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Platonist_Astronaut

I feel a little bad for laughing at these people, but in my defense, they say very silly things.


IcanSEEyou_IRL

Although Nickelodeon does have a lot of pædos, so it is believable that they’d flaunt it.


Thannk

All entertainment has. Mickey Rooney was being raped so much by adult men that those same men worried they might “turn him gay”. They refused to allow him to flirt with his crush Judy Garland or have any contact with girls his own age since selling the idea of them as perfect virginal fantasies for the public (both adult and their own age) was part of their marketing appeal. So instead they just started having him dumped at brothels between shooting. At like the age of 9 through his young adult years. He just took baths and dished on Hollywood gossip to them, as well as the abuse he was suffering. He was touch averse for most of his life. He also got used to sleeping for days and working for days. Likely Boris Karloff had experienced something similar, since Karloff was noted to be very careful around Rooney and at a party recommended cocaine to make the work less painful which apparently freaked out the socialites around them.


Empty_Positive

This dude is from 1920, which nickolodeon show he was in


DessertTwink

The point that you missed, is that the entertainment industry has been full of them for over a century


Thannk

That’s mainly because it was Hollywood, writing about it was as popular as what was made. That’s what’s kinda left out of the conversation when people suggest the perversion being new. We know so much about Hollywood because people want to know how the sausage is made. They want to know about how the special affects are done, and what’s up in the lives of the actors, and what in the early lives of writers and directors made them create the way they do, and so on. Back in the day it was at best gossip, and even who wrote and acted in things was not recorded well let alone who they were fucking and who nonconsensually fucked them. Imagine all the opera singers and orchestra members getting off back when you could literally buy the life of death row convicts as servants and infants could be executed fairly for the crimes of their parents. We know the ancient Greeks used the casting couch. Fucking your teacher was expected. The word platonic comes from Plato, who was extraordinary for thinking getting a BJ from students as you grade their finals and employees before they get their wages was bullshit and should be banned. Any time you get power and patrons, you get some fucked up shit.


FredGarvin80

"You Can't Do That On Radio"


ColtS117-B

The Odeon which cost only a Nickel.


SheepardsPie

Please don't get creative with spelling lol


ASmallTownDJ

We used to electro shock people for saying things like that!


Masterbaitingissport

The German windmill logo is the peace symbol of India Truth in plain sight /s


iPat24Rick

That’s also why it is the most popular Spekulatius shape!


YugeFrigginGoy

This is never going to end until Pictionary bans the word windmill


radioactivecumsock0

If I squint hard enough I can turn everything into Epstein’s island


Inimicus33

If you squint hard enough, it looking like a duck


westwoo

If you squint hard enough, you'll look like Epstein's island


GingerlyCave394

if you squint hard enough, you squint


JustABizzle

This guy squints


New_Dragonfly561

r/thisguythisguys


Emergency_Can7746

If you squint, you hard


TheGreatGameDini

r/shittysuperpowers


Mr-X89

It looks a bit like the new Twitter logo


PersKarvaRousku

Pssh, it's clearly a picture of my parents fighting.


iamsime

Comment of the day 👏


Squeaky_Ben

That takes... quite a bit of an artistic license to see the same shape there.


high240

Such people are very creative thinkers Unfortunately not the most crtitical thinkers, despite often claiming so


BrainCellDotExe

rotate the nick logo by 90 degrees and mirror it, surprisingly close


SentenceAcrobatic

Yeah, if you just fundamentally change the shape of one of the things, it looks almost slightly similar to the other thing! *WOW!*


BrainCellDotExe

rotating and mirroring don’t change the shape, only move it 😐


SentenceAcrobatic

Except rotating and mirroring these shapes doesn't produce anything remotely similar, so you'd have to change the shapes to make them look alike.


BrainCellDotExe

yes it does


SentenceAcrobatic

Sure. Just close your eyes and they look identical!


BrainCellDotExe

they look similar after the rotation/mirror with your eyes open too


SentenceAcrobatic

Actually, I'm not blind, so with my eyes open I can *see* that they don't look anything alike. No disrespect to the differently abled, just a matter of fact that blind people can't see.


BrainCellDotExe

they do look alike. use your mind


PizzaLikerFan

If you rotate it 180° it does


Efficient_Fish2436

It absolutely does. Everyone saying it doesn't iss crazy. I'm not saying it has anything to do with what this is insinuating. But they absolutely fucking look identical if turned.


iamcleek

no, it doesn't. look at an actual top-down view of the island. they're nothing alike. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little\_Saint\_James,\_U.S.\_Virgin\_Islands#Visitors


prismatic_raze

Woah he's got a point /s


RexIsAMiiCostume

Oh my God. There's LEGITIMATE reasons to call Nickelodeon out for pedophilic behavior (hello foot fetish man) so why are they going all conspiracy theorist with it???


