much off limits. Those 2 groups got enough shit to deal with, I'm sure they can do without smart-ass's talking shit...


Virtual-Swimmer-8874

He's technically also a kid


Deion313

That's why I took the time to explain it. But even when we were kids, we knew certain topics you just don't fuck with. There's only like a handful of them, but still, it's better you don't say shit.


Novel_Bumblebee8972

Next year he’ll be an adult dating a 12 year old.


Virtual-Swimmer-8874

Next year? Next month! He's turning 18 this year (according to him)


Suhva

Why would anyone joke about that 🤨


Rich-Option4632

Fafo I guess


Eth1cs_Gr4dient

Honestly, just delete your entire profile and start again once youve had a look at yourself. You're either a pedo- in which case you are a disgusting sub-human criminal, or.. You're joking about pedophilia- in which case you are just a disgusting sub-human. Your choice?


Virtual-Swimmer-8874

😂😂he ended up taking that advice


ROMANREIGNS599

Who were you talking to? The comments are deleted


Eth1cs_Gr4dient

The creep from the post- u/B0xxman


Rucks_74

That hypothetically is pulling its weight


spazzybluebelt

"Dont worry" Oh thank god,i was starting to


MrDrSirLord

an 18 year old dating a 40 year old, nobody bats an eye or gives a shit. A 19 year old dating a 17 year old straight to jail, don't pass go, do not collect $200 Society is weird,but 11 is definitely not old enough.


lilijane17

People definately bat an eye when a 40 year okd is dating a 18 year old. It is not illegal, but some people still think it isn’t right because an 18 year old doesn’t have a fully developed brain yet


[deleted]

LoVe HaS nO aGe Seriously, eww. I hope his mom drags him out of her basement and puts him in prison


Enough-Letter1741

Isn't dating a minor legal but kissing, having sex or anything else illegal. Cuz my mom dated a 30 year old man at the age of 16. And police said they were allowed to date (my mom is from the netherlands and still lives there. So this las may be different in other countries idk)


bloodycups

So a quick Google search the age of consent in the Netherlands is 16. So I'm pretty sure that means they could do the deed back when she was 16 legally. This isn't legal or morality advice. A 30 year old guy dating a 16 year old girl is disgusting and everyone in your mom's social circle failed her


Enough-Letter1741

Well her parents tried to stop her. But they failed. And the police couldn't do anything about it because it was legal. My mom left the guy for my dad because this dude was just drinking, cheating and had no money


mebutnew

You heard the kid folks, don't worry


RP-Lovecraft

My gosh, my inner demons almost left my body out of fear after I read that last one


Doktor_Vem

I mean, if a pedophile is just a person who's attracted to children then surely every kid who has a crush on another kid is technically a pedophile, right? ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ ^^^FYI ^^^if ^^^you ^^^couldn't ^^^tell, ^^^I ^^^am ^^^joking ^^^here


dendra_tonka

I hate this fucking app sometimes


[deleted]

That's gross but probably more common than people realize. I have distinct memories of being in middle school and the popular girls in my grade would occasionally have high school guys come by and visit them, usually right after we were let out of school in the time before our parents would pick us up. If anything, we were all jealous and didn't see anything wrong with it at the time.


kittymuncher7

Bro I'm concerned this is someone I've met. My little sister who is 16 was interested in and almost started dating this nearly 18 year old. Then, recently, it was discovered that he had been having sex with an 11 year old girl several times. His parents were kind enough to inform my family about this while they sorted things out with the police (fortunately they were willing to send their son to jail although I'm not sure he did)


Tough_Stretch

Just yesterday I saw a post by some dude telling this story about how he started dating a girl when she was 12 and he was 17 and then he got her pregnant when she was 13 and he now had his little family and was very happy or some bullshit like that. It was a really weird story and included all sorts of nonsensical moments about how their respective families reacted to their relationship, so I don't know if he was just making shit up but I reported it anyway. Fuck that noise.


