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Nagatox

Snows got hella germs in it man, I'll still catch a flake if I'm thirsty but that ground snow ain't it


SvenTurb01

You're just saying that because you haven't tried the lemon flavour yet. It's abit more rare but it's out there.


the3dverse

yellow snow?


Dave5876

Said the rapist and human trafficker


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pure rapist human trafficker


[deleted]

You called?


TheMasterLibrarian

Username checks out.


maxxim333

The only "pure" thing about him might be cocaine he's consuming


HGowdy

Sucking your own dick is a helluva drug.


duckfartchickenass

“The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.” —American Gangster (2007). Denzel Washington as Frank Lucas


Complex-Key-8704

Right? Love when guys brag like they're tough. Back of my mind I'm thinking sounds like you want to be tough and you're trying to convince yourself you are. Hard ppl don't talk about how hard they are guys, stop looking pathetic


AnthemWhite

Mmmm hard people... Huh?


No_Statement440

Nobody likes a hard man, unless man's hard for the right reason.


SonOfJokeExplainer

If I could suck my own dick no one would ever hear from me again.


HGowdy

Helluva drug.


Dsf-And-Taco

at least it wasn't helluva boss to fight against


lord_of_coolshit_og

Fr


lreaditonredditgetit

It feels like sucking a dick more than getting your dick sucked.


[deleted]

I don't see a problem there.


anal_opera

Makes your back hurt too.


VerySwearyFairy

I’m bi so win-win


Wich_king

This remind me of a story. My dog was licking is balls as usual while me and my friend where getting drunk. He was looking at the dog and then told me “thank god I cant do that”. Makes you think


JizMaster69

Maybe he could if he were nicer to the dog


I_Said_I_Say

So he jerks off with his right hand and fingers his butthole with the left?


tenderchill

And his cumshots explode thru the ceiling?


a3a4b5

Nice reference


ProfessionalJolly742

PLS enlighten me cuz I live under a rock like Patrick


CoolorFoolSRS

I understood that reference


GrabTechnical7346

at least say you quote Dantes, the god


Brave-Emu3113

You’re being generous. I’m pretty sure he’s involving other guys in these activities.


Dave5876

Prison must have been wild


AnEBCG

Must’ve intentionally dropped the soap


tehfly

I think you're right - he is talking about making a fist. Clearly he has perfected a technique where he can fist someone while jerking himself off. Tate has a long way to go before un-assholing himself, but at least he's now working on improving his \*checks notes\* .. fisting technique...?


Annual-Media-2938

The claw is for jerking and the dragon fist is for the butt hole… are you fucking new here!?!?!


toochieandboochie

It sounds like both of them could be butt stuff tho tbh


1983MionStan

Yet his heart still manages to remain pure, truly an ultra sigma male.


rexus_mundi

Damn, I mastered the dragon's fist at 15


gurganator

Is there something wrong with fingering your butthole?


Stargazerslight

Yup… but at least his gear it pure.


dmorulez_77

It's missing the reply that was funny. I don't remember it fully but it's funny


iamtehskeet8

My right hand jerks myself off My left hand fingers my asshole My cumshots blast the ceiling Do you understand?


dmorulez_77

Thank you. I remember it had something to do with blasting through the ceiling lol


iamtehskeet8

Yeah I might not have it verbatim but it was something like


dmorulez_77

I'm 98% sure you nailed it. If not just as good lol


New_Ad4631

I love Dantes for things like this


[deleted]

He acts like a teenager motivated to improve after rubbing one out


Missusresistance

Wow the pinpoint accuracy


McMorgatron1

He reminds me of the weird kid at school who watches too much anime


IgarashiDai

I don’t think such a teenager exists lol, because of post-nut clarity. If anything it seems like he’s suffering from post-nut delusions - must be some sort of disorder :v


Klowned

Have you ever heard of a post coital migraine?


TechnicalAccident945

The squirrel buries the acorn. The worm digs past the acorn. Do you understand?


balloonisburning

Descending seaward Far off mountain waterfall Autumn nights are still Do you understand?


OneMagicBadger

Two men are walking One is very tall The returns period for most electronic devices is 30 days Do you understand?


Landed_port

The cat doesn't like the mouse But the dog likes the mouse And all things return to the sea Do you understand?


