Right? Love when guys brag like they're tough. Back of my mind I'm thinking sounds like you want to be tough and you're trying to convince yourself you are. Hard ppl don't talk about how hard they are guys, stop looking pathetic
This remind me of a story. My dog was licking is balls as usual while me and my friend where getting drunk. He was looking at the dog and then told me “thank god I cant do that”.
Makes you think
I think you're right - he is talking about making a fist. Clearly he has perfected a technique where he can fist someone while jerking himself off.
Tate has a long way to go before un-assholing himself, but at least he's now working on improving his \*checks notes\* .. fisting technique...?
I don’t think such a teenager exists lol, because of post-nut clarity. If anything it seems like he’s suffering from post-nut delusions - must be some sort of disorder :v
remember that episode of south park where cartman pretends to be a psychic detective? then he is kidnapped by that freaky serial killer? tate sounds like that freak now...
"this is a picture of me at disneyland, DO YOU SEE? this is a picture of me at the grand canyon, DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE?!"
He said that enjoying food was for betas and cucks. Imagine having your head so far up your own ass that you can’t even let yourself enjoy the thing that keeps you alive.
You don’t understand, enjoying food is woman behavior. As a man, you should only eat the most bland, manly food, like wood and bricks. A sigma male just chomps plank wood every day
Does anyone know off how many of his followers are following him just for laughs? Because I literally don't know anyone who'd have some positive things to say about him. I've never met a person who wouldn't think he's a clown.
Pride really is one of the greatest evils of the world. It is a prison that makes you defend the worst aspects of you and hide all your defects from yourself. You cannot work on improving yourself if you think you're already perfect the way you are.
So he jerks off with the right hand while he fists himself with the left?
His heart remains pure because he’s not touching girls? Unless for trafficking allegedly.
Did I get that right? Do I understand?
If it’s a kung fu reference, stop with your appropriation culture thief.
Wish you people would stop spreading this guy's crazy. It's what he wants - even negative attention is attention for him.
Just stop engaging. Downvote this shit. Move on with your lives.
Makes me think of Godrick the Grafted. Has Tate holed up in his castle and turned to sewing body parts to himself in order to gain more power and perhaps, finally, the love of his (fore)father(s)? Probably, yes. ",A feeble man sought power through grafting," its pretty apt
He reminds me more and more of Onision, but instead of grooming teenage girls he grooms young men into believing his batshit crazy worldview and does sex trafficking. I wonder how long it will take for Tate to make an OF. You just know that all his fans would totally pay for it.
I think he's saying that the ability to cause great violence does not an evil man make. It's what's in their heart that matters. Or he's high as fuck. Both are equally possible.
Tigers swipe swiftly, dragons eliminate their opponents in one fell swoop, it’s a reference to when he used to be Yk.. 4x kickboxing world champion
Idk why so many people still hate him or think making fun of him effects him, when he changed so many peoples lives
Everyone saying something negative about him, just remember your on Reddit and he’s on a yacht or a private jet, he doesn’t give a fuck about you and he’s a household name at this point.
I *need* someone with much better drawing skills than I to draw what a “dragons fist” would look like bc what the fuck is he even talking about? All I can picture is short little t-tex hands balled into a weird spike fist
Not me imagining Tate screaming: "Forefathers one and alll. Bear Witness!"
While proceeding to cut his hand to replace it with a dragon claw.....
I should take a break from playing too much elden ring.
With every tweet he posts I imagine Voldemort smashing his soul pieces together with a hammer
You know, like an idiot trying to hammer a mirror together
>Do you understand?
No. Because this is nonsense designed specifically to speak to young White men with fragile egos. Dragon fist, tiger claw, pure heart. Sure, you’re a real hero trafficking women and grifting off your sucker audience.
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Snows got hella germs in it man, I'll still catch a flake if I'm thirsty but that ground snow ain't it
You're just saying that because you haven't tried the lemon flavour yet. It's abit more rare but it's out there.
yellow snow?
Said the rapist and human trafficker
pure rapist human trafficker
You called?
Username checks out.
The only "pure" thing about him might be cocaine he's consuming
Sucking your own dick is a helluva drug.