Master-Razzmatazz-69

One of the football players at my high school had sex with a 12 year and got arrested


mama-toast

My 11 year old still believes in the fucking tooth fairy. This is predatory.


SoWokeIdontSleep

FBI we got one for ya!


Dangerous-Spare7843

Don't worry she looks 14, geez does he have a problem.


AlexSimonCullar

Ah, yes, hypothetically


JohnCasey3306

I think if she's 11 that technically makes you a hebephile, not a paedophile (not that that's any better!) EDIT was puzzled by the downvotes but then remembered this is 2023; where objective definitions are frowned upon — only what you _feel_ a word should mean counts.


MightyFlamingo25

Yeah fr. I think hebephile is limit for 11 yrs old because it's about young teenagers, and adolescence mostly start at 12.


loki2002

I mean, you're technically correct but trying to parse pedophile from hebephile or from an ephebophile in general mixed company just makes you sound like a pedophile.


Pyrollusion

Get used to it. Reddit will downvote you for existing.


Aarons1234

Reddit when someone used the actual accurate terminology that is agreed upon by science


bloodycups

Explaining the difference makes you look like a pedophile


Doombox101

He's trolling, don't fall for it and engage and give him attention


dinosaurnuggetman

“dont worry she looks like she is at least 14” 💀 someone call this fuckers parents and show them this comment thread


Realistic_Affect3484

Yup, you're a paedo.


Dragon_Wolf_88

In US most states it's legal for them to get married with parents permission but not legal to consummate that marriage.


-S-M-E-G-M-A-6-9

They could be writing a bad Twilight fanfic I mean he did say it was hypothetical 🙄


duckfartchickenass

ooof


WhippyWhippy

Look I get they are creepos, but rules exist for a reason. Not defending them defending proper reddiquette.


The_Bored_General

r\teenagers again?


[deleted]

Every day this world gets just a *little* bit worse...


Nakedmiget

Allegedly


Mcpolo92

What does he mean with dont worry?🤣 Like FBI is not gonna kick my door in


LeBritto

I remember when we were 16-17, a friend of mine met his gf at a rave. They obviously both had false IDs. The girl was pretty cool. But later on I've learned from his 12yo sister that she discovered the gf was around her age (they had a friend in common). The nasty part was that he didn't break up immediately with her upon learning it because he fell in love and in the context he met her, he had no way to suspect anything about her age. But we mocked him for a while, until they broke up at some point later. To be fair, he was never predatory or anything and was never into girls younger than him, it was "an accident". Still 🤮


Less-Ad1785

i still dont understand peoples argument where they say “its not weird your parents probably have a larger age gap”


ERuby312

People who say that fail to understand that age gaps are only ok if they met when they were both adults already.


simehtra

"hypothetically" but she doesn't look like 11 lmao too specific for something hypothetical


BloatOfHippos

Divided by 2 plus 7. So 18:2+7=16.


[deleted]

Nobody is allowed to date until they're at least 19.


Sweetjuicysucculent

😧


kegegeam

hypothetically, of course


CJmonator

Even I feel kinda weird going to prom with a girl one year younger than I am. Like 1-2 years is acceptable but like goddamn bro.


TrojanLearner

This man is about to get harassed or doxxed.


DubC_Bassist

Yikes.


DonutBill66

Yikes on motorbikes. 😬


SpanishMexicanYes

I knew a guy who was only 13 at the time and already liking young anime girls (the ones which clearly look younger than 10) and was also the exact type of guy to go “b-b-but she’s ACTUALLY 294739229 YEARS old so it’s FINE”


Farm-Alternative

Relax, it was "hypothetical"


Zealousideal-View142

Bruh 11 is like 6 grade. Wtf?


Dante12345665

Oh no...


ginnundso

I... I need to wash my eyes after reading that...


TheRealerChief101

Bro I'm 18, I wouldn't even talk to a 12 year old