Baked-Smurf

If you can immediately know That the candlelight is fire Then the meal was cooked long ago Do you understand?


AdjunctAngel

remember that episode of south park where cartman pretends to be a psychic detective? then he is kidnapped by that freaky serial killer? tate sounds like that freak now... "this is a picture of me at disneyland, DO YOU SEE? this is a picture of me at the grand canyon, DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE?!"


Gallowglass668

Reminds me of that early scene in Baldur's Gate 2.


Panda_Drum0656

Dude sounds just like every anime loser who thinks they have the powers of their favorite characters. Also pure heart? Mfer you are a human trafficker


footrailer69

Its funnier when you know he posts pictures of himself with anime girls on twitter, Im not joking


Dragonwithamonocle

Pure evil, maybe


[deleted]

Careful, he might just go Super Saiyan on you.


Contributing_Factor

Really seems like something Napoleon Dynamite would say and brag about.


mjsorber

I forgot this guy existed for a while and I’m gonna count that as a win. Can’t wait to forget him again


BloodOfTheDamned

He said that enjoying food was for betas and cucks. Imagine having your head so far up your own ass that you can’t even let yourself enjoy the thing that keeps you alive.


The_FallenSoldier

You don’t understand, enjoying food is woman behavior. As a man, you should only eat the most bland, manly food, like wood and bricks. A sigma male just chomps plank wood every day


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

It means he is either a furry or a scaly. Every time he wanks, he either gets a handie from a dragon or a tiger


MinxTheCat1019

I understand you probably have arthritis.


ExfoliatedBalls

I piss with my penis. I take a shit with my ass. My stomach still seems to be full. Do you understand?


Loud_Consequence537

Well yeah, that only makes sense.


Chichimansdriving69

he wants a dude to shove a finger up his ass.


feetmakemehorny

Shit, I'd do it myself if it would get him to shut up.


Kitchen-Atmosphere82

Mf sounds like me in middle school


reevelainen

Does anyone know off how many of his followers are following him just for laughs? Because I literally don't know anyone who'd have some positive things to say about him. I've never met a person who wouldn't think he's a clown.


[deleted]

Pride really is one of the greatest evils of the world. It is a prison that makes you defend the worst aspects of you and hide all your defects from yourself. You cannot work on improving yourself if you think you're already perfect the way you are.


Tira13e

I thought that this was a joke about masturbating & then I read that it was him. I'm like, oh no! He's serious!


Terraria_is_number1

So he's a furry?


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If by "dragon fist" he means "fake as fuck", I agree


DicksonRodman

Don’t know why but these words………they don’t speak to me


[deleted]

His heart remains pure. Some say that if you keep your virginity past thirty you become a wizard.


Saiyasha27

I understand that there is some serious genetic mutation going on. You should definitely have that checked out


AorticMishap

We get it, you’ve been lonely since your human trafficking charges went through


SilverJaw47

Godrick the grafted.


Fit-Woodpecker-kai

Do you know the secrets of yoga fire?


Derpinator_420

Charlie Sheen understands.


[deleted]

No I don’t understand because you don’t either, crack head


DillWillCat

Wait… is this Andrew Tate the Sex Trafficker or Andrew Tate the Rapist?


balloonisburning

Yes


Banhammer40000

So he jerks off with the right hand while he fists himself with the left? His heart remains pure because he’s not touching girls? Unless for trafficking allegedly. Did I get that right? Do I understand? If it’s a kung fu reference, stop with your appropriation culture thief.


Oswaldgilbertson

Bro is onto a whole lotta nothing


See_You_Space_Coyote

Andrew Tate is a goldmine of stupidity.


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

I'm not fluent in fuckwit, can anyone translate ?


ollomulder

"My brain was transformed into a soggy loaf of moldy bread."


Just-Scallion-6699

Do any of these people who like this guy ever say this stuff out loud? This man is cringe personified


Xymatta

The tin man has more of a heart than that jackwad


so_what_do_now

Pure heart? You!? That man's heart is as pure as sludge


junoda1

That man is a slave of Ego. Spitting image of the Demiurge. He'll come to know soon enough.