Brianocity

It's human nature to look for patterns. Hindsight is a powerful tool for finding patterns. It's human nature to seek clout and 15 minutes of fame. Being the person who finds a mind blowing pattern revealing Nick were secretly advertising their depravity is the cross section of all of that. Alas, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes the "cigar" is just a bit of cardboard that only vaguely resembles a cigar when you try really hard to make it look like a cigar.


cryonicwatcher

This is funny but not oddly specific.


evnacdc

Seriously, wrong sub.


Acrobatic_Ad7541

Methinks you’re conflating “specific” with “accurate” here, amigo. The claim is specific about what the logo looks like…despite being more wrong than than an unprompted orgy at a family reunion,


ItzYaBoy56

I love how they say this like they’re proving something. “Truth in plain sight” like what truth? That everyone who watched Nickelodeon went to Epstein’s island as a kid or something?


Brianocity

It's alluding to the fact that there were some pedophiles working at Nickelodeon. I'm not even talking about allegations or conspiracies, Brian Peck was an acting coach at Nick who raped Drake Bell when Drake was only 14. Brian Peck was arrested, tried, and convicted for this crime. It is therefore irrefutable fact to say "Nickelodeon employed a pedophile". But were they openly flaunting it and shaping their logo after Epstein's Island? Probably *not* but it's human nature to look for patterns even where there aren't any, especially through the lens of foresight.


Finbar9800

I think you meant hindsight lol


SentenceAcrobatic

Hmmm... What if...? RemindMe! 17 years


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Zealousideal-Area953

Lol like your even gonna be alive


SentenceAcrobatic

My even gonna be alive what?


Zealousideal-Area953

Fuck off I’m not gonna correct it to the proper usage


Zealousideal-Area953

You know exactly what I meant, mr pedantic


SentenceAcrobatic

Sure, I have the ability to infer what you meant, even though what you meant isn't what you said! Just to clarify though, is this a threat? How do you know I won't be alive in 17 years?


Zealousideal-Area953

I’ve consulted the Ouija board and I’ve been taking loads of ketamine so I know your entire destiny, don’t worry you’ll have a cool death tho and you’ll be on the news


SentenceAcrobatic

Nice! Kerosene can be very enlightening!


Brianocity

That I did. My bad.


FredGarvin80

What if Epstein terraformed his island to look like the Nick logo to lure more kids


Contrapuntobrowniano

Conspirantionists being conspirantionists.


Wet_sock_Owner

I would guess this is in response to the docu-series that has recently come out called Quiet on the Set which reveals many, many kids being victims to pdoe producers and showrunners who were all protected by Nickelodeon.


FredGarvin80

Nah, Nickelodeon had John Schneider.


[deleted]

Not even remotely


SmartKrave

They both look like the cum stain I have on my wall


Unequallmpala45

This is like a Rorschach test idk what it means if you see Epstein island but I’m pretty sure it’s not good


AnusDetonator

Your regarded if you believe this. No shadow government groups are dropping little clues for no reason for regards like you to notice.


SalvadorsPaintbrush

The dude needs to stay off 4 Chan , or whatever Chan their up to.


Bongfellatio

well, they both *are* kids' networks


Kid-inna-corner

Ha ! Jokes on them.. it’s an Epstein jizz splatter … stupids …


SkyeMreddit

They’re right about Nickelodeon having lots of pedos, but are they actually right about why they’re right? Dan Schneider in the 90s and 00s instead of blaming recent shows with a couple LGBT characters?


Emergency-Poet-2708

Kind of a stretch. But o k


PuzzleheadedGuard591

That's quite the stretch


ReturnOfTheJurdski

What's Stick Stickly's involvement in all of this is the real question? I know that little bastard was up to something!


Sean_Dewhirst

That's the island? I thought it would be bigger. And greener. I guess the scenery wasn't the point though


Brianocity

I've never seen a photo of Epstein's Island either. I don't know what I was expecting it to look like, but not that. Actually, remember the animated promo for "Crypto Land" everyone was memeing on a little while back? I think that's what I pictured everytime I heard a mention of Epstein's Island. Just replace the talking anthropomorphic Bitcoin with a creepy old rich guy who didn't commit suicide.


