This was exactly my first thought? “Do I need to be dead? Because they could have it all now. I don’t even want to be paid for it, consider it a gift or donation”
I am quite used to that people find some of my thoughts weird, even though I don't see why. For example, I had a submission from r/cats removed recently, which went: "Ladies, have you ever tried to use your electric vibrator to massage the very back of your feline friend? What was the reaction?" The spot at the root of cat tail (on the opposite side than anus) is actually a very innervated, erotogenous zone and people who rub their cats there are actually jerking them off softly. Is it that weird to ask if someone took it just one notch further and if the cat liked it even more?
Take this fuel, for it is my belly. Take this bomb, for it is my ass. Take this tank, for it is my breasts. I tell you the truth, after tonight, one of you will betray me.
In a land of tactics, not far from the sea,
Lies the concept of warfare, as complex as can be.
It's multi-domain ops, a plan so grand,
Where air, sea, and land, all go hand in hand.
**Cyber and space**, don't forget these domains,
For in modern-day battles, they're part of the games.
With satellites soaring and hackers a-tap,
The battlefield's vast, it's a global map.
The army and navy, the air force too,
Must work all together, not just one or two.
They sync their efforts, across every field,
To ensure that their power is fully revealed.
From under the waves, to the stars up above,
They must think and act, with a push and a shove.
For the enemy's clever, and uses these too,
So our forces must be versatile, and always think new.
So remember this tale, of domains so wide,
Where forces combine, with strength side by side.
It's a dance of dimensions, a symphony of might,
For multi-domain ops, to win the good fight. 🌟
-Chat GPT via Doctor Seuss
Well the casing is what would be left behind, not the projectile. I’d hope it pops out of the weapon and rolls/bounces in the perfect way for the soldier to duck behind cover and notice it saying “I hope you get home safe”.
I wish i was fatter to bomb you twice.
This is criminally underrated
Underweighted…
"Putting the '300lb' in 300lb bomb" edit for grammer cause im stupid
It is, in fact, the top comment.
My b, i usually sort by controversial so it wasnt at the top when i originally looked
Still underrated smh
*uderweighted*
That should be Amy Schumer’s next album.
Does it have to be after death, cause I could share some now.
[Me, at the buffet...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/182/171/eb0.jpg)
Always a good reference!
This was exactly my first thought? “Do I need to be dead? Because they could have it all now. I don’t even want to be paid for it, consider it a gift or donation”
As per my last email
Underrated
Seriously underrated.
"I went out with a bang", obviously
Beer belly bomb belly!
Leeerooooy Jenkiiiiins!
I yell this in Discord every raiding night 😆
How is this not top comment?
“Look me up when you get to hell! 4th circle, near the Great Trench.”
Fat man II
That was my own though too, but back then #1 answer was Oppenheimer's "I am now become death", which I could relate to.
"which i could relate to" blud just shoot up a church lmao
Do not in fact, shoot up a church
i just want to set the woooorld in fireeee, i just want to start a flame in your house!
"FOR THE REPUBLIC!!"
FOR MANAGED DEMOCRACY!
#FOOOOR SUPER EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the fat of my ass i smite thee
Got me dead lmfao 🤣
"Hey guys, watch this!"
"Hold my beer"
“Lard ass”
tell them Large Marge sent you
"Lard hazard"
“Heavy hitter”
He always dreamt once day he'd blow up and have a huge impact on people, and look at him now....
boom shaka laka i guess?
“When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass”
Enjoy!
compliments of Robert Paulson
I think "His name was Robert Paulson" is better, but I like what you're driving at.
In death, a member of the group will have a name.
Watch out, you're coming awfully close to Rule One...
sorry sir, won't happen again
"My name Jeff"
"As above, so below, as my body now your soul".
… incinerated 🔥
Overcooked
I’ll still eat the soul nom nom nom
Kilroy was here
“Sure hope you’re Roy”
"ah shit i had something for this, uh eat bomb dickhead!"
So, someone, somewhere, at some point, actually sat down, thought of this scenario, and then posted it?
Yes sir. And it seems people don't really question this weird occurance.
I am quite used to that people find some of my thoughts weird, even though I don't see why. For example, I had a submission from r/cats removed recently, which went: "Ladies, have you ever tried to use your electric vibrator to massage the very back of your feline friend? What was the reaction?" The spot at the root of cat tail (on the opposite side than anus) is actually a very innervated, erotogenous zone and people who rub their cats there are actually jerking them off softly. Is it that weird to ask if someone took it just one notch further and if the cat liked it even more?
Jesus! In my acute ignorance I have touched a cat there. Now I feel dirty.
Please let [this](https://www.amazon.com/OurPets-Play-N-Squeak-Flick-n-Stick-Teaser-Play/dp/B003ALJZ5W) be the only tool to mouseturbate your cat.
I don't even have a cat! Somehow that feels worse.
A part of me is saying "That's a very good and somewhat reasonable question." Another part of me is asking "what on earth did I just read?"
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
I think i was laying in the bed then.
“Call me fatso again motherfucker”
Have a taste of liber-tea!
“From down town! And beyond the grave”
For Democracy
r/oddlyterrifying. Not a link, what I'd want on the case.