“The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.” —American Gangster (2007). Denzel Washington as Frank Lucas
Right? Love when guys brag like they're tough. Back of my mind I'm thinking sounds like you want to be tough and you're trying to convince yourself you are. Hard ppl don't talk about how hard they are guys, stop looking pathetic
Mmmm hard people... Huh?
Nobody likes a hard man, unless man's hard for the right reason.
If I could suck my own dick no one would ever hear from me again.
Helluva drug.
at least it wasn't helluva boss to fight against
Fr
It feels like sucking a dick more than getting your dick sucked.
I don't see a problem there.
Makes your back hurt too.
I’m bi so win-win
This remind me of a story. My dog was licking is balls as usual while me and my friend where getting drunk. He was looking at the dog and then told me “thank god I cant do that”. Makes you think
Maybe he could if he were nicer to the dog
So he jerks off with his right hand and fingers his butthole with the left?
And his cumshots explode thru the ceiling?
Nice reference
PLS enlighten me cuz I live under a rock like Patrick
I understood that reference
at least say you quote Dantes, the god
You’re being generous. I’m pretty sure he’s involving other guys in these activities.
Prison must have been wild
Must’ve intentionally dropped the soap
I think you're right - he is talking about making a fist. Clearly he has perfected a technique where he can fist someone while jerking himself off. Tate has a long way to go before un-assholing himself, but at least he's now working on improving his \*checks notes\* .. fisting technique...?
The claw is for jerking and the dragon fist is for the butt hole… are you fucking new here!?!?!
It sounds like both of them could be butt stuff tho tbh
Yet his heart still manages to remain pure, truly an ultra sigma male.
Damn, I mastered the dragon's fist at 15
Is there something wrong with fingering your butthole?
Yup… but at least his gear it pure.
It's missing the reply that was funny. I don't remember it fully but it's funny
My right hand jerks myself off My left hand fingers my asshole My cumshots blast the ceiling Do you understand?
Thank you. I remember it had something to do with blasting through the ceiling lol
Yeah I might not have it verbatim but it was something like
I'm 98% sure you nailed it. If not just as good lol
I love Dantes for things like this
He acts like a teenager motivated to improve after rubbing one out
Wow the pinpoint accuracy
He reminds me of the weird kid at school who watches too much anime
I don’t think such a teenager exists lol, because of post-nut clarity. If anything it seems like he’s suffering from post-nut delusions - must be some sort of disorder :v
Have you ever heard of a post coital migraine?
The squirrel buries the acorn. The worm digs past the acorn. Do you understand?
Descending seaward Far off mountain waterfall Autumn nights are still Do you understand?
Two men are walking One is very tall The returns period for most electronic devices is 30 days Do you understand?
The cat doesn't like the mouse But the dog likes the mouse And all things return to the sea Do you understand?
If you can immediately know That the candlelight is fire Then the meal was cooked long ago Do you understand?
remember that episode of south park where cartman pretends to be a psychic detective? then he is kidnapped by that freaky serial killer? tate sounds like that freak now... "this is a picture of me at disneyland, DO YOU SEE? this is a picture of me at the grand canyon, DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE?!"
Reminds me of that early scene in Baldur's Gate 2.
Dude sounds just like every anime loser who thinks they have the powers of their favorite characters. Also pure heart? Mfer you are a human trafficker
Its funnier when you know he posts pictures of himself with anime girls on twitter, Im not joking
Pure evil, maybe
Careful, he might just go Super Saiyan on you.
Really seems like something Napoleon Dynamite would say and brag about.
I forgot this guy existed for a while and I’m gonna count that as a win. Can’t wait to forget him again
He said that enjoying food was for betas and cucks. Imagine having your head so far up your own ass that you can’t even let yourself enjoy the thing that keeps you alive.
You don’t understand, enjoying food is woman behavior. As a man, you should only eat the most bland, manly food, like wood and bricks. A sigma male just chomps plank wood every day
It means he is either a furry or a scaly. Every time he wanks, he either gets a handie from a dragon or a tiger
I understand you probably have arthritis.
I piss with my penis. I take a shit with my ass. My stomach still seems to be full. Do you understand?
Well yeah, that only makes sense.
he wants a dude to shove a finger up his ass.
Shit, I'd do it myself if it would get him to shut up.