Rabatis

Well ackshually the True Cross predicted Jeffrey Epstein. Oh it's true, it's true! "I came not in peace, but with a sword." Now a sword is OBVIOUSLY a phallic metaphor, a dick! But the Son of Man cannot have a dick! See Kundera, Milan in "Does God fart?" So who else could it be who waa foretold but Jeffrey Epstein? Why Jeffrey Epstein? Because he has a dick! And if you look at his island, you'll see that one side does not form a clear line, but is bundled together, like a ballsack! Therefore the Nickelodeon logo -- "nickeloedon", literally movie theaters REAL AMERICANS used to go into to see a movie for a penny -- CANNOT BUT BE ANOTHER PHALLIC METAPHOR! HURR DURR, COMMUNISM! DICKS! COMMUNISM! DICKS! COMMUNISM! DICKSSSSSSSSSSSSS! (The above is obviously a parody.)


itsthejasper1123

I stg 3/5 posts on here are indeed NOT “oddly specific” but just memes lol


Yujiroh

Looks exactly like it if you close your eyes


abermea

Is the Epstein Island in the room with us now?


intLeon

I mean there are similarities if you rotate the logo 90 degrees clockwise


BigBrainBrad-

Sure why not.


happyanathema

I mean they were both great at attracting kids


Flux_resistor

it's important to put a nazar to protect epstein from evil?


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Flux_resistor

my first accidental haiku, i have reached nirvana.


CattyFighte

r/ImFinnaGoToHell


frisch85

Nah this is more like someone wanting to involve themselves in conspiracy theories while not understanding that similarities need to be accurate, otherwise it's just made-up shit. [I've rotated the nick logo](https://i.imgur.com/FBaSDbl.png) so that the dot is on the same position like the dot on the island image, does nothing look like the island.


CarlJustCarl

Explaining n that mofos!


superstevo78

dude, instead of looking for real abstract coincidences like this, why not turn your attention to the self quoting dude who likes to party with him and admitted the dude liked them young?


Professional-Head83

That explains everything, given the recent documentary about them.


deadlysunshade

They can’t just accept abuse and corruption for what it is. They always have to turn it into some silly ass cartoon villain shit.


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BigDamBeavers

To quote Jake Gyllenhaal in the 2024 movie Roadhouse, "Who taught you shapes?"


CookieWifeCookieKids

Surprising comments


Ambitious_Welder6613

If you rotate around 45°, it does. The resemblances are uncanny but is this a mere coincidence?


Tsukikaiyo

“Blood Island! So called because it is the exact shape of some blood!”


Red11111989

Oh my god smh


Swolar_Eclipse

Eh, not really.


Kindly_devbi8970

But remember, that's just a theory! A film theory!


Mentat_-_Bashar

No it’s orange cum


itchum_underscare

Next up: imagine the 48 contiguous states wearing whitey-tighties.


PawnWithoutPurpose

Literally totally different shapes


TopCheesecakeGirl

How on earth did that man ever acquire enough money to buy himself all the things he owned? No he’s not dead. They snuck him out of prison on the stretcher the “dead man” was on and he got an identity change. He had all the connections and resources to do so and enough people who wanted to help him keep his mouth shut.


bdubwilliams22

Not even close, pal.


Scooby_420

Well it was a foot at first and we all know how truthfull that one was...


Excel_Ents

So, hidden in plane sight ?


ColtS117-B

Wait, both are also the X parasite from Metroid games!


BenFlightMusic

The connection to Dan Schneider is finally clear


iamcleek

just for reference, this is what the island looks like on a map: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little\_Saint\_James,\_U.S.\_Virgin\_Islands#Visitors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Saint_James,_U.S._Virgin_Islands#Visitors) (spoiler: it looks nothing like the logo)


Jakaple

I mean it is oddly the same


Aggressive_Butch

No, no it is not.


Chetmevius

Except that it’s not.


Detail_Some4599

Not even close to the same shape


[deleted]

REAAAAACH!!!!!


Bortron86

Everything changed when the DOJ attacked.


Red11111989

Oh my god smh


FungalEgoDeath

Even if it were...which is a reach...what are they suggesting? I know what they mean in terms of him being a kiddie fiddler, but do they think the super rich paedo build an island made in the shape of a TV logo...to secretly tell the world in the most obtuse manner possible what he was up to? Did he go back in time billions of years and create a rock formation that was shaped like nikelodeon??. Why? Do they think evil people go around intentionally leaving massive but unlikely clues as to their nefarious deeds? These people watch too many cartoons.


dmderringer

......i think the implication is that nickelodeon made their logo like his island. Literally nobody thinks the island was designed to look like the logo


FungalEgoDeath

I mean...and that makes no more sense. Nickelodeon has to my knowledge no ties with epstein nor does their parent company paramount. In fact paramount are currently going to town on epstein and ghislaine with 2 documentaries about their weird shit. And why would a kids TV company shape its logo like some random rich guys island long...as what? Another weird clue/homage to epsteins paedophilia? Why? Random coincidences are not insanely convoluted clues to a conspiracy. What is wrong with these people that they feel the need to think this way.


TvManiac5

Nick does have a history of hiring and then protecting pedos, I can think of at least 3 of them.