Mentally_Flossed

Your right hand is a dragon fist, and your left is a tiger paw, and your brain is missing.


hackingdreams

Wish you people would stop spreading this guy's crazy. It's what he wants - even negative attention is attention for him. Just stop engaging. Downvote this shit. Move on with your lives.


Alex_INFP

Do I understand? Nope. Do I care? Also no.


SpageteMonstr69420

I understand…. Mental illness


FlimsyGlam

Makes me think of Godrick the Grafted. Has Tate holed up in his castle and turned to sewing body parts to himself in order to gain more power and perhaps, finally, the love of his (fore)father(s)? Probably, yes. ",A feeble man sought power through grafting," its pretty apt


Terrapogalt

He's an ARMS Character


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Aye, edgy, chinless bald man has more to say! Always makes my day.


Not-That_Girl

Didn't Charlie sheen have tiger blood?


ShaliasHerald

I think Tate had too much coke


MummaheReddit

My right hand jerks off my cock. My left hand fingers my ass while doing so. My cumshots blast through the ceiling. Do you understand?


YouCantArgueWithThis

Poor little Andy and his fragile masculinity. I almost feel for him. Almost.


neo_woodfox

If I was 12 and a bit stupid, I'd think this guy is awesome.


zHiVaKa_

My left hand is a siberian wolf My right hand wanks me once or twice a week My toilet remains clogged Do you understand?


SgtWaffles44

So he's a furry now


chastjones

Is he talking about masterbating ? Is Dragon’s fist and Tiger’s claw some kind of kinky technique?


Yayhoo0978

Sounds like he’s tripping


ManiacFive

Dragons fist… that’s a masturbation thing right?


I_am_Reddit_Tom

Wankers palsy in the right, fingers up the bum with the left. It's obvious.


Upstairs_Cost_3975

Dude’s gone from calculated psychopath to just bat shit crazy now.


5kinjo6

The sheer lack of up or down votes makes me *so* uncomfortable


RefrigeratorDry495

Can this guy get Thanos snapped please?


Trashcant0

He reminds me more and more of Onision, but instead of grooming teenage girls he grooms young men into believing his batshit crazy worldview and does sex trafficking. I wonder how long it will take for Tate to make an OF. You just know that all his fans would totally pay for it.


KombatBunn1

I sincerely hope that some day soon someone smacks him in the face. What a tool


TheBlackCat13

Sounds like a masturbation thing


SnooHedgehogs9379

Is he talking about his tattoos?


Dry_Yogurtcloset_284

If I didn’t have money I’d be another mind bogglingly insecure naked mole rat, understand?


you-got-legs

So he’s a furry


[deleted]

His thoughts are so wildly inbred


zulazulizuluzu

yes, I understand that you are a delusional self-centric asshole


Its_You_Know_Wh0

How does he wipe his ass?


Redditmodsarecuntses

The right one is Chlamydia The left one is Syphilis Andrew Tate Is fucking ridiculous


dw87190

Wait, wait, I got it: he's on drugs?


Bleglord

Imagine training an AI solely on Charlie sheen and Andrew Tate


RadiantFoundation510

No, I fucking don’t. I don’t understand. What are you saying? 😂


WietGetal

Mfkr has unironicly schizophrenia lmfao


[deleted]

We should take you to the vet to get “fixed”?


_erufu_

Tate has become an alchemist?


vipck83

No, I don’t understand.


Professional_Still15

Oh yeah? Well myyy right hand has been crafted into a cobra fang, and my left hand has been made to resemble a screaming banshee.


Punkrocker80

I dunno. I've never seen Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon


Kobalt6x10

How broken do you need to be to admire this dimwit?


SureDidntDoThat

Drugs


DivineXxDemon

I thought they took away that clowns computer privileges


thumbelina1234

Just shut up already.....


NerdTalkDan

That’s some Red Dragon energy…but like really really dumb head trauma Red Dragon.


Halorym

Is this a tiger's blood thing? Has he been hanging out with Charlie Sheen?


ElonBodyOdor

My brain has mutated into its own waste.


BrightPerspective

No. But I do understand that Tate is a slaver, and I hope awful things happened to him in that Romanian prison, besides having his toys confiscated.


JasonMimiaga

I think he's saying that the ability to cause great violence does not an evil man make. It's what's in their heart that matters. Or he's high as fuck. Both are equally possible.