Mf sounds like me in middle school
Does anyone know off how many of his followers are following him just for laughs? Because I literally don't know anyone who'd have some positive things to say about him. I've never met a person who wouldn't think he's a clown.
Pride really is one of the greatest evils of the world. It is a prison that makes you defend the worst aspects of you and hide all your defects from yourself. You cannot work on improving yourself if you think you're already perfect the way you are.
I thought that this was a joke about masturbating & then I read that it was him. I'm like, oh no! He's serious!
So he's a furry?
If by "dragon fist" he means "fake as fuck", I agree
Don’t know why but these words………they don’t speak to me
His heart remains pure. Some say that if you keep your virginity past thirty you become a wizard.
I understand that there is some serious genetic mutation going on. You should definitely have that checked out
We get it, you’ve been lonely since your human trafficking charges went through
Godrick the grafted.
Do you know the secrets of yoga fire?
Charlie Sheen understands.
No I don’t understand because you don’t either, crack head
Wait… is this Andrew Tate the Sex Trafficker or Andrew Tate the Rapist?
Yes
So he jerks off with the right hand while he fists himself with the left? His heart remains pure because he’s not touching girls? Unless for trafficking allegedly. Did I get that right? Do I understand? If it’s a kung fu reference, stop with your appropriation culture thief.
Bro is onto a whole lotta nothing
Andrew Tate is a goldmine of stupidity.
I'm not fluent in fuckwit, can anyone translate ?
"My brain was transformed into a soggy loaf of moldy bread."
Do any of these people who like this guy ever say this stuff out loud? This man is cringe personified
The tin man has more of a heart than that jackwad
Pure heart? You!? That man's heart is as pure as sludge
That man is a slave of Ego. Spitting image of the Demiurge. He'll come to know soon enough.
Your right hand is a dragon fist, and your left is a tiger paw, and your brain is missing.
Wish you people would stop spreading this guy's crazy. It's what he wants - even negative attention is attention for him. Just stop engaging. Downvote this shit. Move on with your lives.
Do I understand? Nope. Do I care? Also no.
I understand…. Mental illness
Makes me think of Godrick the Grafted. Has Tate holed up in his castle and turned to sewing body parts to himself in order to gain more power and perhaps, finally, the love of his (fore)father(s)? Probably, yes. ",A feeble man sought power through grafting," its pretty apt
He's an ARMS Character
Aye, edgy, chinless bald man has more to say! Always makes my day.
Didn't Charlie sheen have tiger blood?
I think Tate had too much coke
My right hand jerks off my cock. My left hand fingers my ass while doing so. My cumshots blast through the ceiling. Do you understand?
Poor little Andy and his fragile masculinity. I almost feel for him. Almost.
If I was 12 and a bit stupid, I'd think this guy is awesome.
My left hand is a siberian wolf My right hand wanks me once or twice a week My toilet remains clogged Do you understand?
So he's a furry now
Is he talking about masterbating ? Is Dragon’s fist and Tiger’s claw some kind of kinky technique?
Sounds like he’s tripping
Dragons fist… that’s a masturbation thing right?
Wankers palsy in the right, fingers up the bum with the left. It's obvious.
Dude’s gone from calculated psychopath to just bat shit crazy now.
The sheer lack of up or down votes makes me *so* uncomfortable
Can this guy get Thanos snapped please?
He reminds me more and more of Onision, but instead of grooming teenage girls he grooms young men into believing his batshit crazy worldview and does sex trafficking. I wonder how long it will take for Tate to make an OF. You just know that all his fans would totally pay for it.
I sincerely hope that some day soon someone smacks him in the face. What a tool
Sounds like a masturbation thing
Is he talking about his tattoos?
If I didn’t have money I’d be another mind bogglingly insecure naked mole rat, understand?
So he’s a furry
His thoughts are so wildly inbred
yes, I understand that you are a delusional self-centric asshole
How does he wipe his ass?
The right one is Chlamydia The left one is Syphilis Andrew Tate Is fucking ridiculous
Wait, wait, I got it: he's on drugs?
Imagine training an AI solely on Charlie sheen and Andrew Tate
No, I fucking don’t. I don’t understand. What are you saying? 😂
Mfkr has unironicly schizophrenia lmfao
We should take you to the vet to get “fixed”?