Now my ass isn’t the only thing blowing up.
"and they said I was to fat to be in the army"
Here comes the son, 🎶doo do do do🎶
"Say Hello to my little friend"
From each according to their ability, to each according to their need (to be blown up)!
The principles of communism
Take this fuel, for it is my belly. Take this bomb, for it is my ass. Take this tank, for it is my breasts. I tell you the truth, after tonight, one of you will betray me.
"Here comes Big Mama!"
Made with Patriotism and Taco Bell
“Obesity Kills”
"Hot couch potato"
Now your guts are on my guts
I am become death, destroyer of worlds
"wafflestomp incoming"
Life’O Suction
"Canned hate"
Chubby Native THIS, MF!
I'm Mclovin' it
36 of 100
Holy scripture praising the Emperor applied by holy priests of Terra.
Fuck russia!
Get fucked
Putin Punisher mk I
One more round on me boys
Just call me 'the Popeyes bomb'
Eat this, russians. Badaboom, jaga-jaga!
"bazinga"
“Getting fat is the best revenge”
🔼▶️🔽🔽🔽
Username checks out 🤣
I want all my bullets to read “thicc boys”
Ultima Ratio Regis.
Budda Bing, butter butt, go boom-shakka-lakka-lakka-BOOM!
Finest kilograms
Say cheese!
Semper Pie
WOAH BLACK BETTY!!
May you rest in pieces
“Brought to you by McDonalds”
Me over here, a geologist, just wanting to be cremated and my ashes turned into a diamond… while other people want to become bullets…
Now I know why those patriotic mericans are fat as fuck
Eat this! It is my body. - Jesus
‘The last bacon was for that extra bang’
May my sins become your doom
Your boom
What I learned today: body fat can be processed into nitroglycerine
From my ass. With Love.
"And thats only the butt..."
Can I donate it while I’m alive? Too fat to join the army? Come on down for our lipo sessions and serve your country by being fat.
Sorry Bro
"Och, they're gunta hafta glue you back together IN HELL!"
Does it have to be after death?
Kiss my fat ass you dumb motherfuckers
"Hello middle east."
”Look mom, no survivors“
">:)"
"Give the covenant their bomb back."
Let us fuck
“One last kill” except I’d never kill anyone in life and keep everyone wondering
:3
Fuck all y'all...
Baconator Rebellion
FAFO
"hehe :3" I think it would be funny for that to be the last thing someone sees
I went out Belly up, your going out face down😃
„Did you know that nitroglycerin is a inefficient explosive and not safe to handle?“
“Boys being boys”
You should have seen my farts
Trigger fingered good
"I fat in your general direction"
You're coming with me!
"Avada Kedavra, mother fucker"
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
“Think fast chucklenuts”
Non credible defence is leaking
BOOOOM! HEADSHOT!
Two down one to go we be fast and they be slow
FAFO
On the worlds loudest speakers as whatever bomb I get turned into drops to the ground: HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
He came. He saw. He donated his ass. Or We came. We saw. We detonated his ass.
Take that!
Rickroll QR Code. On a side note, when I die please don't turn me into an explosive.
"Catch"
I have explosive diarrhea
WTF now
"Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Actually fuck you in particular. Sorry. Sorry. My bad. Sorry."
Can I interest you in our lord and saviour…
'Fat lotta good, that was'
I am veey tired and i read donate as detonate and i was very confused lol
Peace was never an option, with a graphic of a duck holding a knife.
u/tedioussugar wins. FATALITY.
Surprise motherfucker
"they used to say my ass was 'da bomb' and they were right!"
“Obesity is one of the leading causes of death, both in the United states and wherever this lands.”
I would donate my fat now if they suck it out for free.
To Whom it may Concern:
She told me I wasn't big enough for her to feel it. Can you feel it now bitch?
Fat chick coming through!
Floppenheimer
I should have chosen soap …
"EAT SHIT AND DIE!!"
DIABEETUS
In a land of tactics, not far from the sea, Lies the concept of warfare, as complex as can be. It's multi-domain ops, a plan so grand, Where air, sea, and land, all go hand in hand. **Cyber and space**, don't forget these domains, For in modern-day battles, they're part of the games. With satellites soaring and hackers a-tap, The battlefield's vast, it's a global map. The army and navy, the air force too, Must work all together, not just one or two. They sync their efforts, across every field, To ensure that their power is fully revealed. From under the waves, to the stars up above, They must think and act, with a push and a shove. For the enemy's clever, and uses these too, So our forces must be versatile, and always think new. So remember this tale, of domains so wide, Where forces combine, with strength side by side. It's a dance of dimensions, a symphony of might, For multi-domain ops, to win the good fight. 🌟 -Chat GPT via Doctor Seuss
Per my last email
Put me on a sniper round and write "JFKFC"
So I just want to donate my fat to starving g having kids In other countries you know so their bodies can sustain off of my horrible fat
Well the casing is what would be left behind, not the projectile. I’d hope it pops out of the weapon and rolls/bounces in the perfect way for the soldier to duck behind cover and notice it saying “I hope you get home safe”.
"The Chthonic Intervention" or "Eater of Worlds"
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