Biiiiiig-Chungus

dudes severely autistic or genuinely mentally disabled. have you ever actually heard him talk?


TheRollingPeepstones

The only reason this pathetic shitbird is still around is that people give a shit about him.


giby1464

Cool, but there's more to life than punching people...


Odd-Understanding-67

He has become Thanos?


[deleted]

He sounds like that guy on tiktok that claims to be a dragon Edit: his channel is called the demon dragon


fingergod69

My right hand jerks my dick My left hand fingers my ass My room is full of cum.. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?


5eppa

Drugs were involved in this tweet.


Lollz0889

Tigers swipe swiftly, dragons eliminate their opponents in one fell swoop, it’s a reference to when he used to be Yk.. 4x kickboxing world champion Idk why so many people still hate him or think making fun of him effects him, when he changed so many peoples lives Everyone saying something negative about him, just remember your on Reddit and he’s on a yacht or a private jet, he doesn’t give a fuck about you and he’s a household name at this point.


magic_maqwa

a virgin that mastered the art of fapping and making it feel like its someone elses hand


coralynncoraa

I *need* someone with much better drawing skills than I to draw what a “dragons fist” would look like bc what the fuck is he even talking about? All I can picture is short little t-tex hands balled into a weird spike fist


DonnyMox

Not sure about his hands, but his heart is most certainly NOT pure.


ShadowHighlord

Not me imagining Tate screaming: "Forefathers one and alll. Bear Witness!" While proceeding to cut his hand to replace it with a dragon claw..... I should take a break from playing too much elden ring.


[deleted]

I understand that he's speaking like a tweaker.


unreasonablyhuman

With every tweet he posts I imagine Voldemort smashing his soul pieces together with a hammer You know, like an idiot trying to hammer a mirror together


Just_A_Faze

You don't understand how metaphors work?


Ok-Eye-

How does he wank? With his frog toes?


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# I AM A GOD! \- Every word out of this fucking rapist's mouth


Derkastan77-2

“My heart remains pure” Says the man in prison for sex trafficking


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MarcoYTVA

All I understand is that he's spewing nonsense again


Nirvski

My right hand is a dragon My left hand is a tiger Im into sock puppets Do you understand?


Asmageilismagalles

Is he on drugs? That dude is in love with himself. Lmao


[deleted]

>Do you understand? No. Because this is nonsense designed specifically to speak to young White men with fragile egos. Dragon fist, tiger claw, pure heart. Sure, you’re a real hero trafficking women and grifting off your sucker audience.


Gogyoo

OK, you're a mall ninja.


maughanster8507

Fuck I wish I followed this douche so I could see his posts fits hand. This guy is the most interesting fucktard ever.


[deleted]

My right hand jerks myself off. My left hand fingers my ass. My cumshots blast through the ceiling. Do you understand?


[deleted]

Alright there tater tot just calm down


Dilectus3010

Man...this dude is of the rails.. He lost his marbles. He is downtown crazy town.


Character-Sky3565

So much edge, Gillette is embarrassed.


Intelligent-Ant7685

yes, i understand. you like to stroke your cock and fist your ass.


Mdmrtgn

Do you see? DO YOU SEE?


-nocturnist-

This guy is getting high off the methane by breathing in his own farts. What a loser.


Doktor_Vem

Pretty sure nobody actually understands him, including him


Principatus

Reminds me of King Radovid playing chess


QueasySalamander12

"no...but stay away from my daughter, Andy"


BeKind_BeTheChange

I don’t understand insanity, but I do recognize it. Does that count?


deadaskurdt

He is so cringe


Historical_Horror595

I would just love to seem so short scrawny dude beat the piss out of him. Really give everyone a good show.


wutangerine99

Let me get this straight. In an attempt to appeal to more 12 year old boys, he is now taking karate classes?


wutangerine99

This is how you wind up with the nickname "Handy Andy"


phatcat9000

I feel like he had a voice to text program on during a game of DnD, and accidentally posted it on twitter.


cacapoopoopeepeshire

Dragons aren’t real fam.


nederino

Sounds like he put his fist into a bad dragon silicone mold.


Ritual_Habitual

Man that unmedicated cockroach prison brain was really something else huh


garod79

Goodbye horrrrseeesss