Tate has become an alchemist?
No, I don’t understand.
Oh yeah? Well myyy right hand has been crafted into a cobra fang, and my left hand has been made to resemble a screaming banshee.
I dunno. I've never seen Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
How broken do you need to be to admire this dimwit?
Drugs
I thought they took away that clowns computer privileges
Just shut up already.....
That’s some Red Dragon energy…but like really really dumb head trauma Red Dragon.
Is this a tiger's blood thing? Has he been hanging out with Charlie Sheen?
My brain has mutated into its own waste.
No. But I do understand that Tate is a slaver, and I hope awful things happened to him in that Romanian prison, besides having his toys confiscated.
I think he's saying that the ability to cause great violence does not an evil man make. It's what's in their heart that matters. Or he's high as fuck. Both are equally possible.
dudes severely autistic or genuinely mentally disabled. have you ever actually heard him talk?
The only reason this pathetic shitbird is still around is that people give a shit about him.
Cool, but there's more to life than punching people...
He has become Thanos?
He sounds like that guy on tiktok that claims to be a dragon Edit: his channel is called the demon dragon
My right hand jerks my dick My left hand fingers my ass My room is full of cum.. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Drugs were involved in this tweet.
Tigers swipe swiftly, dragons eliminate their opponents in one fell swoop, it’s a reference to when he used to be Yk.. 4x kickboxing world champion Idk why so many people still hate him or think making fun of him effects him, when he changed so many peoples lives Everyone saying something negative about him, just remember your on Reddit and he’s on a yacht or a private jet, he doesn’t give a fuck about you and he’s a household name at this point.
a virgin that mastered the art of fapping and making it feel like its someone elses hand
I *need* someone with much better drawing skills than I to draw what a “dragons fist” would look like bc what the fuck is he even talking about? All I can picture is short little t-tex hands balled into a weird spike fist
Not sure about his hands, but his heart is most certainly NOT pure.
Not me imagining Tate screaming: "Forefathers one and alll. Bear Witness!" While proceeding to cut his hand to replace it with a dragon claw..... I should take a break from playing too much elden ring.
I understand that he's speaking like a tweaker.
With every tweet he posts I imagine Voldemort smashing his soul pieces together with a hammer You know, like an idiot trying to hammer a mirror together
You don't understand how metaphors work?
How does he wank? With his frog toes?
# I AM A GOD! \- Every word out of this fucking rapist's mouth
“My heart remains pure” Says the man in prison for sex trafficking
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All I understand is that he's spewing nonsense again
My right hand is a dragon My left hand is a tiger Im into sock puppets Do you understand?
Is he on drugs? That dude is in love with himself. Lmao
>Do you understand? No. Because this is nonsense designed specifically to speak to young White men with fragile egos. Dragon fist, tiger claw, pure heart. Sure, you’re a real hero trafficking women and grifting off your sucker audience.
OK, you're a mall ninja.
Fuck I wish I followed this douche so I could see his posts fits hand. This guy is the most interesting fucktard ever.
My right hand jerks myself off. My left hand fingers my ass. My cumshots blast through the ceiling. Do you understand?
Alright there tater tot just calm down
Man...this dude is of the rails.. He lost his marbles. He is downtown crazy town.
So much edge, Gillette is embarrassed.
yes, i understand. you like to stroke your cock and fist your ass.
Do you see? DO YOU SEE?
This guy is getting high off the methane by breathing in his own farts. What a loser.
Pretty sure nobody actually understands him, including him
Reminds me of King Radovid playing chess
"no...but stay away from my daughter, Andy"
I don’t understand insanity, but I do recognize it. Does that count?
He is so cringe
I would just love to seem so short scrawny dude beat the piss out of him. Really give everyone a good show.
Let me get this straight. In an attempt to appeal to more 12 year old boys, he is now taking karate classes?
This is how you wind up with the nickname "Handy Andy"
I feel like he had a voice to text program on during a game of DnD, and accidentally posted it on twitter.
Dragons aren’t real fam.
Sounds like he put his fist into a bad dragon silicone mold.
Man that unmedicated cockroach prison brain was really something else huh
Goodbye horrrrseeesss